Most people avoid awkwardness or awkward situations because they make them feel uncomfortable. But some people like to create awkward and cringy situations on purpose. When that interaction is observed from a distance, most of the time it will be perceived as funny.

So, if you are one of those people who love or would like to experiment with awkwardness, share what would be the funniest approach to a stranger. I myself have been walking up and asking: “what is your favorite flavor of hair” - but it’s starting to get old…

#1

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Show a photo of yourself and ask "Excuse me, have you seen this person?"

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Via Hawk
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just read all the submissions. This ones my favorite so far!

Katie Lutesinger
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of the real life incident where a woman joined in the search for a missing person... and the missing person was her, before she got a change of clothes.

Fluffy mommy panda
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This needs to be on a list my husband thinks about doing in Walmart or in public to a day to day bases.

Guile main
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Show them a picture of John Connor

Sarah Monk
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d say no but I think I saw a poster about them on the wall down the road

Patti Wagner
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wonder how many people would say no until they realize its you.

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    #2

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) "Excuse me, what year is this?" When the person tells you, respond "It works! My machine really works!!"

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    Key Martin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the fist pump and the "Yessss!!!"

    Night Owl
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then quickly run away into the crowd before they can ask you any questions; keep them wondering

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    Joss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And wear vintage clothes

    Moe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No say "damn it! I only meat to go back 10 years!"

    Lianna Bolt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be even more fun to dress up as if you were from the past or future.

    Yodelis Sosa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say: "Oh No.... Now I Only Have ____ Hours To Stop THEM!!" Then Run Away And Turn Into An Alley Or Big Public Building!! 😂 😂 Don't Forget To Dress Close To The "Past" Year!! From The Clothes To The Hair Gel And Perfume!! Language And An Accent Even Better!! 💕 💕

    Deutschland Mädchen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG my friend did this at a mall once! He just said 'it worked!' though without mentioning a machine

    Giles McArdell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best way - ask what the date is then "no, the year, WHAT'S THE YEAR!"

    Cyber Returns
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better still say"Damn! Too early... too early... we are doomed!"

    Yodelis Sosa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More Like Too Late!! 😂 😂 Just Like My Main Comment, I Said They Should Say Something Like: They Only Have A Few Hours Until "IT" Happens!! - You Can Keep Your "We Are Doomed"!! 😂 😂

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    #3

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) I've always wanted to run up to a complete stranger in hysterics and yell, "Whatever you do, DO NOT look at their eyes!" and run away. I don't know who the "their" is referring to, and neither does the stranger. I just wanna cause unnecessary stress because I'm a menace.

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    Nykky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joke's on you, I never look people in the eyes anyways!

    Edgar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case you'd think people don't have stress enough...

    AJay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The weeping angels! Don't look at their eyes!

    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still want to see how they would pan out against deadpool 😅 Send him back in time all you want he's still alive, so endless food for angels or perfect way to lay a long term trap for them?

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    Yodelis Sosa
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although It Sounds Funny, Reading It, I Truly Hope No One Actually Goes And Does This, At Least Not To Me. I Would Become Paranoid, Superstitious, And I Suffer From Anxiety. My Family Will Try And Calm Me Down, But I Won't Stop Thinking About It. I Know It's Irrational And Perhaps A "Joke". But Keep That For People You KNOW Can Handle It Or Consents. I Already Knew By The Title, That Some Of These May Cause Stress For People If Chosen As The Desired "Victim". Again, It's Funny Here, Reading, But Be Careful Who You Mess With. There Are People Going Through Worse And You Should Always Fear A Person Who Is Afraid. Thread Lightly!! 😘 😘 🙏 🙏 PS: I Don't Know What Is Or Who Are The Weeping Angels (Probably Something Catholic Or From A Horror Movie. I Don't Need To Know, Thanks), BUT This Post DOES Remind Me Of "Bird Box".... 😨 😨 So Yeah.... 💔 💔

    Patti Wagner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would not try this , since these days could end up with someone punching you out.

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    #4

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Sit on a park bench and wait for people to sit with you. "It's done. Do you have the money?" - Not original from me; saw it either on YT, Pinterest, or BP.

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Print this page out, put it in an envelope marked "Top Secret" and sit down on a park bench. Slide the envelope towards a stranger. Nod politely, then walk away.

    A Random Anvil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And have nothing but photographs of pigeons in the envelope.

