Just want to hear how many cringe pick-up lines I can add to my arsenal.

#1

Are you pi? Because you're 3.1415mine.

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#3

Not a fan up pick up lines but when my husband and I first met, he asked if anyone was sitting next to me (place was packed). We randomly started talking about where and when we grew up which devolved into being able to remember specific plot stretches from Gilligan's Island. I shared a Yosemite Sam meme thus getting his phone number. I told him "I like you rabbit". We went our separate ways. So basically the best pick up is finding common ground and rolling with it. I called the next day. Had our first date one week later. 12 years later, we're still together.

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#4

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

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#5

I only know funny and insulting ones.

Did you fall from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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#6

if you let me borrow a kiss from you, i promise i'll give it back!

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#7

I like you and I'd love to learn to know you better.

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