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Hey Pandas, What’s Your Superpower? People In The Comments Choose A Side Effect (Closed)
All in the title. I just feel that BP needs one of these!
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#1
I can fall asleep just about anywhere.
Final score:
42points
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#2
My super power is the ability to trip over everything and nothing.
Final score:
30points
#3
If I had a superpower, I would want to be able to jump into books, movies, TV shows, etc
Final score:
24points
#4
If I had a superpower, I would choose to have the ability to time travel.
Final score:
22points
#5
I wear t-shirts outside in the dead of winter in the UK. Cold does not bother me. Heating in the house is only on for other people.
Final score:
20points
#6
I always find money while walking where ever I go. Usually coins, most was a £5 note. And I always have to pick it up, I'm superstitious fate will see if I don't appreciate the small ones and won't send big monies my way 🍀💷
Final score:
20points
#7
My superpower is being GenX. We don't get bogged down being offended by everything. We just move on and get on with living our lives.
Final score:
16points
#8
being a shape shifter
Final score:
16points
introverted_dragon 3 years ago
but you can only transform into something after you've licked it.
#9
I can breathe really quietly and I'm good at staying still.
Final score:
16points
#10
This may be a weird one but I can locate the exact fashion item you are looking for in a group of messy overflowing sales bins or be able to factually determine that it isn't there in a matter of seconds.
Final score:
16points
#11
I can see sound. Loud bangs cause flashes of 'light' in the room. Pretty sweet superpower until my whole bedroom lights up when a pot falls in the kitchen.
Final score:
15points
#12
I can walk into a room full of people I've never met and suddenly all of them in spite of anything wrong they have going on in their lives will instantly feel superior and better about themselves because at least they're not me. It's quite astonishing. It's a thankless power, though 🤔
Final score:
14points
Danielle Schaefer-singleton 3 years ago
Stop!!!!!! Just put ur cape back on.Wash it, unwrinkle it..then rock it.
#13
I can do absolutely anything as long as I write it down.
Final score:
14points
#15
During any conversation, I can practically pull a random movie quote that's relevant to the subject. Not just the popular quotes, oh noooo...I'm talking about the most obscure movie quotes.
Final score:
12points
#16
Helping people with depression. (I actually once considered being a psychologist)
Final score:
12points
Syncere White 3 years ago
All the depression you help them overcome automatically goes to you.
#17
I am great at threading needles. Was even better at it before turning 40.
Final score:
12points
#18
earthbending
Final score:
11points
#19
I can determine the outcome of my decisions. Like before I make a choice I can see what would happen because of that choice and therefore be able to make the best decision.
Final score:
11points
Weeping Goatyprincess 3 years ago
Your mind will be swamped by endless possibilities with every move you do or don't make until you become too overwhelmed to even move and end up dying from dehydration / hunger / exhaustion
#20
My Super Power is my ability to Survive the loss of my 26 yo son. Every. Day.
Final score:
11points
Annalise of the human species 3 years ago (edited)
I’m sorry for your loss. That truly is a superpower
#21
I can breathe underwater
Final score:
10points
#22
I can eat & drink anything lying down. I hear with my eyes (I’m deaf & lip read! 😁)
Final score:
9points
#23
At work, I can take one look at something and immediately see what's wrong
Final score:
9points
Ein Steinbeck 3 years ago
But the moment you look away from the problem or lose focus on it you forget it exists and can't find it again.
#24
Not giving a damn what others think while at the same time arguing with myself about if i’m really like this.
Final score:
8points
#25
My superpower is that any other lesbians near me glow purple... Everyone can see it even if they aren't out yet
Final score:
7points
#26
My power would be summoning anyone from books,movies,TV shows. They'll do whatever I ask and stay until I want them to go.
Final score:
7points
Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
But they’ll be thinking murderous thoughts the whole time and you’ll be forced to listen to them
#27
I get teleported into books. I can hear, see, feel, and taste things around me and it takes a few moments to readjust when I come back to the real world.
