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The main purpose of a sign is to be helpful, but that doesn't mean is can't be fun too! We already showed you creative bathroom signs, and now, we've got something even better in store for you - zoo signs.

Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of hilarious and bizarre signs that were spotted at the zoo. Some of them are pretty obvious while others are completely random, yet almost all of them have some kind of story behind them! Keep on scrolling to see what we're talking about and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

(h/t: 22words)

#1

Funny Zoo Sign

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John L
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well,....we are primates, and we are social,.....most of the time. :D

Sajib Tanvir
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the best sign in the whole universe 😂

Skeledab
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, we are primates (at least in the theory of evolution)

Kjorn
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah! it's quite rare to see them without their phone

Flora Polvado
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After Hurricane Katrina, the New Orleans zoo asked the Army to guys to visit the animals, as they were missing the humans

ConfusedPanda
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best yet! We ARE the attractions :)

Hajime Sano
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It reminds me of the sign at the San Diego Zoo. It is on the fence separating it from a local school. The sign says "Primate Learning Center".

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    #2

    Funny Zoo Sign

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    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are walking catfish who might be responsible

    Daniel Sipes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These fish are so high they can crawl on land!!

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a simliar sign I saw that told people to stop throwing their cigarette butts on the ground because the cockroaches were getting cancer from smoking them.

    Frankie Carolyn White
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this sign in particular! It's a perfectly delightful sign, and makes the request in quite an amusing way.

    Rowena Aquino
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂it's hard to quit smoking

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    #3

    Funny Zoo Sign

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    Lu Karina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see animals that will scare your child!

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children are fearless sometimes. When my husband and I visited the zop in Seoul, we went to see the spiders. There was a creepy big one displayed and I heard a little girl: "Mom! This one is so cute! I want it as a pet!" Mom's response? "No."

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    Lemur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animals I think I will see, in order of direction: An aye-aye, a panda, a cat, a skunk.

    Melody Lanzatella
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is great! Why isnt there one that says, "Animals that throw poo at you."???

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    #4

    Funny Zoo Sign

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    porcupine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think zoos should adopt an "enter at your own risk" policy. If you (or your kid) are dumb enough to enter an enclosure, you deserve to be removed from the gene pool.

    Wingo Lamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It just happened at our local Zoo here in Naples, FL. A member of the custodial staff (subcontractor) decided he wanted to "pet the kitty". The kitty was a 250 lb. Malayan tiger that promptly latched on to his arm and of course, a cop shot and killed the tiger to get him to release the arm. The Drs. somehow saved the moron's arm, and the Zoo didn't press charges (I think the idiot should've gone to jail for causing the death of an endangered species.), so you think that would've been the end of it. But oh no...wait! There's more! The idiot turned around and sued the Zoo. Google it. The name of this particular Darwin Award nominee is River Rosenquist.

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    Jackie
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so sweetly, sincerely, worded ~ awesome ☆

    Frankie Carolyn White
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are always those people that have zero respect for the animals they are visiting ; they tease,taunt, frighten, anger, dangle over the enclosure fence, or throw things at the animals. Those people are the ones that need to see the signs, but they will simply ignore them and do as they please. And they're the very ones that bitterly complain just because someone complained and now THEY ARE being tossed out of the zoo! For the record, I hate zoos as they are presently formatted . I believe the proper way to view said animals is in their habitat. The humans are the ones that should be in a cage; and thus driven about to visit with the various animals at their places of residence.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Melbourne Zoo in Victoria tries to at least make animals comfortable. And is part of breeding and re stocking programs. The current greatest cause of extinctions is destruction of habitat. Donate to world wild life fund. or similar.

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    Sophie G
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd laugh so hard at this that I could fall in and put an animal at jeopardy *gasp*

    Ethan Dreemurr Hồ
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And the Black Plague will return!" Should have added that.

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    #5

    Funny Zoo Sign

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't fear the rebirth. i fear the process who come before

    Lemur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, if I believe that I will rebirth as a tiger, may I go near?

    Melody Lanzatella
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Kjorn said...kinda, I dont fear rebirth. I fear the flesh being torn from my bones!

