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100 Times ‘Stop Clickbait’ Hilariously Summarized Clickbait Articles And Saved You A Click (New Pics)
The Internet isn't a perfect place, and one of the reasons why is clickbait. You see it everywhere, and there's nothing anybody could do about it... until now. A team of 100+ individuals called "stop clickbait" (previously here and here) are the unsung heroes we so desperately need because they do the clicking so we won't have to.
'Stop Clickbait' share the pesky clickbait examples along with a short reveal that uncovers what the title was so desperately hiding.
"I started 'Stop Clickbait' in May of 2016 as a fun little side project," the man behind the idea, Daniel Tuttle told Bored Panda. "I am an advertising major, so, over the years, I've become very cynical when it comes to false advertising. I am quite fascinated by the spread of online ads and started to think it would be not only hilarious but useful for many to go against the economy of the Internet; ad revenue. Within a few days it blew up with viral posts across social media channels and since then there have been vast amounts of support coming from all over the world. Since then, we have expanded into 10 different pages to specialize in different categories of clickbait as well as in 12 different countries around the world."
Daniel believes that with the right approach, the Internet could get rid of clickbait deceptions altogether. "Social media companies need to provide tools to content producers to incentivize them to keep their content on their social media page," Tuttle said. "One way they can do this is to provide options to generate revenue by posting on social media like Facebook or Twitter. Right now there are no ways to make money directly through social media thus content providers are needing to redirect their traffic somewhere where they can be more profitable like their website."
"Another thing we fight for is to promote media literacy. By being able to read a headline and tell the difference between a journalist with integrity or simple someone using sensationalism to generate a click, the user can make an educated decision on who to support."
"We are the little people joining together to fight against the fake news, and we're having an impact. It's time to fight against the economy of the Internet; it's all in the name, it's time to stop clickbait." See the examples below for a better idea of this sweet, sweet justice, and upvote your favorites!
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Hans 7 years ago
Well, more or less. What else could the article contain but that one useful sentence? Filling-up material that steals your time...
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Demetry Benner 2 years ago
#nomoreclikbate its stupid to think you can get people to clik on this
sosunlight 7 years ago
And this one was actually on BP. Ironic. https://www.boredpanda.com/service-dog-psa-lumpatronics/
Echo 7 years ago
My understanding from a previous post on Bored Panada is that service dogs are not trained to go get people to help. Besides if it was trained to do that. As simple note on their service vest would actually make this very clear.
Firefly 7 years ago
It's not a task every dog is trained with, but many are, especially if the handler has a medical condition that may require emergency assistance from another human while out of the house. Dogs with this training are usually taught to seek help from the nearest adult, and if ignored to move on to the next adult until someone follows them to their sick handler.
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Hamlets twin 7 years ago
Cats supposedly follow you in the bathroom to be lookout. Because they are most vulnerable when them go to the bathroom. I wonder if dogs are similar or they just want to be near you?
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Zenozenobee 7 years ago
Yeah, that's incredible, noticing a creature in danger and helping the unfortunate....
Monika Rhodes 7 years ago
This world- now you help animal and it's incredible instead of normal. Also I'd guess that one without clicking it ;)
SMCpuppy 7 years ago
This could of ended so badly seeing as dolphins sometimes beach themselves when they know they won't last under water.
Master Markus 7 years ago
Considering their intelligence I'm guessing that if the dolphin swam away into the open ocean then that wasn't the case. Otherwise I suppose the best thing to do would be to keep the dolphin in/near the water as long as it doesn't cover the blowhole and calling the local animal control / marine rescue?
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rhyan lumilay 7 years ago
Well here in the Philippines if we don't have a fridge but mysteriously have an aircon, we actually do this but not tying in front of the aircon instead placing it near or in direction of the air it blows.
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John Ashley 7 years ago
Becoming pregnant after adopting isn't common, but it's not rare either. Happen to my sister-in-law. Another couple I know didn't adopt, but when they gave up after years and years of trying to conceive and moved to a smaller house, she became pregnant.
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Patrick Hayes 5 years ago
I fell for that one. 41 clicks later...... Will I learn? Now I will. Promise.
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Rebecah Ozuna 7 years ago
Because he HAD to lay right there. Dang, my heart hurt before i read it.
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Rebecah Ozuna 7 years ago
Come on guys, people click out for fun. Don't take that away from us, besides it's better than talking to people.
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Polleekin 7 years ago
I think it fell in and couldn't get out on its own. I've seen a few similar stories to this where a calf gets stuck somewhere and it's mom has to try and get it out.
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Zenozenobee 7 years ago
This one is... starteling, the question I mean. Is there a bet running about who would make up the most unlikely end as possible ? Ok, then, my turn: She was impale by a yellow unicorn after she stept on her 3 meters rainbow tail.
Bunzilla 7 years ago
Well, this one has SOME basis in reality, it's not completely out of left field. There are many theories that she ended up on the island of Nikumaroro, which is teeming with Coconut Crabs. They found artifacts relating to her there many years ago.
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Samantha Comerford 7 years ago
Respect to this lady. A true inspiration. RIP where ever you may rest .
