ADVERTISEMENT

The times might change but one thing stays constant—raising kids. And speak to any parent in your social circle and you’re bound to hear about what a ridiculously awesome challenge it is. Fun but exhausting. Heartwarming yet tiring. Absolutely hilarious but bordering on tears because your kids won’t eat the meal they asked for and you haven’t slept for, seemingly, years. Raising munchkins is a natural part of life and, at the end of the day, building a family together is one of the coolest parts of life on Planet Earth. (Right next to owning cats and dogs.)

But don’t just take our word for it. There are plenty of parents sharing the funny, quirky, and sometimes mind-boggling ups and downs of their daily lives raising kids right on social media. And Bored Panda’s collected some of the best recent parenting tweets for you to kick back with and enjoy. Perhaps with a hot mug of tea and that candy bar that you hid away from all your other family members.

Done upvoting your fave parenting tweets of the month? Want some more parenting wins and woes to read during work? You’re cordially invited to check out our earlier lists from March, February, and January 2021. Happy scrolling!

However, sometimes parenting seems like an insurmountable challenge. Burnout and stress are replacing the fun and it's easy to feel lost. Bored Panda wanted to learn about how to better navigate the more challenging sides of parenting, so we reached out to counselor Katie Rose, the founder of the Chigwell Therapy Centre and a member of the British Association for Counselling and Psychotherapy. Therapist Katie went into detail about how we should avoid wanting to be perfect, how resilience and occasional boredom are essential for kids, and how gratitude and opening up to others can help parents deal with daily stress.

"I think that as parents, we feel the need to be perfect. Usually, that means trying (and failing) to live up to unreasonably high expectations we’ve set for ourselves and are impossible to meet," Katie said. "Instead, consider this. In order for our children to learn and grow, they need to understand that we’re not perfect—in fact, that perfection doesn’t even exist. Instead, by failing them in small, manageable ways, we help them learn to tolerate the small frustrations that they will inevitably face in their everyday lives in the future, helping them grow into successful adults." You'll find Bored Panda's full interview with Katie below.

#1

Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

clhubes Report

Christina Schulte
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I tend to think of clever comebacks five minutes after the moment passed.

ethan simpson
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to see the Anti-masker's expression.

Sue Hazlewood
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anti maskers seem to be so self righteous as well as pathetically stupid

Night Owl
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Because I want to" should be enough but anti-maskers are vicious

Watching
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When someone asks me why I'm wearing a mask I just reply that I am protecting myself from all the ignorance in the world.

Rissie
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No but why are you wearing it? Asking as a, uhm, pro masker. Oh, you did really steal that baby, well, good on you, carry on.

MiriPanda
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I forget to take it off after leaving a shop or can't be bothered to take it on/off/on/off when going into more than one shop within minutes.

Load More Replies...
View more comments
RELATED:
    #2

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    TragicAllyHere Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are learning quick

    A Cat Named Dragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! Kids today catch on so much quicker than we did in my day!

    angry doge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in the future, i bet toddlers will be smoking weed

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, moms know all the clever tricks!

    #3

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    FromMinivan Report

    TurquoiseSmoke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call telemarketers back after I hung up on them. Then I ask for the most ridiculous stuff and they never call again

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Very Interesting. they will report you to the phone company.

    Load More Replies...
    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I borrow someones kid, please? I promise I'll give them back as soon as the telemarketers give up

    Misstaken138
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've let my 4 year old answer telemarketer calls and it is unbelievably amusing. I don't get many calls anymore. Lol.

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should do this. My 6 year old has a lot to say about train numbers and Numberblocks

    A Cat Named Dragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Finally someone gives me a compelling reason to have my own children!

    Mandra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh... what a great idea... I usually ask them how they got my number as we are unlisted... it breaks their preprogrammed speech, I insist, they don't know what to say and they eventually hang up.

    Darmon Hackmiester
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to hand the phone to my child and say, “here, you talk to them”. Every time he would say, “Can I swear?” The answer was always yes.

    Heidi Wells
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 13 year old grandson loves to answer spam calls. We let him do it when we need a good laugh.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish the were true. So sad Robo Calls are being made.

    View more comments

    BACP member and founder of the Chigwell Therapy Centre, Katie, pointed out to Bored Panda that boredom is "essential" for children. In appropriate doses, of course. "It allows them to tap into their own imagination and creativity, and learn to rely on themselves. Next time you go out in the car, suggest that instead of staring at their screens, they look out of the window. Notice where you live, where you’re going, and what’s going on around them. Be curious about what’s around you, and help fuel their creativity," she suggested that we embrace occasional boredom instead of shying away from it.

