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Online shopping is full of regrets. But it can be really entertaining too.

A few days ago, Lexi Brown from Minnesota made a tweet, saying "A hobby of mine is finding ridiculous items for sale at Nordstrom's." Brown also attached a picture of her best find yet—a Pavé Chair Bag.

If you also can't understand the purpose of this sparkling little chair, don't worry. Its sellers are as clueless as we all are. "Always have a front-row seat thanks to this sparkly pavé folding chair made in collaboration with lifestyle brand Myreality," they wrote in the product description. "Shown on the runway at New York Fashion Week, this bedazzled object d’art doesn't actually carry anything, except for a conversation." And people loved it.

The tweet instantly blew up, receiving nearly 170K likes and inspiring others to share their hilarious discoveries as well. Continue scrolling and check them out!

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ZazaChilvers Report

Foxxy (The Original)
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have got to be joking. $39,000 bloody dollars is just insane.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you carry it AT ALL. Is there a point to this that I am missing?

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    thaisaustin Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you have a recording of the person talking too. Kinda make it like futurama style.

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    Nordstrom is an American luxury department store chain. Founded back in 1901 by John W. Nordstrom and Carl F. Wallin, it originated as a shoe store and evolved into a full-line retailer with departments for clothing, footwear, handbags, jewelry, accessories, cosmetics, and fragrances.

    Some stores feature home furnishings and wedding departments, and several also have in-house cafes, restaurants, and espresso bars.

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    chinchlady701 Report

    YourAveragePooh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A brick? 300$? What the actual f**k is this?

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the sad thing is there are people dumb enough to buy this useless crap.

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    raahinasomani Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you want style and a snack🙄🙄

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At that price tag, I'm kind of disappointed that the fruit isn't Bedazzled.

    Paizleypie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hanging fruit to entice monkeys, rabbits, small horses, pigs, etc to follow you?

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe small children? You never know when you need one to kiss for a picture

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    Yasmin Janette
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can sell you a replacement banana for $2,000 if you damage the original

    MarieTDr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could easily buy some artificial fruit at the dollar store and add one or the other to my Walmart bag as the mood strikes me.

    J Rob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.thestar.com.my/lifestyle/culture/2019/12/13/couple-who-bought-us120k-banana-art-sense-it-will-be-iconic

    Hilu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good that they're showing different options in the pictures. I wasn't totally onboard by the banana, but seeing the bag with a carrot really made a difference. First thing to pop into my mind then was 'would this go with an apple' - and they delivered!

    Lucas Gonzalez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear these luxury companies are going way too far to get sales

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lunch Bag. . . when you're on a diet? ? ?

    Alyssa Fiedler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gross, they will rot, smell, am it will leave a mess, f you forget where you put it, plus this bag is super small, I would say this should be like 30 dollars, AT MAX!!

    Deal _Anneal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for feeding animals ig.......

    Wonderful
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like owning a bag that has fruit tampons hanging off it.. and THEN they have the audacity to also have a carrot. I’m ok with fruity purse tampons but veggie purse tampons??! NO! They just lost a sale.

    Christy Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just further proof that the rich have too much f*****g money, while the other 99% are scraping by in comparison.

    Phantom Lion
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just the fact that they put a carrot there even though it isn't a fruit at all

    Happy Daihatsu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $11,400 for a bag with fruit? I could buy 2 1/2 Daihatsu Copens for that price...

    a Minecraft girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s literally a bag with fruit tied to it. I can do that at home for free

    Bella, Your Kitty-Loving Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bag itself is cute. Probably not worth the price tho.

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A carrot is a veggie, thank you very much! Lol

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a second, this piece of garbage is $11,400?!?!

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    Carol Gaudaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can you imagine how bruised that banana would be swinging around on the end of a chain?!

    OUSSAMA AGZOUL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what normal people think fruits basket is: (i am not a weeb i just heard of the anime a lot of times)

    Anthony Finney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The information isn't available because even the marketing whizzes at Nordstrom's couldn't find words to justify the product or the price!

    Geordie Insomniac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh, some people just have faaaaaaar to much money if they spend it on crap like this!!

    Gloria J Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The designer is laughing their way to the bank with your money.

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have to supply your own fruit? because if you do I'm out.

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I left the house with a pear hanging off my bag, would people find me cool?

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am considering the banana...I already got bags enough and chains are so last year!

    kevin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even though this is ridiculous, I find this quite cute

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That better be full of cocaine for that price.

