Sleepwalking is normal. Sleepwalking and talking at the same time is pretty crazy. I want to hear your funniest stories about sleepwalking and sleep talking. I think this thread will get interesting pretty fast!

#1

Well I did this one. I only sleepwalk when I am sick. And I was VERY sick.(we thought it had COVID) So I walked downstairs and my mom heard me, and I never go downstairs in the night. So I went down there and I was going into where my brother was sleeping and my mom stopped me. “What are you doing?” She said “I’m saying good night.” I said. “No let’s go to bed.” Then I tried to grab some toys (for some reason) “come on” my mom said “but I’ll just play by myself!” I said. “No it’s time to sleep” she said. She eventually got me back to bed. I did not remember any of that. My mom told me it.

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#2

Well, my aunt made cookies at like 3am. While asleep. And thankful king didn’t burn the house down. Or mistake ingredients. I am not lying.... they were good....😋

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#3

Partner - came to me, after my night shift, opened the door, stared me dead in the eyes and left again with "you know... Tiredness makes me tired." and fell back into bed, snoring.
A few weeks later she got into therapy to treat her depression before it could manifest itself. Weird, but helpfull sleeptalk -- I recommend, even if it's out of context and sounds weird - Listen carefully.

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#4

Well once my little sister grabbed my moms slipper and held it out to her saying “here’s the ingredient”

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#5

Actually, my BF saw me sleepwalking once. He said I got up, went to the room's door, came back... and proceeded to make the bed in the opposite direction. Moved the pillows and re-arranged the covers, cursing during the whole process. Then I went back to sleep. Woke up facing the wrong side of the room.

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#6

i didnt see this, but my friend told me a story about a time when she was at a sleepover with a couple of friends (at her own house). she was in a sleeping bag, and she got out of it (asleep) and walked UP STAIRS and into her parents room. then she said 'i cant get into my sleeping bag (still asleep) so then her mum and her WALKED BACK DOWNSTAIRS and she got back into her sleeping bag (STILL asleep) without waking up or waking her friend up!

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#7

I suffered a period of very vivid night terrors and often would wake my husband up to get some comfort. Always a deep sleeper and a terribly groggy person when woken, he would always have the most absurd responses that he wouldn’t remember in the morning. My favorites are:

“Oh no! Tell me about it, Count Chocula! *snore*......”

“If you just eat more pickles this wouldn’t happen *snore*....”

“Poor baby! Do you want me to get your mascara?”

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#8

I had a sleep over with a friend and she started singing and throwing stuff on her couch (where I was sleeping). I woke up as her pen hit my head. I left the room with my blanket and slept in livingroom

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You never know, she might've been wide awake, wanting you to leave her room so she could have it to herself...

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