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Online shopping is full of regrets. But it can be really entertaining too.

A few days ago, Lexi Brown from Minnesota made a tweet, saying "A hobby of mine is finding ridiculous items for sale at Nordstrom's." Brown also attached a picture of her best find yet—a Pavé Chair Bag.

If you also can't understand the purpose of this sparkling little chair, don't worry. Its sellers are as clueless as we all are. "Always have a front-row seat thanks to this sparkly pavé folding chair made in collaboration with lifestyle brand Myreality," they wrote in the product description. "Shown on the runway at New York Fashion Week, this bedazzled object d’art doesn't actually carry anything, except for a conversation." And people loved it.

The tweet instantly blew up, receiving nearly 170K likes and inspiring others to share their hilarious discoveries as well. Continue scrolling and check them out!

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Foxxy (The Original)
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have got to be joking. $39,000 bloody dollars is just insane.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you carry it AT ALL. Is there a point to this that I am missing?

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you have a recording of the person talking too. Kinda make it like futurama style.

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    Nordstrom is an American luxury department store chain. Founded back in 1901 by John W. Nordstrom and Carl F. Wallin, it originated as a shoe store and evolved into a full-line retailer with departments for clothing, footwear, handbags, jewelry, accessories, cosmetics, and fragrances.

    Some stores feature home furnishings and wedding departments, and several also have in-house cafes, restaurants, and espresso bars.

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    YourAveragePooh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A brick? 300$? What the actual f**k is this?

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised Gwenthy Paltrow hasn't sold this on her Goop Website with some ridiculous disclaimer that it protects from vampires.

    Softsquatch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    use it to bludgeon yourself to death with when you realise you spent $300 on a brick

    Reese2906Hi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not a brick! Its a SUPREME BRICK!!!

    Biana Vacker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first thing that came to min was 'Their taking Brason to the next level'

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like a test of just how stupid their base actually is.

    Emmy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol why buy it when you can make it? I would probably fail but its the thought that counts.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People have been making fired-clay bricks 'themselves' for 6000 years, give it a try!

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    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you have to add S&H of $100 because bricks are heavy. . .

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was part of a Motown act back in the 60s

    Stacy S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very popular with Crazy Ex- Gurrlfriends/

    Woltax
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let‘s build a whole house with these.🤦‍♂️

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should just call it "the universal car opener"... seriously though, is it only a brick? Does it open or something? This has to be a joke

    Xandra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe someone is conducting a study on how far human stupidity can go. I can find no other explanation for this...

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A ridiculously expensive rock with which to hit yourself in your stupid face if you "drunk buy" this online...

    Anthony Finney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine building a house using those high priced little clay sculptures! Hell, I'd need to take out a mortgage if I built a dog house!

    Princess Toadstool
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also make an 80 dollar supreme pencil too

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Bad Dragon can make a brick, so can these people.

    23AClark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can go get a brick, and carve "Supreme" onto it! And it won't cost me $300 damn dollars either.

    Kevin Hickey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they have Supreme cans of soup for my family?

    Yugan Talovich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the brick supremacist in your life.

    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw it through the window of the person who bought the bedazzled chair. Or the person who bought the rock in a leather pouch.

    Dave Chapman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a brick of Premium Afghan Hashish?? THAT would be a Steal... ;)

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was mocked in a Phineas and Ferb cartoon: https://youtu.be/FgyonkrEWik 4195E9AC-2...9-jpeg.jpg 4195E9AC-23D9-4675-BAE4-0BB782F2BF85-6084a830369d9-jpeg.jpg

    SF Angel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this brick once meet Jimmy Hoffa?

    Efraim Ondrej Kubik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you people do know that this is the point? It is overpriced because it is a colelctible piece of art. Just like Lego - bla bla bla, overpriced plastic. But buy a good one and wait for some 5 years. Thank me later.

    catherine todd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd buy this brick and that rock to throw at the people who designed, sold and purchased this trash!

    Geoff Rogers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the leather holder? They can't expect to compete with the rock if the can't be bothered adding value.

    Mike Proco
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE DEVELOPERS THOUGHT LETS SELL THIS TO SUPREME IDIOTS!!

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To elucidate, "Supreme Bricks" were some of the first bricks around and are part of the American heritage. Highly collectable in the deeper south.

    Steven Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a different kind of brick you can buy in Jamaica for $300

    Chloe Ross
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sturdier "Lava The Hand Soap"

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is one of trumps companies

    Chloe Ross
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was an cake of Lava, the Hand Soap.

    Bored_weeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A piece of brick used to build the white house

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the supreme clueless t**t you know who needs to be hit upside the head with it.

    Sportsgal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Col. Mustard, in the library, with a brick! (Insert evil laugh)

    lakitha tolbert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People with too much money will just buy any old damn thing. They're just easily scammed out of it, and they don't care, because to them, its just a tiny amount.

