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#1
Warning; fire hazard, prone to almost dying repeatedly and then walking away with like a tiny scratch (why does this happen this damn much), if you ask him about his books he will never shut up
Final score:
9points
crowspectre (he/they) (Submission author) 2 years ago
Yes and this is the one thing (read; one of like 4 things) that isn't my own writing that I can talk about for hours. I won't bore you but the tldr is that Apollo is my spirit animal and those books did my favourite diety (dionysus) dirty
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#2
Warning: Do not mention Heartstopper or she will talk to you for an hour, then repeatedly ask you who is your favorite character until you say Nick Nelson
Final score:
9points
crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
Hey who's your favourite character in heartstopper? Just curious
Rei (Submission author) 2 years ago
Hmmm.....that's a hard one... I'd have to go with Nick Nelson.
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Warning: Speaks fast and has an obsession with odd things. Also do not mention things about books because I will start ranting.
Final score:
7points
Mickysixxx 2 years ago
Does having multiple books on the same subject count lol I have so look many books on colonial history and accounts from first contacts
Mickysixxx 2 years ago
Being an Australian I tend to speak fast and leave half the word out lol
#4
I will talk your ear off if you mention a topic I find interesting or enjoy and I feel comfortable around you. Beware.
Final score:
7points
crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
Me tbh. Whenever someone mentions my books I just can't stop talking
Mickysixxx 2 years ago (edited)
I once had a young fella in my class I taught. He spoke to me non stop for 2 years about Skyrim and I swear he never repeated himself. Great kid
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago (edited)
if anyone mentions tables i will laugh obnoxiously and you will ask me why and i will talk about system of a down for 8 hours
DP 2(DP) (Submission author) 2 years ago
Tables? As in like a wooden table? Like the tables at a resturant? A dinner table? Those tables? Or like time tables? Or like math tables? What tables r we talking about?
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#5
In public~I am quiet and probably angry at life and everything in it. Then when you're alone with me (As FRIENDS ofc) I'll probably turn into a little monster who sings and dances around joyfully and loves life. Just your average little two-sided weirdo ^^
Final score:
6points
crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
Haha I'm the opposite. I codeswitch a lot and when I'm around people I don't know or online I kind of show off, flaunt confidence, etc, when I'm alone or with people who I feel safe around I just become a horrid little f**k
DP 2(DP) 2 years ago
I’m different in irl and on here. You guys get my “better” side I guess you could say? Idk.
A random nerd <3 2 years ago
OMG SAME, I'm SUPER DUPER extroverted online and an introvert offline!
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Warning: Prone to bouts of boredom, attention drifting, and not giving a f*ck.
Final score:
6points
#7
I will go from being the happiest person alive to super depressed in two seconds. Don't be alarmed.
Final score:
6points
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
same. and my parents are like "but you were fine three secs ago" and im like "well iM NOT NOW, MOTHER" plus i never have enough time to resolve my emotions cause they change too quickly
crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
That sucks. I have a similar problem except I can't really feel sadness right (hello trauma) so I just go from super happy and almost high to silent and dissociating.
#8
I have ADHD and you will have to repeat things sometimes because I am basically Dory.
Final score:
6points
Mickysixxx 2 years ago
100% also I'm usually thinking of something amazing I'm gonna tell you so I forgot to listen. I do want to hear though so please repeat
crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
Honestly same. I probably have auditory processing disorder so when I'm not actually seeing peoples moths move half the time I can't make out what they're saying, it's just noises that my brain can't form into words. People who know me end up having to repeat a ton of what they say to me
#9
Smiles to much Very sus :3🍩
Final score:
5points
crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
Me lol. I'm always smiling and when I smile it looks like I'm about to punch a child
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
i have two expressions: dead eyed zombie that probably smokes pot and wide eyed grinning madman who has a knife and probably smokes crack (jsyk i dont do either lmao)
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#10
Talking slowly and taking a bunch of pauses, I am trying to calm down and not rip your face off.
Final score:
5points
#11
Warning: Will eat ANYTHING (includes a highlighter, dogfood, handsanitizer, tinfoil, wax, candle, waxpaper, raw egg, paper, pencil, and many other dangerous materials). Highly dangerous, and will dropkick you if provoked too much.
