Birds are a universal part of our ecosystem, from the clueless-looking pidgin to sparrows that zip by at extremely high speeds. The ability to fly equips them to be particularly immune from repercussions, so it’s no surprise that avians seem to have no qualms about taking our stuff, eating our food, and then flying away before any consequences can be felt. 

The “Birds being Jerks” online group gathers examples of birds with little to no regard for humans and our stuff. So get comfortable and upvote your favorite examples as you scroll through. Be sure to comment your own bird stories and tales.

#1

Anarchists

Anarchists

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    #2

    My Dickbag Bird

    My Dickbag Bird

    LoloDoe Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as he doesn't upload them to the Internet while you're downloading.

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    #3

    Uber Sky

    Uber Sky

    xobilae Report

    When you take into consideration the evolutionary nature of birds, it makes more sense that they might have an inclination towards jerkdom. Scientists believe that birds are the modern incarnation of dinosaurs like the velociraptor of “Jurrasic Park” fame. You might notice the word raptor, which we still use to describe various birds of prey. 

    They are still pretty unique in the modern world, as they are the only animals with feathers. The only exception to this is the kiwi, which is furry and flightless, much like the fruit. They also lay eggs, despite being warm-blooded, much to the benefit of our breakfast. One thing modern birds do not really have anymore is teeth, as their ancestors often did still retain some to access a more varied diet.

    #4

    This Is My Life Now

    This Is My Life Now

    supervi07 Report

    #5

    Crow Rides On The Back Of A Bald Eagle

    Crow Rides On The Back Of A Bald Eagle

    wilsonpmPfgdrg5 Report

    malaixa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the crow and the bald eagle - the odd couple of the bird world. It's a classic case of a small bird with big dreams, hitching a ride on the shoulders of a bald eagle, the ultimate symbol of freedom and majesty. I suppose it just goes to show that no matter how different we may seem on the surface, we can all find common ground when we're in it together. Or maybe that crow is just trying to save his energy for the next heist.

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    #6

    I Think We Have A Criminal Here

    I Think We Have A Criminal Here

    itamar_farkash9 Report

    User# 6
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm fairly certain that was done by an African swallow.

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    Feathers give birds all sorts of benefits, from flight, insulation, and protection against water. The flip side is that it ends up requiring them to spend almost 10% of their time just grooming and preening. Reflecting their dinosaur heritage, some birds also have scales, primarily on their toes. The ability to fly comes with the need for rapid digestion and very quick metabolism. 

    #7

    This Peacock Pecked At His Own Reflection On A Bmw For Over Half An Hour

    This Peacock Pecked At His Own Reflection On A Bmw For Over Half An Hour

    Sosumi_rogue Report

    Kobe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was here first - you little sh*t ! move ! I said, move.. !

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    #8

    Fuck The Law

    Fuck The Law

    tabanhere Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol the sign perfectly illustrates a sea gull, right down to its spindly legs!

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    #9

    No Respect For The Rules

    No Respect For The Rules

    DavDon18 Report

    malaixa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's no surprise that birds are breaking the rules. After all, they've been flying under the radar for far too long. But shaming them on the internet? Nah... That's just fowl play!

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    Some can also mimic the noises of other animals, including humans. Parrots are pretty famous for taking on the mannerisms and expressions used by their owners, while crows can mimic the sounds of predators. They use this to attract said predators to carcasses, allowing wolves or bears to split open the dead animal and gain access to the meat inside. 

    #10

    I Love Parrots But Don't Insult The Arsonist

    I Love Parrots But Don't Insult The Arsonist

    _Throwaway54_ Report

    #11

    Love. . . Hate. .

    Love. . . Hate. .

    Nintendophile79 Report

    #12

    Help I Lost My Lovebird In This Pile Of Mangoes!

    Help I Lost My Lovebird In This Pile Of Mangoes!

    sqnu Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm embarrassed at how long that took me to see. Tbf it's late and I'm tired

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    #13

    Birds Being A Dick

    Birds Being A Dick

    barleybarber Report

    #14

    Honk!

    Honk!

    temporalwanderer Report

    #15

    Dick Left Alone With An Open Laptop

    Dick Left Alone With An Open Laptop

    Vall3y Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I want this one, no this one! How about this one over there? Noooo, this one's better! Oooops... Hi hooman!"