Final score:
7points
MyOpinionIsServed 3 years ago
But if you die in the book, you die in real life instead of just coming back
#28
Transforming into any multicellular living being (real, fictional, mythical, etc.) and being able to use their abilities
Final score:
6points
#29
I know exactly how everyone thinks about me
Final score:
6points
Robin Woordes 3 years ago
I think that don't need a side-effect, you'll regret this either way.
#30
I have the power to sleep, and annoy ppl at the same time :>
Final score:
6points
#31
I can forget any upcoming appointment or task, no matter how important it is, or how stressed I am about it, or how excited I am about it. But once I’m aware that I forgot it, I can tell you exactly what I was doing or thinking at the time I should have doing it. I would like to step into Superman II’s kryptonite chamber (or whatever it was) and lose this power.
Final score:
6points
#32
I can win rock-paper-scissors in best out of three. I dont use this for evil I promise
Final score:
6points
#33
I can sit and move so absently people (and even animals) tend to ignore me completly while doing so, it's like a form of invisibility.
Final score:
5points
#34
If I drink beer or clear alcohol (think vodka, blanco tequila, white rum, etc.), I won't get a hangover. Even if I get falling down drunk, no hangover. It's a mixed blessing because I know I won't have to pay for it the next day (except for the stories about my behavior).
Final score:
5points
#35
I am immortal, prove me wrong. Not invincible, I can die just not from aging.
Final score:
5points
Richard A Petro 3 years ago
Statistically, you COULD be immortal; in fact, everyone that is alive today COULD be immortal, statistically. Until everyone is dead, immortality is a statistical probability but, unfortunately, only statistically. So you might very well be the last person alive on earth but, alas, nobody will know about you because all the rest of us will have died. But enjoy the Super Nova that the Sun will become!
#36
I'm a teacher and I can teach any class there is.
Final score:
5points
Ruby Knudson 3 years ago
But all the students you teach automatically become the most ill behaved little monsters you could imagine.
#37
I can think my teeth whiter and they seriously get whiter!! 😳
Final score:
5points
#38
I can manipulate the probability of things happening
Final score:
5points
Ein Steinbeck 3 years ago
But only as long as you don't profit from doing so, financially or otherwise. If you try for personal gain, it backfires in the worst way possible.
#39
I can clone myself.
Final score:
5points
Scout Kendall 3 years ago
Sure, but each clone is yourself from that hauting embarrassing moment. Remember third grade? Oh yeah.
#40
Anything I draw appears in front of me!!!
Final score:
5points
Playlist Girl 3 years ago
Except you can't control personality or actions if it's alive (a drawing of a dog could become an evil, barky, but cute looking monster)
#41
My super power is that I can produce all liquids out of my eyes in the form of tears.
Final score:
5points
#42
I can remember anything unimportant and forget within a week (I'll hide money for myself and then thank my past self)
Final score:
5points
#43
I have a seriously high pain threshold. I can be doing something around the house and cut myself pretty badly. Unless it is bleeding in front of my eyes I just don’t notice it. Drives my wife crazy when I walk back into the house as we have polished wooden floors.
Final score:
4points
onivdsrapowijap 3 years ago
Unless you're also more resistant to the injury itself, you'll probably be dead in a few years because you get a cut and it bleeds but you don't feel the pain, so you keep bleeding to death and not even know it.
#44
hmm, I'm on the track team at my high school, so maybe running fast?
Final score:
3points
Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
But you’re barefooted and the path is filled with shards of glass of varying sharpness
#47
One wipe will always do it.
Final score:
3points
Robert Thompson 3 years ago
This would be a great power for a teacher to have. All that time cleaning the whiteboard (or black board, or chalk board, or overhead projector with the wet erase markers) would be saved.
#48
My power: be able to cure childhood cancer with only one treatment.
Final score:
3points
Stew 3 years ago
But you get a scar on your face everything you cure one kid. One scar on your face is the price for curing one child with cancer.
