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I’ve seen dogs but not cats!
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#1
My Very Handsome Boy, And He Behaves Very Well, A Real Gentleman
Final score:
112points
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#2
On A Scale Of 1-10, You're A Nine And I'm The One You Need.
Final score:
110points
#3
🎶 If You Piñaskulladas, And Taking Naps In The Rain, If You’re Big Into Cat Nip, If You Have Fish On The Brain, If You Like Makin Noise At Midnight, With A Pink Jingle Ball, You’re The Feline I’ve Looked For, Give This Big Boi A Call 🎶
Final score:
98points
#5
Loving Couple Seeking Third Member For A One Night Stand. Serious Inquiries Only!!
Final score:
91points
#6
How You Doin’?
Final score:
89points
#7
My Sweet Weirdo
Final score:
87points
Lisa Conlon 3 years ago
Looks a handful, was she meant to be described as a "tortious-shell"? 😄
#8
Picture Perfect
Final score:
85points
#9
Look At Me. I Am Beauty.
Final score:
81points
Sleepy_Child 3 years ago
You are a beauty! I would take you out if I were a cat. Such pretty patterns and the paws are adorable!
#10
Just Sitting Around Waiting For A Cutie To Drop Into My Dms…
Final score:
78points
#11
Well Hello There....you……yes You.
Final score:
78points
#15
Do You Like Meowing At The Moon And Catching Flies Too?
Final score:
73points
#16
There’s Room For Two In Here!
Final score:
73points
#17
Hi, I'm Sugar! My Favorite Thing To Do Is Sleep! When I'm Not Sleeping, I'll Be Eating. However, At 3am Every Morning, I Wrestle My Sister And Chase Her Throughout The House. In The Summer, I Bring Crickets Inide, Tear Off A Few Of Its Legs, And Watch It Try To Escape While Cackleing Evily. Then I Go Sleep For Four More Hours! Lmk If You Wanna Hang
Final score:
72points
#18
I Am The Queen.
Final score:
71points
#19
Spoiled Indoor Prince Who Enjoys Long Walks, Hair Ties And Shoving His Butthole In Your Face If You're Gaming And Not Paying Enough Attention To Him.
Final score:
69points
#20
Charlie Here,check Me Out
Final score:
65points
That'sEndorable 3 years ago
This might work for cats, but please, gentlemen, don't try to pick up women this way.
#22
Adelaide. Loves Hunting Frogs And Insects. Looking For A Good Time. Will Try Anything Once!
Final score:
61points
#24
Mouse Chaser- Loves To Cuddle (Reviews) "He's Crazy" - Wild Illustrated "Can Fit Into Any Box" - My Human -*trembles* - The Dog Petflix & Chill? 😏
Final score:
54points
#26
Talking Sounds Perrfect
Final score:
51points
#27
Well Hello There, I'm Sprite! I Love Running Around My Neighborhood, And Tackling My Sister, Sugar! That Picture Is Of Me Under A Sculpture On My Neighbors Roof! They Have A Cat Too, So I Proved My Domanince By Being An Outdoor/Indoor Cat. I Have Actually Tussled With A Squirrel On Someone Elses Roof, So Yes, Im A Bad Girl. And, Owner Here, Sorry About The Grainyness Of The Photo
Final score:
51points
#28
Mr. Mistoffelees Here. I'm A Fun Loving Dude Looking For Someone Who Enjoys A Good Tumble.
Final score:
50points
#29
I'm Sammy And My Hobbies Include Stomping On Things Like Godzilla, Chasing Greebles, Behing Handsome, Singing When Everyone Is Trying To Sleep And Being A Good Snuggler. My Human Calls Me Her Teddy Bear. I Am A Very Good Boy.
Final score:
49points
#30
“Waiting For My Husband Come Back To Sea, But We Can Grab A Bowl Of Milk Till Then.”
Final score:
47points
#31
I Am Zelda, And I Will Consume Your Soul!
Final score:
47points
#33
I Am A Magnificent Cat.
Final score:
46points
#34
This Is Merlin. He Loves Blankets And Cuddles, And Is A Very Good Boy.
Final score:
45points
#36
I Is Fluffers. Can I Has Doughnut?
Final score:
44points
#37
Tommy-O And Midnight Louie. Just A Couple Of Wild And Crazy Guys Looking For Chicks. Please Bring Dipping Sauce.
Final score:
44points
#39
That's The Point Dad, Why Did You Spend £40 On A Cosy Cat Bed?