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    #16

    Hes Figured Out How To Open The Seed Dispenser

    Hes Figured Out How To Open The Seed Dispenser

    keta9919 Report

    #17

    Blursed Parrot

    Blursed Parrot

    birb_in_disguise Report

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, duh, haven't you seen all the Jurassic Park movies? We are expected to bite and hunt and stuff...

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    #18

    Thanks For Rescuing Us From The Brink Of Extinction And All, But

    Thanks For Rescuing Us From The Brink Of Extinction And All, But

    SeanaLyn , SeanaLyn Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Critically endangered bird Vs human. Needs to be a documentary about this one.

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    #19

    German Chancellor Angela Merkel At A Bird Park

    German Chancellor Angela Merkel At A Bird Park

    ledtosea Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rainbow lorikeets! The most commonly seen wild bird in Australia. Very little fear of humans. A wildlife park in Queensland regularly pranks tourists like this. An unforgettable experience. There's a photo of young me in exactly the same situation.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are beautiful, but they're annoyingly noisy little buggers. Especially when you get a big flock of them. Much prefer the King Parrots, glorious colours, quieter and less pushy.

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    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Rainbow Lorikeets! They are so comical, cheeky, and adorable birds.

    KatZen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute but looks like whatever is happening on the right really hurts!

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my top ten favorite images of all time!

    MP Deco
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gorgeous birds but...mean little sods!!!!

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I wish we had wild birds like that! All we see around here are crows.

    Maggie Mae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is Obviously a Bird Lover!!

    SydneyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every Australian child has that same traumatic photo.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When will USA take Trump to the alligator farm (those are in Florida, btw!) and let him run and play with animals! Imagine an alligator on his head, one alligator gnawing away at his arm, one curled up sleeping on his huge fatty a*s... I'll put lunch meat through this hair weave too

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    #20

    Poor Baby Hippo Never Hurt A Fly

    Poor Baby Hippo Never Hurt A Fly

    poliscijunki Report

    Kat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those birds are feeding on ticks and such

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    #21

    They Won’t Be Stopped

    They Won’t Be Stopped

    iqueefkief Report

    #22

    This Speaks For Itself

    This Speaks For Itself

    reddit.com Report

    malaixa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the bird is auditioning for a role in "The Godfeather"

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    #23

    This One Has Made My Balcony His Territory... Tries To Scratch Me If I'm Outside

    This One Has Made My Balcony His Territory... Tries To Scratch Me If I'm Outside

    BD_secureIT Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at those talons and that beak. That balcony belongs to her now, unless you want serious injury I suggest you surrender it.

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    #24

    An Atlantic Puffin (Joe) Who Doesn't Like To Share

    An Atlantic Puffin (Joe) Who Doesn't Like To Share

    Saarg095 Report

    E Schmitt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me or do puffins always look a bit sad?

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    #25

    License And Registration... And A Couple Of Those Fries

    License And Registration... And A Couple Of Those Fries

    KiaNorville Report

    #26

    Plonk

    Plonk

    2601vicky Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh...aren't there eggs in there? Eat the young!

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    #27

    These Birds Getting Plastered Off Fermented Cherries In Our Backyard

    These Birds Getting Plastered Off Fermented Cherries In Our Backyard

    dajung21 Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are there cherries leftover on the tree? You should've baked them into a pie!

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    #28

    Robb’n

    Robb’n

    routine-failure Report

    Helena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone's downfall, distracted by the cute.

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    #29

    Nope. Sorry Birds Exist. This Asshole Is Proof

    Nope. Sorry Birds Exist. This Asshole Is Proof

    ajl009 Report

    #30

    This Swan Has Been Enforcing The Stay At Home Order Outside My House For The Last Three Days

    This Swan Has Been Enforcing The Stay At Home Order Outside My House For The Last Three Days

    ganggangletsdie Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swans/geese are douches. I have been attacked by two and they are so f*****g mean

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    #31

    Reddit Meet Whis

    Reddit Meet Whis

    LOLZWHAT123 Report

    #32

    Asshole Pelicans

    Asshole Pelicans

    reddit.com Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They won't eat children, but they have been known to eat pigeons and small mammals. I know a place where the pelicans are regularly fed, daily. They are friendly birds, not aggressive.

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    #33

    This Asshole And Her Bullshit Crumbs Everywhere

    This Asshole And Her Bullshit Crumbs Everywhere

    weaponized_glitter Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, I'd be more worried about how she's eyeing me now that her snack it's gone.