Catarina 3 years ago
Like a Ray of light that hits every Child at the same time but you can use it ONLY once in every 10 years
Michalina Nowak 3 years ago
One treatment is only available for one per 5 months so you can cure a person with cancer but only one. (Sorry for the confusing sentence )
#49
I can speak to animals.
Final score:
3points
Rylee Evergreen 3 years ago
Except only when you're trying to study or concentrate really hard on something.
#50
I can be walking on one side of a person and then they look at me and POOF I'm actually on the other side of them, and I can follow people quietly for a long period of time by breathing softly, walking quietly, and staying verrry still
Final score:
3points
ZephyrOfTheSkywings 3 years ago
This happens every time someone looks at you, whether you want to or not.
#51
Saying something so awesomely dumb that people laugh, like I asked a young man if he wanted to come home with me and be my pool boy. If my inner clown thinks it's funny, out it comes. Luckily nobody's slapped me yet. I also do all my own stunts.
Final score:
2points
#52
Have a happy life that you always dreamed of. {Maybe like the happy dreams become reality}
Final score:
2points
Lalicia Kaline 3 years ago
But every new memory of happiness makes all the other memories feel bland in comparison.
#54
Reading a book in one setting. I get started on a book and can finish it in a couple of hours depending on how long it is.
Final score:
2points
#55
If I had to choose a superpower, I would want to choose Reality Warping as the power.
Final score:
2points
#56
I can choose to feel how others feel whenever i want and to srop feeling like them whenever i want
Final score:
2points
#57
My superpowers are the ability to make little kids cry with just one look, push away any decent man, not sleeping for days, jumping to conclusions, and making assumptions.
Final score:
2points
#58
I can repeatedly eat then refill cake like ranboo so I never run out of cake
Final score:
2points
#59
I can learn to do ANY new job in one day
Final score:
2points
#60
My power would be being able to summon light whenever I want
Final score:
2points
ZephyrOfTheSkywings 3 years ago
It always emanates from under your left armpit, and it gives everyone bad sunburns.
#61
My superpower is that I can eat and eat and never get full
Final score:
2points
#62
Hmmm, Being able to understand anyone who's speaking a totally different language which I don't know.
Final score:
2points
Annalise of the human species 3 years ago
After hearing what they said you start to speak that language
#64
My super power is that toddlers and animals like me.
Final score:
2points
#66
My superpower is my, "teacher voice". I can make a 16 year old hard-lad freeze and poop themselves in terror with a word.
Final score:
2points
#67
I have a wicked sense of humor. (Never mean, never demeaning) If I so desire I can get any person laughing within a few minutes.
Final score:
2points
#68
I am super flexible and can shape my body into the most awkward poses. I am so flexible that when we are doing Yoga or Gymnastics the teacher nearly always says, "Don't try and do the poses as well as Maz, they are super flexible."
Final score:
2points
Skyfire647 (she/zey) 3 years ago
Sometimes you get stuck and have to stay in that position for the rest of the day
#70
the power of all power imaginable and unimaginalbe , i then use this power to have no side affect and boom power
Final score:
1point
#71
I am a bird magnet. Wanna see some birbs? Very well give me a week I'll get you some pigeons :D
Final score:
1point
Urthia Eirletherail 3 years ago
Cats/predators of birds learn that you are a free buffet. You constantly watch these birds get killed/eaten.
#73
i have the ability to either bore or amaze people with the ability to recall history facts - especially obscure history. also, an unrelated talent for connecting with animals of all sorts. my dad is more astute with this power as wild animals come to him - all sorts from squirrels to birds to deer
Final score:
1point
#74
At work my super power is after cussing up a storm (no one sits around me anymore), & saying I hate people - I answer the phone as politely as possible. At home my super power is pouring myself a drink in the kitchen, going to sit on the sofa in the living room, and not bringing my drink. (The worst super power ever)
Final score:
1point
#75
My super power os that i don't become sick even when i'm sick i can't t feel it
Final score:
1point
2763MilesAway 3 years ago
But everyone who is near you has a major increased chance to get sick, so you can only go in public if you wear a biohazard suit.
