The times might change but one thing stays constant—raising kids. And speak to any parent in your social circle and you’re bound to hear about what a ridiculously awesome challenge it is. Fun but exhausting. Heartwarming yet tiring. Absolutely hilarious but bordering on tears because your kids won’t eat the meal they asked for and you haven’t slept for, seemingly, years. Raising munchkins is a natural part of life and, at the end of the day, building a family together is one of the coolest parts of life on Planet Earth. (Right next to owning cats and dogs.)
But don’t just take our word for it. There are plenty of parents sharing the funny, quirky, and sometimes mind-boggling ups and downs of their daily lives raising kids right on social media. And Bored Panda’s collected some of the best recent parenting tweets for you to kick back with and enjoy. Perhaps with a hot mug of tea and that candy bar that you hid away from all your other family members.
Done upvoting your fave parenting tweets of the month? Want some more parenting wins and woes to read during work? You’re cordially invited to check out our earlier lists from March, February, and January 2021. Happy scrolling!
However, sometimes parenting seems like an insurmountable challenge. Burnout and stress are replacing the fun and it's easy to feel lost. Bored Panda wanted to learn about how to better navigate the more challenging sides of parenting, so we reached out to counselor Katie Rose, the founder of the Chigwell Therapy Centre and a member of the British Association for Counselling and Psychotherapy. Therapist Katie went into detail about how we should avoid wanting to be perfect, how resilience and occasional boredom are essential for kids, and how gratitude and opening up to others can help parents deal with daily stress.
"I think that as parents, we feel the need to be perfect. Usually, that means trying (and failing) to live up to unreasonably high expectations we’ve set for ourselves and are impossible to meet," Katie said. "Instead, consider this. In order for our children to learn and grow, they need to understand that we’re not perfect—in fact, that perfection doesn’t even exist. Instead, by failing them in small, manageable ways, we help them learn to tolerate the small frustrations that they will inevitably face in their everyday lives in the future, helping them grow into successful adults." You'll find Bored Panda's full interview with Katie below.
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I tend to think of clever comebacks five minutes after the moment passed.
Anti maskers seem to be so self righteous as well as pathetically stupid
No but why are you wearing it? Asking as a, uhm, pro masker. Oh, you did really steal that baby, well, good on you, carry on.
Sometimes I forget to take it off after leaving a shop or can't be bothered to take it on/off/on/off when going into more than one shop within minutes.
Load More Replies...LOL! Kids today catch on so much quicker than we did in my day!
I call telemarketers back after I hung up on them. Then I ask for the most ridiculous stuff and they never call again
I've let my 4 year old answer telemarketer calls and it is unbelievably amusing. I don't get many calls anymore. Lol.
OMG! Finally someone gives me a compelling reason to have my own children!
I used to hand the phone to my child and say, “here, you talk to them”. Every time he would say, “Can I swear?” The answer was always yes.
My 13 year old grandson loves to answer spam calls. We let him do it when we need a good laugh.
BACP member and founder of the Chigwell Therapy Centre, Katie, pointed out to Bored Panda that boredom is "essential" for children. In appropriate doses, of course. "It allows them to tap into their own imagination and creativity, and learn to rely on themselves. Next time you go out in the car, suggest that instead of staring at their screens, they look out of the window. Notice where you live, where you’re going, and what’s going on around them. Be curious about what’s around you, and help fuel their creativity," she suggested that we embrace occasional boredom instead of shying away from it.
While most parents instinctively want to protect their children from everything bad that can happen to them, this can have an adverse effect on their growth. "Resilience is essential to help children grow into successful teens and young adults. While it’s important to protect children from the worst that’s going on around them, it’s also important for them to understand that things won’t always go their way, or that sad or difficult things might happen, and that they can not only tolerate them, but survive and thrive under difficult circumstances," counselor Katie said that we have to look at the long-term growth of our kids.
I honestly think the only reason women clothing don't have pockets is because they want to sell women handbags... they would have tried it with men, but men would rather hide the key to the house under a rock than find a bag to carry it around.
There's some speculation based on historical evidence that when women in Western countries were wearing "pockets" (sizable bags or pouches tied around the waist and under the topmost skirt) in the 18th century, that was dangerous! She could have seditious literature in there, or love letters from an affair she's having! Or a weapon! Women have too much privacy when they have pockets! So there's some speculation that this was when pockets were discouraged or driven out of style and women had to start carrying only a few things in a small bag or reticule and dresses became less voluminous and without large crinolines (which would return in the mid-1800s, but I digress). Think of the changes between Marie Antoinette's era and Jane Austen's era.
Load More Replies...Has anyone considered NOT buying clothes without pockets. That is what is known as market demand.
Pockets are mostly useless. I wear men's clothing quite a lot and have plenty of pockets and never use them. I prefer my bag and always will.
why can't women start a thing. NO POCKETS, NO BUY!! Pass it on
Load More Replies...Some of them could be little chocolate eggs, some plastic eggs ...
Load More Replies...searching for their lost bar of chocolate after you ate it is another thing you may have to do.
YMMV. Mine stopped at 15 out of 20 eggs, and occasionally find the others at unfortunate moment (last week one was found and eaten just after misbehaviour).
Load More Replies...If you're feeling stressed out from family life, going outside for a walk or a bit of playtime in the park can nearly always improve your family's mood. "Get outside. Kids don’t care that it’s not the hottest day or the biggest theme park. Put on a coat, and take advantage of your local open spaces or playground and get outside in the fresh air," Katie from the Chigwell Therapy Centre said. It works, too. Fresh air always improves my mood, no matter how stressed I am. And I'm sure that plenty of you Pandas will agree with this.
However, sometimes the issues and challenges that parents face are so big that they need to talk to someone about them in-depth. "Some counselors are still working face to face work, and others are available on the telephone and online via Zoom and Skype. Look at the BACP Directory and pick up the phone. Don’t be embarrassed to ask for help. Even if you were ok before, you might be finding things a struggle now," Katie suggested.
They represent the three primary body divisions in a standing human, legs, torso, and head. If a snowman only had two you might imagine they were a human so fat that they had no visible neck.
Load More Replies...Okay... I went there, too. Trying to picture it. Then realized from the bottom up, not the dangly bits.
I mean, it's common sense to place the largest person in the back. How are those tiny little dolls and teddies supposed to see anything with a fully grown human in the first row?
You know, that's an excellent point. I hadn't thought of that.
Load More Replies...So cute! At nursery, they asked my 3yo son to choose another kid in his group to marry. He chose his best friend, who is a boy and also his cousin. Marriage is beautiful, but very complicated.
Aww. This is probably the cutest thing I've read in a long time
Load More Replies...Why wasn't dad there and which one would he have walked down the aisle?
He’s just a diabetic immortal in a jumpsuit who breaks and enters through peoples chimneys and eats their pastries and drink their dairy and then leaves lots of shiny boxes=Santa claus
Load More Replies...Man, the Easter Bunny is going to give this kid a breakdown.
Bored Panda was interested to find out about the role that gratitude has when it comes to managing our stress and expectations. "Gratitude is about focusing on what we do have, rather than what we don’t have. Practicing gratitude improves our mental wellbeing, makes us healthier individuals, helps us sleep better and strengthens our relationships with family and friends," the mental health professional listed the benefits.
"Even if it feels like there’s little to be grateful for right now, we can always celebrate the small things in life—the sun shining, the pretty spring blossom on the trees, your favorite chocolate bar or takeaway, for example," she said that there's always something to be grateful for, even if it sometimes feels like we're at the bottom of a well, in the dark, with no way out.
One way that we can improve our own lives is by turning on our altruism and helping others. "If you have time, you could consider getting involved in your local community," Katie suggested. "Volunteer to help someone else—from making a phone call, to doing some shopping or baking a cake, there are plenty of ways you can help to make someone else’s day a little bit brighter—and yours in the process."
In the next episode: Grinch walks in on Eastern Bunny and Tooth Fairy making out, curses the bunny out for stealing his girl, and chooses the life of solitude and contemplation.
Next episode: Santa visits Grinch and helps him get over the Tooth Fairy. They fall in love and Grinch moves to North Pole to be closer to Santa. They eventually get married and move in together
Load More Replies...I did that. Sorta, it was after Easter so we had candy and I gave some to the tooth fairy
However, like other skills, gratitude takes practice to master. Getting yourself a journal and writing down the five things you're grateful for every day can be a good start, according to BACP member Katie. "Although you might find it tricky at first, you’ll find that you start noticing and remembering things as time goes on. Putting your thoughts down on paper will help you to see them differently, and over time, you will be able to notice patterns, and see changes in how you are feeling," she said.
I feel like as long as the child is cleaning it should be celebrated. Also if they find a way to make chores fun why not!
TAKE MY HAND! WE’LL MAKE I SWEAR! OHHHH! LIVIN ON A PRAYER!
Load More Replies...The work needs to be done. No need not to be dancing while doing it.
From now on I'm going to call them that when I have short leg hair
Load More Replies...And then the aunt who loves to kiss you even though everybody else is in denial about her moustache.
Well those hairs are long & soft, not shaven/pointed sharp!
Load More Replies...My kid has decided upon hearing he will grow body hair and leg hair etc one day, they hes going to pluck it all out with tweezers. Not shaving, not waxing, tweezers?! I just told him well let's wait and see how you feel when you are older, and if you still want it removed we can find you a more comfortable way than tweezers to do it XD
THANK YOU SO MUCH. When I was about twelve years old, some woman came up too us and looks at my grandma and says is this your granddaughter? And I go, yes Hi nice to meet you and the person's just like *activate baby talk* oh shes sooooooooooooo cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and she didn't speak too me directly, instead asking my grandma questions about me. I WAS TWELVE AND I LOOKED TWELVE.
Load More Replies...I dressed my 3yo in a Cat Boy (PJ Masks character) costume today. According to his nursery, it's super hero day. So he'll insist on wearing it indoors, outdoors, in bed, and in the bath. I'll have to explain to him that PJ Masks come out only at night.
Because night time is the right time to fight crime! I too have a pj masks fan, although he's "too big for that" now :(
Load More Replies...Yea, happen once to me, too. I went for it until they asked me to spin a web.
Asking somebody about parenting is pretty much the same as mentioning politics, religion, and Covid-19: everybody’s got an opinion, a handful of theories, and odds are they believe that their approach is the right one.
When it comes to parenting, however, there isn’t just one approach. Different folks have different goals. Some parents value independence and self-sufficiency the most so they want their child to be self-reliant as soon as possible. Other parents want to instill more progressive values in their kids, so they start teaching them consent from the time they’re babies. On the flip side, you have parents who want their children to grow up in a more traditional household. There’s no single answer on how to raise your kids.
However, that doesn’t mean that there isn’t a goldmine on advice on how to be a good parent, whatever path you’ve chosen for your family.
Coming from a child, children suck ass. They're loud, they're inconsiderate, and they're always s**t-talking me
the fact that this comment got more upvotes than the actual tweet is awesome lol
Load More Replies...One of the harshest truths about raising kids is that you’ll never ever (ever) be a ‘perfect parent.’ No matter how hard you try, it’s an illusion that’s actually making you miserable because of how unreachable that goal is. You can be a good parent. Heck, even a great one! But perfection is best left on the wayside because of how much stress it puts on your shoulders.
And we’re not the only ones who think perfection should be binned when it comes to parenting. Anita Cleare, parenting expert and the author of ‘The Work/Parent Switch,’ earlier told Bored Panda that trying to be a perfect parent is bad for everyone involved because “it sets everybody up to fail.”
According to Cleare, the founder of the Positive Parenting Project, we should all aim for parenting that’s ‘good enough’ because that’s what’s best for our children. What this means is “getting it right most of the time but also failing your children in ways they can handle—so that they gradually increase their independence.” And independence, in Cleare’s opinion, helps prepare our children for the real world.
Poor Baby. Welcome to the real world. It's not gogin to get any better.
So... he cannot see purple, pink or blue on green grass. Have you checked he is not color blind? My little cousin is colorblind, and was not diagnosed until she was 10...
“Great parents make mistakes but they try to learn from them (and not to repeat them too often!),” the parenting expert said that we should all cut ourselves a bit of slack while at the same time ensuring that we don’t get caught in an endless loop of repeating the same mistakes.
Part of letting go of the idea of being a ‘perfect’ parent also involves learning to listen to your own needs and to find the time to get some rest. Family life can be exhausting, largely for new parents. And especially during a global pandemic.
So among the endless stress, exhaustion, hunger, and lack of sleep, parents need to look after themselves. They’re not doing anyone any favors by putting themselves last. Quite the opposite. However, if they’re full of energy and love of life, it’s a bonus for the entire family.
Waitress brought our children giant drinks, asked if we needed anything else. My hubby "Yeah, a mop." He wasn't wrong.
One got young twins. Every meal there is at least one that needs to run to the bathroom. Luckily they are finally old enough to wipe themselves up.
Load More Replies...@Roland being a person still living under their parents roof, I can tell you that you are probably known as monster parent in your kids friend group...putting your s**t on their beds, favorite clothing, etc, is not going to work...It'll prolly just make your kids rebellious. Yes, you came into this world first, but the kid will only respect you if you respect them. Just to clarify, I probably don't have the whole story, but from what I can see, please change your ways.