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    #34

    Magpie Kiss

    Magpie Kiss

    g_nome7 Report

    Bron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just yesterday, I discovered hubby of 23 years has a scar behind his ear from where a maggie pecked him

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    #35

    Memphis Hawks Don’t Let You Mess With Their Eggs…

    Memphis Hawks Don’t Let You Mess With Their Eggs…

    Hungry-Influence3108 Report

    malaixa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's clear that this Memphis hawk take her egg protection duties very seriously. I guess they don't want anyone else to hatch a plan for those precious supermarket eggs. But let's be honest, this hawk is just winging it when it comes to grocery store etiquette.

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    #36

    Seagulls Are The Worst

    Seagulls Are The Worst

    const_bigMan Report

    malaixa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seagulls are like the in-laws of the bird world. They swoop in uninvited, make a huge mess, and refuse to leave until they've eaten everything in sight.

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    #37

    Birds Ate My Handmade Paper Star (Took Me Weeks To Make)

    Birds Ate My Handmade Paper Star (Took Me Weeks To Make)

    pyromaic_sofa Report

    #38

    I Don’t Like This Bird

    I Don’t Like This Bird

    why_r_people Report

    #39

    This Is Comfortable

    This Is Comfortable

    Few-Succotash-3047 Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a nice photo, but it doesn't really belong here. He's a derp, not a d**k.

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    #40

    This Guy Was Screaming At Me For The Whole 3 Minutes I Was Packing My Scooter. Loud Af. Pretty Badass Looking Imo

    This Guy Was Screaming At Me For The Whole 3 Minutes I Was Packing My Scooter. Loud Af. Pretty Badass Looking Imo

    NoYou5184 Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bird will find where you live and call the gang to s**t on all your windows.

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    #41

    My Eyes Are Up Here

    My Eyes Are Up Here

    Radarnikko Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This website censors words like “c**p” but it’s completely fine for them to have this picture of boobies posted here? Atrocious! /s

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    #42

    Really, No Caption Is Needed Here

    Really, No Caption Is Needed Here

    Shadow647 Report

    #43

    Both Seats Are Occupied

    Both Seats Are Occupied

    Jacksqi Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds you of being on the train, doesn't it?

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    #44

    The Cockatoos Here Have A Problem With The Lawyers

    The Cockatoos Here Have A Problem With The Lawyers

    milkaddictedkitty Report

    #45

    Today I Was Rushing Around Because I Had To Get To The Airport. And Then I Hear Something In My Wood Stove Pipe. This Guy Is Lucky That Only Two Screws Held The Bottom Of The Pipe On. I Am Happy He Is Free!

    Today I Was Rushing Around Because I Had To Get To The Airport. And Then I Hear Something In My Wood Stove Pipe. This Guy Is Lucky That Only Two Screws Held The Bottom Of The Pipe On. I Am Happy He Is Free!

    BlackSeranna Report

    #46

    I Think This Belongs Here

    I Think This Belongs Here

    Salaxor Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this look like a nest to you? It looks like a nest to me!

    #47

    ❤️💙 Cardinal Being Angry At A Blue Jay 💙❤️

    ❤️💙 Cardinal Being Angry At A Blue Jay 💙❤️

    Kuma_Paws_376 Report

    #48

    Come At Me Bro!

    Come At Me Bro!

    JohnnyLad93 Report

    #49

    They Just Agreed On A Way To Simultaneously Break And Shit On The Window

    They Just Agreed On A Way To Simultaneously Break And Shit On The Window

    GiordanoBette Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget about that.... Look at that power handshake!

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    #50

    Figured Out Why My Clothes Haven't Been Drying

    Figured Out Why My Clothes Haven't Been Drying

    reddit.com Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you got them taken care of and didn't just throw them away.