#76
I seem to attract people with mental health issues. Most of them just need someone to listen to them at the time, but I don't know what it is about me specifically. Like, a vibe? My pheromones? Some of the most different were a walking dead guy (but not a zombie?), a wizard who could change the color of clouds, a man from a parallel universe.
Final score:
1point
Jennifer Potter 3 years ago (edited)
but they arent actually mental health issues, they are time and world travellers, stuck in your day and time, and they tell you you can help them get back to their homes, and times, but neither you or they know how...
#77
I can wake up in the morning without coffee, tea, or redbull.
Final score:
1point
#78
I have the superpower to be able to be hot when others are cold And vice versa.
Final score:
1point
#79
I have the ability to spit anything I Imagine in front of me (Ice cream, house, cloths, donkey unicorns from Encanto, etc...) I also can fart glitter, and sprinkled cupcakes. (Do your worst)
Final score:
1point
Alex Thorburn 3 years ago
You are Unicorn and have to work 24/7 and never sleep then you die of sleepiness
#80
I am invisible in the dark.
Final score:
0points
Urthia Eirletherail 3 years ago
You flicker in the light, meaning no one can ignore you, or look at you.
#81
I actually see better in the darkness, than in the light. Can`t stand light cause of photosensitivity, wearing sunglasses all the time in summer.
Final score:
0points
#82
Being a psychic/medium.
Final score:
0points
#83
I always randomly find jigsaw pieces in the street so I usually pick them up.
Final score:
0points
#84
My super power would be running through walls to get chocolate!
Final score:
0points
Michalina Nowak 3 years ago
But the walls are thick so it could be hard to get past them + (maybe) being tired of running
#86
shape-shifting into anything
Final score:
0points
CRAZYDEATHCHEESEPERSON 3 years ago
But, if you do you will stay that way until the next day/week/month/year depending on how cool it is lol
#87
I have a great imagination but I might have ADHD because I never can focus...
Final score:
0points
CRAZYDEATHCHEESEPERSON (Submission author) 3 years ago (edited)
I made my own side effect... its true though... (ignore the might)
#89
I would say my super power is that when someone says a word, i can think of a part from Encanto in an instant Example: word: perfect Part from movie: “I HAVE BEEN STUCK BEING PERFECT, MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE BUT YOU’VE DONE IS MESS THINGS UP!”
Final score:
0points
CRAZYDEATHCHEESEPERSON 3 years ago (edited)
But, you turn into the character who says it for the day
#90
My super power is that I can answer my honest opinion about anything, even though it may be constructive criticism and hard to say.
Final score:
0points
Jennifer Potter 3 years ago
...and you live in the most narcissistic entertainment planet/city/VR ever - where everyone's livlihood and sense of pride is built on what one thinks they are projecting well...
#91
I can go into any book, movie, ect. and live a full life, interacting with the characters and when I leave, it's only a moment from when I left in the real world, and the timeline from the book, movie is back to normal and they forget about me.
Final score:
0points
#92
Time Manipulation. I can push people forward or backward through time, I can also freeze time.
Final score:
0points
#93
Super speed
Final score:
0points
ZephyrOfTheSkywings 3 years ago
But the whole world moves super slow around you so it takes days in relative time for anyone else to drink a cup of coffee.
#94
The power to control the wind, so I could fly, lift stuff, create windstorms, and alter air pressure at will.
Final score:
0points
#95
Being able to have no idea what the f**k is going on unless i’ve been actively paying attention for the past ten minutes which is very unlikely due to my sleeping problems (I’m currently pulling an all nighter)
Final score:
0points
#96
Hmmmm... that i have claws that i can retract at will, and semi- sharp teeth. Basically being a half demon, but not being possessed by anything
Final score:
0points
Monique Reed 3 years ago
But you are actually a cat and have to eat only kibble and never get to brush your teeth
#97
Being so self conscious that I mess up.
Final score:
0points
Bob Dobbes 3 years ago
side effect is that you overanalyze things to the point of being able to see into other dimensions of your screw up.
