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#1
Did you fall from Heaven? Because is looks like you landed on your face.
Final score:
21points
Lil Miss Hobbit 2 years ago
I actually feel like this would work on me. Someone tell my crush🤣
That tiny x on the pop up add 2 years ago
The correct response to the "Did you fall from Heaven?" question is: Are you calling me a fallen angel!?! (devil/demon)
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#2
Are you from Tennessee? cuz you're the only 10 I see. i hate it
Final score:
15points
#3
Mario is red Sonic is blue Will u be My player two (Its so cuteeee)
Final score:
14points
Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
"Do you really think you matter? Bruh, seriously. You're always just going to be Player Number Two..."
#4
I used this one on my crush: "Hey, are you tired? Because you have been running through my head all day." He called me immediately because he thought was something was wrong because NO WAY I would say that to him if I was sober.🤣 I guess mission accomplished?
Final score:
12points
#5
"Excuse me sir, do you have a permit for those huge guns?" *looks pointedly down at biceps* It works shockingly well.
Final score:
12points
#6
I figured out that you're a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else just disappears...
Final score:
9points
Will Cable 2 years ago
I wonder if anyone replied with "No but I can pull my rabbit out of my box"
Kevin the Manager (Submission author) 2 years ago
My immediate response would be, "You're the one. Marry me!"
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you...
Final score:
8points
#8
I got asked "What's your sign"? I answered "Married".
Final score:
7points
#9
"If I were a gardener I would put our tulips together"
Final score:
6points
#10
How much does a polar bear weigh? Just enough to break the ice.
Final score:
6points
#11
"are your parents bakers? because you're a cutie pie" best part? his parents ARE bakers and now we're dating :)
Final score:
6points
#13
Have you got any English in you? Would you like some?
Final score:
4points
#14
It hasn't worked, but it always gets a laugh because it's unexpected. "Did it hurt? When you clawed your way up through the ground out of hell?"
Final score:
4points
#15
How would you like to be my future ex-wife?
Final score:
4points
#16
Had a guy come up to me, dip his fingertip in his drink, and wipe it on my shirt. Then he says, "Let's get you out of those wet clothes." It did not work, but I definitely laughed!
Final score:
3points
#17
Nice tooth
Final score:
3points
O D (Submission author) 2 years ago
Best pick-up line in Cave Junction, Oregon. Used to live there
#18
You've got a nice set of legs, what time do they open.
Final score:
3points
#19
The worst: Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. 😉
Final score:
2points
#21
I had a guy walk up to me while I was sitting down with a white wall behind me. He put up his hands to kinda "frame" my face and say " Don't mind me, I am just trying to figure out what you would look like on my bed pillows." It was cute, especially when I stood up. I was 7 months pregnant.
Final score:
2points
#22
If you were a Sprite, I'd obey my thirst.
Final score:
2points
#23
What does this feel like to you? -lean over and that them feel your shirt/top Thats boyfriend material
Final score:
2points
#24
Are you a library book? Cuz I am totally checking you out!
Final score:
2points
#25
Are you an orphanage? Because I want to fill you with kids and make their dad disappear (I hope I don't have to clarify but just in case, this is a joke)
Final score:
1point
#26
Didn't work...how often do you get an opportunity like this? Um, ew.
Final score:
1point
#27
My favorite CHEEZY one? "Hi, is your name Papa Murphy? Cuz I wanna pick you up, take you home, make you all hot n gooey and eat me a pizza you."
Final score:
1point
#28
Your Father must have been a thief.... he stole two stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Final score:
1point
#29
*profuse sweating* R Y a construction worker, cuz ur building 👍 (No, this is not supposed to make sense )
Final score:
1point
#31
Are you color theory? Because you make me lose my mind. (artist rizz ;) )
Final score:
1point
#33
Are you a firework? Because ur stunning and light up the sky, but I don’t want u anywhere near my genitals (ace rizz 👌)
Final score:
1point
#34
are you a campfire? cause your hot and i want s'more
Final score:
1point
#36
"Are you Wayfair? Because you've got what I need"- its somehow really funny to me lmao
Final score:
1point
#37
Are you a bird? cause you fly
Final score:
1point
#38
You're not like other girls! Of course I gave the "no, I'm three owls in a trench coat" reply.
Final score:
0points
#39
I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away! I hate it, but why do I like it???
Final score:
0points
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