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I've seen some crazy usernames around here for sure!
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#1
when i was a little kid, i would go out to play in the forest with my sister. i would then stand upon my favorite tree stump and loudly declare myself king of the forest and all its creatures and plants, therefore forest king lol
Final score:
8points
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#2
I get my inspiration from my wolf GoodBoi. When people ask me what kind of dog he is? German shepherd? A husky? Noooo he’s a wolf, and a very happy healthy 9 year old boi. I affectionately call him an “oof” because he’s too sweet to be a big bad wolf!
Final score:
7points
#4
I love wolves and water.
Final score:
6points
#5
I saw a dead snail and wondered what the ghost of a snail would look like
Final score:
6points
#6
cause i'm a freaking bee
Final score:
6points
#8
it described me perfectly when I came up with it. and usually still does. for the pfp, I just often do the zoom thingy because I think it's kinda funny.
Final score:
6points
#9
Mines simple haha. Just my name, a heart emoticon, and my preferred pronouns.
Final score:
6points
Lex <3 (they/them) (Submission author) 2 years ago
Idk if I want to be called Lex or Sage 💀😭 I've been Lex for a while and I like it quite a bit but sage is a cool name as well- IDK MAN
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My IRL name is after a song that my mom really liked and it's also something in Carnatic/Indian music. I'm so glad that she picked that because the name my dad chose was 100% disgusting. My BP name is after the first image I had on my computer to use as a PFP but I also just have a strange affinity towards grumpy animals... NOT GRUMPY PEOPLE!
Final score:
5points
Grumpyness24 (Submission author) 2 years ago
ah, we don't talk about that... brings back early PTSD Its something from a Indian background but like just too long, complex, and not something you would want to call a person for the rest of their life
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i wont reveal my real name(or anything about my personal life), but it was based off of hindu mythology, cuz im ethnically indian. as for my username... lets do this one more time (i HAD to do the spiderverse intro dude) shanila: super saiyan powerup from an extremely nostalgic show from my childhood, lolirock pheonix: fire birdie that i thought looks so cool
Final score:
5points
#12
Simply because I’m small and I was born that year
Final score:
5points
Bored&InSchool 2 years ago
if you felt like being funny at the time, you could have ended up with Dinky72. for better or worse.
#13
welllllllll im not important cuz i always make sure other people are happier than me which sounds sweet until you realize that its extremely unhealthy and probably one of the main factors of my terrible mental health i also like dogs. like a lot. but my parents wont get me one :(((((( btw i like cats too they're also adorable and the last part "imp" is my nickname. one of my best friends on bp came up with it
Final score:
5points
UnimportantDog/Imp (she/her) (Submission author) 2 years ago
One day I’ll have two sweet puppers! >:)
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Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
You are indeed important. No one on Earth could ever take your place. You make other people happy, which means that you are loved and worth loving. I love you!
UnimportantDog/Imp (she/her) (Submission author) 2 years ago
Aww thank you! I enjoy seeing your comments, they always make me smile
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A character from the graphic novel series Heartstopper, called Charlie Spring.
Final score:
5points
#15
A character from the graphic novel series Heartstopper, called Charlie Spring.
Final score:
5points
#16
✨Corgi's✨
Final score:
5points
UnimportantDog/Imp (she/her) 2 years ago
I love corgis I have like seven corgi stickers on my water bottle lol
CORGI QUEEN (Submission author) 2 years ago
I own a corgi and corgi stickers. hehehehehehheehheeh I win wahahahhahaahahhehehehehee
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I was laying in bed before I made an acc and “McDonalds French fry” stuck ig. No inspo rlly
Final score:
5points
#19
I’m shy and I like dragons. I love dragons. A lot. Idk why but I just- ok enough of the “i LoVe DrAgOnS” thing
Final score:
4points
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
Have you watched The Dragon Prince, I would definitely recommend it.
#20
I’m just a lover of science, especially physics, though without the formal education to underpin it I’m merely an armchair enthusiast. I was reading about subatomic particles when I needed a username, so UpQuarkDownQuark it is.
Final score:
4points
#21
It's where I live. It's a wicked cool place. Vermont spent 14 years as an independent republic................................................................................... “Vermont tradition is based on the idea that group life should leave each person as free as possible to arrange his own life.” – Dorothy Canfield Fisher (writer and activist)
Final score:
4points
#22
One of my favorite songs is Headless Horseman by Kid Kasino, very catchy.
Final score:
4points
#24
When my brother and I were very young, my father remarried to a woman who hated children. She said "You can have the brats or you can have me." He chose her. My disgusted grandparents adopted us. Later in life, I would jokingly blame random stuff on my fictional evil twin. I named Evil Twin after the worst person I could think of. Hence, Stephanie Did It.