    ADVERTISEMENT

    While most parents instinctively want to protect their children from everything bad that can happen to them, this can have an adverse effect on their growth. "Resilience is essential to help children grow into successful teens and young adults. While it’s important to protect children from the worst that’s going on around them, it’s also important for them to understand that things won’t always go their way, or that sad or difficult things might happen, and that they can not only tolerate them, but survive and thrive under difficult circumstances," counselor Katie said that we have to look at the long-term growth of our kids.

    #4

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    papaneedscoffee Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ok, I guess it is a sign... Going back to bed."

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m gonna be honest, one of the reasons I didn’t want kids was toddler spit.

    Annamay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there done that says my husband

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #5

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    reallifemommy3 Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly think the only reason women clothing don't have pockets is because they want to sell women handbags... they would have tried it with men, but men would rather hide the key to the house under a rock than find a bag to carry it around.

    Cain Hargreaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's some speculation based on historical evidence that when women in Western countries were wearing "pockets" (sizable bags or pouches tied around the waist and under the topmost skirt) in the 18th century, that was dangerous! She could have seditious literature in there, or love letters from an affair she's having! Or a weapon! Women have too much privacy when they have pockets! So there's some speculation that this was when pockets were discouraged or driven out of style and women had to start carrying only a few things in a small bag or reticule and dresses became less voluminous and without large crinolines (which would return in the mid-1800s, but I digress). Think of the changes between Marie Antoinette's era and Jane Austen's era.

    Load More Replies...
    albernistuff 4sale
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone considered NOT buying clothes without pockets. That is what is known as market demand.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that it's the biggest issue women face, but it sucks that they get tiny pockets (or none at all)

    VeninTheRogue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is why I prefer men/boys jeans

    Elin Hagberg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pockets are mostly useless. I wear men's clothing quite a lot and have plenty of pockets and never use them. I prefer my bag and always will.

    DeeDee M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl pockets are the WORST

    penguin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why didn't you buy her a dress WITH pockets?

    Fieke Engelen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why can't women start a thing. NO POCKETS, NO BUY!! Pass it on

    Load More Replies...
    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #6

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    simoncholland Report

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad I never thought of that when my kids were young.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You also could hide 3 eggs and mark them as 1, 2, and 4.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of them could be little chocolate eggs, some plastic eggs ...

    Load More Replies...
    Clara Edvardsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually did this. But I hid 7 and told them I hid 8.

    Max Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alos works if you hide none and say you hid 2

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unless they can't count and say 50!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless they start crying around cause they can't find the last two and the nap is ruined

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    searching for their lost bar of chocolate after you ate it is another thing you may have to do.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YMMV. Mine stopped at 15 out of 20 eggs, and occasionally find the others at unfortunate moment (last week one was found and eaten just after misbehaviour).

    Load More Replies...
    View more comments

    If you're feeling stressed out from family life, going outside for a walk or a bit of playtime in the park can nearly always improve your family's mood. "Get outside. Kids don’t care that it’s not the hottest day or the biggest theme park. Put on a coat, and take advantage of your local open spaces or playground and get outside in the fresh air," Katie from the Chigwell Therapy Centre said. It works, too. Fresh air always improves my mood, no matter how stressed I am. And I'm sure that plenty of you Pandas will agree with this.

    However, sometimes the issues and challenges that parents face are so big that they need to talk to someone about them in-depth. "Some counselors are still working face to face work, and others are available on the telephone and online via Zoom and Skype. Look at the BACP Directory and pick up the phone. Don’t be embarrassed to ask for help. Even if you were ok before, you might be finding things a struggle now," Katie suggested.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #7

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    mom_tho Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They represent the three primary body divisions in a standing human, legs, torso, and head. If a snowman only had two you might imagine they were a human so fat that they had no visible neck.

    Load More Replies...
    Paizleypie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're in good company, though.

    Sasy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being from a country were we are snow deficient, it took me a second to work out what three balls means, and then head torso legs kicked in and voila, cleaner than we all thought.

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baseball players can have up to four so there is that...

    Monique Reed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he does, he gets to walk to first base.

    Emerald
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the dark underlying of this joke it made me snigger ❤

    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay... I went there, too. Trying to picture it. Then realized from the bottom up, not the dangly bits.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes a head a tummy and his big behind

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #8

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    MumInBits Report

    Jess-a-men
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it's common sense to place the largest person in the back. How are those tiny little dolls and teddies supposed to see anything with a fully grown human in the first row?

    Cain Hargreaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, that's an excellent point. I hadn't thought of that.

