Rule 1: just make it weird.

#1

Bout The Safest Thing I Got Tbh

Bout The Safest Thing I Got Tbh

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Earl Grey
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men In Black, swimsuit edition.

Willa L
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I in no way admire elon musk but why body shame him? Just let him have his privacy

DCB
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OWWWWW MY EYES !!!!!!! THEY ARE BURNING !!!!!!

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    #2

    I Need To Visit Portland Someday

    I Need To Visit Portland Someday

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    Mike Sanchez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't do it! None of the cars in this picture still have their catalytic converter and someone stole the unipipers unicycle! Portland is toast!

    D Stone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Therapy Llamas and the Unipiper, not to mention Powell's Bookstore and Darcelle, I love it.

    The Alpha Geek
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The force is strong in this photo.

    #3

    Aaabceehillpt Deorr

    Aaabceehillpt Deorr

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    blobby_grrl
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this kid is going places

    Jason Leaf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Writing in the box, but thinking outside of it.

    #5

    He Lived His Best Life

    He Lived His Best Life

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    Jaden Alexander
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd watch this biography/documentary. Someone needs to make this happen.

    MadamGreenIce
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did Thomas hook up with the two swans? Did the ladies peck on his eyes to cause him blindness? What are his kids called? Too many questions unanswered about Thomas.

    Hey!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My goodness, I need to check how many they pop out at once. Well he had a wonderful life!

    Jodi Miller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's what Howard the Duck was shooting for but failed to accomplish

    Art Afro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ripe old age of 40! Hahahahahaha🤣

    Jason Leaf
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    3 years ago

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    I wonder if his blindness contributed to his homosexuality.

    #6

    Rip

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    Wow, That's a Long Name
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just became a screenshot on my phone too! 🤣🤣

    TooShy4Identity44
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one is laughing because his enemy is gone

    Gloria J Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before he died, I understand that all of you egged him on.

    Joy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The egg blowing its nose 😄 The expressions are spot on

    #7

    Just. Get. In. The. Pea

    Just. Get. In. The. Pea

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    Jill Tremblay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is adorable. I would drive it to work....lol

    Bookaday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More about the car: It’s another post from bored panda. It was made for an bird’s eye (brand) ad. It isn’t safe to drive on open roads.

    PeachPossum
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The commercial shows the car falling apart on the road. .. so, yeah, it wasn't safe. I'd still buy one if VW made them. They're cute.

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    will sell soul for corn chip
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did two things come to mind ... ...AMOGUS and MIKE WAZAOSKI

    #8

    Something I Saw Earlier On Youtube

    Something I Saw Earlier On Youtube

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    Darian Starfrog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something he'd do.. lol

    Contented potato.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that there is only one Florida man. It is a supernatural entity that embodies insanity

    Pepper Pots
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im so angry that this guy broke into someone house and shaved a poor kitty that does not belong to him. But why am I laughing

    The Alpha Geek
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ): What did the poor cat do to deserve that???

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it wasn't random. Maybe the guy wanted to shave that particular cat.

    Xenon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg! Hahahahahaa!!!! I be soooo pissed but it's funny as hell!

    Logan Duffy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the hell florida?anyways good post

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    #9

    No Idea Where I Found This Originally But I Live For It

    No Idea Where I Found This Originally But I Live For It

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    moonlit muffins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hana actually means one in korean, and uno means one in spanish and italian. Sooooo... he said uno

    Danniee Gyrl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UNO- causing family arguments since 1971 LMAO.....😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    Pirates of Zen Pants
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ohana means family" is a real line from "Lilo and Stitch." The other two lines aren't real. Lilo is saying "Family means nothing in Uno" because some people view Uno as a competitive game and they'll throw their family under that bus over it. Stitch is saying "Get good" because he wants Lilo to get better at Uno and stop complaining that he isn't helping her in the game.

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    #10

    Being Sold At Dollarama In Canada. I Almost Bought Them

    Being Sold At Dollarama In Canada. I Almost Bought Them

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    Dianne Armstrong
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally get them so I could seek out 'Keep Off the Grass' signs and just dare 'em to stop me. Sometimes I like to be a rebel.

    A.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH, those look really comfy.

    colorfultragedy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy em and wear em all the time. Now nobody can tell you to "touch grass"

    The Alpha Geek
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grass is always greener on the other slide.

    #11

    Found On Bored Panda, Might Not Be Weird Enough

    Found On Bored Panda, Might Not Be Weird Enough

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    Charles 222
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll make you shït rainbow gayorrhea

    James DUNBAR
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't you love a good gayonnaise sandwich

    Jackie Mitchell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the extra trans fat for me!! Lol

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    #12

    The Reply To This Tweet! I Cried Laughing A Gallon Of Tears!

    The Reply To This Tweet! I Cried Laughing A Gallon Of Tears!

