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#1
that the earth is actually flat
Final score:
14points
jolie laide 3 years ago
I've often wondered, DO people legitimately believe this, or do they only say they do to be "a part" of a group? I have no idea.
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#2
That Jet streams are toxic chemicals released from planes by the US government
Final score:
8points
Student River Basler 1 year ago
false but believable the unbeliveable part is that it controls people
#3
That the war in the Ukraine was fake and was nothing more than a ploy to distract everyone from being aware the statistics on the covid vaccines were being released. This person’s spouse is running for senate too. I’ll be the first to the polls for obvious reasons.
Final score:
7points
jolie laide 3 years ago
Ugh. I WILL say while the world is polarized by this war, it's probably even more important now to keep an eye elsewhere at the same time, like China, etc. Sometimes countries love to use "distractions" to do c**p under the radar.
#4
Trump win the election
Final score:
7points
RafCo (he/him) (Submission author) 3 years ago
Really, this probably should just be, any words that have ever dribbled from his mouth, like the filth that spills over from a clogged toilet.
#5
-Marilyn Manson was the cause of Columbine -All mass shootings and other tragedies are false flags and the victims were really just crisis actors -The astronauts from the Challenger and Columbia disasters are still alive
Final score:
7points
Amber Kaul 3 years ago
RIP to those astronauts but honestly i kinda wish they were still alive and didn't have to suffer that terrible fate
#6
The Sandy Hook school shooting was staged and had hired actors.
Final score:
7points
Amy Taylor 3 years ago
"Crisis actors" ugh... as someone who works in filmmaking, this is such a load of b******t.
Sarah Brown 3 years ago
They actually say that about all school shootings honestly, it's f****d up
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Finland doesn't exist. It has a whole reddit. I just... *sigh*
Final score:
6points
RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
So, who are all those people and where are they living? Who did the soviets fight in the Winter War? I must know.
Remi (He/Him) (Submission author) 3 years ago
Dunno. Considering I'm in Helsinki right now I can just use my eyes to call bs on it, but internet is a weird place
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Here are a two of the best I heard working with a guy several years ago. If you don't have a will by the age of seven, then the government (US) declares you legally dead and you become what is known as a "straw man" with no rights other than to pay off the huge debt that the US owes to China. The US is not the US as we know it, but really a corporation and every government entity is a corporation, but the good news is there's a group called The Restored United States Government that you can buy special license plates from and no cop will touch you. They're made of cheap plastic and look like a ransom note sent by a serial killer. (No lie, this guy dropped like $500 on one and drove around with it for a month until an ex-cop told him he'd go to jail for using them.)
Final score:
5points
Hagen Radcliffe 3 years ago
I’ve never heard these two, but… Ding Ding Ding! These are freakin winners!
Mary Rogers 3 years ago
The Internet. I used to think it was the greatest invention ever. Now I wonder if it will be the death of civilization.
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#10
I have a couple. One, Elvis is still alive. Two, the first moon landing was fake. Three, the government killed JFK, Four, COVID was made by the media, and finally the COVID vaccine is fake and the government is using it to plant trackers inside us.
Final score:
5points
Sarah Brown 3 years ago
I've heard people say Elvis is still alive because his tombstone spells his middle name wrong? 😂
Hagen Radcliffe 3 years ago
Please see my comment on#8. Sheesh, it’s all so obvious when you pay attention!!!
#11
Politicians and billionaires are lizard aliens in disguise and that the Earth is being monitored and controlled by aliens, and that women are being used as experimental incubators.
Final score:
5points
Josh Cutts 3 years ago
I came here just to make sure the lizard people were represented, thanks. Lol
#12
one of my brothers watched this youtube video where it says that the titanic was sunk by the kraken.
Final score:
4points
RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
Lol, the kraken, that's crazy. Everyone knows it was sunk by witches working for the Illuminati.
Hagen Radcliffe 3 years ago
WAIT, what? You mean it.wasn’t? I KNOW!! The Underwater Flying Object (UFO) made a wrong turn & crashed into it!
#13
That Avril Lavigne died in 2003 and her stunt double or something took her place. Honestly, I don’t think it’s stupid but it seems believable? Idk
Final score:
3points
Hagen Radcliffe 3 years ago
Um, hello? She & Paul McCartney are”livin” together on a special gov. Island with Elvis, JFK AND Jr., Diana & all sorts of special not dead famous people. Watch the news sometime! Sheesh.
RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
For those like me, who are not Canadian, Avril Lavigne is a singer from Canada, who appearently got famous when she was 16 (and judging by the photo, very angsty). According to the internets, she is still alive. And my guess is, she probably yells "tabernak" when somebody tells her she's dead. Oh, wait, she's from Ontario. She probably just apologizes then for inconveniencing you with her aliveness.
Elyce (Submission author) 3 years ago
I just heard it. It’s kinda interesting. I haven’t done research myself but I saw something about it
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#14
That we all are dead and we're just witnessing our lives flashing by.
Final score:
2points
RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
Let's say, for the purposes of argument, that this were indeed true. Would it matter? In some ways, it accurately describes the world we live in. After all, our death is certain, so we can can be said to be in the state of dying from the moment we are born. And, so if we take the perspective of viewing our existence from our only certainties, we are either experiencing our life moving from its beginning, or experiencing our life moving towards its eventuality. They are effectively the same thing, just from different angles.
Maddy Panda (Submission author) 3 years ago
That is definitely a good way of putting it.
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David Furritus 3 years ago
I once had some fun with a "Born-again" when I told her "What if the 'Rapture' has already passed and we're living in the post-apocalyptic Earth now?". That really set her off...
#15
No so much a conspiracy theory, but more of a fun mental experiment. If we can develop an accurate and realistic simulation of the universe, populated with AI people, animals, etc. Then we would be able to duplicate that simulation into multiple servers, replicating and manufacturing as much as we want. Shortly after this event happens, we'd have more instances of the manufactured universe, than the real universe. So, when we achieve this level of sophisticated simulation, the likelihood that we exist in the real universe drops significantly as a ratio of real to artificial worlds. Furthermore, there may be a time when the AI people, develop begin to evolve technologically, and they also achieve the ability to develop accurate simulations of their universes. In which case, we may already be inside one such simulated existence. It could be argued that the Heisenberg uncertainty principle and quantum wave functions are example of a server only rendering the information necessary to convincingly simulate a universe. In the same way that your video games only render the images which are currently on the screen, our universe only "renders" the phenomena which are actually being observed. If you are a high undergrad right now, this will blow your mind. Then you'll order two large pizzas and two liters of coke and feel better about it.
Final score:
2points
#16
All that stuff about secret Nazi bases. Like in Antarctica, on the moon, inside the hollow earth. And yeah, while I'm at it: the hollow earth c**p
Final score:
2points
#17
My nephew once told me that AIDS was all fake. It was created by the government so that no one would investigate breast cancer. When I told him that it wasn't true, he exploded and stomped off. My brother then said, "I whish you wouldn't do that." Me, "What tell him the truth?"
Final score:
2points
#18
That the soft drink Mountain Dew kills sperm.
Final score:
2points
#19
QAnon. People are more willing to accept that celebrities are eating children to be immortal than to accept the fact that they were wrong.
Final score:
2points
#20
Global warming isn't real. Even while we are experiencing the effects of it. Unfortunately millions of Americans believe this this.
Final score:
1point
The Mom 3 years ago
My mom spews this one. She says its not real because God controls the weather and it is not an affect of human consumption, etc...
Mary Rogers (Submission author) 3 years ago
The ironic thing is that there is literally no reason why what we know about climate change can't be incorporated into Christian beliefs. If God created everything, then he also created the composition of the atmosphere that regulates Earth's temperature. We have known that atmospheric gases regulate temperatures on planets for over 100 years. So basically within a Christian framework it could simply be argued that we are changing what God ordained in His creation, to our detriment. But I guess that requires too much hard thinking for many of these folks
Load More Replies... Mary Rogers (Submission author) 3 years ago
Or alternatively, "Yeah it's real and it's GOOD for the earth!" Or this one, "Yeah it's real and there isn't anything we can do about it. So drill, baby, drill!"
#21
That Walmart has a secret plan to replace all name brand products in their store with their own "brand," Great Value.
Final score:
0points
#23
Anything that Governor DeSantis says. I swear that man looks more like the mayor from "Jaws" every week...
Final score:
0points
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TheElementalGod️️ 2 years ago
The earth is a flat cube that we live inside of and the sun an sky is a simulation made by aliens who use covid vaccines to not realize that lizard folks are real and are ruling the world by inserting aborted fetuses into coke which the lizards drink and gain ESP and telekinesis and they're experimenting with their powers inside of Area 51.
TheElementalGod️️ 2 years ago
The earth is a flat cube that we live inside of and the sun an sky is a simulation made by aliens who use covid vaccines to not realize that lizard folks are real and are ruling the world by inserting aborted fetuses into coke which the lizards drink and gain ESP and telekinesis and they're experimenting with their powers inside of Area 51.
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