Echo 7 years ago
So we have a body? We found proof of how she died? We know she is dead? If we don't have these things then it would only be a theory. So the Click Bait should say a new theory about crabs blah blah. They can't say it is truth because we don't know. These are getting annoying even with the answers. I guess that is why I never click them. They are full of stupid c**p that isn't interesting to begin with.
Hamlets twin 7 years ago
If they said crabs ate her I could believe it. coconut crabs live on the land. Didn't she go missing over the ocean?
Patricia Ross 7 years ago
Earhart blah blah blah...eaten blah blah blah...Let's get to the real issue here. What is a coconut crab? They sound delicious!
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Rebecah Ozuna 7 years ago
Selena it's NOT the only woman on Earth. Leave poor Justin alone! XD
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Lori Rommel 2 years ago
I think that, if baking soda neutralizes stomach acid, then if you consumed it regularly, you wouldn't digest your food quite as well, and you might actually lose some weight. It would probably take a LOT, though, and it would raise your sodium intake to a dangerous level.
Load More Replies... Echo 7 years ago
Baking Soda is a powder. How would you drink it? I mix water and baking soda on occasion when I can't find some Tums, and I have indulged in a little too much Frito chili pie. Better click bait... should you drink fresh dog urine to cure your pains. Now there is some crazy c**p I would like to see someone try to prove to me is a good idea. Messed up thing is... there is some lady on the internet that tries to say this is what she does. She even does it on camera after walking her dogs. Just the craziest c**p out there on the web. People will do anything to try and get likes/views/hits.
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Rebecah Ozuna 7 years ago
Oh, is people already trying to guess how the world is going to end again? I thought it was a 12 Y/O thing. Next: the roaches will take over the Earth!!
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Echo 7 years ago
Here here! Btw... I want some white skittles. That is cool as hell.
Load More Replies... Dale Overturf 5 years ago
That’s just stupid in all kinds of stupid ways for the case of stupid n the land of stupidity.
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Echo 7 years ago
The green Haribo Gummi Bear is apple? I was pretty sure it was also strawberry as well. But I was eight and that was a long time ago.
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'Αγγελος Μπορμπιλάς' 7 years ago
This destroyed everything for me and my childhoodi was in shock so after I saw this I panicked searched the internet for about half an hour and I found out that in my country red is for strawberry green for apple and dark red raspberry so everything came back to normal .
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arjelio mas 7 years ago
Gotta differentiate the active typing from the inactive typing.
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Magdalina777 7 years ago
Did they actually manage to squeeze an article out of that? I need to see this. I wanna know how they built the intrigue there.
Bored Fox 7 years ago
I have seen worse. I remember one long news article that told how the smiling emoji with sunglasses looked like one celebrity. And 99% of the comments were insulting the journalist who wrote that article. :D
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Henri Giesen 7 years ago
they are very glitchy sometimes.So i guess there are enough confused people.
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Christina Sersif 7 years ago
I still heard Yanny. Tried several phones and volume levels. Even tried with and without headphones. Still heard Yanny
Dale Overturf 5 years ago
The Who behind the what? My level of not caring just took a huge bump.
NickelWorld123 7 years ago
Actually it was proven to be a mix between both of them, so this isnt fully true.
Greg Hoggarth 7 years ago
Considering that it came to prominence because it was the audio version of the name "Laurel" in an online dictionary, it is pretty obvious that he was saying Laurel. Some people thought it sounded like yanny, and hence the meme was born.
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Magdalina777 7 years ago
That seems to be silly on its own unless I'm missing something. Some works do not allow for outside working, even if you work with a computer like the guy on the pic you'd need a socket, solid wi-fi, a screen bright/matte enough for the sun to not bother you, likely headphones to block off other sounds...also depends on weather, currently I'm exceptionally happy to go to my office because unlike scorching hot outside and my non-AC'd room it has great ACs :P And much as I like winter I really do not think working outside in, say, -30 c would make me happier...
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The Girl on Fire 7 years ago
Ah yes, a sinking crab is one hundred percent the most mesmerizing thing ever.
rhyan lumilay 7 years ago
All I ever seen are floating crabs!!! This sinking crabs are amazing a true new discovery!!!
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Things you can watch eternally - fire, water...and sinking crabs apparently.
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Captain Marvel 7 years ago
Kinda glad he wasn't, RBJ is perfect for the job. No offense to Tom Cruise, however.
Last Hurrah 7 years ago
He either didn't want to accept it, be caught or killed, or have the Secretary disavow any knowledge of his actions.
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Chamel_Camel 7 years ago
I think that it's vanilla flavored but with activated charcoal in it? I don't know but most people just buy it because there is a lot of hype around it and they saw some famous people on Instagram post photos of it
Load More Replies... weatherwitch 7 years ago
On the rare occasions I have to take it I have to leave a long gap between it and my morphine because of interference. It can also help with overdoses when used in a professional capacity 😌
Magdalina777 7 years ago
Wait what? Isn't activated charcoal a medicine? There is a med here(one that supposedly heps calm your stomach down but the only effect it's ever had for me was well...kind of the very opposite) called exactly that...or am I mistranslating this perhaps?
Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
It's so effective it can bind up your digestion and cause some screaming constipation.
