Hey Pandas, What Is A Useful Body Hack You Know?

Also works pretty well with hand sanitizer. Burns like a b-tch for a few secs though, but it's for a good cause, innit :p

white vinegar is much more natural. deodorant if they contain sugar can create infections

I have done that since I was 16! Let's just say for many years now lol! It works like a charm. Its the alcohol in it that works.

I'm a male and I approve of this message. On a serious note though, and you really can't make this sh!t up - peeing standing makes it splash all over the place. You don't see it, and you don't feel it, because it's so small and miniscule. Fast-forward a week and get in there with UV-lights, anyone would be disgusted (hopefully anyway). Also, sitting down to pee is a lot more comfortable ofcourse :p

There was a good post recently about how not being hungover on Sunday feels better than being drunk on Saturday, a game-changing discovery by an adult.

Any cures that don't involve time travel?

The best way to survive a car crash is to not drive. The best way to protect your house from being burglarised is to not own anything.

lol

also drink a lot of water when you feel you're drunk works

Feeling literal, are we?

Thank god i won't have to use my axe anymore.

I'm happy that an OP made this comment and I didn't have to and thereby inflict torture on myself by having to explain how it's only dark humor. Hell, I've probably inflicted a minimized level of this torture simply by using the word "only".

Sounds good but when i try to smile i look more like i want to kill batman.

Five minutes at leastp, without stopping.

Yes, but it has to be a genuine happy smile, with toothy grin and eye wrinkles. Not some hideous zip smile and chin pucker combo, like this supervillain does. CDBECE07-2...47302.jpeg

You're so right on this one. Going into the restaurant feeling terrible, first table you have, you just fake a smile and say "Hey folks! How are you doing today? I'm fantastic, thank you for asking!" - it's the most fake thing to do, but the positivity is contagious! Works every time.

I've always done that, didn't know it was a real trick!

Now I wonder if it will heal my eczema, or at least kill the itch until I can see a dermatologist. I've tried everything I could find and afford but it gets so bad even the sporadic times I can resist scratching despite all otc creams, lotions, whatever I use. Prescriptions are not always an option, obviously.

That you can get it cheap on "Amazing" was the cutest boomer thing you could've said <3

The hyaluronic acid that is used as medicine is extracted from rooster combs or made by bacteria in the laboratory. studies are correlating topical application of low-molecular-weight HA (the type needed to penetrate the surface of your skin barrier) with inflammatory reactions.

It doesn’t work for migraines because even though they happen in your head, they’re not actually headaches—they’re blood events. Your brain becomes flooded with blood (I used to get them right before my periods), so the best way to fight them is ice packs. I usually put one on my neck and one on my head.

Pinching there works well for many pains. I use it in the dentist chair too.

For a brain freeze, stay with the tongue method. Please don’t stick your fingers in your mouth unless you have just thoroughly washed your hands.

Never put your foot out!! Monster bait!!

yea, but then the monster will eat my foot

I do this

Foot out - too cold. Foot in - too hot. Urgh

A picture would help here

Also the bottom of the eye, a point above your eyebrows and on the side of your eye that dips in on the side of your head. If your press them, there is a sort of pain.

I'll try that next time I can't sleep.. .but so far the best cure for insomnia I ever got told (which i've now abandoned tbh cause i'm just a natural night person and retired so don't have to get up for work) is to remove all your electronic s**t like tv, radio, etc from the bedroom and have that as a purely sleep/intimate environment, and if you don't fall asleep within an hour of getting into bed then get out of it and go do something else for a while. It worked most of the time, but didn't when I was awake due to stress at work.

I will definitely try this tonight. I have been using the military method for some time, but only with partial success: https://www.sleepfoundation.org/sleep-in-the-military

I am in between a intermediate in advanced swimmer

I got once a thunderclap headache from having an orgasm.

Doesn't work. I've tried.

Sometimes it works, but a severe headache can also make it difficult to relax enough to have an orgasm at all.

Why do you think I have a headache?

That would depend on what is causing your headache.

I'm afraid I would wake up the people sleeping if I whistle.

Unfortunately it leaves me with a dry mouth and I have to get up several times in the night for a drink of water.

I wish I knew that this morning, lol. Also, I was happy to see you post again, I was worried you weren't gonna come back