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When it comes to food, it seems like pretty much everyone has a strong opinion. It’s difficult not to be picky about what goes in your mouth and stomach. And when it comes to other countries' cuisines and the quality of ingredients, you’ll find that many folks are incredibly vocal about their likes and dislikes. Mainly the latter.

Redditor u/ergoegthatis asked non-Americans to share what American foods, in their opinion, are the ‘nastiest.’ We’ve collected some of their posts to show you the range of opinions others have about US food. Scroll down and be sure to voice your own thoughts in the comments, Pandas. What American food do you love the most? What do you absolutely hate? There are a lot of options to choose from.

Oh, and just to be completely open and honest with you, Pandas: we absolutely looove having a cheeky American meal… from time to time. Pretty much every country has its culinary stars and kitchen disasters—and a lot depends on personal taste and the lifestyle you enjoy leading. So take everyone’s opinion with a grain of salt. Usually, the issue isn’t with the food item or dish itself, so much as the low quality of the ingredients, the portion size, and whether you gobble everything up or eat slowly. Enjoying. Every. Single. Bite.

Bored Panda reached out to redditor u/ergoegthatis, and we had a friendly chat about the wide range of American food, what dishes they did and didn't enjoy at home and abroad, and why they definitely recommend traveling and broadening one's horizons.

"I was traveling outside the US and tried the cheeses there and they were a world of difference from the cheese-like substitutes we have in the US, which look and taste disgusting now compared to authentic cheeses. I look at them and think, 'Am I the only one grossed out by these fake cheeses?' A few days later, I came across an old news story about a famous donut company that turned its signature glazed donut into a drink, which also sounds nasty and not just because of how horribly unhealthy it is," they explained what drove them to create the thread in the first place. (We have to agree, cheese elsewhere is far better!)

Remember: everything in moderation; even food critiques!

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans That bright orange plastic that you call "cheese".

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am American and that stuff is only good for grilled cheese sandwiches.

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In redditor u/ergoegthatis' experience, American cuisine is "radically different" from what they've seen around the world.

"The emphasis in American food is on taste and speed. This doesn't mean all of American food is like this," they pointed out.

"The US is huge with a lot of different foods such as jambalaya, chili, gumbo, Kentucky burgoo, shrimp and grits, Brunswick stew, and many other dishes with history. But there is definitely a characteristic that has been influencing a lot of American food which is speed and taste," the author of the thread shared with us.

"This also affected how we eat: quickly, in massive portions. In other countries I traveled to, I noticed many eat slowly and enjoy the food while making conversation. They also have much healthier food, more plant ingredients, and less sugar/flour/additives."

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans Those Midwestern "fruit salads" where half of the ingredients is marshmallow fluff or mini marshmallows, Jello, whipped cream... I have a high tolerance for American food, but I cannot handle these, or even comprehend why and how they exist.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm with you on that. I don't see it around much these days so hopefully people got the hint it's gross and that we shouldn't abuse fruit like that

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However, it's not like everything is automatically delicious abroad. "Dishes I didn't like abroad were some super pungent cheeses in Europe, sheep tripe in the Middle East, and excessive use of coconut in Asian countries," they opened up to Bored Panda. "I'm used to this being part of desserts but there it's added to even savory dishes."

The redditor has a lot of favorite American dishes, too, and it's going to be very relatable to most of you Pandas. "My mom's cooking of course! Nothing greater in the whole world. Brown rice and seasoned chicken/lamb is her specialty. Other American dishes I love are Philly cheesesteak (with real cheese only), grits with butter, and Texas barbecue." There's absolutely nothing like a homemade meal, prepared with love.

"I'd like to add some advice to everyone, especially Americans: travel! Get a passport and travel. There's a whole world out there of culture, art, history, relaxation, and of course, food. The US is large and diverse but that is not enough. If you don't travel to many other countries, you have not lived," the OP urged.

