Due to an admit error at your agents office, you have found out, last minute, you have to give an informative lecture to a packed ball of people. With no time to prepare, no time to research, based only on what you are knowledgeable in, what subject do you choose to talk about?

#1

One of the following;

'The importance of avoiding admit errors to ensure you have a packed hall, and not packed ball.'

'Debunking "self empowerment" and "life coaches"; The power of being yourself.'

'How to talk c**p for hours at short notice and without preparation, while seeming like an authority on a subject.'

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#2

Omg, Nathaniel I've been waiting to give people a lecture about this for longest time.

Procrastinating 101.


And I won't show up.

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#3

The medical and scientific history of vampire mythology

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#4

I'd probably talk about the Gospel, since that's what I am most passionate about.

But next to that, probably the importance of story in our lives or how to support those with mental health issues in your life.

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#5

Plants

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#6

Easy, I'd just infodump about whatever I was interested in at the time (currently, I would probably just go with an explanation of the hidden links in the Welcome Home ARG and my theories about them)

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#7

Stupid not being able to edit the question. Admit should have been Admin. BP give us the ability to edit.

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#8

Probably Harry Potter it's the only thing I know lots about.

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#9

Being a missionary kid, in Asia, in the 1950s and 1060s.

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#10

i would just talk about noahfinnce the entire time lol

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#11

How to get away with opening the same themed bear animatronic restaurant over and over and still getting people to come and throw money in my face

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#12

Having spent over fifteen years in telephone customer service, I would give a nice little talk on dealing with angry clients on the phone.

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#13

why lectures are stupid.

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#14

id probably rant about whatever thing i’m most obsessed with at the moment. currently it is lovejoy and fnaf :)

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#15

A very long extensive boring history of gothic rock and culture..... And when everyone falls asleep out of boredom, I'll steal all their phones and run screaming into the night....
Or...
A long boring powerpoint presentation, with graphs and diagrams, on how screamo vocals exponentially improve J pop songs...... Then steal everyones phones and run screaming ( in Japanese) into the night....

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#16

"Why Spiderman Friend or Foe (2007) is the best Spiderman game of all time"

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