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    #52

    When You Want To Play Backgammon But You're Overlord Has Other Plans

    When You Want To Play Backgammon But You're Overlord Has Other Plans

    OliveThePenguin Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to be the grammar police but *your

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    #53

    These Are My Domestic Geese. Spikey Has Angel Wing Syndrome In Both Wings, Matthew Grey Goose Gubler Is Not Amused By Anything And Bleach Just Screams All The Time. It’s Like Living With A Tornado Siren

    These Are My Domestic Geese. Spikey Has Angel Wing Syndrome In Both Wings, Matthew Grey Goose Gubler Is Not Amused By Anything And Bleach Just Screams All The Time. It’s Like Living With A Tornado Siren

    iseeksilence Report

    #54

    Thank You For The Immense Amount Of Love Shown To Spikey, Bleach And Matthew Grey Goose Gubler. Here Is A Selfie They Recently Took. As Always, Bleach Is The One Screaming Into The Void, And Matthew Grey Goose Gubler Is The One Who Looks So Mad That His Hemorrhoids Are Gonna Pop

    Thank You For The Immense Amount Of Love Shown To Spikey, Bleach And Matthew Grey Goose Gubler. Here Is A Selfie They Recently Took. As Always, Bleach Is The One Screaming Into The Void, And Matthew Grey Goose Gubler Is The One Who Looks So Mad That His Hemorrhoids Are Gonna Pop

    iseeksilence Report

    #55

    Egret Standing On An Anti-Bird Platform, Not Giving A Crap

    Egret Standing On An Anti-Bird Platform, Not Giving A Crap

    jamesbond000111 Report

    #56

    Dickhead

    Dickhead

    Anniesoptera Report

    #57

    Venetian Pigeon In A Local Store Sitting On Some Raw Pasta

    Venetian Pigeon In A Local Store Sitting On Some Raw Pasta

    flaminhotchick Report

    malaixa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not every day you see a pigeon making a scene in a local store. I guess that pigeon really wanted to make a fusilli over his meal choice. But let's hope he didn't ruffle any feathers with his impromptu pasta perch.

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    #58

    Finally Figured Out Why I Keep Coming Home To Little Poops All Over The House

    Finally Figured Out Why I Keep Coming Home To Little Poops All Over The House

    Megalapteryx95 Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    European blackbird. Quite friendly. They hang around when you're gardening in the hope of eating any grubs you dig up.

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    #59

    He Probably Is

    He Probably Is

    thatoneguy9988 Report

    Amy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone heard the Law and Order sound when they read the screen right?

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    #60

    It Thought I Had Stolen Its Worms

    It Thought I Had Stolen Its Worms

    SampsonAB Report

    #61

    Just Want To Scroll In Peace

    Just Want To Scroll In Peace

    nemisette Report

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was waiting for the ringnecks to show up. my little brat gets into everything

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    #62

    As I Was Pulling Away From A Job, These 2 Pricks Decided To Occupy My Toolbox And Refuse Leave

    As I Was Pulling Away From A Job, These 2 Pricks Decided To Occupy My Toolbox And Refuse Leave

    Rykedan Report

    Bree
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Muscovy ducks: https://fortmyers.floridaweekly.com/articles/misunderstood-mistreated-maligned-muscovy-2/

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    #63

    Betrayal

    Betrayal

    Snooper999 Report

    #64

    He Must Be Fixing Them?

    He Must Be Fixing Them?

    hominemferreum Report

    #65

    I Left The Room For Two Minutes, Heard A Squawk, And Returned To This Look Of Absolute Triumph

    I Left The Room For Two Minutes, Heard A Squawk, And Returned To This Look Of Absolute Triumph

    clemfairie Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, one must feather one's nest!

    #67

    This Bird I Took A Picture Of's Shadow Reveals His True Personality

    This Bird I Took A Picture Of's Shadow Reveals His True Personality

    Akai_Hana Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes many years of practice to pose like a d**k!

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    #68

    This A-Hole And Its Partner Are Destroying My Trim

    This A-Hole And Its Partner Are Destroying My Trim

    LiquidDreamtime Report

    #69

    Newborn Honeyguide Chicks Are Equipped With Deadly Hooks On Their Beaks. Immediately After Hatching, They Stab And Slaughter The Other Non-Honeyguide Chicks In The Nest

    Newborn Honeyguide Chicks Are Equipped With Deadly Hooks On Their Beaks. Immediately After Hatching, They Stab And Slaughter The Other Non-Honeyguide Chicks In The Nest

    Pardusco Report

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    #70

    Stole The Broccoli Right Off My Plate!

    Stole The Broccoli Right Off My Plate!

    DesNewmanZA Report

    Glengoolie Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, I wished a bird would steal my broccoli.

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    #71

    Not Sure If This Allowed, But Look At This Dick Respecting Social Distancing

    Not Sure If This Allowed, But Look At This Dick Respecting Social Distancing

    Tgreezie Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as he's not drawing a pentagram in that circle, we should be all right.