    Load More Replies...
    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cute! At nursery, they asked my 3yo son to choose another kid in his group to marry. He chose his best friend, who is a boy and also his cousin. Marriage is beautiful, but very complicated.

    -Asexual_Demigod-
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww. This is probably the cutest thing I've read in a long time

    Load More Replies...
    P.A.B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Savage. I love your kids!

    David Roughton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cercei and Jaymie Lannister. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wasn't dad there and which one would he have walked down the aisle?

    View more comments
    #9

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    LaurelRosenhall Report

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s just a diabetic immortal in a jumpsuit who breaks and enters through peoples chimneys and eats their pastries and drink their dairy and then leaves lots of shiny boxes=Santa claus

    Load More Replies...
    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TF??? NO MORE TRIKS! NO MORE LIES! NO MORE MONKY BISNESS!

    Cryo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no more triks, lies or monky bisness you two

    Easily Excitable Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, the Easter Bunny is going to give this kid a breakdown.

    rabbit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a good move to call out the tooth fairy before you've lost all those baby teeth.

    Emerald
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hee hee- this was executed perfectly

    BingoFungo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anybody gon talk about t.f lol

    View more comments

    Bored Panda was interested to find out about the role that gratitude has when it comes to managing our stress and expectations. "Gratitude is about focusing on what we do have, rather than what we don’t have. Practicing gratitude improves our mental wellbeing, makes us healthier individuals, helps us sleep better and strengthens our relationships with family and friends," the mental health professional listed the benefits.

    ADVERTISEMENT

    "Even if it feels like there’s little to be grateful for right now, we can always celebrate the small things in life—the sun shining, the pretty spring blossom on the trees, your favorite chocolate bar or takeaway, for example," she said that there's always something to be grateful for, even if it sometimes feels like we're at the bottom of a well, in the dark, with no way out.

    One way that we can improve our own lives is by turning on our altruism and helping others. "If you have time, you could consider getting involved in your local community," Katie suggested. "Volunteer to help someone else—from making a phone call, to doing some shopping or baking a cake, there are plenty of ways you can help to make someone else’s day a little bit brighter—and yours in the process."

    #10

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    LizerReal Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just being very transparent and honest.

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am going to use this answer whenever I don't want to do something

    Petro Roos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the "Phoebe Buffet" is strong with this one

    Iulia Nicolae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your baby Pheobe from Friends?😅

    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing describes my attitude to exercising better.

    Steve
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro-Tip: Wear a cup before saying this to your girlfriend/wife

    Emerald
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6yo old logic is my favorite

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #11

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be weren't cooking

    Claire Murray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, ROASTED BY A 6 YROLD

    View more comments
    #12

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    copymama Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the next episode: Grinch walks in on Eastern Bunny and Tooth Fairy making out, curses the bunny out for stealing his girl, and chooses the life of solitude and contemplation.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next episode: Santa visits Grinch and helps him get over the Tooth Fairy. They fall in love and Grinch moves to North Pole to be closer to Santa. They eventually get married and move in together

    Load More Replies...
    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's that got to do with getting paid for the tooth?

    Sophia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that. Sorta, it was after Easter so we had candy and I gave some to the tooth fairy

    However, like other skills, gratitude takes practice to master. Getting yourself a journal and writing down the five things you're grateful for every day can be a good start, according to BACP member Katie. "Although you might find it tricky at first, you’ll find that you start noticing and remembering things as time goes on. Putting your thoughts down on paper will help you to see them differently, and over time, you will be able to notice patterns, and see changes in how you are feeling," she said.

    #13

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    SladeWentworth Report

    Crazy Dog Lady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like as long as the child is cleaning it should be celebrated. Also if they find a way to make chores fun why not!

    Chillace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wooooooooooaaaaaaaaaah were half way theree

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you ARE halfway there......

    Lily
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOAHHHHH WE'RE HALF WAY THERE, WOAHHHHH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TAKE MY HAND! WE’LL MAKE I SWEAR! OHHHH! LIVIN ON A PRAYER!

    Load More Replies...
    Lynne Monteith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The work needs to be done. No need not to be dancing while doing it.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So don't dance, play air guitar!

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #14

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    momsense_ensues Report

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sons used to tell me that I had cactus legs.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From now on I'm going to call them that when I have short leg hair

    Load More Replies...
    H05
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had my legs in the bathtub during bathtime... 2.5: Whats this spikey stuff? *proceeds to turn around and start scratching his back on my legs*

    Sam Chilton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the aunt who loves to kiss you even though everybody else is in denial about her moustache.