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Gaya K 7 years ago
I just imagined someone farting and a bubble appearing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Load More Replies... Sally Appleton 7 years ago
What?? You expect me to believe that it doesn't clog up your insides and take 7 years to dissolve? Je refuse!
BusLady 7 years ago
When we were growing up, we were told it would take 7 years to pass. Scare tactics. When we got to be teenagers, then it was horror stories about drugs. And the grownups wondered why we didn't trust them anymore.
Lori Rommel 2 years ago
I think it's weird that we ALL heard the same thing growing up -- 7 years. Not 5. Not 10. But 7.
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Jules van der Graan 7 years ago
It's also depressing that humans (as we know ourselves) will never go to other galaxies, let alone to other parts of our own milky way. We are pretty much confined to our solar system.
Load More Replies... John Ashley 7 years ago
The truth is that there's enough funding... NASA just isn't getting it.
Mikleo 7 years ago
Imagine what NASA could do if they had the budget of the US military.
Load More Replies... Christina Sersif 7 years ago
because we'd rather put it into the military and military technology. that's clearly more important *eye roll*
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John Ashley 7 years ago
Actually, it literally depends on basically where and when you honestly actually use them. Like, who doesn't know that?
Parmeisan 7 years ago
This isn't actually very clickbaity, though... (and "actually" fits just fine in that sentence, thank-you-very-much).
Patrick Hayes 5 years ago
That one was a most useful save! Thanks. Quick share with the kiddo.
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Daria B 7 years ago
Well, cca. 10 years ago, you would be surprised to hear what unrealistic thoughts were spat out of the mouths of many people in Croatia. There was a trend to think teachers and medical doctors are overpaid, because they earn more than, for example, cashiers. The truth was (and still is), everyone is financially exploited in a corrupted country.... Hopefully things are changing now, as peope seem to realise this truth more and more. Or I might be optimistic.
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Rebecah Ozuna 7 years ago
Don't teach. Let the parents handle their kids and see how they like to stay with their terrors.
John Ashley 7 years ago
Depends on where they live. This isn't true of all or even most. Most increases in taxpayer resources have been going to infrastructure increases and/or government salaries.
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Hans 7 years ago
"Can bloody clickbait kill you?" "Yes, if you get too much you might jump off a bridge."
Echo 7 years ago
Reading these makes me want to do it... why do I keep reading them. Time to move on.
Load More Replies... Rebecah Ozuna 7 years ago
When i'm aware i'm dreaming.... i control the whole thing and set the world on FIRE!
Calypso poet 7 years ago
I’ve died lots of times in my dreams. I usually don’t wake up, just go into a different dream.
Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
Have I really lived so long that my childhood horror movies have become historical archives? Freddy Kruger was the boogey man, he was not real life!
John Ashley 7 years ago
I've heard variations of this my entire life... often by otherwise intelligent people. They don't say anything when I point out that since dead people can't talk, how could anyone know their dream killed them?
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Amanda Ford 7 years ago
It was a self funded project for his YouTube channel. They used a special drone that could fly that high. Other than that, there really wasn't anything fancy about it. He did also say it tasted a little "off" like maybe it had dried out or something, and it snapped instead of tearing into pieces, but mostly it was the same as the other half of the loaf they had wrapped up with them the entire time.
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Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
Where is the edge of space? Because what he describes sounds like bread from my fridge after 2-3 days.
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Nikki D 7 years ago
Huh, I would have thought red hair and green eyes, unless blue eyes are actually rarer than green.
borklaser 7 years ago
It's because red hair and green eyes are both genetic mutations that typically accompany each other, so to have red hair and blue eyes is much more rare.
Load More Replies... Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
This article made me google Hair vs. Eye color in the world. So I still fell for the bait, but one page of Wikipedia explained what I wanted to know. Also,, only 1-2% of Earth have red hair...
Magdalina777 7 years ago
Is grey eyes the same as blue eyes? I don't see it on the list but every single redhead I've ever met has had grey eyes...
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Tony Alexandrov 4 years ago
Long con. You actually have to sign in to Nerflix and clickbait yourself in your own home if you wanna avoid being trapped by the clickbait on the internet.
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Catherine Holtham-Oakley 7 years ago
Actually, Terry, they have to pay for all their household bills just like we do, and tax. He inherited a large sum from both his mother and the Queen Mother, and Meghan has her own wealth from her acting career, so they cost the country nothing.
Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
Do the royals collect any type of payment for any of their public appearances?
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Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago
If only it was like that here... no dogs on the subway, period. Not even in a carrier.
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rena 7 years ago
And here I thought that she died from AIDS and I thought it was horrible that she passed it on to Forrest
tarebear 7 years ago
Me too!!! Can't Hepatitis C also be transferred through sex or is it only in "rare or certain occasions"?
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Nikki Blight 7 years ago
But... the guy who wrote the book didn't write the movie screenplay. And Jenny didn't die in the book.
Jef Bateman 7 years ago
I was actually tempted to click on this one a couple of times. I did not even particularly like the movie (and hated the book).
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Stille20 7 years ago
Why sh** on other people's joy? Who cares if it is stupid to take photos of your coffee? Do your job and stop being a miserable human.