    #72

    Meet The Birds Who Cut Me Off To And From My Apartment Every Day

    Meet The Birds Who Cut Me Off To And From My Apartment Every Day

    iqueefkief Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've got to learn to stand up for yourself. Get out of that car and show them who's boss!

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    #73

    He Threw His Breakfast Dish And Made A Huge Mess. Then Did It Again When I Gave Him A New Dish. The Bowl Broke The Second Time And He Cheered

    He Threw His Breakfast Dish And Made A Huge Mess. Then Did It Again When I Gave Him A New Dish. The Bowl Broke The Second Time And He Cheered

    z0mbiegrl Report

    #75

    Marqi, You Missing Something?ospreys Snag A Grocery Store Worker's Apron

    Marqi, You Missing Something?ospreys Snag A Grocery Store Worker's Apron

    tmgieger Report

    Cara
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Errr are we sure the remains of the grocery store worker aren’t in the nest too?

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    #76

    Top 10 Pictures Taken Seconds Before A Disaster

    Top 10 Pictures Taken Seconds Before A Disaster

    MissGymlow Report

    #77

    Parrot Broke My Screen Today

    Parrot Broke My Screen Today

    Themesz Report

    #78

    I'm Just Going To Wait In Ambush For My Mum

    I'm Just Going To Wait In Ambush For My Mum

    fredericdrgt456rft Report

    #79

    These Two Mfs Entered My House While On Their Search For A Good Nesting Spot. And Then Pooped In One Of The Bedrooms

    These Two Mfs Entered My House While On Their Search For A Good Nesting Spot. And Then Pooped In One Of The Bedrooms

    soap_muncher Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well of course they pooped! You scared the s**t out of them!

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    #80

    Look At That Jealous Motherfucker In The Background

    Look At That Jealous Motherfucker In The Background

    cagkanesnaf Report

    #81

    The Sign Did Nothing

    The Sign Did Nothing

    stevemandudeguy Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When will you learn that blue jays only read French?!

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    #82

    You Just Know Something Is Going Down Here

    You Just Know Something Is Going Down Here

    ajl009 Report

    Tushar Roy Mukherjee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bowery King called. There is a package that Camaro is transporting to the East Dock at 1900 hours. We need you two to keep an eye on the convoy.

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    #83

    This Is Bill. Bill Likes To Eat My Fish. Bill And I Have A Love/Hate Relationship

    This Is Bill. Bill Likes To Eat My Fish. Bill And I Have A Love/Hate Relationship

    Sharon411 Report

    Purple light
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an ancient Japanese painting. (If you ignore the wicker seat)

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    #84

    No Birdy Dont Do It

    No Birdy Dont Do It

    Cadinm1537 Report

    #85

    Woodstock No

    Woodstock No

    Procrastin8r1 Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You took these nudes of me so I shall enact my revenge

    #86

    That’s Okay I Don’t Want The Rest Of My Tea

    That’s Okay I Don’t Want The Rest Of My Tea

    kludgewerwer234 Report

    RaRaPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a bird on the clock app that just loves chamomile tea. It’s cute to watch her guzzle it down (didn’t know that’s okay for them to drink).

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    #87

    This Phot Was Taken Before He Walked In My Head And Took A Shit On Me

    This Phot Was Taken Before He Walked In My Head And Took A Shit On Me

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    #88

    Get Off Me

    Get Off Me

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    #89

    This Little Asshole

    This Little Asshole

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are you calling an a*****e, you giant sphincter you?!

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    #90

    Hi. I Broke Your Fire Remote. Need Dis Piece?

    Hi. I Broke Your Fire Remote. Need Dis Piece?

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can start fires with a remote nowadays? Boy am i behind the times.

    #91

    Dude I Need That

    Dude I Need That

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    #92

    Reddit Meet Macca

    Reddit Meet Macca

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    kath morgan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They love to sit on glasses, ours was the same way with my dad. Lovely colours :)

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    #93

    Dick Bird Wasted A Month Of Data

    Dick Bird Wasted A Month Of Data

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    #94

    We Don't Own A Bird

    We Don't Own A Bird

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    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandparents found a bird on a Chevrolet once, couldn’t find an owner, and took “Chevie” in as a pet

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    #95

    Thought She Fit Here Cuz She Is Always Rude And Mean

    Thought She Fit Here Cuz She Is Always Rude And Mean

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