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    Fluffy mommy panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg if live to watch both this one and the one in the comments happen.

    Sir Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny, but in reality no one would sit next to me on a park bench, lol. That's invasive of personal space. I think most people wouldn't sit that close to you in a park with multiple benches available.

    Jp@nda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you live where there's parks that have enough benches where everybody can get one to themselves?

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    Queen Julius Her Majesty 3rd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call a random number, say - He's in my basement. You can finish him now

    T5n
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better yet: take photos of the person with a Polaroid or other camera that directly prints photos. Put them in the envelope to give to them,sit down next to them and say”photos are taken of the target you requested, the hit will be carried out within the next hour “

    Patti Wagner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like XenoMurph's take on this scenerio.

    Yodelis Sosa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Love This One!! 😂 😂 It Actually Reminds Me Of An Improv. Class During Theatre In High School!! We Had Two Chairs, Which Represented A Bench. The Second Person Would Have To Convince The First Person To Leave Their Seat. But You Can't Take too Long So Everyone Can Participate!! I LOVE IMPROV.!! Anyways, I Was Next. The Scene Was Similar To This One, Where The Other Person Was Talking About A Crime Or Something. I Ended Up Calling My Husband Who Was A Police Officer Or Chief!! Then The Guy Called My Bluff So I I Claimed I Had My Husband's Card And My Own Weapon. He Ran Off!! 😂 😂 I Can See This Scene Clearly In Real Life With This One!! Just Identify Yourself As Someone With Authority (WithOut Legally Pretending To Be A Law Enforcement Officer As It IS Illegal!!)

    Jen Hart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless citing a book or article title, there's no need to capitalize every word. https://www.grammarly.com/blog/capitalization-rules/#:~:text=In%20general%2C%20you%20should%20capitalize,are%20longer%20than%20five%20letters.

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    #5

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Sometimes I imagine myself asking a stranger, "Hey, whatever song you have in your head right now, sing it out loud!" And then they break into the whole song and dance, musical style haha. Never actually dared to, though.

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    Rylee Evergreen🦋
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone ever comes up to me and asks that, I will be sure to break out into song and dance theatre-style, just in case it's you ;D

    ZeroCapacity
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Never gonna give you up" is the perfect come back to this

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    Toy Slaughter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would ABSOLUTELY break out in song and dance

    Becky Galloway
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you asked me this the song in my head would instantly evaporate and I'll forget every song I've ever heard 😂

    Andrei Marentette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine: You do this, and they rickroll you (and also themselves technically)

    TotallyNOTaFox
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be easy for me! Mostly headbanging and playing air guitar 🤘🏻

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    #6

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Do you like pet chickens? I normally ask this and they are confused and then say they like to eat chicken, but I say back "Do you like living, walking, breathing chickens?" And then they get creeped out.

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is someone going around literally downvoting everything. I saw one thread where every post was -1.

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    Fishbear
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Pet chickens are awesome!

    Nykky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not be confused in this scenario and ask if you had one with you to pet

    chelebele003
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would answer I love chickens ! They are so cuddly!

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    #7

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) I know this is old, but I’ve always loved the idea of asking a stranger who says anything to me, “Can you see me?” in a panicky voice and run away.

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    #8

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Look at the person, gasp dramatically, and run away.

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    Deutschland Mädchen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonus: shout 'it's YOU!' and point at them before running

    Linda Daulby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I done that to my cousin once she was shocked and then realised and burst out laughing, she said you and your antics are crazy and laughed some more.

    Car Skin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo funny. I've gotta do it one day

    k sand
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I've done this before. But for an actual reason. More than once.

    #9

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Have you seen my sanity? i LeFt It InSiDe An OrAnGe.

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    Harls
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would you even have the sense to look for it tho?

    Eline
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh so it was yours? Yeah, its in the supermarket"

    Monosyllabic girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I left mine in one of those chocolate oranges on my first lsd trip. Lol. Was mind blown by that damn orange

    Edgar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel that, in many cities, this type of comment would appear totally normal.

    #10

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Did you remember to hide the body?

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone asked me this, I'd reply "Don't worry, I did" and watch them freak out

    K.H.M.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No but thanks for the reminder! I'm always so forgetful 😊!

    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh goddammit I knew there was something I was supposed to do today! Has anyone got a shovel?

