51 Funny Dark Memes That You Might Want To Immediately Send To Your Friends

This is brilliant! Go all The Crying Game on them.

Absolutely 💯

All true

The parents who get mad about shít like this are always the ones whose crótch goblins are literal demons

You could just... not. Nobody needs kids.

I'm retired now but I thank you because I spent thousands of lunch hours just like this, working a landscape laborer job.

I’m happy that I wasn’t drinking anything when I read this.

Religious folk *always* get offended. By literally anything.

I can still hear the shish-thwunk of this.

What a kind, loving and selfless chap he is 🤣

I like this

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Every time. But I always forget how bad it is by the next time XD

The horse looks like he’s saying, “Are you seeing this??”.

But, I'm lost off the coast of South Africa... 😆 For those that don't know - You cannot see the North Star from the Southern Hemisphere.

🤣🤣😭😭

Hahahahah

Its his trash can, not his trash can not.

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I've lived in my van briefly during some of the really bad times in my life XD Do not recommend. Even in Southern California, it gets VERY cold at night when you're sleeping in an uninsulated vehicle :x

If you are too far gone, I must be there already

England

Chris "Joey" Meloni

He isn´t sure....

Yes, but bear in mind that when you own a property you have all the costs of maintaining it as well. If the windows/doors/roof/central heating etc needs fixing/replacing, that's not going to be dealt with by any landlord. Owning a house is expensive beyond a mortgage.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

FREE HER

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Dang, that is exciting!

Exp. date is in 2009...we were chomping on this in the early 80's!

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That's not a forehead, it is a fivehead.

I feel this at work. New guy started and spoke movie and tv. He's the best.

Sometimes it's the best option...

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3 is just trying to get the attention of his mate, Alan!

The person who got this definitely knew what he was doing.

"That's the last time I holiday in Mexico"

Whenever I am disappointed in one of my children, I remember who I was at that age, and it clears right up. My kids are basically angels

well that was a rollercoaster

Thanks meme, now I won't sleep either. :/

Brain... hurts...

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Póop. The devastating word we must not look upon is "póop".

pretty sure this belonged to a Darwin Award Winner

Huh? You have a specific screwdriver not to use as a pry bar? I have a screwdriver not to be used as anything other than a pry bar.

That's Phil Mitchell from the British soap Eastenders. He wouldn't be celebrating Fanks givin. He'd just call in Fursday.

" So, why are you hauling a powered post hole digger around?".."That's not a post hole digger...it's a gas line finder".."Oh, sh*t".."Yup blew the dirt right out of the hole! And, fun fact, there is a 2 foot variance on those cute little flags they stick in the ground!"

Absolutely not!

That comment could go down faster than the Titanic

Wawa is the common way to call capital city of Poland. Makes no sense

I hope his life insurance is paid up!

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