61 Hilariously Relatable Travel Memes That Hit Harder Than Jet Lag

Everything is better with dinosaur toys!

only to get a vomiting toddler dumped next to you after the seat belt sign goes off

I am not even going to talk about vacations for a long long time. Went to middle East, war started on the third day. Was stuck for 2 weeks with missiles, drones getting intercepted on top of our heads.

😂

There are people handling the luggages and they are not supermen. The weight limit is a protection measure to avoid musculoskeletal strains from repeatedly handling heavy burdens. Can people think or not?

And that, kids, is how I ended up marrying a total stranger, as was the custom at the time.

To the fridge!

The full-body eye-roll 3000.

Well with all of Paris being a no-fly zone.....

I am that friend but in my defence I have motion sickness so I prefer walking

If I ever visit, I'll be the one on the left

Same, Casey, same.

I prefer to travel on my own. I can go where I like. When I like

This is how nearly 99% of Instagram works.

The flight I was on this spring, you could set it on your screen.

Excellent idea.

I think they mean 85°F here, which is just under 30°C. (85 Kelvin = -188°C = -307°F, which would definitely be too cold. 85°C = 185°F = 358.15K, which would definitely be too hot.) Anyway, even at 30°C, I’m reluctant to go outside. I prefer it to be around 25°C = 77°F

There's a lot of water on the world map!

Dibs!

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I know that feeling well

Planes are means of public transportation. You have to expect other people to use them. Children are people and have every right to be there. You don't have a right to a childfree environment.

Unfortunately, for some parts of the world, this is still very legitimate advice...

I read an anecdote once from Henry Rollins. He was friends with Lemmy Kilmister. Lemmy once found a duffelbag from a tour 4-5 years ago at his place. It was like a personal time capsule.

My husband does that. On our last vacation, our son (4) was talking in his sleep. He said "No, not another picture." No joke. :D

William Shatner doesn't know whether to be scared or not. (Neither does John Lithgow.)

If the flight is at 10, I need to be there at 8. It takes me 1 hour to go to the airport, but there might be traffic, so I should leave at 6. And I will need 1 hour to get everything ready in the morning, but you never know what happens when you have a child, so I should probably get up at 4.30.

Airlines hate this trick.

I'm never going to Houston, they have a problem

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He's the GOAT at alpacking for cold weather.

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Once you've walked down the aisle, Trump appears. Blesses you with a cheap burrito and does a wee in a circle while chanting his own name. Then the plane crashes.

and if you pay for overweight, it's "suddenly" also okay (for the handlers)

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Gets alot better when they can wear things two days in a row!

and don't forget to buy a "?" from Lefty

Another way to staying in budget is making it huge. That way you can say you were 2000€ under budget last trip and it's not even a lie, it's just that you didn't need any of the in case of emergency funds

Traveling as a parent

Sometimes, I really wish the pilot would do a little brake check at the end...

Aww I love that kid. His joy is so effusive.

Yes! It's not about them being broke, it's about them complaining though.

At my youth I traveled a lot, as a seaman. I have visited around 40 countries, some of them 2 and 3 and 4 times. At that time the cargo ships were staying many days at port, giving us ample time to go out, buy things we need and in general fulfill our needs, whatever they might be./j

Better spend money on travels than on useless goods. At least it creates memories.

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That hand!!!

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People have been getting taller and fatter (the ones who can afford to fly, anyway) and plane seats and space keep getting smaller.

I don't even care about the losing weight bit...

Don't need no friends, don't have no friends, whatever...

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Try our all new Al Fresco seats!

Hell, yeah.

All. The. Time!!!

When my son was little (6), we were in Puerto Vallarta (Mexico). He had this routine when we were playing the waves where he'd reach for my hand and say "I'll save you!" then, when the wave hit, he'd let go and say "Every man for himself!" And laugh...

...and don't remember where you are.

I literally had to up my credit limit to afford it. I regret nothing.

do they think married people don't travel?

Minesweeper - the game we never understood. Nor will our kids

Just the one hatbox??

Priorities

This is where I annoy practically everyone. Mr Auntriarch asks me to put what I want packing on the bed. He packs for both of us. He reminds me about something I forgot to put out for packing. He doesn't whinge when the case is shut and I come in with something I just realised I need to take. He is an actual saint. (The fact that I left his cozzie in a hotel in Agra in 1986 the last time I packed for us is completely irrelevant)

catch flights, not colds

I don't get it.