    Fluffy mommy panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine texting someone this......lord there 🤯

    Harmony Sunshine
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I put it with all of the others.

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    #11

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) On a scale of 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? (Mine's green)

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    Dirk Daring
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just be prepared for people with synesthesia to have a ready answer for that question.

    Deutschland Mädchen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like 'b' because it's a nice shade of blue. 'f' is light purple, so probably also that

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    Dandelion Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “mY fAvOrItE cOlOr Is StRiPed”

    Zoe MacLaren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is smiley face 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

    Shehzadi Amal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever little kids would ask what my favourite colour is I would tell them neon clear.

    Nothing_To_See_Here_Folks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suggestions: instead of saying "mine is (color)" say "mine is (shape)"

    Morgan️
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color to listen to while folding the dishes

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    #12

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Run up to somebody, yell, "Do you see them?!? You don't? oh... oh! that means they're GONE! GONE, I TELL YOU!!!!" Then run away. You can also yell, "Marco!" at a group of strangers at the store.

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    Jynxiecat
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family yells "Marco" at the store all the time when we split up/get separated. I have heard other people do it a couple of times too. I always tell "Polo!" back. This is even funnier if they are a couple of aisles over and it goes on for a couple of rounds.

    Fluffy mommy panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When ever me and my husband go together we whistle to each other. A person has even whistle back in our tone before.

    Petro Roos
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my Mom and I use the "Marco Polo" yellings to find each other when we get separated. We usually go shopping with my Gran over weekends and she HATES it, she gets super embarrassed. Which of course is GREAT!

    Betsy Green
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked at a store I would occasionally 'Polo' to the customers & i got several "not you!" Over that time 😆😆

    LucyGoosey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been to cons where they've done the whole Marco Polo rounds. It's fun :D

    Angie Falzarano
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine quack then we quack back so we can find each other

    Monosyllabic girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister and i do that when shopping, both of us are shorter than the racks usually. It's the best when random people yell polo back!

    Petro Roos
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom and I do this all the time in shops. It works especially if you're in a rush and need to split up to get sh1t done, but need to meet up again later to pay, but now you can't find each other, cause you split up you know.. to get shi1t done. Marco Polo always works. Just follow the sound - Helps if you know the other person's voice - cause usually others reply and "play along" which is always fun.

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    #13

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Are you a whale person or a chicken person?

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    Ozacoter
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tuna person

    Obvious Decoy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's harder than you think. Personally, I never could get them to make the correct tone.

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    Angi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Platypus its a great combination of both

    Norma Nelson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whale it's amazing how something that big can breach itself completely out of the water saw a lot when in Hawaii Cool to see

    Francesca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a person with… sNaKe ArMs

    No Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one might just be a good way to get decked by a fat person, depending on how irritable they are.

    Linda Daulby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am an owl person i have been since i was 10 years old when we went to camp while i was in the Brownies, i am now in my 60's and my bedroom has 2,179 of them all on shelves on my wall.

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    #14

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) I think that telling a stranger "don't be scared" with a calm voice and walking away will completely shatter their mind.

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    teddybearnotsomean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then when they ask you questions, just smile at them and give them uncanny valley syndrome.

    foryouwhynot IB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rather, when they ask you questions pretend you’ve no idea what they’re talking about or why they’re talking to you. If they persist shout STRANGER DANGER and run away!

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    Angie Falzarano
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would definitely freak over this one

    #15

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) This happened to my friend when she told a girl she liked her shirt, the girl replied: "I like your face". Lol, we never let my friend forget that day.

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops I'm sorry I just realized it wasn't a question that was asked sorry

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    #16

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) *Hug them and say* "Whatever you do, when I let go, RUN! They are here for you!"

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    Jodie Blair
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd probably punch you, don't think many people like strangers touching them 😁

    Barong
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever hug an acquaintance and pull them in a little tighter and whisper "This just feels right."

    Lemon Beans
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd think someone was trying to kidnap me 😭

    Annalina Bruner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they might not be comfortable with that... The hug part, I mean.

    Nate Wu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run there? Run here? Run there here?

    Telepathetic
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Around in circles yelling "MOMMIEEEEEE !" works for me

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    #17

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Assuming you're outside, ask if they know where the waiting room is. Or the front desk. 'Do you work here?' - is a good one as well.

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    #18

    *yell in their face* DID YOU KNOW THAT CHICKENS ARE MADE OUT OF CHICKEN?

