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When it comes to drawing comics, the artist can choose to spend hours working on one comic that has quite a few panels; however, sometimes just one panel is more than enough to convey the idea one had in mind. Artist Scott Hilburn proves exactly that with his single-panel newspaper comics called “The Argyle Sweater” which are in their second decade of syndication.

The artist’s work has been featured in LA Times, NY Daily News, Chicago Tribune, Washington Post, Dallas Morning News, and many more newspapers. If you are intrigued, then make sure to scroll down below and see Scott’s work for yourself!

More info: Instagram | patreon.com

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Why?
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not even baby back ribs?

Pjerrot
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aah… Witches Fav-Snack ; Baby-Bum Rosted with Pines & Frogs. Poor Her…

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When talking about himself, the artist has quite a few things to say and one thing is clear—he doesn't lack imagination.

"Legend has it, I was born precisely at the age of 0 on top of an arctic glacier. Reportedly, at the exact moment of my birth, cataclysmic and miraculous events occurred all over the world:

Mount Vesuvius erupted, the poles shifted, rare comets appeared in the sky and I Dream of Jeannie was canceled. Living next door to a nuclear weapons testing facility as a child, I was exposed to high levels of intense radiation."

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    Syringa Wessels
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that one walrus has seen some things

    Joybug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, no pain, no gain.

    Alaina Jones
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time they bow their heads, the tusks dig into their chests

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    Ophelia Belle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I thought they were extra religious and that's why they had 2 crosses 🤣

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh, you can definitely see the Far Side influence here. :D

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GREEAATT!!!!👏👏👍👍

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    "The prolonged exposure to this radiation resulted in the development of special powers such as extraordinary drawing and writing capabilities. After years of developing my artistic skill, it is now time for me to use my drawing powers and cartooning abilities to save the world. There is no need to thank me for my work. It is my gift to mankind."

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    Display Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a bit to realize dat she aint a witch

    Derek Rea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, but why do people think a vampires clothing would be invisible in a mirror?

    Debra Timah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Thanks for giving me the clue I needed to get the joke)

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    Lori Lathrom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    -Insert-name-
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a vampire and vampires dont show up in mirrors but she had plastic surgery so you can see her implants

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    Pjerrot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a Good Boy!! A bunch of Black Eyes!!! 🎅🏾

    Viraj Shrivastava
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get it- could someone please explain? Thanks

    meow point1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Traditionally, Santa gives the good kids presents and the bad kids coal. However, since Spencer is a snowboy, he likes getting coal because his eyes and buttons are made of coal.

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    On his website, Scott Hilburn also shared a few fun facts about himself too.

    "Other interesting facts about me:

    I live in the Dallas area;

    I have all of my teeth;

    I can stand on one leg and whistle at the same time;

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    I am a good spellar."

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    ArodTheHorrible
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL... Though, she ate the wrong one

    Charlie Bruce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooooooo! Not Calvin. Poor Hobbes.

    tail_bite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THATS CALVIN WHAT HAPPENED TO CALVIN

    Thea Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calvinnnn! Wait, Hobbes, why didn't you eat her!?!

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    Crowsgoin*brrr*
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comma'n man, don't let mom see that

    parmadillo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if someone has their period?

    Growing...
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the title at the bottom.

    Cal the dragon! (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found the actual thing when I was looking for my phone o.0

    Yomi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😹 😹 😹

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    Scott's work definitely has a unique style therefore make sure to support the artist on his Instagram or Patreon. With all of that being said, tell us Pandas, which of the one-paneled comics was your favorite and why? We would love to know your answers in the comments below!

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    Will Cross
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's safe to say if that concoction of salt water hasn't killed him. He is definitely feeling a bit sluggish. Badda bing! =)

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    Tiny Dancer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how the chicken and pig are both looking up, but the dog and man can't be bothered. No idea what it all means, just observing, lol.

    Rachel Connot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, neither is the turtle or the spider.....

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    Pierre Tomas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..the giraffe is painting the object from his view point.. from above instead of normally painted from the side

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    Growing...
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it. All the art is painted from the giraffe's higher viewpoint.