Logic Index 5 months ago (edited)
Stop being a mental invalid, it clearly says annoying customers. I consider Instagram foodies to be insufferable myself, because I'm not a scatterbrained loser like yourself, but it's irrelevant because context is what matters in this case.
Load More Replies... Logic Index 5 months ago
Oh, let me get out the world's smallest violin while you cry about it.
Load More Replies... Heather Vance 7 years ago
Lol this is just dumb. Who cares about the logo anymore? Starbucks isn't new. Who cares?
tarebear 7 years ago
Hey I pay $7 for coffee sometimes but I'm not a b***h to the baristas just because you are paying more for something doesn't mean you can be an a*s...good for her for doing this. Unfortunately since it's out now I'm sure Starbucks is coming up with a rule as to where the stickers need to be placed so customers don't get mad...
Clara The Idiot 7 years ago
I get doing this f you're mean but doing just for the sake of doing it is just being a d**k for no reason when they've paid more than they should have for a coffee
Jane Alexander 7 years ago
This is not a barista, this is a picky petty sad little mess working as a barista -hopefully not for long.
Logic Index 5 months ago
Stop being a mental invalid, it clearly says annoying customers. I consider Instagram foodies to be insufferable myself, because I'm not a scatterbrained loser like yourself, but it's irrelevant because context is what matters in this case.
Load More Replies... Clara The Idiot 7 years ago
Ok but when we pay through the nose for a coffee you could at least let us have a picture too, that's just straight up being a d**k for no reason
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Turd Ferguson 7 years ago
Ladies and gentleman, that is what commitment looks like.
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Amanda Ford 7 years ago
How on earth does it take so many clicks to get to these silly stories?
Cassie 7 years ago
They string you along with tidbits of info and advertising before they get to the point. Not sure how they manage to do that for 87 clicks, though.
Load More Replies... Magdalina777 7 years ago
I don't even know who that is. Are they really woth 33 million $ AND 87 clicks?
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Master Markus 7 years ago
When it comes to potatoes, I prefer seasonings over sauces.
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John Ashley 7 years ago
Mayonnaise is just absolutely disgusting. Mustard person, myself. Ketchup is reserved for fries and hotdogs only. And none are used in copious amounts. I like the basic taste of whatever I'm eating. Condiments are just there for a bit of additional flavor. A typical size container of mustard or ketchup will last me months.
Laugh Fan 7 years ago
I'm with you. Ketchup is so strong if you aren't careful everything tastes of ketchup. A little goes a long, long way!
Load More Replies... Echo 7 years ago
I think we discussed this before Hans a long time ago. Hehe. Yum!
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frederic eeckman 7 years ago
Well I don't see the big deal, in Belgium we eat our french fries with mayonnaise for centuries at least :D
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GlassOfWater 7 years ago
My 50 year old mum went clubbing with my sister and her friends earlier this year. It was great. They all got to drink and my mum watched out for them as well as have fun.
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Bunzilla 7 years ago
Far too many people abuse antibiotics, and this is why we're all screwed.
Load More Replies... Tony Alexandrov 4 years ago
Antibiotic resistant bacteria has been around since the beginning of time. There's whole divisions of science called pharmacology and bioengineering dedicated to handling these.
Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
Depending on what version of the Bible you study, Revelations has been "predicting" the plague apocalypse for a long, long, looong time.
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Master Markus 7 years ago
Honestly, "Eclipse" doesn't seem like an AWFUL name, a weird one that doesn't seem like it's for a human, but not AWFUL. "Clipsey" is measures of magnitude worse.
Bayla 4 years ago (edited)
“Clipsey” is cruel but “Eclipse” is kinda cool if not a little weird.
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Nthati 7 years ago
I had no idea it changed. I thought we all just said KFC because it's shorter.
Serbob 7 years ago
That, and the word "fried" has negative health implications.
Load More Replies... Peter Wood 7 years ago
I thought it was about deemphasizing "fried" in a health-conscious culture.
Liana Seath 7 years ago
Still Kentucky but it's just officially KFC instead of Kentucky Fried Chicken.... I think?
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r3dd3v1lL 7 years ago
Isn't using real words as brands kind of illegal? that's why Blu- Ray is spelled without E and Mortal Kombat with K. I'm surprised nobody has sued them for using the name of a state.
Master Markus 7 years ago
That's not why Blu-Ray and Mortal Kombat are called that - they're just stylized. With that assumption, a whole bunch of official names wouldn't be allowed, like Final Fantasy or Star Wars.
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Zenozenobee 7 years ago
Well, it would also be good to remind ourselves that previous generations had lot of kids mostly because they didn't have the choice. My maternal grandmother had 5 kids (the other one 7....). Her first born was still wearing diapers (not disposable at that time) that she had 2 sisters. My grandfather bought the first washing machine in our home town, a machine that did not spin the laundry... trust me my grandmother wouldn't have 5 kids in 8 years (probably not even 5 at all) if they could have plan the pregnancies.
Stille20 7 years ago
Children were also less of a liability and more of an asset. Children helped more, worked earlier and were the financial cushion when parents got too old to work. Now children cost much more.
Load More Replies... Lori Rommel 2 years ago
It couldn't possibly have anything to do with the plummeting sperm counts due to endocrine-disrupting chemicals, could it?
