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Astrology is easy to dismiss as quackery, I mean come on, how can celestial objects and some zodiac signs have the slightest influence on a person's destiny?
The concept was born over 2300 years ago when the ancient Babylonians came up with the idea that the gods lived among the stars, and were able to manipulate humans' personalities to suit their wishes and whimsies. So they divided the night sky into 12 separate pieces, which we now know as the zodiac ar horoscope signs, and which, according to some polls, almost a quarter of Americans still take seriously today. And that, of course, is an excellent fuel for some horoscope memes.
But why? Well, when you read something that validates your beliefs or needs, it can be tempting to legitimize it. For most of us, it's just a little fun that can bring some positivity and confidence in our lives. There are those, however, who take it way too seriously. These zodiac memes, collected by Bored Panda, are for those who should maybe take their heads out of the sky, and come back down to Earth with a laugh!
Scroll down below to check the funny horoscopes and the best memes considering it out for yourself, and don't forget to vote for your favorites!
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#1
Don't Blame The Zodiac Signs, Susan
Hans 7 years ago
Probably we merely need a better zodiac circle. "B***h, A*hole, Egoist, Narcist, ..."
David Viesta 7 years ago
As a Scorpio, I feel highly offended that my zodiac sign is often associated with bad behavior, impatience, anger or even violent tendencies, knowing that it is an absolutely false stereotype, and I’ll murder anyone who disagrees with this simple statement.
Hard 2 Guess 7 years ago
I am Scorpio and I do not deserve to be mascot of bad behavior. Clearly you cant blame one persons action on whole group. I will never forget this and when I get chance I will strike.
Gerald Kindred 4 years ago
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#2
None Of Them Do
r3dd3v1lL 7 years ago
Mine's the armed centaur, but English is not my first language and I don't know the word for it. Or care enough to google it.
Mysterious Panda 4 years ago
Sagittarius (I don't know why I know this either)
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#3
Planets Are To Blame
Just another bot 7 years ago (edited)
The zodiac doesn't really bother me, but can't stand that some people make money out of gullible people, blurting out random general sentences as 'predictions'. I need a real prophecy, noooow!!! :D
Ollis Bator 5 years ago
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Alex Haley 5 years ago
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#4
Always In A Hurry
FranSinclair 7 years ago
A Gemini is only in a hurry about half the time. The other half...totally different story ;)
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
I am a Gemini dragon, and strangely enough I don't usually eat breakfast...
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#5
Incredible Coincidence
Alex Haley 5 years ago
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#6
Accurate Horoscopes
Enuya 7 years ago
Wel, that is how it works. Writing a few generalizations is quite a simple task - people find statements matching them, so they believe it. "You can make difficult decisions, but sometimes you are hesitant. You love your family and friends, but sometimes you find it difficult to understand them." Blah blah blah. It suits, literally, everybody - and that is a point.
toreibjo 6 years ago
Put out the most general statements on the planet. In 12 sentences every week. Boom. There you are.
Ysabel Guerra 5 years ago
Sometimes I dont get horoscopes. It's like they're watching me and writing what they see. *looks out the window * nope. But how do they know??!! For example, a month ago, My boyfriend (scorpio) broke up with me . And you know what the horoscope said? "I sense you had a recent breakup with your cusp." Like what??! Scorpio is my cusp (bt dubs, I'm a libra) ! And a week ago the horoscope said " I now sense that you have feelings with your recent cusp's cusp, Sag" *looks out the window again* nope, going insane. Like whaaaaaaat!
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#7
A Clairvoyant Wrote It
Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
Perfect! I love how people find these old paintings and fit them so wonderfully into such epic scenarios!
r3dd3v1lL 7 years ago
Search for Classical Art memes on facebook. They have a lot of them.
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#8
Funny Zodiac Memes
David Viesta 7 years ago
For those who might wonder, this picture depicts the exact reaction former president Obama had when he went to the White House after Trump's election, also complemented by his short mental dialogue: 'Well, time to compliment my successor." *sees Trump* "You know what? F*** it, I'm out."
Sera the Dragon 5 years ago
Crystals are cool, though. They take thousands of years to grow into beautiful things, and I think that’s really awesome. Good things really do take time.
blue-stars 6 years ago
What’s wrong with collecting crystals? I think they’re pretty and I love all the varieties they come in!
Lime 7 years ago
He is, he just isn't interested in someone like that so he leaves.