    Lorraine Bryan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH! Remember the foam bricks you could buy and throw at people? Yeah, at least you can use this one as a paperweight!

    Mike Mischak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would fit nicely in the airplane pocket book.

    Michael Capriola Jr.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's not even gold plated. How much do they want for that bridge connecting Brooklyn and Manhattan?

    Bored Dog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it would be cheaper to try and carve the logo on a brick...

    Talayah Gordon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    300$ y would you buy this f** ing sh!t

    DancingPig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me no one bought this

    Kakofonyx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a great deal on a Superior brick, if anyone is interested. Used only once and wiped clean of any fingerprints.

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some bricks are worth even more, but they're a different color.

    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They hit themselves over the head with it before they thought up that price.....?

    Duchess Raven Waves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta admit. The bastards knew people would buy it. So why not.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I throw it at whoever owns this brand?

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you build houses with these? And would the logo be seen through the wall?

    Marilyn Holt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you gotta figure some of those dear folk wiith millions of $--what can they do? I mean, they can't just pick up leftover bricks from a construction site. They have to feel trhey actually DONE something. And they'll still have $millions left. Poor souls.

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? I thought this firm got in trouble for ripping off other firms.

    Eliza Schuyler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could slap a designer name on literally anything and sell it for 100x the price it’s worth

    M. Schweitzer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't it "Garry the street" from "Doom Patrol"?

    MoodyBlue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What even is "Supreme"? (Yes, I know, I'm old).

    Elsie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a pizza featuring: Beef, pepperoni, sausage, green onions, and mushrooms

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    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a brick of hash? Why so expensive?

    Hermione
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My house has an infinity pool overlooking my two tennis courts. Yeah, well MY house is made out of Supreme bricks...

    Max Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is more proof that supreme is insane

    Lila Rayner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was Brason.......

    Kimberley Gayle Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was a lifetime soap bar I could understand.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a beautiful, exquisite, priceless brick. 🙄

    pro introvert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao a $300 you will never get back

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole supreme brand is a joke. They just get other companies to make their normal clothes and attach "company a X supreme" to it, and charge 10 times the normal price.

    Friday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’ve gotta be shitting bricks, $300? Get outta here

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the Ultimate Brick is it

    Owen Salmon2028
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    becuse that brick thinks its supream

    Anita Pickle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay - how do find these rich people? I can sell them so many bricks for this price! Or more, so that rich person can brag that their brick cost more than this brick.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the sad thing is there are people dumb enough to buy this useless crap.

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    Nowadays, no wonder Nordstrom has so many "WTF" items—as of 2021, it operates 100 stores in 32 U.S. states, and 3 Canadian provinces since entering the market in 2014. One location in Puerto Rico was in operation from 2015 through 2020.

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    The corporate headquarters and flagship store are located in the former Frederick & Nelson building in Seattle, Washington; a second flagship store is located near Columbus Circle in New York City. Its subsidiaries include the off-price department store chain Nordstrom Rack and the members-only online store HauteLook.

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    Nordstrom has long been an early adopter of e-commerce, especially among its department store peers. That ethos will serve the upscale retailer well as it weathers the biggest storm in its history, which sent an even bigger chunk of its business online.

    The company said at its virtual investor day that sales in Q4 2020, including the key holiday season, fell by a low 20s percentage, capping a devastating year in which the pandemic temporarily shut all of its stores and its clientele eschewed the fashion wares for which Nordstrom is known.

    But another big result of the COVID-19 upheaval is that the percentage of sales Nordstrom gets online has risen to about 50% and the company expects that to stick. Which may be the reason why people have been finding so many ridiculous items lately!

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there any other countries available? I'm interested

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can totally see the Real Housewives of the Yukon rocking a pair of these.

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    YourAveragePooh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather give that $845 to a homeless.

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    YourAveragePooh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they mock MickeyMouse like that?

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago

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    Broccoli is too trendy lately

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    Pigeon Witchcraft
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who would even go online shopping and think "you know what, i'll buy some really weird lensless glasses"

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    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemme grab my toolbox. I have a few of these for sure.

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    More!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I thought the greenhouse was full size due to the price.

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    BorPand8
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's about $1.28 per tamale, not including shipping. The price seems pretty reasonable, but I wouldn't trust Neiman Marcus to make a good tamale.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that finds these hair ties horrible for the hair?? I think they break them...

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    Zedrapazia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing looks like you'd stab vampires with it

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    Charlotte A.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those children must be tiny indeed of whatever the seating is, can also be used as a phone stand...

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    Esther
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What made me laugh was the review lol

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    columbokateUK
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Only two left" i wonder how many people actually own these 😟

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    xXPlague_19Xx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but why in the world is the hat $60?! Wait... I found a more expensive one Screenshot...af-png.jpg Screenshot-2021-04-23-61951-AM-6082bb74a72af-png.jpg

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