Grumpy 7 years ago
Daycare and out of school care is ridiculously expensive and was totally a consideration for the number of children my husband and I have.
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Cassie 7 years ago
I've seen so many of these stupid articles about the solar probe. Too many of them think the probe is actually going to the sun's surface.
BusLady 7 years ago
How close could it get anyway, before it was destroyed? They're keeping a safe distance.
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Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
So it's really just going to invade the Sun's personal space. And now I have the image of NASA Control going "Stop Not touching your brother or I am turning this ship around!" LOL
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Magdalina777 7 years ago
Disappointment. After reading the text was hoping for a clone explosion after colliding with the biggest rocket out there but nope :'(
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Zenozenobee 7 years ago
Yeah, let's throw perfectly healthy food into toilet, it's not as if some people were starving...
rhyan lumilay 7 years ago
nah!!! We're sure they didn't know about that and they could have also thrown a whole salad bowl on it.
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BieneMaya 7 years ago
Clogged toilets -I was always wondering why this was such an reoccurring topic in US television, nearly never experienced it in Germany. Until I learned that the US toilets despite their huge use of water just have a flawed design. And mostly still have... And I am still wondering
Echo 7 years ago
So what is the main difference between a German toilette and a American shitter?
Load More Replies... Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
If you want to impress me with how much a toilet can flush, throw in some apples, or cucumbers. I want to see panic on the salesman's face.
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Cassie 7 years ago
We touched on this a little bit in a marketing course I took years ago. Different colors affect your brain and chemical production levels in different ways. Blues make you feel comfortable and happy. Reds make you want. I remember the recommendation was to use blues to draw customers in and reds to close the deal.
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Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
Took Police Science classes years ago and one of the discussions centered on Sodium Arc lamps, the main source of lighting in huge venues/parking lots. The more orange to red the light was, the more likely there would be fights. By replacing them with plain white lights, there was an instant drop in violence, in the exact same venues.
MorningStar Kematch 7 years ago
Blue huh? Kind of like how the phone changes your lighting so that you can relax before sleep?!
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Tim Douglass 7 years ago
How about not automatically playing them? That would be a real winner in my book.
Mikleo 7 years ago
There are addons for that. Look for "disable html5 autoplay".
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Emma B 7 years ago
This is great! Automatically played videos, with sound, are not accessible. Please you use screen-readers get the loud audio playing in their headphones.
MorningStar Kematch 7 years ago
Yay...finally. It totally sucks when you're watching a peaceful movie or reading when all of a sudden AN AD POPS UP BLARING ITS ANNOYING SELF!
Magdalina777 7 years ago
Next best - disable automatically played videos. C'mon, this is just the logical progression now...
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Miriam Brose 7 years ago
Well, every sound you can't find out where it comes from can become tormenting. Once I thought some dumb a*s would not stop his alarm clock till I found out it came out of my own purse... It was annoying.
Load More Replies... John Tardy 4 years ago
When I was 9 years old I noticed that my uncle's hubcaps had a design with holes in it. A perfect place to put gravel from the driveway. I put gravel in all four hubcaps. He had the car in and out of the shop twice before they figured it out.
Mr. Re-in-act-ment 7 years ago
Here's how to find this out in about 2 minutes. Go to inside edition and look at the video about this
Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
13 years? They couldn't figure it out? It took me less than 3 weeks to figure out the bell chimes I could hear when I moved were from the town Court house. And then the morning fog/clouds had to be just right to ricochet through town and down into the valley.
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Zenozenobee 7 years ago
Why does the illustration for Amanda Bynes' fact shows Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore?
Azure Adams 7 years ago
No she doesn't. Wearing clothes on instgram does not a career in fashion make
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Christina Sersif 7 years ago
greedy b***h. I hope she spends all her winnings on a hot shot lawyer only to lose and get nothing.
Monika Rhodes 7 years ago
Haha, 'good luck' to her than, it's black on write so she'll be forced to split. I'd take my half and disown that aunt.
BusLady 7 years ago
People do stupid things over money. She's an older lady, and would probably not even have time to spend it anyway. Take your half and be happy, lady.
Load More Replies... Catherine Holtham-Oakley 7 years ago
Pretty sure, legally, she cannot do that anyway. Court case will last 5 minutes if it gets that far!
Jane Alexander 7 years ago
Both names are there, for whatever reason. Maybe sh'e not have won with out the luck?
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Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
This is the internet version of stretching your essay ! 25 pages for a joke I first saw on a gum wrapper!
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Master Markus 7 years ago
Shouldn't she just not watch HIM then? I assume there are multiple rooms in their house. I assume this is just a "dramatic title embellishment".
Patrick Hayes 5 years ago
as a GOT fan, I almost clicked that one when it popped up on CNN feed. Stoked I didn't
Eunice Probert 7 years ago
To be fair, if he's reading scripts for the first time, in the privacy of his own home, he's not obliged to, y'know, act.
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Lynn Noyes 7 years ago
Anyone cuddling an iguana probably has worse problems than cuddling iguanas.