    Zackery Garcia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that was a human I thought it was an old sandwich

    Robecca
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pigs can’t look up

    Growing...
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't get it until I saw the art of the human.

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    Zhaoheng Liu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remove the fortune the traditional way..

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    Sue Phillips
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is amazingly clever.

    Norah Reilly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Yes! Yes! (etc.)

    Rachel Connot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Persephone is pronounced Per-Stephanie

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    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gott a watch that, Mario... no heavy machinery, only fireballs

    Asdomar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animal protection was called because someone was stepping on turtles

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    Dawson James
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dog is a little too excited

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bum to Noses…. Hello 🌹🌹🌹🌹

    Jeffrey Diehl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost Larsonesque.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this? Some kind of sick joke?

    Will Cross
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is cleverly created. Love it! =)

    Yomi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤦🏾‍♀️😹

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    Night Owl
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess those two pandas were bored :D

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh My.,,, that was a good One🐼

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    Rob DeVries
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The geek in me is very happy right now

    K Madd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3.14259 this is pie followed by......

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    Zero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They actually did something like this as a psych experiment back when the ethics laws were a lot more loose. Look up Little Albert Experiment, it's insane.

    Why?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and here we have the origin of a future serial killer.

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    Jacob Nunez
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww poor Sega genesis, poor Atari, poor NES

    Samuel Joseph Stoecker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but aren’t all of the vintage consoles now considered collectibles and super valuable

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Got My sons plaque like an ecco for most of those lying in the cellar pilling dust😭🤦🏼‍♀️

    ʇı ɓnɟ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nes seemed cool (i have a wii)

    🅼🅸🅺🅴 🅿🅴🅽🅲🅴🆂 🅵🅻🆈
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True no memory was a Commodore 64, turn that thing off then there goes your data forever.

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    Lori Lathrom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till they’re hoarse, then…ATTACK!!

    Parul Choudhary
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    3 years ago

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    Dev Duck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the truth to me

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    Zack Podany
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was drinking when I got the joke. Almost needed to request a new keyboard and monitor.

    SheamusFan1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And with that, everyone ignored the middle child, Rodimus Prime XP

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    Elliot Parrish (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend loves your profile picture. she's really into cute potatoes for some reason...

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    Jeffrey Diehl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Just one of many.

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    Gina Festa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this remind me of the robot movie scene where rodney parent order their baby and build him

    Corbin davie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens if they don't want a child? Do they just erase it? Do the pencil police have the technology to know this? I hate my thinking sometimes.

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Supreme Court said NO!

    Gloria Bethallen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else notice the kids eye is still uncovered

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    Bored Birgit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The big baby head correlates to the wide position Mom has to stand.

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    Pjerrot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks She’s still popping a Baby standing there😂

    Jp@nda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should really lay back down

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might as well get a crane and dump truck

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy. S.H.I.T.!!!!!!! Thats a BIG A DOGGY-💩💩💩💩

    Gina Festa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now i wonder about how he pee because he a boy dog and he huge so it be big like a river

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the shower scene in Psycho.

    Corbin davie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats it like when he does the thing with miss piggy 😳

    Dev Duck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I somehow feel better after seeing this, and knowing that hand is occasionally clean

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    GSMountainWolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something about the mom reminds me of a Gary Larson comic

    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy’s art style is pretty much copied from the Far Side. :/ Inspiration is one thing, but it looks nearly identical.

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    Béla Kun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why the unicorn died out, they just could not try a cartwheel at least once

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    Mikki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand...

    Loretta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hail is not a greeting, it's the cause.

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    GSMountainWolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. I see them roosting in trees at my cabin all the time XD

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    Ozymandias73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's boning tonight. Sorry...I'll see myself out.

    Colin Allcars
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Victoria’s Secrypt takes the wrap on this one!

    Yeshaya D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright, time to wrap it up. This has been going on for tomb long.