    Ayla Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the Banana Art that sold during Art Basel in Miami.

    SF Angel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about capitalźing on low hanging fruit...

    Terje Nygård
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For that price.. it should come with a daily delivery of a single fruit for the rest of your life :)

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banana for scale. And carrot. And apple.....

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where else would a fruit cake advertise itself?

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only person that would ever buy this is Zoolander.

    Lorraine Bryan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a real job, please. Try to actually contribute. I'll bet you can if you really try. Either that, or at least get off the drugs, bro. People are beginning to whisper... Ok, scrap that; maybe you NEED some drugs?

    Michael Capriola Jr.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'know, if Biden's tax plan goes thru, the uber-stupid will have to do without all this stuff. Boo hoo. Boo hoo, I say. ("Please help those too busy helping themselves to ask for help" - Bill Mahr)

    Elizabeth Evans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are they wanting animals to follow them?

    122pirateradio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could tie string to the end of my own bag to hold a fruit for less then that lol

    Erin Snodgrass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree that this is the most ridiculous item I've ever seen

    Katy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, interchangeable fruits you say? I'll take two.

    Robert Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will go great with my "Apple" watch.

    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's crazy! It was worth the money but then you decided to add a handbag to it! I'm out!

    Amy Cohen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost bought this and decided against it when it didn’t have a strap. Not kidding.

    Mariam Najar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who created this? They need help.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is too much for a little white purse. Stupid high end brand names.

    Virgil Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol why though. the idea feels more like a gag gift, not something worth a ton of money

    MoodyBlue
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this? A purse with a string, to which you can attach a fruit? Does the fruit come with the purse?

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen that bag in navy (goooooooorgeous!!) at around $5-6k, but the fruit chain? wtf?

    David Zhou
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $11400 down the drain? Whoever buys this is a f-cktard

    Woltax
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would prefer a watermelon.🍉

    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s roughly my mortgage deposit.

    Arf!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you swing your purse around, I bet you'll see fruit flies...

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lose the “ornaments” and it’s actually a nice bag

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    Nowadays, no wonder Nordstrom has so many "WTF" items—as of 2021, it operates 100 stores in 32 U.S. states, and 3 Canadian provinces since entering the market in 2014. One location in Puerto Rico was in operation from 2015 through 2020.

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    The corporate headquarters and flagship store are located in the former Frederick & Nelson building in Seattle, Washington; a second flagship store is located near Columbus Circle in New York City. Its subsidiaries include the off-price department store chain Nordstrom Rack and the members-only online store HauteLook.

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    Nordstrom has long been an early adopter of e-commerce, especially among its department store peers. That ethos will serve the upscale retailer well as it weathers the biggest storm in its history, which sent an even bigger chunk of its business online.

    The company said at its virtual investor day that sales in Q4 2020, including the key holiday season, fell by a low 20s percentage, capping a devastating year in which the pandemic temporarily shut all of its stores and its clientele eschewed the fashion wares for which Nordstrom is known.

    But another big result of the COVID-19 upheaval is that the percentage of sales Nordstrom gets online has risen to about 50% and the company expects that to stick. Which may be the reason why people have been finding so many ridiculous items lately!

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    Kristin_wrote Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there any other countries available? I'm interested

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can totally see the Real Housewives of the Yukon rocking a pair of these.

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    Peril_in_Pink Report

    YourAveragePooh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather give that $845 to a homeless.

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    YourAveragePooh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they mock MickeyMouse like that?

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago

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    Broccoli is too trendy lately

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    Pigeon Witchcraft
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who would even go online shopping and think "you know what, i'll buy some really weird lensless glasses"

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    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemme grab my toolbox. I have a few of these for sure.

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    More!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I thought the greenhouse was full size due to the price.

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    BorPand8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's about $1.28 per tamale, not including shipping. The price seems pretty reasonable, but I wouldn't trust Neiman Marcus to make a good tamale.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that finds these hair ties horrible for the hair?? I think they break them...

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing looks like you'd stab vampires with it

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    Charlotte A.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those children must be tiny indeed of whatever the seating is, can also be used as a phone stand...

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    Esther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What made me laugh was the review lol

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    columbokateUK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Only two left" i wonder how many people actually own these 😟

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    xXPlague_19Xx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but why in the world is the hat $60?! Wait... I found a more expensive one Screenshot...af-png.jpg Screenshot-2021-04-23-61951-AM-6082bb74a72af-png.jpg

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