Final score:
4points
#25
Bored= I'm always bored Alpaca= (prepare for a rant) There is an academic competition called World Scholars Cup and it is a global thing (at the time of writing this I am actually currently at Yale University to compete for the Tournament of Champions). It is a really fun competition and even though everyone gets stressed for the difficult academic aspects, the non-academic parts and the community are what makes it great. If you are between the ages of 11-18 or smth I highly recommend researching this. To get to my point now, the mascot of the competition is an Alpaca. In the WSC, Alpacas represent awkwardness, and every competing scholar gets one for free just for signing up, these Alpacas get bigger as the rounds get on, however they are all called Jerry, for reasons not entirely known to the scholars. One last fact before I rap this up as it is getting long, according to WSC lore, the sound an Alpaca makes when happy is "pwaa" so if you do happen to join, don't be shocked when everybody starts shouting pwaa.
Final score:
4points
#26
142:previous adress. Durandal: name of the insane classical litrature quoting robot from the Marathon game series. P.s Marathon can be downloaded for free (legally Bungie licensed it) on Aleph One.
Final score:
3points
142durandal (Submission author) 2 years ago
For my pfp im not even that big a Weezer fan I just had a photo if rivers cuomo in my camera roll
#27
I consider myself spiritual but not religious. My basic belief system stems from the Carl Sagan quote that "we are made of star stuff." It makes me feel connected to the people, world, and universe.
Final score:
3points
Bored&InSchool 2 years ago
it makes me feel like exploding multiple times per second. and yes, I'm attempting to be funny. laugh with me, even if you find me completely funny and thus will feel awkward if you do so. in all seriousness, I'm really into astronomy.
#28
Nostalgia
Final score:
3points
#29
I like snakes, and I like foxes. Why not put them together?
Final score:
3points
UnimportantDog/Imp (she/her) 2 years ago
Foxes are cute :) (but danger noodles kinda freak me out Ngl)
Boootifull Unicorn 2 years ago
DANGER NOODLES 😂😂 never using the word snake again
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#31
Kya from Where the crawdads sing since I can relate so much to her
Final score:
3points
#32
My real name was chosen by my mom after Sunshine was turned down. I was lazy when coming up with my BP user name. I actually found the picture on a BP thread and was like that looks exactly like me but I've never smoked or vaped. I even sent it to a friend who asked, "When did you smoke?!".
Final score:
3points
#33
Metalhead: I love metal music and I consider myself a metalhead. Turtle: one of my favorite creatures of all time. Ukraine's flag: I think I officially joined BP shortly after Putin did what he did. My profile picture is a chocolate waffle I made and was very proud of. I'm not that important on here, but I thought I'd chip in.
Final score:
3points
#34
I love all things spooky. I like using terms that are usually associated with being negative, ironically. And I LOVE bats.
Final score:
3points
#35
When I was but a smol bean, me and my friends started a pangolin-based cult, as teenage girls do. For some reason, it stuck, and even after some other friends created an ACE (anti-cult establishment) which shut Pangolinism down, I still use it as my go-to username, and I still remember Panis Angelicus, my person pangolin guardian Angel.
Final score:
3points
#36
My Gecko, Her name is Fluffy and I like to call her Fluffernaut My middle name is named after my great grandfather
Final score:
2points
#37
The main character of one of my favorite mini-series of books.
Final score:
2points
#38
I love magpies!
Final score:
2points
#39
I was born with a name, I made an account, I put my name that I was born with as my username.
Final score:
2points
#41
genevievelovespurple i would say it’s pretty self explanatory. i love purple!
Final score:
2points
#44
So it's kind of a long story of how I got my board Panda username but it's stupidly ridiculous and extra long and I don't feel like telling it just know that Facebook is behind it all... at least now my name is cool
Final score:
2points
#45
Nice Beast Ludo Inspired by The Labyrinth (my favorite movie) from the scene where Sarah asks/tells Ludo he is a nice beast. Love that part and the whole movie
Final score:
2points
#46
I like rainbows, skulls, and putting random numbers at the ends of my usernames
Final score:
1point
#47
i had the words and specific pronunciation stuck in my head. idk why (╭ರᴥ•́)
Final score:
1point
#48
Well, I have been on here since before I had an account, and I wanted something that I could make jokes about. The day I made my account, I had just read a meme about x's on ads being ridiculously small, and BAM I had a username.
Final score:
1point
#50
Well my favorite color is purple and I love milk tea boba sooo... Yeah
Final score:
1point
#51
To be honest, I had no idea what to put as my name, so I just put the first 6 letters of the keyboard in temporarily and just sort of kept it. :)
Final score:
1point
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