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“I Haven’t Recovered”: 83 Hilariously Painful Posts About Married Life (New Pics)
Being in a long-term relationship is awesome. However, you’d be lying if you said that it doesn’t come with its challenges, weirdness, and slight annoyances. Luckily, inside jokes, levity, and having a good sense of humor all help push through the stress and frustrations. If you and your significant other can wholesomely laugh at yourselves, as well as each other, you’ll be fine.
Our team at Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest, most relatable, and accurate posts about married life from all over the internet, and they feel almost too personal. They’re best scrolled together with your partner, as well as your married friends.
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Nadia Lane 4 months ago
I love English food honestly. Get yourself a well-made steak-and-ale pie, roast dinner, bangers and mash, etc and tell me I'm wrong.
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George Costanza 4 months ago
Seems like he was just being nice and letting you know he had plans without you. I doubt you'd be more happy if he didn't tell you about it.
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Chrystina Sumpter 4 months ago
My husband and I have been married for almost 25 years. He is very familiar with the Ungovernable Swamp Witch.
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Auntriarch 4 months ago
Hehe, when I text Mr Auntriarch to ask him to come to the charity shop and bring the sack truck
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Leah Banks 4 months ago
I wouldn't be mad. I'd just say that's our new anniversary, obviously the universe is trying to tell you something!
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Nikki Sevven 4 months ago
Oh, well if that's how we're measuring, then I clearly need more books.
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Geoffrey Scott 4 months ago
Also defined as 'someone' standing in front of the vey cupboard you wish to access.
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Colleen Glim 4 months ago
Put it in the back of the fridge with something in front of it and on the bottom shelf. Guaranteed not to find it
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Lily bloom 4 months ago
Oh yeah, the one with that actor with brown, but maybe blonde hair that was on that show with the actress with the hair
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Roxy222uk 4 months ago
I loathe Pinterest. This is because I google how to make something and click on a promising link (if I’m not paying very careful attention) only to find it’s a Pinterest entry with just a picture. What help is that to absolutely anybody? Then I try to follow through to the actual instructions and it’s either impossible or a completely arcane labyrinth. I don’t get the purpose. Here’s a page of pictures of things that can be made, but no one wants you to know how to do it. Ridiculous.
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Michael Largey 4 months ago
Ignorance releases your opinions from all confinements and constraints. I could cite examples.
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Auntriarch 4 months ago (edited)
Mr Auntriarch's morning greeting is usually "it lives! it breathes!" Which frankly is somewhat impertinent, it's still morning. Technically. Oh and I'm retired, have I mentioned that before?
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Auntriarch 4 months ago
I'm perfectly capable of spending that kind of money on cheese, so I might not be the best person to ask
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Andrew Keir 4 months ago
Unfortunately , he turns out to have a slight drinking problem. Never mind ...
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Colleen Glim 4 months ago
Crockpots are intended to be low and slow. Even the high setting doesnt get above 250*F. Frozen meatballs will need four or so hours to heat up properly because you lower the temperature of everything when you add them frozen
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43Duckies 4 months ago
This is like when my mom and I took my baseball-fanatic grandfather to see Bull Durham, and afterwards, when asked how he liked the "the baseball movie", he said, "Well, it wasn't really about baseball...". (Also, there is a special kind of mortification to seeing films with bedroom scenes sitting next to your mother and grandfather!)
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Bored Jellyfish 4 months ago
P*nis pasta… and see if he notices. My MIL did not (I bought it in Italy and sent it to her as a joke. She howled when I told her what it was and told me she’d made pasta salad with it for her neighborhood potluck).
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Andrew Keir 4 months ago
You'll be happier not knowing. Let them have their fun, or they might start looking in the garage.
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Norm Gilmore 4 months ago
Am I an anomaly? 3 day trip it's 2 pairs for everyday and a couple of spares just in case.
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I do feel the need to clarify that he was not making bagel chips, he did not do it with cream cheese, and he’s from Saskatchewan. He topped these babies with eggs.
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Did I say that out loud? 4 months ago
Genuine question. Why would you be returned to a resort you've already been checked out from? Your cancelled flight is not their problem.
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Andrew Keir 4 months ago
A Panda refers to having her period. No comments are needed from possessors of dangly bits. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Andrew Keir 4 months ago (edited)
Rule 2 of happy family life - always have a spare roll of TP within reach of the throne. Anyone using the last sheet (and , of course, placing the spare roll on the holder before they leave the smallest room) is tasked with *immediately* finding - and fitting - a replacement replacement roll. "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds." Phone calls, house fires, and medical emergencies can wait.
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Lily bloom 4 months ago
Were they just taking a survey? Who offers coffee if not willing to make said coffee happen?
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Unbored Panda 4 months ago
So many people are either pretending to hate their partner for internet points or actually hate their partner. Sad.
Unbored Panda 4 months ago
So many people are either pretending to hate their partner for internet points or actually hate their partner. Sad.
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