Final score:
5points
crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
Same bro. Except for the last part that's edgy as f**k but yeah ill eat anything on a dare (I once ate a whole lemon, peel and all)
DP 2(DP) 2 years ago
Crow that sounds like a challenge. Will you eat the chair from one of the other BP posts? I gotta know what it tastes like..!
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Rowan_the_raging_raven 2 years ago
BRO SAME ONCE I ATE A PEICE OF STRING OFF A FENCE AND A GALLON OF PICKLES FOR 20 FOLLARS
crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago (edited)
But have you eaten a whole lemon with the peel for free just because
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My older brother used to chew the wheels off my toy cars when I was a kid. I used to have to hide them
#12
Couple: plant nerd, so don't get me started about plants (unless you like them too). Also, I'm pretty tolerant of most people. But if I turn and walk away, it means you've either pi$$ed me off, or you're too close.
Final score:
5points
Mickysixxx 2 years ago
I used to teach primary industries (horticulture/agriculture) in a school and worked in a wholesale nursery for 10yrs. I now work in a school teaching Cultural Education and teach kids about bush tuckers/medicines. During the holidays I work part time in a bonsai nursery. Plants Rule!!!!
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad (Submission author) 2 years ago
I've actually got a degree in horticulture!! 😁
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crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
Plantsss! I have a bromeliad that I've named Vino and he's a very handsome bromeliad
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad (Submission author) 2 years ago
I have a palm named Robert (Robert Palm[er], get it?) Tell Vino hello from me 😁
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I am a dangerous, dramatic alien lap cactus. Beware of alien lasers. Do not anger, or consequences shalt be severe. Have entire uncover alien hedgehog troop under control. Has hyperactive & grumpy alien pet turtles, screaming fur balls of evil overlords Donut and Snape, and the annual alien doggo racing 100 meter sprint champion Mint… for the 6th year in a row. Beware the evil toothpick holder.
Final score:
5points
#14
Too hot to handle, of course! 😝 /jk
Final score:
4points
#15
Warning: Will hit you as a sign of affection. Do not approach when the Adderall has not been taken.
Final score:
4points
Mickysixxx 2 years ago
My partner used to constantly tickle me (I hate being tickled) to the point I couldn't stretch without fear of a jab in the ribs or sit down next to her and relax without her grabbing my thighs. I ended up telling her it was a form of abuse and she stopped, we have been together for 9yrs strong. She has developed much better ways of showing her affection, I believe it was just nervous energy and lack of skills in showing affection (She had a pretty horrid childhood).
#16
Simply put: irritating, can cause acute irritation symptoms. A t-shirt with a text and a warning sign would be fun.
Final score:
4points
#17
Warning: Ask about Sims and you will be forever stood listening to me go on about storylines, family trees, six month-old saves, upcoming updates, expansion pack teasers, etc (My friends made that mistake, never again).
Final score:
4points
#18
Warning: will apologize until YOU feel sorry but not to make you feel bad, simply bc I want to make it right
Final score:
4points
#19
Warning: will easily become extremely depressed, doesn’t really eat much of anything, has very bad mental health.
Final score:
4points
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago (edited)
hugs :) it gets better :) i also dont eat much cause adhd makes me forget and my adhd meds make my appetite nonexistent. so yeah im always hangry and im skinnyfat cause i never do anything
#20
If you mention star wars, then grab a chair. You will be here a few hours.
Final score:
4points
#22
Warning: may randomly fall into a pit of despair
Final score:
3points
#23
wet floor sign (wink)
Final score:
3points
#24
WARNING: Introvert, won't make a sound until you talk about something i'm really interested in. (but will still be quiet until comfortable)
Final score:
3points
#25
Will make you mentally uncomfortable in ways you never knew you could get uncomfortable.
Final score:
3points
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
ooh i like to find new ways to suffer lets be friends (wish i was kidding, jokes aside i bet you're cool)
#26
…Before I say this, I once got in a small bit of trouble for a misunderstanding on my friends part. Anyway, it’d probably be that I make self detrimental jokes, and my one time friend noticed one and told my mum, and she wasn’t concerned (knowing her own humor) and it was explained, and was kinda forgotten for the most part. That or I am a pure chaotic being which can go from being nice to you, to attempting to steal your dog.
