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People talk a lot of smack on the internet, and when that happens on social media, then the rest of the world can be fortunate enough to be there to see the glory unfold. From devastating clapbacks to good-natured puns and every other type of delightfully witty reply, a Twitter account called Gems Of Replies is there to document it all - for our benefit.

You know that sensation so many of us get hours after a conversation or argument when we realize - “damn, I should’ve said [X] instead…”? Scrolling through this account is basically the opposite of that as you get to see every moment of glory where someone said exactly what needed to be said.

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    I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/he/she)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, it's like a family cremation (please don't come after me, I just have a dark sense of humour - I don't even eat meat)

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    Susan Bosse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This never ceases to crack me up. Perfect example of how to screw yourself in 1.5 seconds. Lmao

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    Clearly sunny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just pay for your own meals, why is this so hard for people.

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    Edward Finger Hands
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes because marriage is indentured servitude for men…wait 🤔

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    Bi Emo 007 (he/him)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I’m surprised that BP didn’t censor that

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My life was going pretty well. But then suddenly I got pushed through a tiny cave. It was cold and bright on the other side. That's the day all my problems started

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    Jane No Dough
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only positive aspect of having a cheating ex.

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    Edward Finger Hands
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And healthy men don’t pit women against each other in a Madonna/whore comparison

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    I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/he/she)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a teenager (not letting my real age online) and I can't see a point in making it to my 20s

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    Bi Emo 007 (he/him)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her forehead is prime advertising space

    MaximumKarmaSaint
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now live in hopes of someone editing a whole bunch of watermarks onto her forehead.

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    OWL ON A MISSION
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow some mean comments here. What if the tables were turned and this was your whatever being ridiculed? How would you feel?

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hear me out: That's not the Eiffel Tower. Michael Jordan about to slam. Anyone who can get MJ to appear on their forehead like that is a sorceress not to be messed with.

    AltBren
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just rude, no? Bald jokes for him anyone..

    Brock Landers
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    2 years ago

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    Were the other examples in this article where a woman mocked a man's looks also rude? Since I didn't see you complain

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol that is f*****g bogus, like damn I had to scroll back up and he's not wrong, but damn he's bogus for calling them out. That's terrible. lol

    Gay Waffle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wild how BP will happily post about body positivity uwu and then this

    Melissa Hammond
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enter one naysayer. Don't listen to what they say. But do pay attention to the T-zone. And maybe, to camera angles and lighting.

    That Goth Demon (zey/zem)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buuuuuuuuurrrrnnnnn (not a very nice one either, a bit rude tbh)

    Ricardo Ferreira
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's in Tokyo, their tower is taller

    Austin Abney
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the Michael Jordan jump man logo…

    LiuLiu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for laughing at this

    Lakota Wolf (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seth Everman is a VERY talented and hilarious musician, despite this sassy tweet XD Go look at his YouTube channel! You will be entertained XD

    Brock Landers
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    2 years ago

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    I'm amazed at the sheer audacity some people here have to be complaining about this insult when they were silent over other parts in the article where a man had his looks mocked. Just mind boggling.

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    Cannot be unseen...

    John L
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    2 years ago

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    Her forehead can make change, from eight....

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    Sonia Reddel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's keeping tampons and a phone in there?

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    Red Lotus 🪷
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it depends on the context. My native language is almost dead because people gave English too much priority. Now only villagers and old, established families can speak purely in our language, everyone else tries to talk in as much English as possible.

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    CommanderDucky - He/Him - cis.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always invite him to my house if my wifi is down! My right hand man

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