    Emerald
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao spike things ❤❤❤

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn girl get rid of that briar patch

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid has decided upon hearing he will grow body hair and leg hair etc one day, they hes going to pluck it all out with tweezers. Not shaving, not waxing, tweezers?! I just told him well let's wait and see how you feel when you are older, and if you still want it removed we can find you a more comfortable way than tweezers to do it XD

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let it grow long so it's not spikey.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #15

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    pareene Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids... very smart and hate condescension

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THANK YOU SO MUCH. When I was about twelve years old, some woman came up too us and looks at my grandma and says is this your granddaughter? And I go, yes Hi nice to meet you and the person's just like *activate baby talk* oh shes sooooooooooooo cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and she didn't speak too me directly, instead asking my grandma questions about me. I WAS TWELVE AND I LOOKED TWELVE.

    Load More Replies...
    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dressed my 3yo in a Cat Boy (PJ Masks character) costume today. According to his nursery, it's super hero day. So he'll insist on wearing it indoors, outdoors, in bed, and in the bath. I'll have to explain to him that PJ Masks come out only at night.

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because night time is the right time to fight crime! I too have a pj masks fan, although he's "too big for that" now :(

    Load More Replies...
    Claire Murray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish people would mistake me for Spider -Man

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, happen once to me, too. I went for it until they asked me to spin a web.

    Cryo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what i would love to be called spiderman

    View more comments

    Asking somebody about parenting is pretty much the same as mentioning politics, religion, and Covid-19: everybody’s got an opinion, a handful of theories, and odds are they believe that their approach is the right one.

    When it comes to parenting, however, there isn’t just one approach. Different folks have different goals. Some parents value independence and self-sufficiency the most so they want their child to be self-reliant as soon as possible. Other parents want to instill more progressive values in their kids, so they start teaching them consent from the time they’re babies. On the flip side, you have parents who want their children to grow up in a more traditional household. There’s no single answer on how to raise your kids.

    ADVERTISEMENT

    However, that doesn’t mean that there isn’t a goldmine on advice on how to be a good parent, whatever path you’ve chosen for your family.

    #16

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    Chhapiness Report

    TheRandomBorger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coming from a child, children suck ass. They're loud, they're inconsiderate, and they're always s**t-talking me

    Josh Tall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahhh...now i get it....Sorry i don't have kids....still hilarious

    The Deez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! I've always said that I love my kids and the kids of my close friends because I can treat them like they're my own. (You know, give them the death glare and tell them to straighten up and all that!) Other than that, I don't really like kids!

    #17

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    threetimedaddy Report

    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because nobody lives to tell the story

    Alli Meni
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that this comment got more upvotes than the actual tweet is awesome lol

    Load More Replies...
    Emerald
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok sorrysorrysorry not a parent, pls explain. Is it bc you have to move them? And/or wake them up?

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #18

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    lmegordon Report

    ADVERTISEMENT

    One of the harshest truths about raising kids is that you’ll never ever (ever) be a ‘perfect parent.’ No matter how hard you try, it’s an illusion that’s actually making you miserable because of how unreachable that goal is. You can be a good parent. Heck, even a great one! But perfection is best left on the wayside because of how much stress it puts on your shoulders.

    And we’re not the only ones who think perfection should be binned when it comes to parenting. Anita Cleare, parenting expert and the author of ‘The Work/Parent Switch,’ earlier told Bored Panda that trying to be a perfect parent is bad for everyone involved because “it sets everybody up to fail.”

    According to Cleare, the founder of the Positive Parenting Project, we should all aim for parenting that’s ‘good enough’ because that’s what’s best for our children. What this means is “getting it right most of the time but also failing your children in ways they can handle—so that they gradually increase their independence.” And independence, in Cleare’s opinion, helps prepare our children for the real world.

    #19

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    TheBloominBella Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's had the 1st of a lifetime of days like this

    Melody
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Training for adulthood. She's doing great!

    S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop it she's so cute! Also, I feel you girl.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Baby. Welcome to the real world. It's not gogin to get any better.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been a rough day. Too many toys, not enough time.

    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is done with this school nonsense

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's got to take a moment to reflect.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #20

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    Parkerlawyer Report

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm now curious whether OP has 'Boss Bitch' shoes for when she's planning on dominating, or if she just has uncomfortable shoes that make her grumpy.

    itsTrini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im glad the mean shoes are loud so i can know when to get tf outta there

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear my mean shoes on Mondays and when I got woken up in the middle of the night by a cat clawing my face

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #21

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    bessbell Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might want to have an optometrist have a look at your kid

    Easily Excitable Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How old is he? Because if he's driving age, I'm worried.