    Robin Ellison
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'll not chance it not knowing if I will come back as a squid or a bonobo monkey.

    F Off
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably lost in translation

    moonsong23
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this in a place where most people believe in rebirth? (Also, for those who couldn't tell, I'm not criticizing the sign, just wondering).)

    Venomous Sloth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What concerns me is that there is a tiger shaped hole at the bottom...

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    #6

    Funny Zoo Sign

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    Jesus Wäre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well maybe you know...just...leave them in the wild unless you're making sure the species doesn't go extinct...you know..it's their home...

    Eulalie Grace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd LOVE to see animals in their natural ecosystems. But use the tiger as an example ... 93% of its natural range has been taken over by Man. Ain't no place for them to go :( All because of us.

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    F Off
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably not intentionally funny.

    Đen Nguyễn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this reminds me of an episode from Tom & Jerry

    #7

    Funny Zoo Sign

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    The Cube Cat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid's life would depend on what part of the child the tiger started with

    #8

    Funny Zoo Sign

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    Danny Root
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a beaver. Look at the tail. It's a groundhog.

    Mery Bon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just trying to get rid of it!

    Belinda Marie McLaughlin Knoblock
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a beaver...prairie dog. Taxidermy or photoshop involved maybe?

    Meara
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Desperate times call for desperate measures"

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    #9

    Funny Zoo Sign

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    Lemur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According how much bird poop I have, I think a half a hour. And there were three birds in the tree near me.

    Maureen Keeler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and they aren't trained to poop in unison. :/

    Cherie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was sitting with my neighbor in her yard and a robin pooped on my hair. She laughed so hard her chair fell backward. And she laid there and laughed harder.

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    #10

    Funny Zoo Sign

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you feed them 'enough protein' then there shouldn't be anything to worry about,......right? ;D

    Echo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know. Do you like a snack sometimes after dinner? Hehe

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    #11

    Funny Zoo Sign

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    Just a Purpler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh noo hahahahahah that's so bad but so funnyyy XD

    Pat Graham
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? You mean they're NOT labeling men "reptiles?" Thot we had some truth in advertising, for a moment there... ; )

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    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if all the man automatically follow the reptile sign while looking for the loo

    Amber Ice
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they follow the directions to see if they can spot some ladies ;)

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    TheReader19
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Lord are we dangerous before, during or after our monthly or menopause?

    Skeledab
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shouldn't be laughing but I am

    Sharon Vaughn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign for "Men" should be under the "Reptile."

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    #12

    Funny Zoo Sign

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    A. Jones
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people behind Happy Wheels also makes signs for zoos.

    Pepper
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "so you are probably wondering how your grandfather died, kids..."

    Ethan Dreemurr Hồ
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the great Prof X is no match for alligators!

    veronica vaudeville
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this in the San Diego Wild Animal park? Hahahaha

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    #13

    Funny Zoo Sign

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    Melody Lanzatella
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! Thats true! They spray c**p while spinning their tail! I guess the lady hippos are just wild about it!

    maggiemoonbeam
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hippos do that. Do Rhinos spin their tails, too?

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    Venomous Sloth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason, I don't think that fence could stop a rhino...

    maggiemoonbeam
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family and I got the rotary s**t-storm treatment from the HIPPO at the old Audubon Zoo in New Orleans when I was about four. (65 years ago) I can attest to the hazard w/hippos but didn't know Rhinos did it, too. But what MODERN ZOO allows visitors that close to a Rhino? I'm honestly shocked.

    Debra Starr Moon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So maybe make the fence 11 feet away??

    maggiemoonbeam
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe give it a decent habitat, which does not mean having humans on eye level with the animals...

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    Grace Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OKAY this happened to my mum when she was 3. she was in a pram with the buckle on and a hippo back it’s self up to a fence. Every one knew what was gonna happen so they all ran off even my mums mother just left her there so she could get away. My mum was covered. So my grandma came back over and spat on a tissue. Yeah my grand parents are slightly useless but we love them

    Cindy Kruth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! We were at a zoo once and this lion went up to the bars and sprayed a stream of p**s which wet two girls in front.

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    #14

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    stella
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So basically the oceans are just fish pee, shark tears and poop?

    Tigerlily Wolowitz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans are the only animals that can produce tears... Imaginary shark tears

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    maggiemoonbeam
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, W.C. Fields.(They should have given him credit, anyway, even though he didn't say "c**p." (Look it up!)

    Blue wolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! 😂 I like that they actually used the word "c**p"

    #15

    Funny Zoo Sign

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    Miri Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unless the person is Harry, i suggest to run!

    Andyouwonder Why
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love anyone who can make a Harry Potter Reference

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    Hi_Welcome_to_Chili's
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harry Potter scene comes right to my mind...

    Skeledab
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harry Potter comes to mind

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wouldn't break, it would magically disappear and you would fall in but then it would reappear and you would be trapped!

    Lynn Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like in Harry Potter!

    moonsong23
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been better if it had a Harry Potter reference, but still pretty good!

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    #16

    Funny Zoo Sign

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    GlassOfWater
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Important note: DO NOT try to feed a wild kangaroo. They break bones.

    Blue wolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The standing on your head one 😂

    Melody Lanzatella
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is GREAT! Especially the bit about the wallaby.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign is the pinnacle of sass, and I love it

    Come With Me
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure that there must be a true story behind that sign

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    #17

    Funny Zoo Sign

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    Jesus Wäre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a gorilla. *starts banging on glass*

    The Cube Cat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *starts making ape noises (think King Kong)*

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    Andrew Boey
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    8 years ago

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    Racism Exists EVERYFCUKINGWHERE!

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    #18

    Funny Zoo Sign

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    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd think they'd find little kids nice and soft and tender....You're right. It might make them fat.

    Anna Thouvenin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That zoo looks nice. Such a big space for big cats :)

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    Venomous Sloth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This brings to mind when my dad got hit by a frozen iguana falling from a tree (long story)

    Blue wolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaah! *gets crushed by deer meat* leopard: sorry! Can we have that back?

    JillVille Child Care
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do these leopards get their meals? From a neighbouring exhibit? So they just walk over and grab it? Doesn't that mean they can just walk out and grab you too? Hmm...

    bill nye
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not from a zoo. Obviously if leopards have access to trees over your head they will have access to you. This is from a hiking trail.

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    Jackie
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my days, that's mad! & hilarious! thanks ☆

    Ditto
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be more worried about beware of leapord.

    Cherie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, that image will be with me all day... 8-/

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow can you imagine the story to tell the Grand-Kids of the day a deer fell on your head. It's almost worth it

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    #20

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    Amanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darn that's the first thing I thought of

    Claire Bear
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the only reason I came here!

    Amanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. What am I supposed to do, PET it?!

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    Skeledab
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... what if one feeds YOU? *cough cough* Toriel *cough*

    Wingo Lamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I'm standing there with an armful of goat...

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    #21

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    Meowoui
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may get stuck in their throats

    moonsong23
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure I want to know the story behind this one... XD

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    #22

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    GlassOfWater
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caaarrrll. That kills people.

    tahlz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHO WOULD PUNCH A LLAMA

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would punch a llama???? Llamas are my sixth favorite animal!

    Miri Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would anyone do that???

    P.D-Sign
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because (most) humans are a******s ...

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    TheReader19
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is an interesting story

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's sad that they actually had to put up this sign because someone must have punched a llama and the llama must've been hurt

    Skeledab
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just imagining an all out fist fight between a that llama and someone

    19Leo Leider
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to punch the llama. Or else...THEY punch YOU.

    Pepper
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone needs anger management...

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    #24

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    Claudia Espindola
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very good sign, understandable in any language

    JANA LINGUIST34
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh my god..... i am throwing up :/

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    #25

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    Olivia W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's London Zoo? What part of the zoo is it because I've never seen it before

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    Samantha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are some violent monkeys.

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    #26

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    Izzy C
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sexually attracted to all types of tortoises so please move back, I'm here to feed them

    FAKENAME FAKENAME
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had no idea humans could be sexually attracted to turtles

    Blue wolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they are pretty fabulous

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    Cathy Binder
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know that that's not what they meant but...

    JillVille Child Care
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Florida, the signs also say do not Molest the alligators. It means "bother" but yes, it's very funny.

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    Flora Polvado
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 1987, in Tennessee, in the local newspaper police column, a man was arrested for molesting his wife's chickens.

    SSBRocks3
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I want to know the story behind this...

    Pepper
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dunno the tortoise is hotter...

    Sarah McManus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Molest?! There's definitely a horrible back story here....

    FAKENAME FAKENAME
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't give a duck!!! I want to duck a duck

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    #28

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    Blue wolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not very nice to comment on a ladies weight. She just has a good personality

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell missis bear she is fat in face. I dare you :D

    Greg Schaatt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this sign at a zoo or Walmart?

    Cherie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pertinent for everywhere...

    Brivid
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, they eat men little members.

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    The Cube Cat
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donald trump should be part of the left exhibit.

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then no one would go see the other animals. Perhaps he should get his own... a locked one

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    Pam Derck
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually what it says. 野 means wild, like a wild animal, and 驴 means a*s (donkey). Doesn't make the translation any less funny though. :P

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    jacluckycat
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, lighten up. It's just a playful sign and if it's a zoo or animal sanctuary, the sign helps you remember​ to mind your feet because it's a fact that everybody gotta poop somewhere

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    JillVille Child Care
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're in danger = urine danger... someone back me up here!

    Ethan Dreemurr Hồ
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tapirs: Did I just fart? Because I'm blowing you away.

    Diane DesAutels
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the warning I've seen in person. I was wondering if/when I'd come to it.

    JANA LINGUIST34
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow ..... would love to spray that far ;)

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    Blue wolf
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure they are LION about that rule *bud um ching*

    Jess Gore
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not the greatest idea, but it sure does sound fun.

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    Cathy Binder
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's so sad that they have to post this. parents should know better.

    Neurotic_Octopus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love their illustration! Simple yet elegant. :)

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    Dora Loo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this Chinese zoo is asking the visitors to be civilised by peeing into the urinal.

    Dina Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love chinese translations.... lol

    FAKENAME FAKENAME
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the best if I urinate into the pool!?!? Time to p**s!!!

    Joe Dad
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really bad English translation

    Cathy Binder
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you are better than urinating into the pool?

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    Kawaii Lemon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what they'll make...

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even know what to thinks here

    Blue wolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little girl: mommy? What is that animal doing with that one? Mom: let's walk the other way dear

    truK nelhE
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gazelle saw the white rhino's Tinder profile and they hooked up!

    Fire Bird
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, cross breeding at this zoo.

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    JillVille Child Care
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No give food! Monkey! It all depends on how you punctuate this, are they calling us monkeys? Hmm...

    Venezuela Tea
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In many languages the"no" goes before the actual sentence.

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    FAKENAME FAKENAME
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this sandvich?!? Kill them all?!? GOOD IDEA!!!

    Ethan Dreemurr Hồ
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you mean: "No giving food to monkey"?

    Eulalie Grace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like it say to GIVE food to Monkey

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    makenzie stephenson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The B ears sounds like and interesting animal. Unh ealthy must be a special type of medical condition lol.

    Emmanuel Martins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are euphemistic and humorous ways of passing vital warning.

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    Jooly V
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this funny? They are asking not to put children (even this big) on your shoulders. Makes sense.

    Aunt Messy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That whooshing sound was the point flying over your head.

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    Wingo Lamo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Party poopers! C'mon babe. We're leaving! This zoo sucks."

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is very specific... Impressive, now stop showing off!

    Andrew Boey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " cunnilingus at home, please!" reads the caption

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    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder who else is hiding under that "etc." ))

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    Crystllee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A very unfortunate name choice.

    Jacqui Rees
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the study of reptiles and amphibians is called herpetology , so it's actually a logical name for a group involved with herps.

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    Alex K
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where do you go to hangout with the derps?