Final score:
44points
Paul C. (Submission author) 3 years ago
She wouldn't have a dating profile because she hates other cats. She chose to live with us when she was three and apparently had, had one kitten. The father was one brave boy! She's now sixteen and still gorgeous.
#40
Hi- I'm Honey! I'm Not On Here To Look For Boys, I'm Only Here To Make My Husband Jealous, Last Night A Girl Cat Called To Him In The Window And He Responded! The Nerve Of Some Cats.
Final score:
43points
#41
Lets Knock Things Off The Table Together.
Final score:
41points
#42
Do You Need Cuddles? I Is 20 Pounds Of Fluff Wif Lots Of Snuggles To Give. I Waitz By Computer For Your Emailz.
Final score:
41points
#43
A Gentleman Who Helps With The House Chores
Final score:
41points
#44
I'm Your Queen...
Final score:
40points
Rebecca Smith 3 years ago
No doubt she has more sense and compassion than Putin.
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#45
Look Into My Eyes, They Are Calling For You ❤️
Final score:
40points
#46
Distinguished Gentleman Looking For Classy Lady To Judge The World Together
Final score:
40points
#47
Call Me Mochi, Glad To Match You!
Final score:
38points
#49
Grüezi To The Guys
Final score:
37points
LongCoolWomanInABlackDress 3 years ago
How to say you're Swiss without saying you're Swiss :) herzigi Busle!
#50
Peg - Will Gift You As Many Garden Snakes As Possible. Is Tired Of His Little Brother's Bs. Uses His Free Time To Explore The Outdoors, Or Stare Into The Void.
Final score:
37points
#52
Ready To Be Worshiped
Final score:
37points
Marinasongs1432 3 years ago
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#54
My Sister's Beautiful Cat Jet Enjoying The Spring Blossoms.
Final score:
37points
#55
I Wake Up Like This 😘
Final score:
37points
#56
"I Don't Cuddle And I'm Cuter Than You. Also, Give Me Your Fishies."
Final score:
36points
Lisa H (Submission author) 3 years ago (edited)
He doesn't like other cats, I just wanted to show him off. Also, he enjoys long walks on a leash.
#57
A Big Guy Who's A Little Shy...
Final score:
36points
#59
Wana Lick My Toes
Final score:
33points
#60
Just Look At This Sexy Man
Final score:
33points
#61
Beautiful Lady Seeking Equally Beautiful Gentleman. Must Love Tuna And Indulge In Nightly Catnip.
Final score:
33points
#62
You Enjoy Cosy Days, Tucked In My Blanket? There Is Another Hole To Tuck Yourself In Beside Me For Watching Humans Doing What Humans Do
Final score:
33points
#63
Let's Vogue!
Final score:
33points
#64
I Am Annoying, Love Head Pats, Unable To Have Children, And Am A Very Friendly Beast. I’m A Girl And Love Chicken.
Final score:
33points
Marinasongs1432 (Submission author) 3 years ago
Just a bit of background info: she is a female cat, old, can purr really loud, and a tuxedo girl.
#65
Submission 1/2: A Very Good Girl, Like Hiding In Fireplaces And Eating Cantaloupe.
Final score:
32points
#66
Love Going Places, Even When I Shouldn't. Only Contact Me If You Can Put Up With Noise
Final score:
30points
#67
Hey I’m Charlie (This Is My Old Cat That We Don’t Have Anymore, I Don’t Have A Pic Of My New Cat..)
Final score:
29points
Wini Wimms 3 years ago
I can help you out with pics of my cats :D (Who has no photos of his cat? Isn't it good manners to stalk them and play paparazzi when you house a cat? ;))
#68
Get My Good Side
Final score:
29points
#69
Sleepy Boy, Looking For A Napping Buddy
Final score:
29points
#70
Wanna Pet Me?
Final score:
29points
#71
I Love Taking Pictures, I Ams The Most Handsomest Model. I Require 24-Hour Attention, Even At Two In The Morning.
Final score:
29points
#72
This Boy Loves The Thrill Of The Chase And Eating Out (And Butter)
Final score:
29points
#73
I'm Tiger, I'm Always Looking For A Good Snack... If You Can Open A Pouch Of Chicken Pudding We're A Match Made In Heaven 😻 Male By Birth, Female By Preference. Please Refer To Me As Princess Tiger Louise😻 ( Thank Goodness My Mommies See The Real Me And Allow Me To Be Who I Wanna Be!)
Final score:
29points
#74
I Am All Muscle❤️❤️
Final score:
29points
#75
Submission 2/2: An Absolute Queen, Does Not Tolerate Bullshit.