#98
I can control shadows. Let me explain, 1st off, it's like water in some ways as it can flow like normal annd I can sink through like a pool. 2nd, it's like a pair of limbs as it can be controlled to grab and hit things. 3rd it's like a mirror dimension as in everything is all dark. Think distortion world from pokemon platinum, and make it 20 times more distorted. That's what it is. I'll take your twisted comment that makes me think less about this power.
Final score:
0points
#100
Hmm fantasy powers? Well, I’d talk to animals but like real life powers, I’m able to stand silently still and walk really quietly
Final score:
0points
Skyfire647 (she/zey) 3 years ago
The animals only talk about weird topics you have no information on
#101
I can read minds And see the future
Final score:
0points
Skyfire647 (she/zey) 3 years ago
But all you see in the future is darkness. And all that you hear in people's minds are their disturbing fantasies
#102
I apparently have the ability to annoy just about anyone without trying.
Final score:
0points
#103
I always manGe to embarrass myseld
Final score:
0points
#104
I can argue with myself and enter a whole different world. with imaginary people.
Final score:
0points
Henry Edison Jurman 3 years ago
The people in that world think your evil and try to off you every chance they get.
#105
I can feel the pain, sorrow, fear, happiness and all of that while reading a book
Final score:
0points
#106
I can cook spaghetti at any time at any place using anything.
Final score:
0points
#107
I can get AFOs on a squirmy child's feet in less than 2 minutes. Not exactly a super power but it definitely made mornings easier when my daughter wore those.
Final score:
0points
#108
My actual superpower is being able to identify plants, including some I have not encountered before but have only read about. I can also lose anything in a purse or backpack, no matter how large the item and how small the purse...
Final score:
0points
#109
I can describe someone's hair to you almost exactly. Like if they've dyed it before, what colors did they dye it first and then later in time, what almost the exact color could be called, etcetera.... like, I could tell you the colors of my friend's hair in sixth grade. First she dyed it red, then blue, then silver, then blue again, and so on...
Final score:
-1point
What do you think ?
Skyfire647 (she/zey) (Post author) 3 years ago
Thank you everyone for participating! As this is my first post I am so happy with how many entries I have gotten! I hope you all had fun, have an amazing day! ❤
🥖baguette~be~vibin🥖 3 years ago
Sorry, found this late, but mine would be to shapeshift into any animal, communicate with animals while in shapeshift form, and be able to transform back whenever I want
KC Nordquist 3 years ago
I have the amazing superpower to beat myself up over every single stupid or thoughtless thing I've ever done in my life. All the way back to high school. And I'm 63.
Ritchat 3 years ago
Aw, I can't add anything to the list. This comment will have to do then: I actually have an anti-power. Whenever I like something at the supermarket and buy it a few times, it is removed from the range. Not kidding. Happened 5 times this year alone at different shops. And it's not just stuff that is out of stock or not produced anymore, I often find the stuff again at other shops that I don't go to regularly. Favorite-human always teases me now when we go grocery shopping together.
Skyfire647 (she/zey) (Post author) 3 years ago
Thank you everyone for participating! As this is my first post I am so happy with how many entries I have gotten! I hope you all had fun, have an amazing day! ❤
🥖baguette~be~vibin🥖 3 years ago
Sorry, found this late, but mine would be to shapeshift into any animal, communicate with animals while in shapeshift form, and be able to transform back whenever I want
KC Nordquist 3 years ago
I have the amazing superpower to beat myself up over every single stupid or thoughtless thing I've ever done in my life. All the way back to high school. And I'm 63.
Ritchat 3 years ago
Aw, I can't add anything to the list. This comment will have to do then: I actually have an anti-power. Whenever I like something at the supermarket and buy it a few times, it is removed from the range. Not kidding. Happened 5 times this year alone at different shops. And it's not just stuff that is out of stock or not produced anymore, I often find the stuff again at other shops that I don't go to regularly. Favorite-human always teases me now when we go grocery shopping together.
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