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    Tom Hardeveld
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and with that the joke is all wrapped up

    Pjerrot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uuh that bandage On the Hips….. Seeeexyyy🤨

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    Why?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have said 'vertically challenged'.

    Lori Lathrom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New dwarf in town. Butt Hurt.

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    Lee Gale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a play on the word "resolution." It's a new year in the comic so the one computer is asking the other about it's New Year's resolution, meaning a goal or commitment, but the other computer answers literally. 1024 by 768 (pixels) is a really common display setting, referred to as a resolution, for computer monitors.

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    Corbin davie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And my resolution is to put yours to use

    Deborah Towns
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone explain I'm not good at math..tia

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    Joe Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else getting turned on by the thicc purple one?

    Omnipanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a little to get it but… 0.o

    Gina Festa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it a nude popsicle drawing they should blur the private part

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    your friendly cyclops
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah this brightens up my day (my friends joke)

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    cloudninejen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I am SO that woman! Not on purpose, I swear!

    Loki is awesome
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE DEATH STAR IN THE BACKGROUND LOVE IT SO SO SO MUCH

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    Audra Sisler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Restless leg syndrome. Drivers me damn crazy!! Wishi could take them off 😆

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried increasing your iron levels? My doctor told me they had to be over 100 of whatever the measurement is and mine were in the 20s. Since I’ve been taking supplements I think it has begun to help.

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    Zedrapazia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand it, why do the legs hurt?

    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Restless Leg Syndrome is when a person feels uncontrollable sensations in their legs (usually particularly bad at night, so it disrupts sleep). Usually it feels like tingling or “pins and needles” but it can be actually painful for some sufferers. It also usually causes the uncontrollable urge to move/twitch the legs, disturbing the sufferer’s sleep and that of anyone they share a bed with. My dad had RLS :( so, the joke in this comic is turning “Restless Leg Syndrome” into “Restless Lego Syndrome” ;)

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    Growing...
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The punches things in the Lego. They will help like acupuncture if you lie on one to sleep.

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    Linda Thompson-chlon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going for the full poem...beans, beans the magical fruit; the more you eat, the more you toot; the more you toot, the better you feel. Let's have beans for every meal. I''ll see myself out.

    Corbin davie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll s**t my pants

    GramDB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toot toot … the magical fruit!

    meow point1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason, beans never made me fart.

    Deni Castro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat a ton of beans and you'll make a giant fart!!!

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    Zero
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vader doesn't have human hands.

    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m so glad you felt the need to point out the unrealistic nature of some cartoonist’s one-panel comic. We all might have missed it otherwise. /s

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    Jeffrey Diehl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't Vader have his own private restroom?

    Jeffrey Diehl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vadre's suit takes care of that.

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    Magickmaster 8
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walking home from our house Christmas Eve

    Contented potato.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can say there’s no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa we believe

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    GramDB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shark-toots that's a lovely color!

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this one is ripped off from a Far Side comic I saw when I was a kid… now I’ll have to see if I can find the exact one XD

    I'm Kid A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I volunteered at a kids/youth camp about a decade ago that handed out kazoos "because it'll be fun for the kids." Still can't stand the sound of one (Kazoos, kids are okay, usually).

    #55

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    Samia Guled
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's how plastic surgery works for the potatoes!

    #56

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    Pierre Tomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol!.. grandma done poo'd on the floor

    #58

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    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    after being in hot water for a little while he already talked, guess he got soft

    Deni Castro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, all you need is hot sauce.

    #59

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    GSMountainWolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet the man is wearing nothing but a hat…

    Lori Lathrom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s OK for men to show their topographical details…

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    Kevin Teng
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in around the area of Maryland Monroe's right shoulder :)

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    KENOBI
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeze I think I would prefer not to have boneless legs

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    Neir Lucan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually incredibly grim

    DracoFury42
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, the witch is crying.......

    #66

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    DracoFury42
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently this is what Mojang expects to happen if there was fireflies in Minecraft

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    MOONIE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is her before they kidnapped her to shave her pits

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll be a miracle whip he survives. I'll just see myself out, now.