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Online shopping is full of regrets. But it can be really entertaining too.

A few days ago, Lexi Brown from Minnesota made a tweet, saying "A hobby of mine is finding ridiculous items for sale at Nordstrom's." Brown also attached a picture of her best find yet—a Pavé Chair Bag.

If you also can't understand the purpose of this sparkling little chair, don't worry. Its sellers are as clueless as we all are. "Always have a front-row seat thanks to this sparkly pavé folding chair made in collaboration with lifestyle brand Myreality," they wrote in the product description. "Shown on the runway at New York Fashion Week, this bedazzled object d’art doesn't actually carry anything, except for a conversation." And people loved it.

The tweet instantly blew up, receiving nearly 170K likes and inspiring others to share their hilarious discoveries as well. Continue scrolling and check them out!

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Foxxy (The Original)
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have got to be joking. $39,000 bloody dollars is just insane.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you carry it AT ALL. Is there a point to this that I am missing?

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you have a recording of the person talking too. Kinda make it like futurama style.

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    Nordstrom is an American luxury department store chain. Founded back in 1901 by John W. Nordstrom and Carl F. Wallin, it originated as a shoe store and evolved into a full-line retailer with departments for clothing, footwear, handbags, jewelry, accessories, cosmetics, and fragrances.

    Some stores feature home furnishings and wedding departments, and several also have in-house cafes, restaurants, and espresso bars.

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    YourAveragePooh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A brick? 300$? What the actual f**k is this?

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the sad thing is there are people dumb enough to buy this useless crap.

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    Nowadays, no wonder Nordstrom has so many "WTF" items—as of 2021, it operates 100 stores in 32 U.S. states, and 3 Canadian provinces since entering the market in 2014. One location in Puerto Rico was in operation from 2015 through 2020.

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    The corporate headquarters and flagship store are located in the former Frederick & Nelson building in Seattle, Washington; a second flagship store is located near Columbus Circle in New York City. Its subsidiaries include the off-price department store chain Nordstrom Rack and the members-only online store HauteLook.

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    Nordstrom has long been an early adopter of e-commerce, especially among its department store peers. That ethos will serve the upscale retailer well as it weathers the biggest storm in its history, which sent an even bigger chunk of its business online.

    The company said at its virtual investor day that sales in Q4 2020, including the key holiday season, fell by a low 20s percentage, capping a devastating year in which the pandemic temporarily shut all of its stores and its clientele eschewed the fashion wares for which Nordstrom is known.

    But another big result of the COVID-19 upheaval is that the percentage of sales Nordstrom gets online has risen to about 50% and the company expects that to stick. Which may be the reason why people have been finding so many ridiculous items lately!

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there any other countries available? I'm interested

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can totally see the Real Housewives of the Yukon rocking a pair of these.

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    YourAveragePooh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather give that $845 to a homeless.

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    YourAveragePooh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they mock MickeyMouse like that?

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    TSatch17 Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not how you put on a straight jacket.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only difference between crazy and eccentric, is money.

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inspired by a sleeping bag you got stuck in then out

    Kimberley Gayle Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A comfy strait jacket. I see. So you can be dragged off to the mental hospital “in style”. Hogwash. “Did you see what Karen was wearing when she was dragged in?” “ I know, gorgeous right?” “Maybe she doesn’t belong here.” “I disagree. I think she should be in here a year to pay for her crime of wearing a comforter.”

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who want that elegant duvet- wrapped look

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you decided to wear your sleeping bag

    Jamma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other postings make this look almost normal.

    GeneralZod
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SHOCKING this in on clearance and didn't sell out immediately!

    Harrison Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look it's half off! Goody goody!

    Yoloplay3r
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It almost looks like a sleeping bag to me

    Hiker Chick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why it was on clearance?

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a cozy, erm I mean STYLISH, double sleeping bag you can have for £50.00...

    Alyssa Fiedler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it your favorite, cause all the other ones were way worse this one is bad?!?!?

    Amazon QT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That purchase “stole” my money.

    Yuh Uh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nordstrom is really trying....

    idraax poission
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can knit something similar for like $5

    Aisling Allan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this one keeps you warm?

    Colleen Stadnick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody "stole" it from a tire factory!

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a bag .....I mean bad idea, but heck, I know most sleeping bags built like this with the same filler cost about $600. less......and you get full body coverage.

    Jo Chrisco
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sporting goods can carry this under "unopening parachute".

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a mighty cozy noose you got there.

    ALM, BLM, Y'know.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternatively you could just get a $10 sleeping bag..

    Imma Letchoofinish
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok...but it's 50% off. So, if you don't buy it...you are losing $820.

    Frances Petendra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s so ridiculous..I’m laughing

    Amo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why buy this when you can just take a sleeping bag, cut some slits, and wriggle in?

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ridiculously overpriced, but ( unlike most of the items on this list ) at least it would actually do what it's supposed to do - keep you warm.

    Amelia Earhart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw a guy down by the river looking like that-- but I think it was his sleeping bag...

    Arenite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A stole is basically a wide scarf. Mink stoles were very in at various points in time.

    Eric Forster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't you buy yourself a nice winter coat?

    SF Angel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should return it to the person she stole it from

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guys its obvious so you have a carry on sleep bag if you get lost in the woods

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the mafia is ready to dump her off a bridge!

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for those cold spells in the Sahara.

    Znaya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might accidentally hurt yourself trying to put your cut on 😀

    Ruth Beaty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's marginally useful, very marginally.

    Monika Piekarz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The designer must have been so high when he came up with this thing. 🤪

    cursed--alien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a wearable sleeping bag

    Virgil Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean it looks cozy but it's definitely not worth that much

    Lydia Gichia-Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stola Piumino down fill nylon stole money from folks

    pro introvert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol that's what i look like in a blanket

    third molar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you didn't have time to stitch the jacket

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Customer: Do you actually have any training in plumbing?

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case you want to roll yourself into your jacket and never come out again

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago

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    Broccoli is too trendy lately

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    Pigeon Witchcraft
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who would even go online shopping and think "you know what, i'll buy some really weird lensless glasses"

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    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemme grab my toolbox. I have a few of these for sure.

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    More!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I thought the greenhouse was full size due to the price.

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    BorPand8
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's about $1.28 per tamale, not including shipping. The price seems pretty reasonable, but I wouldn't trust Neiman Marcus to make a good tamale.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that finds these hair ties horrible for the hair?? I think they break them...

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing looks like you'd stab vampires with it

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    Charlotte A.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those children must be tiny indeed of whatever the seating is, can also be used as a phone stand...

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    Esther
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What made me laugh was the review lol

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    columbokateUK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Only two left" i wonder how many people actually own these 😟

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    xXPlague_19Xx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but why in the world is the hat $60?! Wait... I found a more expensive one Screenshot...af-png.jpg Screenshot-2021-04-23-61951-AM-6082bb74a72af-png.jpg

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