I'm fine with just cleaning their s**t up in the common areas. I've written off their rooms.
Feel kinda bad for Roland - that was not terrible. I cleaned my kids rooms with 55 gallon garbage bags and they had to earn the stuff back. If they didn't earn it back within a month - the garbage bags went to the garbage cans...
its their room, why are you so concerned? my parents threatened to do that to me and it made me f*****g hate them
Load More Replies...@Roland, the dark cold void of no return called. It wants its soul back.
“Putting yourself last is not good for you or for your kids. Even when you are really busy, try to find regular 5-20 minute breaks in your day when you can relax, practice some mindfulness, or do something joyful,” parenting expert Cleare told Bored Panda during an earlier interview.
Oh God, I'm dreading the day I have to help with my kids' maths homework! Would it be wrong to refer them to Google for assistance?
After a year of having kids home for school, I have to tell you that I admire common core a lot. I think it makes a lot of sense and is a lot clearer than the way they were teaching math before.
Load More Replies...One time I asked my dad for help with algebra and he spent like 30 minutes trying to figure out a problem that made no sense to him, finally got somewhere with it, and made me change my answer to what he got. Then we checked the assignment after submitting it and that question was one of the three I got wrong.
Both my boys were good at Math and went into math related careers, one is a CPA and the other is WASH engineer. I insist this was because of me! They both had the same middle school math teacher and would ask for help with homework. I'm an elementary school teacher and so I would say, "Sure, but I'll have to read the chapter first. They would immediately say, "oh, forget it! I can figure it out myself faster than that!" Hence their superior math skills!
When my daughter asked me to help with her calculus, I had to admit I knew it not.
There comes a moment when kids realise their parents don't know everything and that's ok!
Load More Replies...Maybe she did say it, and that's why it got the laughs...
Load More Replies...“Which one of you doesn’t flush the toilet after taking a shiet? DISGUSTIN’!”
What’s more, maintaining a positive mindset is also vital. You can do that by identifying the things that you’re grateful for at the end of each day. Cleare suggested starting off by thinking about three things that you’re incredibly glad to have in your life. “Looking for the positives really does increase positivity,” she said.
I didn’t get anything when I graduated from high school. Except for the diploma. (sigh)
What I got for HS graduation was a set of luggage. Take that as you will.
When I graduated high school I got a slime container from my brother who claimed it was "Melted candy" and that I should try it
I think that the way young children would spontaneously spell random words is a goldmine for linguists
Also, linguistically speaking, this is basically substituting (d) for (dʒ), which isn't that unexpected. Basically, it sounds like the kid is just moving (d) back from the alveolar position back to the post-alveolar position--basically, your tongue is on or behind the ridge behind your front teeth for (dʒ) and on the back of your top front teeth for (d). Given how kids are still growing and learning, honestly, I'm not even surprised kiddo would move pronunciation of sounds around.
Isn't it neat how language develops in kids? I mean, yes, I'm a total nerd, but it really is cool to see kids figuring out How Language Works.
HUGE PEEVE OF MINE: in the past few years I've been hearing "schtreet" and "schtraight" etc for words that begin with 'st.' Also "button" and "kitten" without the Ts in the middle. I do not like the way the language trends in the US are going!
When i was teaching 1st grade, i read stories about girls wearing jresses and boys climbing chrees.
Going up be taking this conundrum to bed with me tonight. Thanks 😒
So remember to stop wanting to be a ‘perfect’ parent and go be a great parent instead, dear Pandas. Meanwhile, we’d love to hear some fun tidbits from your own family lives. Has anything hilarious happened recently? What are you most grateful for when it comes to your family? How do you find the time to relax when life doesn’t seem to stop rushing forward? Share your thoughts and feelings below.
same here!!!!! thought it was Chandler with one of the twins in 2013
Load More Replies...If it was my plane I would hunt you down for as long as I needed
sometimes, self love is the healthiest choice you can make, and sometimes, self love is chocolate
You literally could not be more wise and correct!
Load More Replies...I saw a kid eating leftover popcorn from the night before for breakfast. I must have had a disapproving look on my face because he blurts out..."It's like eating cornflakes without the milk." And now my goal is popcorn every morning for the rest of my life.....
My Mom was upset that I let my kids have leftover peach pie for breakfast. So I asked her - and your "fruity" pancake slam at Denny's is made of what exactly? At least this is made from fresh fruit & doesn't contain any preservatives.