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Something To Lean On To
#10
Not A Good Match
Pamela24 7 years ago
I've been told that by someone else actually. My boyfriend and I had been together for just a few months at that time and a girl that knew both of us for some reason had to tell me (she changed the subject just to do that) that she knows it's not gonna last because he's a Virgo and I'm Pisces. At the time the relationship wasn't in its best shape so it actually hurt... Four years later and we seem to be doing quite well. Like...I'm not saying we might never break up but it will be our own choice/fault/action not because of our birth date.
CHEF_EGG_RAT 3 years ago
actually earth signs and water signs go hand in hand.
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The Girl on Fire 7 years ago
Is that picture from a Romeo and Juliet play? I had to memorize lengthy portions of it for English.
Octavia Hansen 7 years ago
That's when I tell the person I'm psychic . . . I predict you'll be sleeping alone tonight, and more after that!
#11
Biased Astrology Posts
ADHORTATOR 7 years ago
Correct ---and they are best (I am one, so I know :-))
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Rachelle 7 years ago
NO ARIES? WHAT THE F**K? LIKE, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE F**K. STUPID F*****G F***S. (Note on the latter statement: Aries have anger issues)
Arie Likes Coffee.... 7 years ago
I'm an Aquarius and I'm not a good friend. I suck at friends. I'm antisocial.
Ishita Chaudhary 4 years ago
Lmao.. But once you socialise you can be great friends with them...I guess thats what is means..I am a Libra...Party Party Yeah..lol
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#12
How Did It Know!
WaffleFryLife 7 years ago
lol but it will still somehow manage to make enough sense to be true
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#13
Multiple Personalities
Mama Panda 7 years ago
omg imagine the confusion if both parents were gemini…..errr I mean all 3 parents or is it 4 parents or what happens if one of the gemini was an actual gemini? omg I am so confused now....
2025cnutter student 5 years ago
I twould have been two of your dad was anAqua, they don't have personalities
Sera the Dragon 5 years ago (edited)
As an Aqua, I’m offended (not really lol)
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Ysabel Guerra 5 years ago
Omg, so glad I got A virgo mom, but she is so freakishly organized tho! So true
#14
Ice Cream Flavor Suitability Is Important
#15
The Guilty Party
Magpie 7 years ago
Sugar!!! I insist ! sugar fits with my world view!!! Which as a dinosaur.......erm I don't know how to finish this sentence.
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Ishita Chaudhary 4 years ago
Can I type infinite zeroes and then a percentage sign and type"true" after it? Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. true
#16
Funny Zodiac Memes
Ysabel Guerra 5 years ago
Omg that is so true that is me in that picture, literally kermit the frog is on a seat freaking out of what type of mood is he on , then on the last minute, I give up and rely myself on the tweets!
#17
Behavior Justification
Kaisu Rei 7 years ago
When people try to excuse their abusive behaviour because of their zodiac sign
Tiny Dynamine 6 years ago
What kind of s**t picture is this to use? Was it the first random picture of a person you came across?
#18
Astrological Opinions
Emma Kilcup 3 years ago
I hate to admit this, but it's me. I just think that it's super cool. My sign, Cap., fits me perectly.
Ysabel Guerra 5 years ago
Sadly that used to be me and now that I'm looking back on this, I understand how they feel now :/
#19
It Goes According To The Stars
Ellis 7 years ago
Yes, and don’t you dare touch my Venus, go play with your own!
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SandaPanda 7 years ago
Here I thought I've had my astrologyphase in junior high but I'm slowly starting to understand that I don't know s**t about astrology... I just read a magazine every week and consider past-me a little freak atm
Ysabel Guerra 5 years ago
Yeah, I heard, you have your own planet and then its like when you're in love you're in venus or when you're feeling like breaking the rules you in pluto and when you're straight like a gemini or virgo then you is in mercury, get what Im saying
#20
They Know
Lotta Roos 7 years ago
I was going to guess on Housewives of Beverly Hills!
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#21
Mercury Retrograde
#22
That Astrology Talk
#23
Choosing Your Destiny
Arie Likes Coffee.... 7 years ago
None of the available choices work for me : )
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#25
Astrology Wins
#26
Astrology Memes
WaffleFryLife 7 years ago
the answer is square, which just so happens to be my favorite letter of the color spectrum.
