There is this guy that goes to school with me and I need ways to roast him.
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I'd love a battle of wits with you, unfortunately you are unarmed.
Yo momma so old, her last name is “asaurus” - from a Key&Peele sketch
You haven't really embraced intelligence for yourself, have you?
"If I had a dollar for every one of your brain cells, I'd be in debt."
You're Mother used to say that God doesn't make mistakes. But when she looked at you, she changed her mind.
Mirrors can’t talk. Lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
Tri-tip, bottom round rump, chuck, eye of round, top round, sirloin tip. These seem to be the best
I thought this was a Shakespearian insult for a second...
"You are the problem to my solution just as me to your last braincell"
Ik it's weird don't judge lol I still remember this from elementary school
Sorry im late (very late) but here's one: I’d explain it to you but I left my English-to-Dumbass Dictionary at home.
Sorry im late (very late) but here's one: I’d explain it to you but I left my English-to-Dumbass Dictionary at home.