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    Austyn Nelson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While waiting in line at a store, after putting my stuff on the conveyor belt, I'll pick up the divider and tell the person behind me, "I'm bored. You wanna sword fight?"

    Barong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lot's of chicken one's on here. Anyway. Had a guy that came into our restaurant, looked around wide eyed and said "Chicken no feathers!" and left. I still have no idea what he was referring to.

    Sanchi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t search up chicken without feathers. Just don’t.

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    Lianna Bolt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This for some reason reminds me of when my older sister, (she was in gr. 12 at the time), thought the “SELF-STORAGE” place was where they stored dead bodies. No joke.

    stardrop loves you
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should read the book Liar and Spy, it has a whole chapter about someone doing this, (kinda lol) its very funny

    Sara B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my nephew when he was really young learning what chicken nuggets were made of

    Onie Ward
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    soylent green is people!! 🤣

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    #19

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) If soap smells good but tastes bad, does that mean poop smells bad, BUT TASTES GOOD?! Asking for a friend.

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    Joy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it did once I suppose...

    Andrei Marentette
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do this, poop on the sreet and then feed it to the guy

    L̸1̶z̵
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I always tell people that grocery shopping is just purchasing your next poops.....😂😜

    No Name
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I blocked out almost all of the context from shear trauma, but I remember reading someone describing the taste of poop as (and typing this is making my stomach twist and my hair stand up) "zesty". I think it was lifted from a fetish site.

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    #20

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Once I asked a stranger what my own phone number was. No idea why.

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    Lorie Shewbridge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was waiting in a restaurant and they called #867, I called out “5309.” Only 2 other people laughed, that made me feel really old!

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    #21

    What are you doing here? Gasp and run away.

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    Linda Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What are you doing here?! Don't let the Lieutenant see you or were all get it." Walk away quickly, look back over your should once or twice.

    k sand
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think any of these where you run away are funny just from the running away part.

    #22

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Jog up to a person you know the name of and say: "XXX, do you still want the 14,275,208 live ants that you ordered? You said you needed to make ketchup for your restaurant" while holding a bag.

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    #23

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Hey there... Hi there... I'm Lost. Have you seen me wandering around here before? With a piece of tape or a name tag sticker on the front of my shirt that says: "If Found, PLEASE CALL (insert random friend/family member phone number) and report Missing IMMEDIATELY!" 😜

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    David Spencer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better yet, dress up in an asylum outfit and instead have a number on the nametag

    Potterhead 0-0
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you scroll the picture moves O.o

    John Barber
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call the police in a drunk voice; Can you trace this call and tell me where I am?.

    Car Skin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here (I stole this)

    #24

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Did you do it/did you hide it?

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    Sarah Monk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No I got Bert and Ernie to do it

    CelticElff
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gandalf: Is it secret? Is it safe?!?!

    #25

    What's the date? NO! WHAT YEAR IS IT????

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    *Displayname*=idk
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl. I've done this before. (To my sister)

    Robert Kuntz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The older I get the more likely I will do this for real!

    Angie Falzarano
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I read this one all I hear is Robin Williams saying it in Jumanji

    #26

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) "Could you be a witness to my wedding?" -Max Fosh.

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    *Displayname*=idk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I would say yes if someone asked me.

    CelticElff
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I needed two witnesses and a notary for a legal document I needed to sign. Asked the two random strangers behind me in line if they'd witness for me. I have no friends (I'm an extreme introvert) and thankfully they said yes.

    Edgar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but to your divorce, yes.

    John Barber
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would talk him/her out of getting married.

    Doritos Ears
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got married at local courthouse. Handed phone to a rando waiting for their case to come up & they recorded our "ceremony".

    #27

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Can I have a moment of your time to talk about our lord and savior etc. (I’m an atheist 😑)

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    oddly_informed_raven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior, Long Furby?

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get off my damn doorstep! you are the fifth one this week!

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    Shellie Kirby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will always have a moment for our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ! Plz continue you have my full attention.

    David A Paterson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This works better if you actually say "I'm an atheist".

    Megan Lauhon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an atheist in Texas. When (old) people are rude in public I 'loud whisper' to myslef. " That's very un-christian behavior" or something like that. Works every time, they get embarrassed and leave. 😇

    Lianna Bolt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they ask if I have time to talk……I’ve been tempted to reply, “Do you? Who knows, you could be dead tomorrow.” Then throw my hands up & shout “Carpe diem!” & shut the door.