Christina Sersif 7 years ago
Thanks. I'll make sure I don't cuddle with the pet iguana I or no one I know owns
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My O My 7 years ago
These are everywhere! She/he lost huge amount of weight with this simple trick: stopped eating everything yummy
Magdalina777 7 years ago
Why does it not say the food names revealed will shock all of the internet? Weird.
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Final score:
28points
Cassie 7 years ago
Indeed. I prefer mayo over egg wash for breading chicken, but grilled cheese needs that buttery flavor, imo.
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Emily Coyle 7 years ago
I've always put mayo on the inside and butter on the outside. Tastes fantastic.
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BieneMaya 7 years ago
Or better: plant a lot of flowers and stop madness of "flawless" lawns and stonegardens.... Both are dead for nature.
Bunzilla 7 years ago
Plus, it's actually a really bad idea to leave sugar water out. Unless you see a bee that's struggling and give it to that one specific bee, don't do it. If the bee finds a source of 'food' like that, they'll tell the other bees in the hive and they'll swarm you. And then they go back to the hive and make improper honey with that sugar water, which can actually land the bee-keeper in trouble. So... NEVER leave sugar water out. Never.
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lincholn6echo 7 years ago
Always use sugar-water and never ever use Honey, because the bees can get Infections from cheap foreign honey that may cause the whole colony to get sick and die!
Merlyn Emrys 7 years ago
Do not do this. Put out watering stations. Sugar doesn't benefit a hive of bees nearly as much as a pot of sage or lavender will.
weatherwitch 7 years ago
You shouldn't actually do this. Bees need WATER, they only need sugar water If they are exhausted. Leaving sugar water out permanently affects bees detrimentally, honey quality and you could end up with a whole tonne of bees swarming in your garden.
Thinairgal 7 years ago
But it would take them forever and a half to carry it all away
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#62
Turd Ferguson 7 years ago
I'm not faulting him for it, but I always wondered if it had to do with his stature and wealth and that he had access to treatment that most didn't.
Master Markus 7 years ago
Possibly, though he might have also just genetically had a less severe case, as while most people who ALS die within 2-5 years, some live longer. A guy in Canada named Steve Wells has had ALS for about 40 years now. (He collects art, so he appears to be rather well-off, but past getting devices for mobility and communication, there's not a whole lot else that can be done for ALS).
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Daria B 7 years ago
You can still get married without the ceremony. ♥ much cheaper
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#66
Erika Jones 7 years ago
Holy cow. I'd like to know how they arrived at that number. We did ours for under $5,000.
Christina Sersif 7 years ago
I had an international wedding. With catering, venue, decorations, dress/tux rental, make up hair, and of course air fare it cost less than $10,000.
weatherwitch 7 years ago
Mine cost £200 in 1996. Includes the dress! We didn't invite anyone except the essential witnesses, didn't have a reception and went back to work the next day 😂 The divorce was even less! Whilst mine really was a shoestring wedding I can't believe these ridiculous prices for weddings, engagements etc.
Captain Marvel 7 years ago
That is, if you want to have a fancy wedding in a fancy place with fancy people and things. Some of us like to be simple ;)
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Samm Haynes 3 years ago
Thought this may have been one of those guys in rattlesnake 1. #StephenKingDesperation
#69
Zenozenobee 7 years ago
It's not complicated. This flag is a way to celebrate and give visibility to Queer community. The thing is, were not a community free from racism...On dating apps too many people point out they refuse contact with colored people. It's still difficult and dangerous to belong to LGBT+ community and it's even worst for the ones among us that are not white. And those questions are rarely discuss. Being white, I have no problem with this new representation. It gives visibility to minories inside a minority ;) and should remind some about Sylvia Rivera and Marta Johnson... we're not a white only community and it's a good think to give visibility to everyone.
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Manfred Leong 7 years ago
a community shouldn't have racial segregation (i.e recognizing specific races) and should encompass all races and religions
Lazy Panda 7 years ago
Still against this. I recognize and respect all of the POC (especially trans women of colour) who have been at the front lines fighting for our rights as people but this is about pride in gender and orientation, regardless of race
Christina Sersif 7 years ago
please put it the new colors at the bottom. The color spectrum doesn't work the way they're doing. I'm OCD and this design bothers me lol.
Claudiu Carlogea 7 years ago
That's cool! Lucky I am among the green minority and I have a blue friend.
weatherwitch 7 years ago
As an Asexual I find all the flags bewildering! Yet I was pleased to find that Asexuals also have a flag. It's not about skin colour sexuality so I find this a bit odd really. Black is used in the Asexual flag to represent Asexuality as it is. Surely it's simply assumed that All people of all races can be gay, straight, bi, asexual etc?!
#70
Cat on a bike 7 years ago
Ohhh baby, I have news for you... Even if I dont write it out in any conversation over whatsapp or facebook, I still see ads regarding my verbal conversation.
Anna Thouvenin 7 years ago
They do though. It's even disclosed now. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jun/28/facebook-patent-phone-mic-listening-tv-shows
#71
trinity davis 7 years ago
The bumps help with traction on a slanted surface when the pavement is wet
Eunice Probert 7 years ago
They're also for wheelchair and pushchair users, to make it easier to get off and on the pavement.
Anne Reid 7 years ago
I found it to be the opposite. Then again, New York City probably put them in wrong.