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... he cannot see purple, pink or blue on green grass. Have you checked he is not color blind? My little cousin is colorblind, and was not diagnosed until she was 10...

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking the kid is seriously color blind, or maybe just wanted the fun to go on for a looooong time.

    Li Ha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your son is color blind ?

    Roxie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "manlooking" is real😂. Apparently it starts from an early age

    View more comments

    “Great parents make mistakes but they try to learn from them (and not to repeat them too often!),” the parenting expert said that we should all cut ourselves a bit of slack while at the same time ensuring that we don’t get caught in an endless loop of repeating the same mistakes.

    Part of letting go of the idea of being a ‘perfect’ parent also involves learning to listen to your own needs and to find the time to get some rest. Family life can be exhausting, largely for new parents. And especially during a global pandemic.

    So among the endless stress, exhaustion, hunger, and lack of sleep, parents need to look after themselves. They’re not doing anyone any favors by putting themselves last. Quite the opposite. However, if they’re full of energy and love of life, it’s a bonus for the entire family.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #22

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    HenpeckedHal Report

    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your kids have the power telekinesis probably

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The force is strong with the little ones

    saynogo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids can make crumbs out of a glass of water.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they just wait for you to mop it up.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, I to had a similar problem at the bar I was banned from.

    Lynne Monteith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waitress brought our children giant drinks, asked if we needed anything else. My hubby "Yeah, a mop." He wasn't wrong.

    Claire Murray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once knocked over one of those "unspillable mugs"

    #23

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    reallifemommy3 Report

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, here's some mashed potatoes.

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get that... snacks and food are not the same thing

    hi myself
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it that I do always want to ask this?

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KID-I- DONT MAKE ME STUFF THIS PASTA DOWN YOUR THROAT

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also: I pooped. I need someone to wash me up.

    Fluffy Griffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One got young twins. Every meal there is at least one that needs to run to the bathroom. Luckily they are finally old enough to wipe themselves up.

    Load More Replies...
    Emerald
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snacks taste better than meals, facts

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the reasons I hate kids

    Aksa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ofc! after dinner😄

    Cryo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love snaks at dinner

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #24

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    mom_tho Report

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Roland being a person still living under their parents roof, I can tell you that you are probably known as monster parent in your kids friend group...putting your s**t on their beds, favorite clothing, etc, is not going to work...It'll prolly just make your kids rebellious. Yes, you came into this world first, but the kid will only respect you if you respect them. Just to clarify, I probably don't have the whole story, but from what I can see, please change your ways.

    CodenameElephant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm fine with just cleaning their s**t up in the common areas. I've written off their rooms.

    Chaotic_pansexual
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please do not follow Roland’s parenting advice

    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feel kinda bad for Roland - that was not terrible. I cleaned my kids rooms with 55 gallon garbage bags and they had to earn the stuff back. If they didn't earn it back within a month - the garbage bags went to the garbage cans...

    blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its their room, why are you so concerned? my parents threatened to do that to me and it made me f*****g hate them

    Load More Replies...
    -Asexual_Demigod-
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Roland, the dark cold void of no return called. It wants its soul back.

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    People, stop downvoting Roland. He's correct.

    Roland
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Yes. But... Here my parenting advise. My son kept letting his s**t everywhere. So after he left without cleaning it up I threw it top down on his bed. Everything. I kept doing it everytime he forgets it. Also of course he needed to clean his bedsheets by himself then. Also take off all stuff and make it later on again. Or I put it on his lost favorite clothes. You don't want to listen? Okay. Then you will feel. I was in the world first. I provide all what you need for life. You will frigging Contribute to the family something of value.

    View more comments

    “Putting yourself last is not good for you or for your kids. Even when you are really busy, try to find regular 5-20 minute breaks in your day when you can relax, practice some mindfulness, or do something joyful,” parenting expert Cleare told Bored Panda during an earlier interview.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #25

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    MumInBits Report

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God, I'm dreading the day I have to help with my kids' maths homework! Would it be wrong to refer them to Google for assistance?

    A Cat Named Dragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After a year of having kids home for school, I have to tell you that I admire common core a lot. I think it makes a lot of sense and is a lot clearer than the way they were teaching math before.

    Load More Replies...
    itsTrini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After kindergarden i dont think i could help my child they teach school waaaaaay diff we did tally marks for subtraction these kids go throgh 17 steps for 4-1

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I asked my dad for help with algebra and he spent like 30 minutes trying to figure out a problem that made no sense to him, finally got somewhere with it, and made me change my answer to what he got. Then we checked the assignment after submitting it and that question was one of the three I got wrong.