    Candice Clack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thinks that's worse than impersonating a police officer.... 🤢

    LucyGoosey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, extended car warranty?

    Sydnie Laney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want i can teach you about him, at least give me a chance if not then i understand thats your personal space, but please if you want i can show you and teach you as much as i can

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shall we start with, "do unto others as you would have them do unto you", and continue with, "love thy neighbour as thyself? How about that extended warranty?"

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    #28

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Is there a phone booth around here? SoMebODy's In tRoUblE!

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    Daniel Yamada
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are still some places in the USA where public pay phones are available.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but are there places where I can change into my superhero outfit...?

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    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Can I borrow some cash/your card? Not only is that weird, it's f****d up.

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    Lazy Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, They did that in an episode of Impractical Jokers in an Art Exhibition and the person gave his credit card. So it works lol.

    Andrei Marentette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how you scare them. You go to a store with the card, take a photo of it, get whatever you need from the store, once you get back home, you then write the card number and all that on paper, and then give the dude like a million dollar paycheck

    #30

    Be sure that you knock on the fridge door before opening- the salad might be dressing! :)

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    #31

    You: Have you seen emma? Stranger: No Y: Do you know who she is? S: No Y: How are you supposed to know where she is if you dont know who she is? S: ...

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    #32

    "I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

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    K.H.M.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes this is a good one!!

    Person
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm probably too young for this but I'm kinda glad i have old parents. that movie was amazing

    #33

    Do you have games on your phone?

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    Jynxiecat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece asked me this (she is almost 4) and when I told her no, she informed me "that's ok. Give me your phone and I can download them"

    *Displayname*=idk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother [4] asked me this before. I about died.

    #34

    I already know it's hilarious. I just don't know why I do it. I walk up to a handsome young man and say, "Hey you're absolutely adorable. Would you like to come home with me and be my pool boy?" Best answer was, 'Not this time; maybe next time!'

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    #35

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Apparently, I once walked up to a total stranger at the mall and asked, ‘Are you Santa Claus?’ That’s a pretty weird one.

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    J.B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Apparently?" As in you don't remember?

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I was a child. But if an adult did the same, surely that would be both awkward and hilarious.

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    L̸1̶z̵
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this when I was about 3-4. The man SERIOUSLY looked like Santa so I had to ask. It was also close to Christmas at the time.

    JL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they at least look like Santa?

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From what I’m told he looked VERY much like Santa.

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    3 years ago

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    #36

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Find the most disturbing fact you know, walk up to them, tell them the creepy fact, smile, and walk away.

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    Zoe MacLaren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: bunnies can scream, but don't unless they feel like they're gonna die. (Smiles weirdly and shuffles away backwards while still smiling creepily)

    *Displayname*=idk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burn marks from electricity don't show up if done underwater. ;)

    Christopher Bowers
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say, "Ravens have an ability called "Theory of mind", it means that ravens can tell when someone (or something) else can see them. Then get wide eyed and look around with just your eyes trying to see if there is any birds spying on you both, as you slowly walk away, turn around and play raven call sounds on your phone really loud and start running.

    David A Paterson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't need the creepy fact. Just smile at them with your 1,000 watt smile. It unnerves people beautifully.

    Horst
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs like squeaky toys because it reminds them of injured prey

    #37

    My brother's favorite thing was to walk up to a stranger and greet them as if they were a long-lost friend; leave them standing there very confused and wondering who that was and how did they know him.

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    Via Hawk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooo I’ve actually done that before…. I actually ended up meeting one of my closest friends that way lol

    LandAhoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how did you get past not knowing their name if you were pretending to be a long lost friend??

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    Hey!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once walked to a guy, thinking it was my man from behind, and propositioned to him while squeezing his butt and checking out the snow blowers and what we could do with one during the summer. My daughter was completely traumatized by this, my oldest son continued his long-wind convo with my man, and my man is laughing so hard it's ridiculous. He knows what I just did. Then the stranger says, after I apologized, "anytime!". Thirty years later my daughter still remembers.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You all will be laughing about this forever! So will I, whenever I recall it!