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Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago
A loser trying to show off her nails and coffee logo at the same time.
Load More Replies... Master Markus 7 years ago
I'm not sure what that's based on, as it probably varies depending on when you wake up. However I have heard from multiple doctors that caffeinated beverages shouldn't be drunk after 5 or 6 pm if you want to get a good sleep.
#73
Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago
They're dogs. They don't understand "work". As long as they're together with nice people and getting treats and pets, they're happy.
Stille20 7 years ago
In all fairness, I would like my job better if there were nice people and treats and pets... mostly just the treats.
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NancyandCharlie Miller 7 years ago
My dog is a (child certified) therapy dog, and he knows when it's time to "work"--we are volunteers and don't get paid, but when I pick up his vest and the bag with his stuff in it, he is absolutely elated to go to work! He's 112 lb German Shepherd mix, and if he didn't enjoy visiting and seeing people, there is no way I could make him do it! Woof! :)
Master Markus 7 years ago
They like the stimulation! Most dog breeds aren't into just sitting around all day.
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The Girl on Fire 7 years ago
If you have time to find out how many pixels off center the Spotify pause button is, you might need a hobby.
#75
Peter Wood 7 years ago
My aunt took my mother and I to Sam' Club on her membership back in the 90s.
Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago
Costco sucks. They don’t have a good selection of products. Just good prices on bulk.
#76
Daria B 7 years ago
Oh? I thought these were still very common in Europe? Is this technology dying already?
Cassie 7 years ago
Pretty sure they're still pretty common in older building in US cities, too. I've never owned one, but I still know what it is. I don't think it's as obscure as Apost thinks.
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Merlyn Emrys 7 years ago
who doesnt know what a radiator is? I never even saw one growing up (CA) but I know wht they are!
Cassie 7 years ago
We have central air that does both heat and AC. We still know what a radiator is, though.
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#77
Wiggity 7 years ago
Did you know that around 2,900 people are killed every year because of hippopotamuses? Highest amount of any non-venomous/non-parasitic/disease vector animal. timmy-5b63...7f22dd.jpg 
Alicia Chibuike 7 years ago
Most likely it was his daughter, but yeah not to smart.
Load More Replies... Lynn Noyes 7 years ago
Hippopotamuses are very aggressive animals; in fact, they are considered one of the most aggressive animals in the world. They are territorial, especially in the water, and have often attacked boats.
#79
Miriam Brose 7 years ago
Oh well... I am still learning english. And this even doesn't involve speaking...
Willow The Pillow 7 years ago
Well, considering your grammar and spelling..you're doing great so far!
Load More Replies... Jef Bateman 7 years ago
If you go to France most people speak English. At least some. It will really surprise me if this happens. There might be more people in Francophone African countries, but that has never had that big an impact on the rest of the world.
evilsebs 7 years ago
If you go to Paris, sure, go to any city south or north of Paris and you'll be hard pressed to find more than a few people who are willing to speak English with you.
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John Tardy 4 years ago
One of the dumber books I've read. It tried to be funny, but was merely weird.
#81
Bunzilla 7 years ago
I think it's actually more common in Europe to go by your middle name rather than your first name. My mother was born in Europe, and she goes by her middle name.
Jo Choto 7 years ago
I have spent over two decades living in the US and over two decades living in Europe. I think I have met more people in the US who went by their middle names, especially in Virginia/W. Virginia for some reason.
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#82
Catherine Holtham-Oakley 7 years ago
Why? It's just paper. She didn't boil used paper! It gets wet when you wipe your bottom, that's what it is for!
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Master Markus 7 years ago
This article would probably actually do a lot better if it said "Look at the wedding dress this woman made with toilet paper!" since that tends to be more compelling than "person does really weird, but benign thing".
EvilDinosaur 7 years ago
Almost as good as the wedding dress someone made at my school for art.
#83
Final score:
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Gwinevere von Ludwig 7 years ago
yup. they sure are tasty if you hate gay people. ick
Load More Replies... Logic Index 5 months ago
The secret ingredient is building a business model off of good morals instead of acting like you. Alphabet Karen.
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Lucia Verdugo 7 years ago
Ah but did they try Del Taco?? Strawberry shakes from Del, my favorite hands down
Christina Sersif 7 years ago
Frosted lemonades are the best. I highly recommend those. Oh and the one close to me has a gay person working there, who is proud to work there actually. So for the uninformed people out there....CHICK FI LET DOESN'T HATE ANYONE.
#85
Kay Pahlad 7 years ago
Well since we on the topic...What radar detector for a reasonable price works.😁
Matt Hill 3 years ago
They pretty much no longer work. Too many newer cars use radar for lane assist and various other stuff that the false alarms make them useless.
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Lars Lasersson 7 years ago
Yup, another example of how it's all about the clicks.
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Stef Bollen 7 years ago
This has been posted here on bored panda and was a really amusing story
Amanda Ford 7 years ago
I agree, I don't get the story. The dude cut into his steak and it was less cooked then he liked so he tried to throw it out the window instead of doing the proper thing and politely pointing out that he likes his steaks more done than that? Makes no sense to me.
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Amanda Ford 7 years ago
This isn't weird. People have been dipping fries into milkshakes (flurries are shakes with candy in them) for forever.