    Melinda Gray
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because of common core, I had to get help to help my first grader.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you were told pay attention you're going to use this math in life lol

    BingoFungo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the yelling and throwing school supplies apocalypse

    Becky Lombard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both my boys were good at Math and went into math related careers, one is a CPA and the other is WASH engineer. I insist this was because of me! They both had the same middle school math teacher and would ask for help with homework. I'm an elementary school teacher and so I would say, "Sure, but I'll have to read the chapter first. They would immediately say, "oh, forget it! I can figure it out myself faster than that!" Hence their superior math skills!

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my daughter asked me to help with her calculus, I had to admit I knew it not.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There comes a moment when kids realise their parents don't know everything and that's ok!

    Load More Replies...
    View more comments
    #26

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    gfishandnuggets Report

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you said turd and not something else

    hi myself
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she did say it, and that's why it got the laughs...

    Load More Replies...
    ScarlettofHydraIsland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Which one of you doesn’t flush the toilet after taking a shiet? DISGUSTIN’!”

    Christina Schulte
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have to shout that to my grown housemates :(

    MarsFKA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man! Sore ribs. Sore ribs!

    H.L.Lewis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, you were just "paying it forward" for all the times your kids will embarass you as they get older. Lol

    #27

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    sweetmomissa Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Not me mum I'm Peepeepoopoo875"

    Cryo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes bathroom humor

    Tessa Merkley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup definitely not your kids must have been your neighbor

    Art Tomboy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water came out my nose then hahahahah

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome name, I absolutely love it!

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT

    What’s more, maintaining a positive mindset is also vital. You can do that by identifying the things that you’re grateful for at the end of each day. Cleare suggested starting off by thinking about three things that you’re incredibly glad to have in your life. “Looking for the positives really does increase positivity,” she said.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #28

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    TheCatWhisprer Report

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got one (very cheap) Easter egg when I was a kid. This year, my 3yo got so many eggs, we had to give some of them away, and store the remaining ones under the bed!

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true! I hate how this has changed to another commercialized holiday. I know some people have started calling it "Resurrection Day" instead of Easter .

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you got an Easter basket for HS graduation?

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell mom you want to start over.

    Chuck Freiman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t get anything when I graduated from high school. Except for the diploma. (sigh)

    Toni Carroll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I got for HS graduation was a set of luggage. Take that as you will.

    That one guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I graduated high school I got a slime container from my brother who claimed it was "Melted candy" and that I should try it

    #29

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    AlixEHarrow Report

    Shelp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that the way young children would spontaneously spell random words is a goldmine for linguists

    Cain Hargreaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, linguistically speaking, this is basically substituting (d) for (dʒ), which isn't that unexpected. Basically, it sounds like the kid is just moving (d) back from the alveolar position back to the post-alveolar position--basically, your tongue is on or behind the ridge behind your front teeth for (dʒ) and on the back of your top front teeth for (d). Given how kids are still growing and learning, honestly, I'm not even surprised kiddo would move pronunciation of sounds around.

    Cain Hargreaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it neat how language develops in kids? I mean, yes, I'm a total nerd, but it really is cool to see kids figuring out How Language Works.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HUGE PEEVE OF MINE: in the past few years I've been hearing "schtreet" and "schtraight" etc for words that begin with 'st.' Also "button" and "kitten" without the Ts in the middle. I do not like the way the language trends in the US are going!

    Sheila Weila
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i was teaching 1st grade, i read stories about girls wearing jresses and boys climbing chrees.

    Emerald
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to say this several times to myself before scrolling on.

    The_tattered_hippie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going up be taking this conundrum to bed with me tonight. Thanks 😒

    View more comments
    #30

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    MumInBits Report

    So remember to stop wanting to be a ‘perfect’ parent and go be a great parent instead, dear Pandas. Meanwhile, we’d love to hear some fun tidbits from your own family lives. Has anything hilarious happened recently? What are you most grateful for when it comes to your family? How do you find the time to relax when life doesn’t seem to stop rushing forward? Share your thoughts and feelings below.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #31

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    dadmann_walking Report

    Shelp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't play those kind of games with children. Even better: don't play any manipulation games with children. You'll eventually lose.

    Cryo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i did that with my sister once it worked she was real quiet for like an hour

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the first line in Chandler’s voice. :|

    Fran Ortiz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same here!!!!! thought it was Chandler with one of the twins in 2013

    Load More Replies...
    #32

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    MumInBits Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read her name and you'll know what happened to her

    Just a Snowball
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    welp, your on your own.🤷‍♂️

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was my plane I would hunt you down for as long as I needed

    itsTrini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They sent her out with a black trashbag and a bottle of water

    Ethan Hansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear the Bahamas are nice right now.