Final score:
28points
#76
You Might Be My Missing Part ♡ Let's Check How We Mesh Together
Final score:
28points
Marik (Submission author) 3 years ago
Btw - there's only one leg missing. He loves to sleep in weird positions. The other back-paw is peeking out behind his head ^.^°
#77
A Little Wild, A Little Bit Of A Party Girl, And Slightly Mean When You Meet Me, But Ultimately Looking For Someone To Sit In A Box With.
Final score:
28points
#78
Leia A Sweet Kitty Whom Loves To Party And Hunt.
Final score:
28points
#79
Up For A Little Catnip N Chill?
Final score:
28points
#80
Kind Of Dumb, A Little Needy (Will Complain If I'm Not Getting Enough Scritches), But 100% Loveable And Dorky. Would Love To Be Your Bestest Friend. ❤️
Final score:
28points
#81
I’m Twig! I’m Pretty Adventurous. Looking For Someone To Roam Around The Woods And Sleep In The Sun With.
Final score:
28points
#82
Meet Lilbit - The Amazing Half Cat, Half Monkey, Half Goat Kitty. Less Than 4 Lbs, But Rules With An Iron Paw And Will Loudly Bleat At Full Volume To Ensure She Gets Her Way.
Final score:
27points
#83
Sir Tippicus Toppicus Rompicus Maximus, But You May Call Me Tips. I Am A Maincoon (20lb Big Boi), Seeking A Partner To Join In On The Fine Art Of The Cat Loaf. I Enjoy Hiding In Tubes (All The Better To Scare My Sister), Snuggling Under Soft Blankets And Stinky Arm Pit Shirts, Belly Rubs, Drinking Water From A Large Syringe (I Had Bladder Crystals, No More, But Still Enjoy My Servants Ministrations), And Waking My Humans Up At 4am To Sit With Me While I Eat My Crackers. If You're Looking To Be My Dutchess Dm Me. Serious Inquiries Only!
Final score:
27points
#84
Vuzlin
Final score:
27points
#87
Bella Loves Kibble, Playing Games, Sunshine And Snuggly Cuddles And Kisses. She's A Sweetheart And A Little Love Bug.
Final score:
26points
#88
A Wild One, Grisina
Final score:
26points
#89
If You Don't Have Any Food To Share Move Along.
Final score:
26points
Brightheart (Submission author) 3 years ago (edited)
Her name is Moo :) she is a very chubby kitty. She is really mean to people that is not her family. (she clawed my friends face pretty good but don't worry it was just a scratch). She will wake you up at 1:30 AM and another time at 4:30 AM and will yell and scratch your hands until you get up to give her food. she goes crazy about food, her favorite toy is a bacon shaped plush. She is afraid or rabbits and squirrels. She hangs out with the neighbors cat but don't worry, they are just friends.
#91
Buster, 3, Tn USA, 10/17 Love Food, Will Scream Hello At 3am To Scare My Mommy, 10/20 Love Leaving Half Alive Mice For My Tiny Hooman Insueing Chaos In House Hold
Final score:
24points
#92
Bonjour Mademoiselle
Final score:
24points
#93
A Handsome Boy In A Very Smart Bow Tie
Final score:
24points
#94
I Only Have Eyes (And Eyebrows) For You, Dear
Final score:
23points
#95
Feisty Female Appropriate Named Fleebag. Likes Short Walks And Long Naps . I Am Self Employed (Vermin Control) And Have Own Country House With Tennents .
Final score:
23points
Shannon Blechynden (Submission author) 3 years ago
Thought I might add a bit . Got as a kitten (abandoned feral no more than a few days old .) Yes she sometimes sleeps with one eye open . Is about 10 years old now . Is quite a character.
#96
Down For Anything Hot Beach Body Can't Cook,steal Edibles 😂 Love The Ladies Purrrr💕💕
Final score:
22points
#97
Come And Sit Right Here, With Me
Final score:
22points
#98
Senior Metroman, I May Have No Balls But I Can Still Purr Up A Storm. Looking For A Cuddly Lady
Final score:
22points
#99
Hey There
Final score:
22points
#100
Hey Handsome, I'm Craufurd (11 F) Looking For A Man To Share My Cardboard Box. 😘
Final score:
22points
#101
Snookie. Around 9. Totally Doesn’t Go Nuts For Pets. Completely Normal Reactions. Like Seriously I Promise.
Final score:
21points
#102
Looking For Tom Of Her Dreams! Any Takers?