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    Bob La Capra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in college, a couple of us were walking from the dorms to downtown. One of the guys (Dave) was wearing his high school letter jacket that had his name embroidered on it. As we walked past a group of young ladies, one of the jumped up and shouted, "Dave!!!" and proceeded to lay a very passionate kiss on his lips. As we walked away he said "I have no idea who that is."

    Paulio
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like the favorite treatment for random people is gaslighting

    #38

    Hey, were you sold a soul in 7th grade for 25 bucks? No? Ok bye.

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    Sanchi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heeey… is this that “has sold soul for corn chip” panda or something like thats

    #39

    “What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Do you want some Pringles? They're radioactive! (Assuming you already have them).

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    #40

    I've always wanted the right opportunity to walk up to a group of Three or more women (preferably at a social gathering) and say, "You two look amazing" and just walk away.....

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    Lizzy Abbey (she/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats.............rude............but funny

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I am not saying it isn't, but in fairness I have already done a very similar thing to three men and the result was a collective "Thanks"......

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    lisa m
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wanted to go up to a woman that I don't like and ask her when the baby was due...knowing she wasn't pregnant

    #41

    Whenever I get the dreaded "Suspected Spam" caller.. Answer breathlessly and say, "It's Done, but there's Soooooo much blood!!" Then hang up.

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    Heather Talma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad they're usually recordings so no one will actually hear that.

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I torture the spam callers. Play stupid and refuse to give them information. *Please tell me your credit card number". I only have one. Use that one. *Ok. Tell me the number.* You called me. You should already have that. *I need you to verify it.* Ok. Tell me what you have and I'll tell you if it's correct. The other day I went through 3 people on one call. The last one totally lost it and was cursing and yelling and suggesting things he would do to my mom. It was a good day.

    #42

    Especially effective if you're the hypermasculine type: "Is this lipstick too pink for me?"

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    #43

    Pull this

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    #44

    Want to buy a furby?

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    #45

    Once had a homeless man ask me for my phone number, and then a quarter so he could “call me sometime”

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    #46

    Pardon me, I have nothing to say. -George Carlin

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    #47

    Did you find the man I was talking about? I never received a call back, but maybe my umbrella is broken again.

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    Audacious_1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so awesome and random 😂

    #48

    Walking up to religious extremists and saying "Are you having the same problem of finding decent sacrificial virgins these days? And don't talk about getting rid of severed goat heads!"

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    #49

    Pardon me, do you have any plain yellow mustard?

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    Kate Johnson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard people repeat the original line without knowing the origin, and it always make me giggle. Well, until I realize that the ones who aren't laughing because they don't know the joke will live longer than me because I'm old.

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    #50

    Do you know who shot J.R.?

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    Hey!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the ones like me that didn't watch the show wanted to know who had shot J.R.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously....who shot J.R.??? I still don't know!!!

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to clarify, this is a reference to the 1980's TV show "Dallas" and it was a huge pop-culture thing when the show ended.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They never found out. That's why it's a thing.....lol

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    #51

    Just go up to them, point to the sky and ask them, "Did you know the sky is blue?"

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    #52

    When I see classmates from my old school I go up to them and say hello and then ask them if their name is whatever their name is. They all look at me like I'm crazy and after a few seconds of that they remember me. I think it's pretty funny

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    LandAhoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must be someone that's changed appearance a lot since school.

    #53

    When using a public toilet and you fart audibly , say “can you believe what that b******e said to me?”

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    #54

    Woof, arf grrr arf bark?

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    #55

    A friend and i were at Home Depot. And he asked where the blue jeans were

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    #56

    "Oh my god, it's you! Do you remember me?"

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    #58

    Giv them a hug and run

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    Ondrej Hrabanek
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone did this to me, I would hug them back

    #59

    Hey buddy, can ya pull my finger?

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    #60

    Hold up your finger and ask "Does this smell right to you?

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    lisa m
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to randomly say to a group "somebody smells so good" pause for a second and then with a big smile smell my wrist or something and say "oh wait..that's me"

    Candice Clack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People love to smell your wrist... But not your finger... Lol

    #61

    you have the body.... right?

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    #62

    Wil'ya lemme go ahead jackass?

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    Kate Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't seem funny at all, and while most people would just go away all grumpy, a very small percentage will straight up shoot you. I'm all for making people laugh, but this is just... not funny.

    #63

    Did you know there are normally 5 levels of separation, so technically you, me & 3 other random people kinda know each other….

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    #64

    Pillow fight?

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