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    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That won an award in my book.

    Jason Leaf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small, yes, but Dad is an assiduous, cuddly worker.

    Aqualia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the only right way to spend a morning, either way.

    #13

    From Bp Itself!

    From Bp Itself!

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    AVGucky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I didn't quit in 2011 i totally would immediately if I had only this ashtray and was forced to use it 🫣

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda reminds me of the nercomicon from evil dead.

    Ur worth it
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one of the creepiest things I have ever seen in my entire life.

    #14

    My Friend Sent This To Me!

    My Friend Sent This To Me!

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    Hey!
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rethink my relationship.

    Logan Duffy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    be fun to have a trick candle wick in a regular scented candle,but maybe also give the wick the power of a flare.they try to put out the megaflame,it comes back

    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a red flag at all. Excuse me while I get a restraining order.

    #15

    Found On My Kitchen Table, After A Drunk Night Out

    Found On My Kitchen Table, After A Drunk Night Out

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    Dianne Armstrong
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the toenai clippers were used to get thru the Police tape?

    Hey!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toenail clipper on a kitchen table? Ewww.

    Jason Leaf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another souvenir for something she'll never remember.

    #16

    In A Folder Labeled 'Wtf Am I Looking At'

    In A Folder Labeled 'Wtf Am I Looking At'

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    LILYANDPEARL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵Now let’s all agree, to never be creative again🎵

    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that show

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    Markus Weiler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what a cheap excuse that it smells fishy

    #17

    Google Algorithm Concerns Me

    Google Algorithm Concerns Me

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    Joy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google knows humanity's secrets 👁

    Deutschland Mädchen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is cannibalism vegan.... I mean.... maybe if you're a plant yourself?

    JPotts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The algorithm results are based on people's searches. It is scary the mirror google holds up.

    #18

    My Friend Sent This To Me, We Call It Birthgay Now

    My Friend Sent This To Me, We Call It Birthgay Now

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    Julianne M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plopping this into the you had one job stream on imgflip if that's alright

    ~Noodlefromdabucket~
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️💑👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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    #19

    Learning Czech On Duolingo

    Learning Czech On Duolingo

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    BEACH GOOSE
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duolingo, the GOLDMINE of weird sh!t

    MonkeyInTheMiddle
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm learning Czech on Duolingo and I've seen that before. I did the same thing and screenshotted it.

    #20

    Horse Prince Game On Appstore

    Horse Prince Game On Appstore

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    Daffodil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm concerned, but also curious, was it as weird as this photo implies?

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    Art Afro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Not in my ghost years no.

    Ashley Conover
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen someone play this. It's odd.

    Jaden Alexander
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    **Tina Belcher has entered the chat**

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    #21

    Choose Wisely

    Choose Wisely

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    *Displayname*=idk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awnser: Start by offering a trade for corndog, doubt, Ask to see the corndog again, then finally take corndog by force.

    #23

    This Gem- I Have No Idea Where It Came From

    This Gem- I Have No Idea Where It Came From

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    #24

    I Don't Know What This Is

    I Don't Know What This Is

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    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know the muffin man?

    NarutoFan!🥷
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WAS WATCHING SHREK WHEN I SAW THIS!! Bahahahahahaha

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    Jan Bowyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was Gordon Ramsay

    DCB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Gordon Ramsay and Hellboy had a baby......

    #25

    Harry Potter

    Harry Potter

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    Deutschland Mädchen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Harry's bday today so my sis and I are watching all the movies again

    #26

    Fun

    Fun

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    Skipper Laine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GLaDOS approves this style of apology.

    Gem Animations
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the good of all of us - except the ones who are dead-

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    Rocket ship
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did bucky learn how to bake in Wakanda?

    #27

    Walmart Employee In Charge Of Self Checkout

    Walmart Employee In Charge Of Self Checkout

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was before COVID, so boxes were not in lieu of mask. Just typical Walmart.

    TooShy4Identity44
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's about to crash into something T_T

    Jason Leaf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can make Walmart employees vanish merely by looking in their general direction.

    #28

    Who Eats The Most At A Picnic?

    Who Eats The Most At A Picnic?

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    Logan Duffy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and it hurts when a small child calls you ugly,because they dont know how to be mean,they speakin the truth

    Henry Reining
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, If I'm at the cookout, it's definitely the mosquitos who eat the most.

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    MadamGreenIce
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sad. The dad should get some help before he ruins the kid's life.

    #29

    I've Been Waiting For One Of These. Here's One Of The Weirder Things On My Phone

    I've Been Waiting For One Of These. Here's One Of The Weirder Things On My Phone

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    #30

    I Hate It When…..

    I Hate It When…..

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    AVGucky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who doesn't hate it when doggy melts? 🫠

    Logan Duffy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only psychopaths like it when doggy melts,which is why the must cease to exist.psychopaths,i mean

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    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness I got a kitten. My freezer is small.