Final score:
21points
#103
Mom Says The Larping Must Stop! Need To Get Out More. I'm 3 Yo, Fun, Thoughtful, Role Play +
Final score:
21points
#104
Cutiw
Final score:
20points
#105
I’m Phoebe. I Like Snuggling In Fluffy Blankets And Singing The Songs Of My People At 2am.
Final score:
20points
#106
Smidge: I’m A Momma’s Girl, But For The Right Treat, I Can Be A Daddy’s Girl Too…
Final score:
20points
#107
I Like Piña Coladas And Getting Caught In The Rain.
Final score:
19points
#108
I Am Murphy And I Am The Best Cuddler!!
Final score:
19points
#109
Very Silly Profile Picture
Final score:
19points
#110
Hello, My Name Is Lucy, But You Can Call Me Lucylu Or Princess. I Am 18 Years Old, And Looking For Someone To Spend The End Of My Life With
Final score:
19points
#112
Wanna Petflix And Chill? I Know Where The Closest Catnip Bags Are ;]
![Wanna Petflix And Chill? I Know Where The Closest Catnip Bags Are ;]](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/IMG_20210927_141746284_MP-62b0110620258__700.jpg "Wanna Petflix And Chill? I Know Where The Closest Catnip Bags Are ;]")
Final score:
18points
Blep! Goes the Dynameowte 3 years ago
Cats are so good with giving you the "I've had enough of your c**p" look.
#113
Will Give You Glares If You Don’t Lick Me Loves To Steal Food And Hair Bands But Hates Outside
Final score:
18points
#114
Hendrix Cute And Cuddly
Final score:
18points
#115
Hi, I'm Java. I Love To Travel And Compete In Beauty Pagents, But I Also Enjoy Just Hanging Out On The Couch And Cuddling.
Final score:
18points
#117
Emmaline: Cute, Cuddly, & Kinda Crazy.
Final score:
16points
#118
I Will Scream At You Until You Pet Me
Final score:
16points
#119
Very Fierce Little Man. Will Sweep You Off Your Feet.
Final score:
16points
#120
20yo F. A Little Extra Floof. Likes Belly Rubs And Tuna. Hit Me Up.
Final score:
16points
#123
My Sweet Bobtail Boi Jelly Roll In Meowgaritaville
Final score:
15points
#125
Yeah I Know I Have High Cheek Bones 💞💞
Final score:
14points
Blep! Goes the Dynameowte 3 years ago
I always love it when there is a little patch of white on the chest of a solid colour kitty! My black cat had the same thing.
#126
All Of The Floof
Final score:
14points
#127
Shackleton - Italy
Final score:
14points
#129
Small Girl With Big Heart
Final score:
14points
#130
Hi My Name Is Nadja And I Love Whatever You Are Eating, Naps And World Domination. Swipe Right If You Know What’s Good For You.
Final score:
14points
#131
My Dog Is Very Sweet And Does Not Bark That Often
Final score:
13points
Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they) 3 years ago
Another very interesting looking cat! Does anyone know what breed it could be?
#132
Elvis, M, 9.
Final score:
13points
#136
My Name Is Loki, After A Hard Day At The Office, I Love To Relax In Front Of The Tellybox!
Final score:
13points
#137
*stares Wistfully Into The Distance* Also, Zero Probably Going In Between The Ears 😂
Final score:
13points
#139
I Have A Lot Of Cute Pictures Of Him But I Love This One!
Final score:
13points
#141
Paco: Pretty Boy But Very Stupid
Final score:
13points
#142
#feelingcute
Final score:
12points
#144
Along My Side You'll Always Be In The Spot Light, Like I Am.
Final score:
11points
#145
Waiting For You...
Final score:
11points
#147
He Thinks He Is The King Of The World
Final score:
11points
#148
I Am The Queen Of Your Castle. You May Feed Me, Look After Me And You Will Be Thankful Of The Opportunity.
Final score:
11points
#151
Is The Camera On?
Final score:
10points
#153
This Is Catio. My Cat That Lives On My Patio. She Adopted Me.
Final score:
10points
#156
Chunky Boi
Final score:
9points
#158
Apollo Is Single And Ready To Mingle. He Like Fancy Fish Dinners And Long Walks Off The Leash.
Final score:
9points
#159
Single Dude Ready To Mingle… And No Need To Worry About Birth Control, Ladies, I’ve Had “The Snip”!
Final score:
9points
#160
Handsome Man
Final score:
8points
#161
A Dapper Gentleman Who Enjoys Snuggles And Headbutts. My Biscuits Are Waiting For You!