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans Those cakes that have large amounts of fondant on them. The time and talent it would take to make one of these cakes is unreal but fondant is just nasty tasting in my opinion. That was not meant to offend anyone.

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans The prevalence of high fructose corn syrup in EVERYTHING. Unfortunately, being in Canada, it's bleeding over the border as a lot of products here are manufactured in the USA.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate this soooooo much. Fortunately, they're putting out more products without high fructose corn syrup. I really wish we'd stop putting that cráp in everything

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans American bread. I'm sure you can get good bread somewhere in the US, but the generally available, sugary, long-shelf-life bread is so appalling.
Now, of course, your export of fast-food restaurants has nothing to do with haute cuisine, but any burger would be so much better if at least you used acceptable bread.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard they tried to sell it abroad, but it was illegal to call it bread bc of the sugar content.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Denmark has banned American bread from being sold as bread. It has to be sold as cake as it has such a high sugar content.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought that was the bread at SubWay sandwiches. Not surprised if it's all the "white American bread" though.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lived in the US for some time. I bought "bread" and forgot about it. Found it 6 months later, still lookin' fresh. Learned my lesson and never bought "bread" again, I am not eating something that even mold wouldn't touch!

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Barbara Cochrane
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which bread are they talking about? We have multiple kinds...rye, wheat, Italian, white bread, dark rye, etc,

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Alex S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The white bread in a bag you get from the supermarket. It's incredibly, incredibly sweet,, like cake. The same cheap white bread in Australia isn't sweet at all.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Buy real bread in a bakery and not from a plastic bag on a store shelf. Real bakeries sell baguettes and other delicious breads. Stay away from ALL prepackaged baked goods.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always roll my eyes at these posts. Does this kind of bread exist in America? Yes. Does every American eat it? No. It is so easy to find well made, delicious bread in any major city. Maybe smaller cities it can be harder. But big cities sell legitimate bread in every grocery store. And the nicer grocery stores have proper bakery breads like sourdough or rye etc with high quality ingredients.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s just one type of bread available. It’s not hard to find others

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can get great bread in the US, but you have to pay up for it.

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Justin Rogers
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

$7 for a loaf of Dave's killer bread or $13 for an artisan bread or $4 for "cheap" 2cups of sugar bread that will last 3 weeks. Minimum wage for a loaf of bread is ridiculous

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What bread are you talking about? We have all kinds of bread not just sliced white bread in plastic. You can buy good bread even in grocery stores and Costco. The non white bread varieties are generally good like whole wheat, whole grain, 7 grains, bread with seeds, oat bread, etc.

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Mark Fuller
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Recently on holiday in Florida and was astonished that I couldn't find "normal" bread in Publix or Walmart - all just these bizarre, synthetic sweet loaves. Not at all pleasant for making sandwiches.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sadly, this is starting to creep into the UK in the form of too many cooks in pubs and other outlets, thinking that serving a burger in a Brioche bun is acceptable - it is NOT !!!

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Joey Marlin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree. Found it quite difficult to get plain burger buns when BBQing this summer, and not flipping brioche buns. I don't dislike brioche but I don't want to stick a burger in one.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My late wife was from Scotland and hated American bread because it was too sweet. Finally found a recipe for our bread machine for British bread and it was the only one she would eat.

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Catherine Walsh
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Massed produced white “bread” is just one of many bread types available in the US. Why is the worst type somehow the American bread? There are great breads that are sold everywhere.

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Vae
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never... ever get white bread. The wheat bread, rye, sprouted grain bread is all delicious.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love vienna bread made at the Union Bakery just a few blocks from here. Had it since I could eat solids.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

American here, and nobody that I know eats the c**p plain white bread. Nobody. Unfortunately, those that do tend to purchase it are the ones buying it because it is so cheap and they can feed their kids longer with a 99 cent loaf of white bread then with a smaller more expensive $4+ loaf of wheat, whole grain, rye etc.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

‘American bread’? This one doesn’t make sense. We have practically every kind of bread you can imagine. Rye, it’s sourdough, French, you name it.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Call me a freak but I like butter on my bread. Therefore my bread has to be sturdy like a whole grain bread. Fortunately I live in Germany. P.S. I also have a Sandwich maker and sometimes I just love this 'American' bread with ham, salami, cheese and flavours. Delish! P.P.S. OK, I confess - it's also almost forbidden good with Nutella. Shout out to Italy for inventing it! You sneaky bastards! ;)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good luck trying to find a pre-cut bread for burger, hotdog etc. that doesn't feel like eating dessert.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Subway bread is legally classed as a cake in Ireland because of its sugar content. There should be no sugar in bread. Not a single grain. Ever. Why?!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to be a wonder bread kid…. Now I’m a grown up and use Sara Lee Honey wheat bread. True has more sugar than it needs to be. But the sugar industry has leached sugar in all food products for over 60 years. Now most of us have a sugar addiction. The food industry is making bank off of our unhealthy eating habits. And the FDA doesn’t regulate it like it should. Now you know why were overweight.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Japan, this is pretty much all they have. In America, at least, I could buy wheat, rye, sourdough and other kinds of bread. In Japan, it's just white bread.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are bakeries that make decent bread, you just have to make a concerted effort to get it.

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Miah Lee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband hadn’t had homemade bread until we got together, now, I get requests from him for it all the time. And I’m okay with it.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is good bread here, but it's significantly more expensive. (No surprise there) Lots of parents use the cheap stuff. I don't think I had good bread until I was in my 20s.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Ireland, bread like this would literally be classified as cake due to the high amount of sugar in the bread.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My local Walmart has lots of fresh baked bread. You have to eat it within a few days, or it goes bad

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooh wonder bread. Ate this for the first half of my life then my parents started buying better bread. I find myself craving a pb & j with this bread sometimes though

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have made our own for a very long time. Really worth the effort.

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Meh
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my family and I visited from the uk in 2016 the thing we noticed most was the bread

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah Wonder Bread - the bread of my youth. Put peanut butter on one side, and marshmallow fluff (creme) on the other to make a fluffernutter. Yummmm!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people say 🍞 is bread but it's not all the same. Especially the one that gets crusty after being out of the bag for 30 seconds and the crust literally starts falling off.😒

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The bread is fine if it’s got a good meat cheese and lettuce

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course, our export of fast-food restaurants has nothing to do with haute cuisine, but most young people around the world seem to prefer it to home cooking. And damned near every grocery store in Europe has a whole shelf of 'toast', from the cheap stuff to 'Bio'..

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mass grocery stores are not usually where you buy quality bread. House of Bread here locally is amazing. I make my own from time to time but it's super nice to have fantastic bread right down the street.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bread is ridiculously easy to make. Just a small investment of time and it's well worth it.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I miss the bread in Germany. So many different kinds...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I liked the bread when I was in America, but it gave me indigestion.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apropo bread, the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted is a European 'bagel'. For people that invented something, they no longer have any idea how to make them edible. A fresh bagel purchased in the US is probably the closest thing to the 'food of the gods'. That said, you may now withdraw all your ridiculous comments about American food.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually I find in the US there's a better selection than most any place I've been in the world, most places have their favorite bread and that's the only one available and that's the only one they eat

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Be honest, Pandas, are we the only ones craving artisanal cheeses with a side of junk food? It’s perfectly fine to have a cheat meal once in a while. But if your entire diet consists of sugary snacks, meals dripping with saturated fat, with no fiber to be seen anywhere, you’re probably wrecking your health.

Unfortunately, the cold hard truth is that the people living in the United States have pretty awful dietary habits. Far from everyone; but most. The CDC found that 73.6% of all American adults over the age of 20 were either overweight or obese. Meanwhile, 41.9% of adults are considered to be obese. Nobody deserves to be body-shamed. However, obesity shouldn’t be celebrated, considering the health risks it poses.

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Obesity leads to a far lower-quality life and increases one’s health risks. It can lead to serious health conditions such as high blood pressure, diabetes, heart disease, stroke, cancer, clinical depression, and others.

Though there are various other factors to consider when it comes to health and obesity (e.g. genetics, eating disorders), the general tendency is that Americans eat poorly, live more sedentary lives, and simply don’t exercise enough. However, this health crisis isn’t a purely American one. For example, the NHS reports that in the UK, two-thirds of adults are overweight or obese.

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans That Thanksgiving dish Americans love with marshmallows on top of sweet potatoes — it sounds and looks disgusting.

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans Some of the savoury Jello recipes from the 50s and 60s look grim.

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans the chocolate out there is FOUL

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

unfortunately true. I'm so glad I moved to Panamá and live on a chocolate farm. Totally serious; suck on cacao seeds all the time for a snack.

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In the US, the FDA has a reactive approach to food standards inspections. What this means is that food additives are allowed, unless they’re proven to be harmful. Meanwhile, in Europe, the exact opposite happens: regulations are stricter. Additives must be proven to be unharmful before they’re allowed to be used in food items.

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According to Politico, the FDA is pretty much a hot mess. “Food is not a high priority at the Food and Drug Administration. [...] Over the years, the food side of FDA has been so ignored and grown so dysfunctional that even former FDA commissioners readily acknowledged problems. There’s a long running joke among officials: The ‘F’ in FDA is silent,” writes Helena Bottemiller Evich.

Overall, this means that food grown and manufactured in the US is more likely to have growth hormones and chemical preservatives in them. This isn’t good news for someone who wants to lead a healthy and happy lifestyle! Compare the food that the US is known for with that from, say, Italy, Spain, or Japan. The cultural difference, when it comes to the culinary arts, is massive: quality local ingredients and smaller portion sizes (among other important factors!) result in a higher quality of life. And the life expectancy speaks for itself.

In the US, the average life expectancy is 74.5 years. Compare that to 81.6 years in Japan, 80.1 years in Italy, and 79.7 years in Spain. The difference is staggering. However much we might like that fake orange cheese, it really isn’t good for us.

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans I once had a pizza in America and it had ranch dressing on it. Ranch dressing doesn't really exist in Europe and it's this weird salty fatty mayo-like sauce and it certainly does not belong on a pizza. Or inside a human body for that matter.

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans Boiled peanuts. My wife loves them and every time we drove through South Carolina we had to stop and buy them. The stench was so bad I would have to roll the windows down. Those peanuts and Lindsey Graham are on my top two hate list for that state.

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans Chinese Canadian. I'm going to provoke a lot of proud Southerners with this. Sweet tea is sugar water with a hint of tea.

My first experience of sweet tea was at a Floridian McDonald's. I ordered iced tea and I got the question of "sweet or unsweet?" I'm dying of the heat and humidity (Canadians don't do well in hot weather) and I wanted slightly sweetened tea and I didn't know the history of sweet tea (sugar was expensive so people showed off by mixing diabetes inducing amounts of the stuff into their tea) so I was expecting anything but a sugar syrup in a cup.

I went back and bought a bottle of water. If a 12 year old with no easy access to sugar thinks it's too sweet to drink, it is.

Also, any mayo based salad! Ewww.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

McDonalds sweet tea is on a totally other level than Southern sweet tea.

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans I had a deep-fried Mars bar at a festival in America the first time I ever visited and I'm reasonably sure it's going to give a few of my ancestors diabetes

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an American, I am not totally familiar with what a Mars bar really is so I clicked through to Reddit to see the comments and learned the deep fried version is actually of Scottish origin, how about that!

