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The ‘Welcome to my meme page’ account posts hilarious reviews of animals (and other things) that’ll get you chuckling and make the wait for the weekend seem far easier. We’ve collected some of the best new reviews for you to read through. So go on! Have a scroll through them and upvote your fave ones. It’s the animal kingdom presented in a way that you (probably!) haven’t seen before!

Psst, make sure you check out Bored Panda's earlier article about WTMMP’s hilarious content right over here when you’re done.

There’s just something magical about reviewing things, isn’t there? You give your own personal judgment about something for all to see and, hopefully, to marvel at. Wow, look at that, your opinion can go on to influence dozens of people (or more like hundreds of thousands if you’re WTMMP)! A well-written review should be objective, nuanced, and striking. However, there’s something to be said for purely comic reviews that are biased to the point of hilarity on purpose. It’s my kind of humor and I’m awed.

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#1

Babies

Babies

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River Webb
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

babies sound a lot like vacuum cleaners right now

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    #2

    Barnacles

    Barnacles

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    Louise B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Mind blown. I think I might be a barnacle. Since lockdown I have done nothing, but expected food. It's at least my spirit animal.

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    #3

    Ducks

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    Lizzie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha ... that quacked me up.

    Levels of irony
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I had to duck for that joke (I’m s**t at puns)

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    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dumb-asses of birds." nice haha

    Kyle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turns out the bread-feeders may do damage. Bread can negatively affect them.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But hasn't someone told the children NOT to throw even pieces of bread, never mind whole slices at the ducks, because bread is BAD for ducks? You shouldn't give ducks bread!

    Kay Meurig-Bowden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do actually eat bird seed. It is now suggested that this is better for them, as bread has little nutritional value to ducks and it just clogs up inside them.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t feed ducks white bread it’s very bad for them.

    Cheryl Fontaine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The natural food for ducks is the greenery growing along the water's edge and under the water...people who throw bread at ducks and other waterfowl are doing them NO FAVOR...it fills them up with crap that has zero food value. Just stop!

    Gale Harris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, also a few things growing at the bottom of scummy rivers and lakes, that they must suspend themselves a**-up until near death to attain. Might be why they evolved to bread slices...

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *picks up duck* how dare you insult my baby! 🦆

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    Odds are, you’re likely to have seen some of WTMMP’s animal reviews without even realizing it while you were browsing through your social media feeds. Personally, I stumbled across the account completely by accident and it’s been making me smile ever since.

    Charlie, the founder of WTMMP and the brains behind the whole animal reviews project, focuses on spreading cheer and making people laugh with his antics. It’s pretty hilarious to see him show us animals from a completely different perspective. If you’ve got any friends who are biologists or animal-lovers, you’ll want to show them these images. They’ll thank you for it!

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    #6

    Scorpions

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    “I've been trying out different sorts of comedy writing formats for a while,” Charlie, the founder of the ‘Welcome to my meme page’ page told Bored Panda in an interview two and a half years ago.

    Charlie opened up about how his inspiration is pretty much cosmic and not up to him. “Ideas come out of nowhere. One day I thought a funny review of Snakes would be hilarious and it got very popular, and I realized I could probably do a lot more of these without it getting too old,” he opened up.

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    #7

    Shrimp

    Shrimp

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    #9

    Trees

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    Levels of irony
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes trees are the best organisim the père is on earth

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    Charlie is actually a full-time writer by trade! So wordsmithing is something that’s in his blood and funny descriptions come to him quite naturally because he’s had plenty of experience. “I am a full-time writer—people seem to enjoy my stuff, and I somehow can attract an audience online with my sense of humor, so it seemed foolish not to try and see where I can take that,” he told Bored Panda about his journey toward internet comedy.

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    “My stuff helped me land me a job as a script intern on Conan for my last semester of college, and something about my experience working there and getting to talk to professional writers and comedians told me that I ought to try this for real. Books and games are in the works!” Charlie shared.

    #10

    The Sun

    The Sun

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    #11

    Fish

    Fish

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got to add a star for the cool motion they swim in, though.

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    #12

    Squid

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    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least both squid and octopus are delicious...

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    Charlie launched the ‘Welcome to my meme page’ project in mid-August of 2015. He started off with a Facebook page and eventually moved to Instagram and Twitter two years later in 2017.

    The founder of WTMMP got the idea to create animal reviews only in 2018, a whole three years after launching his project in the first place. His very first review was about snakes (they got 4 stars for dedication and respect, but were a star short of the perfect review because they were untrustworthy; really, who could argue with that?).

    Currently, Charlie has nearly 350k followers on Facebook, 92.8k fans on Instagram, as well as 34.7k meme-loving followers on the WTMMP Twitter page (in the latter, he calls himself ‘His Eminence’). If you like his stuff, you can support him on Patreon. Other than that, be sure to give him a follow on his social media accounts if you enjoyed his stuff as much as we did.

    #13

    Horses

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    Annelise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my horse listening to me read this: 0-0

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    Which animal reviews were your favorite and why, dear Pandas? (Mine were the octopus and the shrimp!!) What are your favorite animals and did they get the fair reviews that you’d have liked? If not, be sure to share your own animal reviews in the comment section for everyone to enjoy. And we can’t wait to hear your thoughts all about Charlie’s WTMMP memes! Don’t be shy, come on by (hey, that rhymes).

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    #16

    Ghosts

    Ghosts

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    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "but we are at war" please, please update me

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    #18

    Hippopotamus

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    #20

    Octopus

    Octopus

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Octopuses are aliens who are just hanging out in the oceans, waiting for humans to exterminate themselves with idiocy, at which point they will take over. At our current rate, this will occur in the near future.

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    #21

    Rats

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    Lesbean Bookworm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse you? Try owning a pet rat and you will change your mind

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    #23

    Dirt

    Dirt

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    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be interested in meeting the millions of people who never tire of singing Dirt's(love how they capitalized it) praises from sun-up to sundown.

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    #24

    Alcohol

    Alcohol

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    Levels of irony
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sucks when you’re underaged and want to be a comedian

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    #25

    Light Switch Covers

    Light Switch Covers

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