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Halloween’s still more than half a year away in the distant, mysterious, and far-off realm of Late 2021 (I wonder what that’s going to be like?), but some internet users are already thinking about what Halloween costumes they’ll be wearing and gathering intel early. And it’s all because of one little Twitter post that went viral.

Twitter user Alina Pleskova found a book abandoned and lonely on the curb and decided to rescue it, bringing it back home with her. She couldn’t help but share the photos from Jane Asher’s ‘Fancy Dress’ book, which has dozens of brilliant, wild, and hilariously bizarre costumes for kids and adults alike.

Check out the photos below! I don’t want to sound too cheesy, but prepare your cheeks for smiling way, way too much. Remember to upvote your fave pics, too! And be sure to drop us a few comments telling us how you feel about the outrageously awesome costumes featured here.

More info: Twitter | AlinaPleskova.com

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A.J Milne
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This actually smart. A smart way to hide from bullies.

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    Jumilicious
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After long weeks of metamorphosis, Herb was finally feeling himself again.

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    Well-known English actress Asher wrote and published the book back in 1986, but it’s still relevant today. And with a byline like “Over 100 costumes for children and adults and how to make them,” the book’s got our interest piqued to the max.

    Personally, I found the Sandwich Man costume to be the best of the best. Even someone as costume-shy as I am is just itching to put that together and try it on. There’s just something deliciously graceful about it, don’t you think?

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    Donald Pleasence as a judge in a toilet roll wig

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    Alison
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be worth millions now, look at all the meat left on loo rolls

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    Asher’s ‘Fancy Dress’ looks like the embodiment of GameStop stocks when they were at their peak. In other words: drops of liquid gold! The book is incredibly expensive on Amazon, switching between ‘unavailable’ to exorbitant prices in the US (we’re talking about hundreds of dollars, sometimes rising to above a thousand for a used copy).

    Meanwhile, in the United Kingdom, the price is far tamer. It’s still expensive, but 60 or 70 pounds is something that a vintage book collector or fancy dress lover wouldn’t balk at paying.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then it gets all tangled and you're left with a plastic rat wad

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    So if you just have to have the book, pray that you can get your hands on a UK version because the US one makes healthcare costs seem paltry in comparison. Or you could trust your luck and expect to find a copy of the book on the curb just like Alina did!

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    It’s made from several lampshades

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    Alison
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guys face is priceless 🤣 " is this really my calling in life? I'm a manwich"

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    Alina’s thread got over 165.5k likes on Twitter at the time of writing (it’s been climbing steadily since I started writing this article, so expect that number to be getting higher and higher!). The thread also got around 22k retweets (including those fancy quote retweets that Twitter rolled out). And who can blame anyone who’s so excited to see photos from the book? You can bet your bottom dollar that I’ll be fitting in some of these photos whenever the context is right while chatting with my pals online.

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    Justin G
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that they’ve included wine makes this picture infinitely better

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    As for Alina herself, well, she’s incredibly talented. The Moscow-born woman is currently living in Philadelphia. She’s a poet and an editor by trade. Her collection of poems, ‘What Urge Will Save Us,’ got published by Spooky Girlfriend Press in 2017, according to her website. So she’s a professional in her field.

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    This costume was titled “The Future”

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    ZZAM
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... nobody is wearing that now every day, and I don't think they ever will

    Draco Malfoy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this looks like when my siblings and i got ahold of bubble wrap when we were 8 xd

    Olga Purington
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like coronavirus so the future was predicted there.

    Chris B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The future of the oceans...

    Hilary Mol
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early prototype of a Coronavirus-styled hat on the right.

    Alexia Alberts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey kids what you want to be for halloween? A bunch of trash.

    tmw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it should be titled "ocean debris, 2020"

    shark172
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’d be so disappointed if they saw us now.....

    Kendra Miller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are saying plastic is the future and we would be wearing it. And we are though our polyester clothing looks more like it's made out of natural fibres.

    Ratatouille
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot to spray paint it red.

    LittleMissPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid on the right reminds me of Jimmy Fallon

    Walter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    back to the future 4 ain't comin along so well

    Stargazer66
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG bubble wrap has evolved!!!

    Kali Stevens
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone went to the junkyard lol

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aliens is more like it!

    q smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The future of what... insanity!

    Liz Jackson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me spirit, how can I change this

    Glynna Bowood
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When all we have left is the plastic that never degraded , then Maybe...

    Easily Excitable Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Celebrating Chernobyl one bubble-wrap pop at a time.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is he holding her hand THERE??

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    King Joffrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they only knew the future was tracksuit bottoms...

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    The wings are made of a broken umbrella

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Final step: glue your child to the ceiling and enjoy the party getting smashed like you did back in '83.

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    What’s more, Alina got the Leeway Foundation’s 2020 Art & Change grant. She also hosts poetry workshops, events, and panels for a variety of organizations, from Rutgers University to the Institute of Contemporary Art.

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    If that wasn’t enough, Alina is also the founding member of the Cheburashka Collective (loving that name!) which is a group of “women & nonbinary writers who are emigres/first-gen/refugees from the Soviet diaspora.” But even while she’s editing literary magazines and coordinating festivals, she also finds the time for her day job in higher education communications. Do we wish that we all had the amount of energy that Alina has? I’ll say!

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    Roll up, roll up to the circus, I am the only clown inside

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Doctor, doctor, I feel a bit funny down below."

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I..have vague memories from 80's halloweens seeing this. I think this was a thing.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't let the fact that your child can't see deter you one bit.

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    Iggy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're well suited. Although he looks as if he'd happily jacket in!

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    That's my valentines date outfit sorted

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    So, dear Pandas, what did you think of the ‘Fancy Dress’ photos? Which costume did you like the most? Which one did you think was the wackiest, weirdest, and worth making? Did you get any ideas for Halloween, however far away that might be? Maybe you’ve even got a copy of Asher’s ‘Fancy Dress’ at home? Let us know what you think in the comment section below. We can’t wait to hear from you!

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nigel invites you to his spiritual uprising

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    Alison
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy is definitely wearing tights isn't he, let alone dressing as a carrot

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little shop of horrors pops into mind

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    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like half the good ones on this list, it looks like it's stolen from a Cronenberg movie... This one for example is from a little-known version of "The Fly", where instead of Jeff Goldblum a medium-sized dragon is in the transmogrifier together with a fly.

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    This is supposed to be a “rock salmon”

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