50 Funny, Weird, And Slightly Dark Comics By ‘Very Cereals’

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Sad but true...

I've noticed that hospital rooms seem to have boatloads of electrical outlets. Possibly as a defense against this very scenario.

or the one where the kid calls for dad(?), and comes to check wardrobe, and his kid is in there, saying there are someone in their bed! (Can't find the comic though).

Efficiency!

Heh, ripped off not one, but two comics simultaneously :P

"OK, I'll have an 'lyra rib' with fries" (anagram)..

More like *splud* from wet clay? 🤷‍♂️

Truly, a philosophy to live by. After all, everyone needs something to believe in. I believe I'll have another beer.

Or an perverted princess? 🤔

I read "Hotto Hotto".. 🤔

That's exactly how I play tennis.

Just be yourself

Note the glasses on the wet blanket ant there. Must be a boss.

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Nice save, dude. I thought you were goin' down.

Make lemonade!

At my lemonade stand, I give the first glass away for free, and charge $5 for the second glass. The second one contains the antidote. - Emo Philips

You’re a lucky boy. If they adopted a pupper they’re good people.

Plot twist: Jigsaw is actually Mr. Smith.

Night knight.

But in reality, of course, he would get sentenced to life in prison... = 1 year

As a non-parent this is what I've always thought when people put up their kids' "artwork".

Spoiler: It doesn't work. But they rely on them for security clearances anyway. Fun Fact: William Moulton Marston, creator of Wonder Woman and her magical lasso of truth, invented the early prototype of the lie detector.

She's fücking goofy.

"What, you're 12? When I was your age, I was 17!"

Could do the Apple version of 'Alien'. The chestbuster worm grows up and evolves into a big black Crow.

With inflation, it'll be a high 6 when they finish

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A normal person is someone you don't know well enough.

Babies cry not because they're hungry, but due to severe existential dread.

My septum has melted…..

Far out, man. I can catch my hand. Oh , shitt, I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE !! - Richard Pryor

He's gonna regret that. Hard.

... So what's the joke?

Poor Jerry. Needs a different plan.

Never heard the phrase 'Self-Fulfilling Prophecy', huh?

Yeah, but what if they DON'T use laser targeting sights?

He's taking her out with the Stone Cold Stunner!

Oh, gravity!

Crumbs! 😱

... World's first telekinetic worm.

No, I'm pretty sure Invincible's costume is blue, black, and yellow.

Awww… I wanna wowwy pop….

... Why do you think Calvin's Snow Goons were always so hostile?

I'd like someone to tell that to the spider that was in my room that decided to run directly at me when I was no where near it

... Hard to tell one $#!tdump from another, after all...

Hey! It's the Pringles Guy!

Pretty!

Oh well they call him the streak 🎼🎶🎵

No wonder our planet is full of shít..😕

I don't get it.

I don’t get it?

It seems only reasonable that invertebrates would have lawyers.

You don't get to facepalm, it was YOUR mistake!

I only understood when I saw the title.

Good start.