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans Twinkies. Not food though lol.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Twinkies, along with cockroaches will survive a nuclear apocalypse 🙃

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans Twizzlers, I found some in a shop in London and decided to buy some, they were the nastiest things I'd ever tasted and for the price I paid for them, I'm disappointed

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Twizzlers taste like someone was vaguely thinking of cherries while putting plastic bags thru a noodle press

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans When they introduce me chicago pizza something in me died, that should not be called pizza is just a devil fat pie.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know the expression “There’s no such thing as bad sex or bad pizza” your pizza is like sex with a corpse made of sandpaper. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! THIS IS NOT PIZZA! THIS IS TOMATO SOUP IN A BREAD BOWL! THIS- IS AN ABOVE GROUND MARINARA SWIMMING POOL FOR RATS! Let me tell you something about your f**k!ng NOT PIZZA! I wanna know when I get drunk and pass out on my pizza that I’m not gonna drown. Let me tell you something! I look at this-! MMMARGH! YOU SONOFAB!TCH! I LOOK AT THIS! MEEEAUGH! GABBA-GOO! I look at this— When I look at your deep dish f**k!ng pizza I don’t know whether to eat it or throw a coin in it and make a wish. AND IF I MADE A WISH IT WOULD BE THAT I WISH FOR SOME REAAAL F**K!NG PIZZA!

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans Their dessert. I lived there for 3 years and the amount of sugar they dump into their desserts are mindblowing. Beautiful to look at but holy s**t were they sweet as hell.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And that's the reason I learned how to bake. Everything you buy here is too freaking sweet and I can't handle it; sometimes it makes me gag when I try a dessert

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans Poptarts or whatever they’re called. And twinkies.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those pictured must be some off brand ones cuz those are weak lookin poptarts lol

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans The felt obsession with anything deep-fried is unnerving to me. There's a good few things that are excellent deep-fried, don't get me wrong, but putting literally anything in batter and frying it seems... self-destructive at best.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sometimes I think it's just curiosity! Like I see something I love that's deep fried... I wonder what it'll taste like ngl. Especially at fun events like festivals. It's not like we're eating it all the time

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I tried a big-name American chocolate brand once but couldn’t eat it due to the vomit smell and taste.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At this end of the galaxy-scale: Belgian chocolate. At the other end: American chocolate.

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans I find biscuits and gravy to be absolutely disgusting. But I'd like to counter-balance that by adding how crazy delicious corn bread is and why on earth hasn't it become a staple here in Europe? It's SO yummy!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love fresh homemade biscuits and gravy. I do find that in restaurants the gravy is usually too salty, has too much flour or is a congealed glop so I'll only have it if I make it. Also, cornbread with a little maple butter is heavenly

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans I hate scrapple. There's a reason the word 'crap' is in the middle of it.

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans Pig feet.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it’s good that someone is eating them, rather than have them discarded. I’m also glad that I’m not the one who has to eat them.

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American here, absolutely DESPISE pre-packaged frosting. It’s either as hard as a rock or a liquid. Don’t know what they put in that stuff but it’s just awful.

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Laura Jackson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son and I may be considered weird here but we're ok with it. We both despise frosting/icing. Nope, not gonna eat it on cake, not gonna like the frosting knife or stick our finger in the bowl to taste. It's mostly lard/shortening and a touch of flavor with food coloring. Fondant? Oh, hell no. We will scrape a cake until it crumbles to get it off so we can eat it. If I make cake or cupcakes at home I leave about half unfrosted for us to enjoy. We do actually like the frosting made with whipped cream (real, not the Cool Whip c**p in a bowl) but we eat it in a thin layer. I also will sometimes bake cakes with chocolate or caramel chips, different fruits, or even pudding in the mix if we want a little more flavor at times. To each their own, I suppose!😉

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Ghirardelli, Guittard, Dove, Scharffen Berger, and hundreds of smaller companies are fine. Pretty much just avoid anything you would find near the register at a grocery store

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dove chocolate - 10/10. Their dark chocolate is perfect if you don't want something too sweet

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans Corn dog

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everything is a carrot if you're brave enough (said some random person on BP)

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