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This Brutally Honest Pregnancy FAQ Sign On OBGYN’s Wall Will Make You Laugh
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OBGYNs have seen things they will never forget. They’ve been asked every question in the book and have attempted to soothe every possible anxiety. Luckily, though, they also seem to have a good sense of humor. This ‘pregnancy FAQ’ from a particularly sarcastic OB will have you rolling on the floor – unless you’re too pregnant to do that, of course.
The sign was shared on Reddit’s Baby Bumps thread by a user named YellowWoodenTable, whose legendary OB had it posted to their office wall. Whoever this sarcastic genius is, we’d feel completely comfortable trusting them with our intimate affairs.
“Found this at my OB appointment today”
What do you think? Are these answers spot-on? Let us know in the comments!
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This is funny, but, well, I think the text is older than the Internet and can be found, at least in similar form, on many walls...
SO?
Hilariously real!!
Once again, candor and humor have this way of going hand-in-hand.
Maybe they should post this in high schools too....
I neeed an apidural.. and im a man
The answers are soooooo real lol
It does not end even when your kids are over 50 years old believe me, they all think us old buggers that have skimped and saved all our lives are banks with no loan charges or payback needed.
People shoukd continue adding to it, because I know there must be more questions out there with snappy answers. I love these!
It's awesome but it's so amazing how it's saying childbirth
Tia Doelker what
😂😂😂
Loved the 'Pregnancy and Women' Q & A's, gave me a good laugh
First is normal.
all to true, been there, done that and they still come home
Ha, so true!
People shoukd continue adding to it, because I know there must be more questions out there with snappy answers. I love these! http://www.brightvision.me/firefighter-wont-let-this-dog-die-after-pulling-him-from-a-burning-home-performs-mouth-to-mouth/
This is funny, but, well, I think the text is older than the Internet and can be found, at least in similar form, on many walls... http://www.brightvision.me/firefighter-wont-let-this-dog-die-after-pulling-him-from-a-burning-home-performs-mouth-to-mouth/
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#3: ask them
Seriously fuck you.That's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard If the Baby has a dick its a boy and if it has a vagina its girl
how can fucking even be on anyones mind after reading this!
are you ok
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Seriously, fuck you. As many babies are born with both. What's your dumbass answer to that? Not only that, there's a scale to determine the size of a penis, and if it's not large enough, it's considered a girl and recommended for surgery to "fix" the problem. Educate yourself. You look like a moron.
Babies can't talk silly. (and if you're trying to make this a "trans" thing, as a trans man myself I fully admit that it's gender and not sex that really "changes".)
Lol thank you. I fully respect that being trans must be a huge emotional struggle. But you can't ask a baby what gender they are!!! And people need to chill, those comments got really aggressive, very fast! F*** no one. Okay?
This is funny, but, well, I think the text is older than the Internet and can be found, at least in similar form, on many walls...
SO?
Hilariously real!!
Once again, candor and humor have this way of going hand-in-hand.
Maybe they should post this in high schools too....
I neeed an apidural.. and im a man
The answers are soooooo real lol
It does not end even when your kids are over 50 years old believe me, they all think us old buggers that have skimped and saved all our lives are banks with no loan charges or payback needed.
People shoukd continue adding to it, because I know there must be more questions out there with snappy answers. I love these!
It's awesome but it's so amazing how it's saying childbirth
Tia Doelker what
😂😂😂
Loved the 'Pregnancy and Women' Q & A's, gave me a good laugh
First is normal.
all to true, been there, done that and they still come home
Ha, so true!
People shoukd continue adding to it, because I know there must be more questions out there with snappy answers. I love these! http://www.brightvision.me/firefighter-wont-let-this-dog-die-after-pulling-him-from-a-burning-home-performs-mouth-to-mouth/
This is funny, but, well, I think the text is older than the Internet and can be found, at least in similar form, on many walls... http://www.brightvision.me/firefighter-wont-let-this-dog-die-after-pulling-him-from-a-burning-home-performs-mouth-to-mouth/
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
#3: ask them
Seriously fuck you.That's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard If the Baby has a dick its a boy and if it has a vagina its girl
how can fucking even be on anyones mind after reading this!
are you ok
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
Seriously, fuck you. As many babies are born with both. What's your dumbass answer to that? Not only that, there's a scale to determine the size of a penis, and if it's not large enough, it's considered a girl and recommended for surgery to "fix" the problem. Educate yourself. You look like a moron.
Babies can't talk silly. (and if you're trying to make this a "trans" thing, as a trans man myself I fully admit that it's gender and not sex that really "changes".)
Lol thank you. I fully respect that being trans must be a huge emotional struggle. But you can't ask a baby what gender they are!!! And people need to chill, those comments got really aggressive, very fast! F*** no one. Okay?