    #31

    Um Yeah So

    Um Yeah So

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    Natalie H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A. Endure B. Leave C. Quietly go get a golf club, then jump out and viciously scream “BOO!!!” and watch your husband bleed from a razor cut while trying to fend off the golf club as you chase his sorry a*s out the front door, lock him out in his underwear and call a divorce lawyer

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid, "mommy tell me the story about the day I was born!"

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    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You all be quiet, or this will be the new ad for EVERY farm, merge, or adventure game whether it has anything to do with the game or not.

    #33

    He Was Really Ticked Off

    He Was Really Ticked Off

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    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The poster is suggesting that the creature would have gotten a different name, but it but the scientist. Being mad, the scientist gave it a particularly rude name instead.

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    #34

    My Submission

    My Submission

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    Talira Kerouac
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell IS this???

    Jodi Miller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst game of Macaroni Acid Twister ever

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    #35

    And There We Have It

    And There We Have It

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    TooShy4Identity44
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. I don't need it because I'm already... A GIRL.

    #36

    Not Very Apeeling

    Not Very Apeeling

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    Jason Leaf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need an x-ray of a banana to be sure it's true.

    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now it's "spine for scale" instead? Just doesn't sound right somehow.

    RandomPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm scared for my life now lol

    #37

    He’s A Rockstar

    He’s A Rockstar

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    #38

    This Triggered My Katsaridaphobia.

    This Triggered My Katsaridaphobia.

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    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would WHAT be heavy enough? Bloody writing? *Walks away confuzzled to play with the kitten*

    #39

    Hmmnnn

    Hmmnnn

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    NarutoFan!🥷
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IS THAT HOW PEOPLE TURN FEMALE TO MALE????

    PeachPossum
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dobby is very sorry. Dobby had to iron his...

    #40

    A "Fomecore" Protective Cage I Made To Protect The Painting I Did Of My Daughter's Cat (So The Painting Wouldn't Get Damaged In Shipping!)

    A "Fomecore" Protective Cage I Made To Protect The Painting I Did Of My Daughter's Cat (So The Painting Wouldn't Get Damaged In Shipping!)

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    Stacy B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure which impressed me more, the painting or the "cage design." Great job on both!

    Jason Leaf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was an owl painting.

    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think an owl would want to paint a cat. I could be wrong, though.

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    #41

    This Is Definitely Not The Weirdest Thing, Just The Safest.

    This Is Definitely Not The Weirdest Thing, Just The Safest.

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    Stacy B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like a Penny-Not-So-Wise.

    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this his driver's license or his mugshot?

    Logan Duffy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    penny wise more like quarter-intelligent

    #42

    A Friend Sent This To Me

    A Friend Sent This To Me

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    #43

    Can Confirm 😭

    Can Confirm 😭

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    Gem Animations
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went immediately to "come on down and get some corn or we'll sacrifice your newborn" after seeing the corn

    #44

    Girl Power

    Girl Power

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    matthew owen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till they learn about rugby players

    Stacy B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she still looks beautiful!

    Rocket ship
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol every time Ronaldo plays he just trips up over his own shoe lace.

    Laura Ketteridge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a head injury, she should not have driven herself!

    #45

    From 5 Minute Crafts: Hand Made Of Frozen Soap

    From 5 Minute Crafts: Hand Made Of Frozen Soap

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    *Displayname*=idk
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD I remember watching the whole process of this mess!

    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me give you a hand with cleaning up.

    enigma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    five minute crafts is goobuswhack.i made up a whole new word to describe that channel

    #47

    Humpty Dumpty Sat On A Wall...

    Humpty Dumpty Sat On A Wall...

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    Official Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, but can anyone tell me where in the rhyme it says humpty dumpty was an egg? i'm just saying but...

    Down With Agent Hedgehog!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No where.., so creepy kinda O_o (at least in the version on google I got)

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    Laura Ketteridge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first known version of the rhyme was published in 1797. It doesn't say Humpty was an egg. Almost a 100 years, later, it was stated he was in Lewis Carroll's 1871 book "Through the Looking-Glass" (a sequel to "Alice in Wonderland").

    #48

    From A Pack Of Cigarettes Bought In Austria. The 'X' Eyes On The Turtle Were Just Too Weird.

    From A Pack Of Cigarettes Bought In Austria. The 'X' Eyes On The Turtle Were Just Too Weird.

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    #49

    Me As An Baby,first Halloween

    Me As An Baby,first Halloween

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    Julianne M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hang on- why is the head white while the hand and feet are black (NOT TRYNA BE RACIST BUT IT LOOKED LIKE THAT AND I CANNOT NOT SEE IT)

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    #50

    Bone Hurting Juice

    Bone Hurting Juice

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    #51

    Article Said He Didn’t Feel Bad About Eating The Jehovah’: Witnesses…

    Article Said He Didn’t Feel Bad About Eating The Jehovah’: Witnesses…

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    Jaden Alexander
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naw. I don't need any pizza. Can you just send a driver? Oh, and please be sure he brings extra parm and hot pepper. Thanks.