Final score:
3points
GreythatEnby (Submission author) 2 years ago
You mean he’s my pup and I love him lots.
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If you hate classical music or ESPECIALLY if you think it’s boring, don’t tell me, I will be horrified, then mortally offended, then very very angry. If you’re not a classical musician or have no interest in classical music, DO NOT mention it or I will start spouting way too much info at you that you didn’t need to know. But if you are a classical musician, PLEASE come find me if I don’t seek you out first so we can spout random info and listen to/play awesome music together.
Final score:
3points
Deutschland Mädchen 2 years ago
yoooo who's your favorite composer? do you play any instruments? what's your favorite key- mine is Eb major but also E minor because the first one fits best under my fingers on piano and the second is hauntingly beautiful
Katie the Koala (Submission author) 2 years ago
WAIT I JUST READ YOUR BIO YOU LIKE TWOSET???? Immediate follow lol, I love to read too and I wanna be friends too!
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Wondering Alice 2 years ago
Lots of people I try to talk to about classical music sneer if I mention my favourite symphony. Those who know little about classical music think having a favourite, is wierd elitist bs. Those who know, think my taste is too easy. But I absolutely love Davorack's new world symphony (unsure of spelling) especially if I can go to hear live - I ever have favourite Conductor, who I adore. I've loved it for over 30 years. I'm not much of a musician, but I learned classical guitar, when playing, my favourite key is C. I'm also partial to F sharp.
Katie the Koala (Submission author) 2 years ago
So cool! I love Dvorak too. Who’s your favorite conductor?
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Do not say the words movie, script, or writing, or even breathe near me, or else I'll launch into my 6-hour interpretive dance/opera/TED talk about how much Quentin Tarantino means to me, and I'll probably cry and try to show you my writing. (Spoiler alert: it's not good.)
Final score:
3points
adam yauch (Submission author) 2 years ago
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Abridged version. Okay. I first discovered the deity in a really great 2000s show- Alias- with Jen Garner and Michael Vartan, have you heard of it? Anyways, there's this 2-part episode he stars in and I said "hmm I've heard the name but who IS he?" That led me to many many nights staying up and researching and finding his movies and making it my mission to enjoy each and every one of them (I'm almost there). It's fantastic how he's not, uh, a sell-out? Is that the right word? He doesn't make a whole bunch of malarkey films, instead, he focuses on quality, not quantity. And dark humor. And he's only 59, so he'll be around for a while longer, and I really hope one day I run into him and we get to talk shop for a while. I'm just so inspired by pretty much everything he's done for the film industry. Luckily this is the abridged version so you don't get to read my scripts but we'll see! Did I forget anything? ...Oh, right. *cries*
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Ear Protection must be worn
Final score:
3points
#30
Warning: Like a pufferfish. Sweet and happy but do not touch, scare, or threaten.
Final score:
3points
#31
Warning: You are about to step into the Twilight Zone, & I don’t mean vampires.
Final score:
2points
#32
TRIGGER Not sure what that means? Stick around a little while, I'm bound to say something that'll set you off.
Final score:
2points
#34
warning: either weird, quiet, and boring, OR weird, loud, and annoying. if the latter: for those who have pissed me off, ear protection may be required as this person will blast weird music at you until you beg for mercy
Final score:
2points
#35
Warning: may spontaneously shut down, have a panic attack, start talking about edible garden weeds (no, not marijuana, like creeping Charlie), shriek for no reason, or disappear only to magically reappear once you break out the cheese.
Final score:
2points
#36
Warning: Will get waaaaaay to invested into the story of a movie and get upset for fictional characters (I don't cry I just stuff in my eyes)
Final score:
1point
#37
Warning: I will start talking about cars so excessively that it gets boring, I have a sharp tongue, I will always be on time, I’m very honest(I suck at faking it or lying), I may not care about your feelings, I have a short temper sometimes and that I am passionate about things and that I can be aggressive.
Final score:
1point
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