Worked with a mom of three kids. You knew she had already had a rough day when she came in eating a drumstick ice cream
Actually, finding a way to say yes that is acceptable to you is the best thing for your kids.
Load More Replies...I always have chocolate sprinkles on my sandwich for breakfast. Chocolate makes you happy and happy is the best way to start a day.
Who cares they have nothing to say, they still talk! I have a six years old and a three years old and they talk and talk and talk. Or roar as a dragon.
Load More Replies...I have 7 kids and every time I use my toothbrush I wash it first ! They also wash them first because of "pranks"
If it was in the toilet how do you wash it to be sure it's clean?? Soap? Bleach? If it was in there it belongs to the trash!
Load More Replies...How is that true when you don't allow your children in your bathroom? It's called rules and discipline.
It's the slippery slope of worries --- you will never trust anything anymore unless basic physical law, and even then. The only solution is to trust ALL IS FIIIIINE.
WASH HER!! Don't just take a picture, wet concrete is bad for your skin, including babies/toddlers!!
Do you think they just waited for it to dry so it could be chipped off? By all means, live vicariously through social media, but you don't have to be everyone's safety adviser.
Load More Replies...I just don't understand - so you KNEW there was fresh concrete and chose to leave your child unattended anyway? Or did you intentionally push her down? Either way, yeah, you are the asshole.
I really hope you left the imprints in the cement. Eternal memories!!
With dogs it’s “what’s in your mouth?” And then having to chase them lol
True that! Long ago I had a friend with three small children and four big dogs. I quite literally never touched anything in her house!
Load More Replies...I asked my piano student what was making the wet little brown fingerprints on the piano. Sweat, he said.
Remember that icarly episode were fredy’s mom sad “wet and sticky is very icky, sticky and wet makes mommy very upset.”
My husband: "A man who owns tape will have creative kids because those kids will find that tape and use it."
And then put some on my mouth! Or around my fingers! LOL. I know that drill well.
all join the #futureducttapersoftheworld campaign: get stuck? get duct!(tape!)
When I do a good job cooking they will say, "Wow, Mom, your dinner is like, totally edible tonight!" with way more enthusiasm than necessary...
"All Dogs Go to Heaven" was rough but it was "The Brave Little Toaster" that freaked me out.
No need to say sorry for a fart. Quote Shrek:"Better out than in." Or you could practice on farting silently and more deadly.
nah, dash into a room, launch a silent but deadly then dash out
Load More Replies...Look for a class in meditation. Actually, this could work... "Everyone, sit down, or lie down on the mat if that's more comfortable for you. Breathe in for a count of 4, hold for 4 and breathe out for 4. We are going to listen to peaceful rain sounds, let your mind clear and focus on your breath as it moves in and out of the body." and everyone gets a 45 min session of 'Yoga breathing and meditation' that leaves them refreshed and energised.
My problem is that I hyperventilate and almost pass out when I try yoga or mediation. I think it's because I try to be an over-achiever with the whole breathing thing.
Load More Replies...Our gym has 2.5 hours of qchildcare. Dropped my first baby off and then fell asleep in the changing room.
I used to think that gentlemen's clubs had lots of taxidermy and people sitting around drinking whiskey, smoking cigars, and playing pool. Boy was I wrong...
Now they are all clothed until further notice
Load More Replies...The kid's argument is always "I cleaned them up. I pushed them into a pile!"
And you'll be finding random pieces ALL over the house for years.
Really? I must have missed a turn as a teenager, because I never used that phrase to my parents (or anyone else).
Yeah bit of a generalisation there. Me and my siblings never said that either, mostly because we'd be laughed out the room.
Load More Replies...my brother mostly starts with "i love you" and then asks for something
You need to stop that habit now. I bite my nails and I started doing it when I was like 7.
525,600 minutes, that’s right, we sat down, and did the math. That made me cry so much.
Mine is usually in the microwave, cold, even though I warmed it up 3 hours ago.
Watching Aladdin with my 3 year old we had an argument because she insisted Aladdin is a street rat and I disagreed. She had seen the film to the end many times before and still insists hes a street rat, because "the man says he is"
i translated this comment, it says: He had two options. There is such a word in Japan. Death business enemy and business companion.
Load More Replies...Watching Aladdin with my 3 year old we had an argument because she insisted Aladdin is a street rat and I disagreed. She had seen the film to the end many times before and still insists hes a street rat, because "the man says he is"
i translated this comment, it says: He had two options. There is such a word in Japan. Death business enemy and business companion.
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