Final score:
8points
#162
Handsome Neutered Male Seeking Pets
Final score:
8points
#163
Young Fashionista Who Loves To Cuddle. I'm Not Beautiful But I Am Adorable 😍
Final score:
8points
#164
I'm Coraline. I Love Butt-Scritches (Only 3x Or I Nip). I Adore Food (Internal Clock Revolves Around Daylight Which Sucks Alaskan Time). I'm Awesome At Fly Hunting. Cuddle On My Own Terms. Zoomies @3am Sharp. You Pay For Dinner, 3x A Day, Now. I Merp, Not Meow.
Final score:
8points
#165
She’s Such A Model!
Final score:
8points
#166
My Name Is Chunks Because I'm Chunky. I Love Sleeping And Beating Up The Dog And My Brother.
Final score:
8points
#167
Active Couple Looking For Others
Final score:
8points
#168
I'll Love You To Death
Final score:
8points
#169
Sultry, Smouldering Good Looks. Date Us If You Dare
Final score:
7points
#170
This Is Wink. He Is A Left Leaning Gentleman, Because He Can Not See What Is To The Right. Wink Is A Very Good Boy, Indeed.
Final score:
7points
#172
50 Shades Of Stray
Final score:
7points
#173
Nanes
Final score:
7points
#175
I Am Sir Flexington , Want To Smell Some Flowers With Me?
Final score:
7points
#176
Dreaming Of Our First Date
Final score:
6points
#177
Go Away, But Leave The Food- Shawnda Belle Flowers
Final score:
6points
#178
How About This Handsome Fella
Final score:
6points
#179
Name Is Boy, Catboy. I’m Everything You Didn’t Know You Needed, And Then Some.
Final score:
6points
#180
Ready...
Final score:
6points
#182
Are You Unemployed? Cause I've Got A Position For Permanent Cuddle Buddy Open In My Heart.
Final score:
6points
#183
Look At My Long And Sexy Leg
Final score:
6points
#184
If You Were A Chicken, You’d Be Impeccable.
Final score:
6points
#185
My Cat Has Two Personalities
Final score:
6points
#187
Name: Shinji, Interests: Noms, Birdwatching, And Chewing On Fingertips. We’ll Hit It Off If You Share Your Food With Me.
Final score:
6points
#188
Professionnal Shoe Minder. Large And Wide Size Inquiries Only.
Final score:
6points
Charles Chamiux (Submission author) 3 years ago (edited)
You're not gonna wear shoes. I want your feet bare, the way you were born.
#189
I Am Playful, Handsome, And I Will Rock Your World!
Final score:
5points
#190
Jack - Not Fat, Just Fluffy
Final score:
5points
#191
Hans Gruber - Needs A Friend To Pose In Pictures With Him. [and Run Around Crazily At 4am]
![Hans Gruber - Needs A Friend To Pose In Pictures With Him. [and Run Around Crazily At 4am]](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/majestic_hans_gruber_by_mudwingsmatter_df6nwrt-62b53d0217058__700.jpg "Hans Gruber - Needs A Friend To Pose In Pictures With Him. [and Run Around Crazily At 4am]")
Final score:
5points
#192
Looking For A Cat That Can Live With The Fact I Hide In Laundry Baskets And Only Eat The Expensive Treats. Being A Material Girl's Partner Is Not A Small Task! 💅👁👄👁💅
Final score:
5points
#193
Yes They’re Real , And They’re Sharp , But I’m A Lover Not A Fighter
Final score:
5points
#194
We Come Together, We Can Hold Your Hand Too
Final score:
5points
#195
7 Yo F Looking For A Tom To Spend Sunny Days Napping And Nibbling On My Humans Plants With Me
Final score:
5points
#196
Better Angle? Felt Cute Might Delete But As Always (Sup?) Love Lenny
Final score:
5points
#197
Jack - Not Fat, Just Fluffy
Final score:
4points
#199
*meep*
Final score:
4points
#200
I Is A Collige Student, And I Is A Football Player (I Play Fullback When You Skritch The Right Spot). I Has Loverly Singing Voice (Catch Me At 3 Am!). Lookin For A Lil Pu...erm...kitten To Make Bootiful Mewsic Wif, As I Is Tired Of Singing Solo.
Final score:
4points
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Leo Domitrix 3 years ago
Couldn't get my cat's pic to upload but she'd be seeking someone to make her queen of all she surveys. Like she isn't already, LOL.
Leo Domitrix 3 years ago
Couldn't get my cat's pic to upload but she'd be seeking someone to make her queen of all she surveys. Like she isn't already, LOL.
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