    #33

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    mommajessiec Report

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do it and show him the bruh!

    Morgan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    I hate the word bruh. Whenever I hear it or read it I cringe...then my brain automatically responds with labeling the person a douche bag

    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That seems a bit harsh. It’s just slang.

    Load More Replies...
    #34

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    melanielynskey Report

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say that to yourself the next time you wake up. MY BEAUTIFUL BRAIN

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Awww! They are so tired. And one is higher" THIS KID *WHEEZE* 😂🤣😂🤣

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #35

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    mommajessiec Report

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sometimes, self love is the healthiest choice you can make, and sometimes, self love is chocolate

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a kid eating leftover popcorn from the night before for breakfast. I must have had a disapproving look on my face because he blurts out..."It's like eating cornflakes without the milk." And now my goal is popcorn every morning for the rest of my life.....

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mom was upset that I let my kids have leftover peach pie for breakfast. So I asked her - and your "fruity" pancake slam at Denny's is made of what exactly? At least this is made from fresh fruit & doesn't contain any preservatives.

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked with a mom of three kids. You knew she had already had a rough day when she came in eating a drumstick ice cream

    Lori T Wisconsin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah give in when he’s 5, wait till you see what he does at 15.

    Becky Lombard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, finding a way to say yes that is acceptable to you is the best thing for your kids.

    Load More Replies...
    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always have chocolate sprinkles on my sandwich for breakfast. Chocolate makes you happy and happy is the best way to start a day.

    Linda van der Pal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer is Dutch chocolate sprinkles on a sandwich!

    View more comments
    #36

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    saltymamas Report

    itsTrini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7 prolly still have nothing to say

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares they have nothing to say, they still talk! I have a six years old and a three years old and they talk and talk and talk. Or roar as a dragon.

    Load More Replies...
    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After 6 months I bet you'll change your mind

    Cryo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you never realize until its gone

    #37

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    AnecdtlBrthCtrl Report

    Alisha Davies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 7 kids and every time I use my toothbrush I wash it first ! They also wash them first because of "pranks"

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was in the toilet how do you wash it to be sure it's clean?? Soap? Bleach? If it was in there it belongs to the trash!

    Load More Replies...
    Julie Patel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is that true when you don't allow your children in your bathroom? It's called rules and discipline.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's why you either hide it or put it up somewhere very high off the ground

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the slippery slope of worries --- you will never trust anything anymore unless basic physical law, and even then. The only solution is to trust ALL IS FIIIIINE.

    Lily
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my 20-year-old, grown-ass brother dunked my toothbrush in the toilet last night. there was PISS in the toilet.

    Dawn Thomas-Cameron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or that it didn't clean the sink or the wall.

    View more comments
    #38

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    Phil_Mattingly Report

    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WASH HER!! Don't just take a picture, wet concrete is bad for your skin, including babies/toddlers!!

    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think they just waited for it to dry so it could be chipped off? By all means, live vicariously through social media, but you don't have to be everyone's safety adviser.

    Load More Replies...
    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was less than a metre away from the face hitting brick instead of soft concrete (yes, I said soft concrete)

    Corey Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ash that stuff off before it burns. Forget the pictures for once

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just don't understand - so you KNEW there was fresh concrete and chose to leave your child unattended anyway? Or did you intentionally push her down? Either way, yeah, you are the asshole.

    MarsFKA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was lucky. Eldest daughter and visiting friend just rode their bikes through it. So, after I fixed the mess, the cat walked along it. Her paw prints are still there...

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    face plant... Karen the pic only took a second

    Must Be Bored Again
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope you left the imprints in the cement. Eternal memories!!

    itsTrini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    her SHE was what could go wrong LMFAO

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #39

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    snarkymomtobe Report

    Sista of the moon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With dogs it’s “what’s in your mouth?” And then having to chase them lol

    A Cat Named Dragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True that! Long ago I had a friend with three small children and four big dogs. I quite literally never touched anything in her house!

    Load More Replies...
    Sheila Weila
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked my piano student what was making the wet little brown fingerprints on the piano. Sweat, he said.

    Ria C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is also me dealing with my husband and the door knobs and handles.

    Sophia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember that icarly episode were fredy’s mom sad “wet and sticky is very icky, sticky and wet makes mommy very upset.”

    #40

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    MumInBits Report

    Mina Minx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tape is fun. #futureducttapersoftheworld

    Elin Hagberg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband: "A man who owns tape will have creative kids because those kids will find that tape and use it."