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#27
The Mother Of All
Chris Rü 7 years ago
"Jungfrau Sophia, die himmlische und irdische Frau, die Mutter aller...." (written in old-German writing), cannot read last word), translates to "Virgin Sophia, the heavenly and earthly woman, Mother of all..."
chi-wei shen 7 years ago
It's the "Gemma Sapientiae et Prudentiae" from the 18th century. There is a high resolution version of this titel page on Wikimedia. The last Word is "CREATuren" (creatures). The unusual writing stile with 5 upcase letters makes it pretty difficult to read. The last word in the first line is Eva (not Frau). Text-5c08f...6c5b80.jpg 
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Not Quite Infinity 7 years ago
Is any one else bothered by the fact that the title of this post says '31rd' and not '31st'? No? Just me? Okay, I'll go now
Johnny Frostbite 7 years ago
It's a brand new number! It's pronounced "thirty furd" and it only exists during the new moon (which is now).
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Hans 7 years ago
"For most of us, it's just a little fun that can bring some positivity and confidence to our lives." No, it is not. There is nothing positive in believing b******t ever, be it positive or not. Everytime you succumb to magical thinking, you give up a bit of rationality. It is the same with reading a bit of fake news on social media every day. You know it is stupid, but it still slowly enters your mind and influences your thoughts. They only mean against this is to actively ingore it. And that can be quite exhausting at times. Horoscopes after all are a kind of ancient "clickbait".
Hans 7 years ago
PS: My horroscope told me that "It is a virtue to raise your voice against a nuisance."
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David Viesta 7 years ago
Please tell me I wasn't the only one that took more than a second to realize that the title includes a whole year. I saw he title and was like: "so, if I was born in November, does that include me?, oh wait.".
Night Owl 7 years ago (edited)
I'm a Virgo and in german and croatian they have the same words for Virgo as for virgin so when someone asks me ... I imagine for male Virgos it's even worse, especially for male teenage Virgos
diane a 7 years ago (edited)
Astrology is a load of Bulls**t - let's offend PETA at the same time. Although I do wonder if aquarius and pisces are better swimmers
Maliya Rivera 4 years ago
I am a very good swimmer. I am also and aquarius but I can not confirm if others are good at swimming. Sorry :)
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Heidi Matsumoto 7 years ago
I can't just say I behave like this because I'm an Aquarian. I am an Aquarian because I behave like this.
Octavia Hansen 7 years ago
Newspapers and magazine still print a horoscope every day. What were the predictions on 9-11?
Valerie Lessard 7 years ago
Pisces in Moldova: Some country you don't give a s**t about will have a terrorist attack. Also, you'll fall in love.
Load More Replies... Not Quite Infinity 7 years ago
Is any one else bothered by the fact that the title of this post says '31rd' and not '31st'? No? Just me? Okay, I'll go now
Johnny Frostbite 7 years ago
It's a brand new number! It's pronounced "thirty furd" and it only exists during the new moon (which is now).
Load More Replies... Hans 7 years ago
"For most of us, it's just a little fun that can bring some positivity and confidence to our lives." No, it is not. There is nothing positive in believing b******t ever, be it positive or not. Everytime you succumb to magical thinking, you give up a bit of rationality. It is the same with reading a bit of fake news on social media every day. You know it is stupid, but it still slowly enters your mind and influences your thoughts. They only mean against this is to actively ingore it. And that can be quite exhausting at times. Horoscopes after all are a kind of ancient "clickbait".
Hans 7 years ago
PS: My horroscope told me that "It is a virtue to raise your voice against a nuisance."
Load More Replies... David Viesta 7 years ago
Please tell me I wasn't the only one that took more than a second to realize that the title includes a whole year. I saw he title and was like: "so, if I was born in November, does that include me?, oh wait.".
Night Owl 7 years ago (edited)
I'm a Virgo and in german and croatian they have the same words for Virgo as for virgin so when someone asks me ... I imagine for male Virgos it's even worse, especially for male teenage Virgos
diane a 7 years ago (edited)
Astrology is a load of Bulls**t - let's offend PETA at the same time. Although I do wonder if aquarius and pisces are better swimmers
Maliya Rivera 4 years ago
I am a very good swimmer. I am also and aquarius but I can not confirm if others are good at swimming. Sorry :)
Load More Replies... Heidi Matsumoto 7 years ago
I can't just say I behave like this because I'm an Aquarian. I am an Aquarian because I behave like this.
Octavia Hansen 7 years ago
Newspapers and magazine still print a horoscope every day. What were the predictions on 9-11?
Valerie Lessard 7 years ago
Pisces in Moldova: Some country you don't give a s**t about will have a terrorist attack. Also, you'll fall in love.
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