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#1
Prof: Good morning students
Those who are coming to offline class today, please bring two coins and die if possible.
*a die
(Not a text *I* received exactly, but I couldn't stop myself from sharing this)
Final score:
4points
#2
My mom: you know the amazons cut off their boobs right?
Me: WHAT
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Sibling: you are a cheeseburger
me: explain
Sibling: Round, cheesy, can kill you
Final score:
3points