    Karen Lyon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then put some on my mouth! Or around my fingers! LOL. I know that drill well.

    Callista pierce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all join the #futureducttapersoftheworld campaign: get stuck? get duct!(tape!)

    #42

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    saltymamas Report

    Jessica Shookhoff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I do a good job cooking they will say, "Wow, Mom, your dinner is like, totally edible tonight!" with way more enthusiasm than necessary...

    Cain Hargreaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my house growing up it was often "This is not very delicious."

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #43

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    mom_tho Report

    Cain Hargreaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "All Dogs Go to Heaven" was rough but it was "The Brave Little Toaster" that freaked me out.

    #44

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    meenaharris Report

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 6 year old wants to live in Dillydale #goals

    Cain Hargreaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen, 4 years is a long time when you think about it.

    #45

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    threetimedaddy Report

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. Sometimes I ask my son to pick a small book as it is a bit later than usual, so naturally he gets the Dr Seuss Classic Treasury out

    #46

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    MamaNeedsACoke Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need to say sorry for a fart. Quote Shrek:"Better out than in." Or you could practice on farting silently and more deadly.

    Chillace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah, dash into a room, launch a silent but deadly then dash out

    Load More Replies...
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #47

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    mommeh_dearest Report

    #49

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    pro_worrier_ Report

    Mina Minx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids slamming cabinet doors because they are mad. When I did that, it was usually followed by threat of punishment.

    Load More Replies...
    #50

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    reallifemommy3 Report

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 3yo can't handle the thought of the little ducks going missing, so he asks us to skip to the final line, "And all of the five little ducks came back."

    Emilycookie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i actually just had to look up that song.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #53

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    TheCatWhisprer Report

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look for a class in meditation. Actually, this could work... "Everyone, sit down, or lie down on the mat if that's more comfortable for you. Breathe in for a count of 4, hold for 4 and breathe out for 4. We are going to listen to peaceful rain sounds, let your mind clear and focus on your breath as it moves in and out of the body." and everyone gets a 45 min session of 'Yoga breathing and meditation' that leaves them refreshed and energised.

    Jill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My problem is that I hyperventilate and almost pass out when I try yoga or mediation. I think it's because I try to be an over-achiever with the whole breathing thing.

    Load More Replies...
    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our gym has 2.5 hours of qchildcare. Dropped my first baby off and then fell asleep in the changing room.

    #54

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    Mamaoutoforder Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #56

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    MetteAngerhofer Report

    Shelp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toys tend to duplicate when nobody's looking

    #57

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    MetteAngerhofer Report

    Paizleypie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely true! (At least for me)

    #58

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    maryfairybobrry Report

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think that gentlemen's clubs had lots of taxidermy and people sitting around drinking whiskey, smoking cigars, and playing pool. Boy was I wrong...

    Christina Schulte
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now they are all clothed until further notice

    Load More Replies...
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #59

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    MumInBits Report

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like my son's floor.

    MantisGirl15
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid's argument is always "I cleaned them up. I pushed them into a pile!"

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's on carpet and not a hard floor.

    Load More Replies...
    Dawn Thomas-Cameron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you'll be finding random pieces ALL over the house for years.

    #61

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    AnnaDoesntWant2 Report

    Chillace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like the original food but not leftovers, somehting about the microwave making them have that taste

    #62

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    SladeWentworth Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #63

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    mom_tho Report

    #64

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    mommajessiec Report

    Linda van der Pal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? I must have missed a turn as a teenager, because I never used that phrase to my parents (or anyone else).

    Maria
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah bit of a generalisation there. Me and my siblings never said that either, mostly because we'd be laughed out the room.

    Load More Replies...
    Emilycookie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my brother mostly starts with "i love you" and then asks for something

    #65

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    RYGdance Report

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here ends today's session with your life coach

    #66

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    momsense_ensues Report

    leia's emotional cupcake
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Oh dont! I speak from experience, it's so bad later when they can stop.

    Nerdlife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk why the downvotes? But u r correct

    Load More Replies...
    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to stop that habit now. I bite my nails and I started doing it when I was like 7.

    Dave S
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Load More Replies...
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #67

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    AnnaDoesntWant2 Report

    Sista of the moon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    525,600 minutes, that’s right, we sat down, and did the math. That made me cry so much.

    #68

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    3sunzzz Report

    #69

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    threetimedaddy Report

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just for that, 11 year old will not sleep well

    #70

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-April

    SladeWentworth Report

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is usually in the microwave, cold, even though I warmed it up 3 hours ago.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT