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Believe it or not, there is still a safe place on the Internet. A place where people aren't at each other's throats all the time, trying to prove they're the reason the world is going to hell. I know it sounds unreal, bear with me. I got proof.

His name is Gerald Stratford and he's from Oxfordshire, England. The 71-year-old gardener is tweeting photos of his produce under lockdown and was even dubbed the Vegetable King. Stratford first gained praise online after showing his potatoes and has accumulated over 150,000 since. It's mostly pictures of him smiling while holding the vegetables he's grown but that's what's great about his account. No sensitive content, no toxic comments. Just positivity.

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Steve Barnett
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Edible, yes. Perfect? doen't matter.

Raine Soo
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I prefer the twisted carrots. They have character.

Steve Barnett
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hi Raine. Exactly. And, at the end of the day, they'll be part of a lovely meal anyway, regardless of what shape or form.

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Lucas
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah - I've managed to achieve carrots that look like the ones on the left. I know what I did wrong now though!

Marilyn Slater
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How on earth did you plait the carrots?!

Coat Guy
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look at how happy he is! Wholesome!

"Basically I'm a fanatical vegetable grower, I love growing veg," Stratford told the PA news agency.

The Vegetable King lives in the tiny village of Milton-under-Wychwood and started a Twitter account back in February 2019 in order to discuss gardening with some friends.

But he went viral for his early rocket potatoes and is now getting used to life as an online celebrity.

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    When it happened, Gerald's phone was going berserk and he wasn't even sure what was going on, so he phoned up his son-in-law and got the explanation. It's gradually got bigger and bigger and bigger, people seem to like what I’m doing!"

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    Stratford told said he now spends around an hour per day answering people's gardening questions on Twitter.

    However, he continues to share photos of his vegetables, which range from potatoes and cauliflowers to carrots and courgettes.

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dahlias are beautiful and the vegetables look great.

    Night Owl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...and picked a dog while I was at it too"

    "I think a lot of it is the younger people, especially the American younger people, seem to like the old English man who's happy and growing veg," Stratford said, adding that he's aware of his nickname.

    "I'm happy, I don’t do sadness. We live in a sad world at the moment, and if I can make people happy by this Twitter thing then I will."

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    Teresa Groth
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are truly blessed with the crop God has given you I pray that your blessings will be filled with lasting and growing for years to come!

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    Amber Phillips
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yummy i love snacking on carrots and snacking on the as long as i can 🥕🥕🥕

    Philly Bob Squires
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a great thing you're doing! Much love and respects!

    Jacqui Dunn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just looking at the length of those root vegetables - and imagining how deep the viable soil he grows them in! Good, old-fashioned gardening evident.

    Elizabeth Butler
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those would require very deep, loose, fertile soil. Awesome.

    elfin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donating? Or fighting a duel to the death?

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    Amy Grant
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marmite with everything :D So British :P

    Steve Barnett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey there Amy! Marmite is brill! (But it is a love it/hate it kinda thing) Also, it's a by-product of the brewing industry: Waste not, want not. Yours, s.

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    Dorothy Cloud
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think that celery that big would be tough and stringy!

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    PhantomBuni
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always read the cheers as him saying something like: Gerald: Grew another cute plant! Crowd: *cheers*

    Lucas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK it's quite a common way of expressing good wishes on parting or ending a conversation.

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ham, potatoes and a nice cabbage! Now I'm hungry! :)

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    Jaded Queen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has got the whole old adorable grandpa routine down

    Ekate
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! Kale crisps is the way to go!

    okpkpkp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lacinato kale. I have some growing now. :)

    Jacqui Dunn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh heavens! A man who likes greens - and especially those dark, bitter ones that are so good for one's health! How wonderful.

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    Among Us
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude... What fertilizer does he use????? Tell us your secretsssss

    Jaded Queen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hagrid called he wants his pumpkin back, u know for Halloween

    Philly Bob Squires
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many pies would that make???

    Lisa Chambers
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah they get that big in Washington state too! Some are bigger due to the quality volcanic soil.

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    kira griffin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how he says cheers in so many posts, so wholesome.

    Among Us
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they supposed to be so big lol

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the smell of carrots fresh from the ground. And the taste, too (especially with a slight trace of the soil still clinging on). Too bad I can't eat more than one or two raw carrots (I'm slightly intolerant)

    Vaida Kuodytė
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad that supermarket carrots taste NOTHING like the fresh deal :(

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    PhantomBuni
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a cool photo, but where did his torso go

    Maureen Peters
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't make a choice; they both look delicious!

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cauliflowers are so pretty and perfect.

    Nadine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than the ones I see in store!

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    Jaded Queen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like his big ears and toothless grin.My grandpa had those. He was also a avid gardner. Always distributing veggies and fruits and flowers to kids and Neighbours. He had a awesome collection of rare breeds of flowers, veggies

    Philly Bob Squires
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE cauliflower! These are gorgeous!

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    Out of chocolate
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost my grandfathers a few years ago. Can I be adopted? I will help make the jam and can the tomatoes!

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    Valerie G.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing beats fresh potatoes right from the soil. God only knows how long the ones in the store have been around before you bring them home.

    elfin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they have a great deal more flavor just harvested than in the stores. I don't know why, but it is really obvious.

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    okpkpkp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's your secret, man, what's your secret?

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    Robin Childers
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eating healthy and staying active, they'll live to be 100+.

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    PangolinPal
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my, those green and purple beans! They are just beautiful, and nothing tastes better than fresh pole beans, steamed lightly with a little butter, salt and maybe mint. . .

    Marina
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like them with minced garlic

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    Boopie Dew
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody else wondering whats in his magic soil???

    Two silly pups
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet it's just the love and fun he puts into gardening. I envy him so much!

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    Valerie G.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwww, a greenhouse in a bucket.

    Anne
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a net to keep flies out (tiny flies - buggers can ruin your whole carrot harvest!)

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    Anne
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He said allotment- you can get those here too (it's basically a patch of veg gardens or flower gardens people can get allotted too if they want one.)

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    Dorothy Cloud
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Allotment garden. Does that mean that it's not in his yard but a communal garden?

    Maureen Peters
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great work! I wish you a successful year.

    okpkpkp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at that rich, loamy soil. Are you kidding me???

    Jacqui Dunn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's quite an area on its own....and two more to go? Wow. No wonder he can grow so much.

    Jennifer Crompton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is some gorgeous black dirt. Fantastic for growing veggies

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years ago, my yucca plant flowered for the first time. The scent is heavenly.

    Anne
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ants like it.. I would probably not put it so close to the house, but rather far away so you don't get them exploring the indoors

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    okpkpkp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how you grow such long, straight, carrots. I get it now.

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    Dorothy Cloud
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you get more than 1 or 2 potatoes from a potted plant?

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    M O'Connell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the most adorable cider press I have ever seen

    Maggie Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That press is so small. It would take 3 times as long to juice vegies which look soooo good.

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    Maureen Peters
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can make a nice pepper soup. Yummy!

    Valerie G.
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    If I was Liz, after a while I'd be really sick of canning produce.

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    lara
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no problem with rabbits, possums, birds, or various other wildlife chomping on the veggies, peaches, grapes, etc. They were here first.

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    lara
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the South mustard greens are cooked with fat back or chunks of bacon and served with corn bread, friend chicken, friend okra, corn on the cob and biscuits.

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    lara
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Around here we ask if we can clean out stable for the horse manure, pile it and "rotate" it, and it rots perfectly and the next year you have magnificent roses, veggies, and flowers.

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    Jungkook Hbdhgs
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandfather had with large garden. Every time he hard working with garden and feed animals in garden.

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