    Stacy B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a "No Soliciting" sign on my front door and do you think it stops anyone? Nope! Maybe I'll make my own sign with a pic of this guy that warns if you knock you'll be the next meal.That might finally deter people.

    Jill Tremblay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what his cholesterol is. UGH.....

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    World News Daily Report is a satire news website, and they take responsibility for this hoax.

    Joy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And caught while still digesting them in his throat. A real life Tooms.

    #53

    This Picture I Have Of My Dm For Some Reason

    This Picture I Have Of My Dm For Some Reason

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    #54

    Francis The Emo, Dino The Dino, Carmelo The Gay, Emilio My Purple Eyed Baby

    Francis The Emo, Dino The Dino, Carmelo The Gay, Emilio My Purple Eyed Baby

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    enigmatic crab
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my friend group is just "this is better than i thought" "thats what he said!" f**k you. keep it together guys,okay! and me "reeses puffs reeses puffs.

    #55

    From Tomodachi Life On 3ds…

    From Tomodachi Life On 3ds…

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    *Displayname*=idk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They both look like they saw some things..

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottom one is my Mii, the top one I named Derp :) for context, I pressed stop when Derp jumped

    TR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dwight's 3rd Second Life

    #56

    Idk What To Caption This So Comment It Ig

    Idk What To Caption This So Comment It Ig

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit, we can’t start the summoning. Jerry’s late again! >:(

    Julianne M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are trying to summon the bird god

    #57

    Cursed Screenshots Of Keith From The Try Guys

    Cursed Screenshots Of Keith From The Try Guys

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    #58

    My Favorite Movies And Items Added On The Same Photo

    My Favorite Movies And Items Added On The Same Photo

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    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a middle schooler, I can confirm

    NarutoFan!🥷
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same going to 8th grade, all the “couples” are like this but the boy is covered in “bling”

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    enigma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro...this one kid alex looks exactly like the one on the left

    #59

    This Gem.

    This Gem.

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    Mia Hamsa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screwing up the curve for everyone..

    The Alpha Geek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he gets a 99.99999 to keep him humble.

    #60

    Another Good One From Google Translate

    Another Good One From Google Translate

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    John Lattanzio
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t shopping is one of my favorite hobbies

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    #61

    So I Downloaded It

    So I Downloaded It

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    enigma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    id also download a very nicely made,fresh out the oven,garlic bread

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd prefer to download a baked ziti.

    Hey!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No but I would make it.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would download it but I wouldn't share it.

    #62

    From Awsten Knights Tiktok

    From Awsten Knights Tiktok

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    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pulling someone's finger is definitely something I'd never do. 😂

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially in an enclosed space. You never know what you might unleash.

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    The Alpha Geek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the beginning of a romantic movie.

    #63

    I Don’t Even Know

    I Don’t Even Know

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    #64

    Birthday Everyday

    Birthday Everyday

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    *Displayname*=idk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I have a screenshot of this!

    #66

    It Was Either This Or A Goat Picture

    It Was Either This Or A Goat Picture

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    Booni
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my friends after summer break

    #67

    Yeah, No Thanks, Pinterest

    Yeah, No Thanks, Pinterest

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    #68

    Take A Look At This!

    Take A Look At This!

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    #69

    Good Old Google Trabslate

    Good Old Google Trabslate

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    #70

    Morse Code!

    Morse Code!

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    Alison Hell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H,, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z. 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

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    #71

    Monkey,,

    Monkey,,

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    #72

    Old Skittles Ad

    Old Skittles Ad

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    Stacy B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The newest pandemic? Flavored monkeypox?

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was doing a school project to revamp some ads and i found thisXD

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    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would not induce me to buy Skittles. It would, however, induce me to buy small round ingestible things.

    #73

    This Ad On Spotify 😳

    This Ad On Spotify 😳

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    #75

    Lyrics For A Song

    Lyrics For A Song

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    BRAELYNN Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used this song for a class video

    Stacy B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm singing it but can't remember name of song/artist...Help

    #76

    The First Symbol Made Me Lol

    The First Symbol Made Me Lol

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    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus changed water to wine. Without sex, there would be no procreation. Neither wine nor sex are evil. Anything can be well or badly used, depending on the user.

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love you God 💖 (nobody else was going to, and I do sooooo)

    Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm asexual, not of legal drinking age (and have no interest in alcohol) and I go to catholic school so . . .

    #77

    I Took This Quiz And Got Confused

    I Took This Quiz And Got Confused

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    #78

    Ask And You Shall Receive

    Ask And You Shall Receive

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