Desiré Yen 7 years ago
I've dipped my fries into McDonald's ice cream before!
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Magdalina777 7 years ago
Okay I do think this is weird. But perhaps not weird enough to require a whole article on it.
Christina Sersif 7 years ago
I don't like soggy fries, but I can imagine the salty/sweet combo is good
#89
Erika Jones 7 years ago
So sad. She died much too soon. Addiction/substance abuse is so horrible.
RacconLifeGirlie 7 years ago
Darn you Obi Won Kanobi! She said you were her only hope and you didn't get there fast enough!
WillemPenn 7 years ago
Because she suffered from the disease of addiction, which has nothing to do with how smart someone is. It is a metal illness and, unfortunately, until we have better treatments, relapse is a part of many addicts journey.
Load More Replies... tarebear 7 years ago
This may be a dumb question but what exactly does ethanol do? I thought it was like straight up rubbing alcohol
Connie Martin 7 years ago
Ethanol (ETOH) is the alcohol in spirits, wine and beer. Rubbing alcohol is isopropyl alcohol.
Load More Replies... Christina Sersif 7 years ago
That's disappointing. I'm sure that had a lot to do with what killed her :(
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Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago
Wow that’s low. Which makes sense if we’re counting 18 year olds as adults.
Catherine Holtham-Oakley 7 years ago
I think you will find that is absolutely nobody else's business how many people I have slept with! :-)
Magdalina777 7 years ago
Wouldn't that depend on age? Who's "the average american" in that scenario?
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 7 years ago
Just the tip... (Sorry, couldn't resist it)
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Kjorn 7 years ago
not big enough... i'll try with a water melon... it's bigger... should be better right?
EvilDinosaur 7 years ago
The fruit I’d need probably won’t fit in my house...;/
Load More Replies... Jef Bateman 7 years ago
They are using the word "incredible" in it's original sense: not to be believed. I wonder sometimes if Trump uses the word so often because he means it in the original meaning too. Listen to some of his speeches and let me know what you think.
Master Markus 7 years ago
Wat. The people who say this sort of stuff apparently don't know what "energy" is.
#92
Jef Bateman 7 years ago
The computer program was made by engineers--the same people who designed the airplane! It reminds me of those UCLA computer models that show that the computer thinks wealth is distributed in exactly the same way that the people who programmed the computers expected.
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Christina Sersif 7 years ago
I had to google it...it's literally a hole in the throat where you nose connects with your throat. It's absolutely disgusting and I thank God I don't do drugs.
Jill 7 years ago
I mistakenly googled ”perferated pallet” instead, hehe...whoops
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Jef Bateman 7 years ago
I used to think that braces were decorative. Young kids might think they make them look more grown up. It kinda makes sense.
#96
Christina Sersif 7 years ago
because he THINKS he's cool. He's not. You roll your eyes when you hear him coming. Girls run away. Guys hide and pretend not to know him. He is the loserest loser of loud people.
#97
EvilDinosaur 7 years ago
Regrettably I think some still do because of ignorance or ableism...
Load More Replies... Jef Bateman 7 years ago
It's interesting that there are people who don't know this, yet they are able to turn on their computer and open a browser. Strange days.
#98
Master Markus 7 years ago
Why does he look like the filthiest redneck to ever exist, but with grills? Apparently he's "an American rapper, singer, songwriter and record producer" and yes, he ALWAYS looks like that.
Basil 7 years ago
He is really committed to that hair . . . situation that he has. Hmm.
Load More Replies... Basil 7 years ago
I am in my early thirties, aka, an old. I have heard of this dingus. It's not a case of "who?" for me. I don't listen to hip hop or rap or pop or any current mainstream music or what have you. But, I have a passing familiarity with Taylor Swift, Drake, soundcloud dirtbags, your Demi Lovatos, your Cardi Bs, etc. So i'm not totally out of the loop. By this I mean i've heard snippets/bits and pieces of their actual music. Whatever. I pick it up through celebrity gossip, cultural osmosis. But 18 songs??????????? EIGHTEEN? Not even once, not even in a spotify ad, youtube commercial, suggested song, video snippet, collaboration, random reddit mention, etc etc never have I ever even accidentally heard or stumbled upon anything created by this d**k weasel. 18 songs???? That is fascinating to me. Like, even as completely alien and repugnant as someone like xxxtenacion was, I at least came across his s****y music some times. But this toad. 18 songs and nothing. Wild. I had no idea. /ramblings
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Sanne H. 7 years ago
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diane a 7 years ago
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Load More Replies... CultOfBambi 7 years ago
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SykesDaMan 7 years ago
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Tim Chamberlin 7 years ago
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Sanne H. 7 years ago
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diane a 7 years ago
it is better only to have to click the once to read something rather than 10 - 20 times
Load More Replies... CultOfBambi 7 years ago
Sadly, there are more and more of these kind of articles on Bored Panda now too. C'mon kids, there's enough interesting/funny/beautiful/thought provoking stuff out there that you don't need to over-hype pointless b******t.
SykesDaMan 7 years ago
I"m following this page on FB and I don't want to be "that guy", but BP has been de-click-bait-ed on this page a few times.
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