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In a world where we're constantly being told what to do, it's often tempting to rebel against the system and stop doing as we're instructed. But as you can see from this hilarious list compiled by Bored Panda, there's another, more subtle way to fight back against the establishment. How? By following the rules as literally as possible! Don't know how? Then scroll on for some covert anti-establishment inspiration. Don't forget to vote for the funniest!
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#1
You Are To Assume The Role Of A Chinese Immigrant In 1870
Hàolín Huang 8 years ago
Translation: My life here isn't quite good... the working environment is bad, and there's no such thing as sufficient welfare. But don't worry, only about a dozen people are severely injured everyday. I try my best to be careful. We opened a small bodega and the business is great. Even though I don't know much English, it isn't hard to understand these white people. Hopefully I'll achieve something! I'd work really hard and take care of myself... are you guys doing well? I miss you a lot, wish we can see each other again...
Rocha 8 years ago
And that was the exact situation of those Chinese immigrants back then... :'(
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Smoofy 8 years ago
My friend did something like this except it was to pretend you were a syrian refugee. She wrote it in arabic.
jevais 8 years ago
"You don't have a Chinaman's chance". Chinaman's Chance: America's Other Slaves, The saying comes from 1800 when Chinese were used to build the railroad going to California. They were also slaves bought Canton, China. They had no chance to come down alive when the dynamic was strapped to their body and lit. By the time they got to where they were to blow up the mountain, the man would also blow up. Hence the saying about not have a Chinaman's chance.
Sam McGuire 7 years ago
In 1870 a Chinese immigrant would not be able to write. That would not be to bad as no one at home would be able to read. No add the fact that China did not get a sent from a foreign county post service until (how sad I am I that I looked this up) 1 May 1878 this question would have to be left blank with a 100% pass.
Mika Hale 8 years ago
Hàolín Huang 5 months ago Translation: My life here isn't quite good... the working environment is bad, and there's no such thing as sufficient welfare. But don't worry, only about a dozen people are severely injured everyday. I try my best to be careful. We opened a small bodega and the business is great. Even though I don't know much English, it isn't hard to understand these white people. Hopefully I'll achieve something! I'd work really hard and take care of myself... are you guys doing well? I miss you a lot, wish we can see each other again... 504 Reply
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#2
This Peanut Sale
John L 8 years ago
Free Enterprise! Nothing in the world beats it, and organizations/governments can't squelch it.
Rick Fitz 8 years ago
Government exists to crush these kind of entrepreneurial people. Good for them.
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Jonathan Eatsalot 8 years ago
Nothing tells a town you will be a good business owner than disobeying rules creatively
Tabea Campos 8 years ago
This is the greatest thing. I don't know what it's like in the US but in Europe they ask staggering prices for water during festivals to a point where many pass out from lack of hydration.
Greg Hoggarth 8 years ago
This was tried in New Zealand. Some students in Dunedin decided to sell individual cigarettes, but only as a 'freebie' when you purchased a BBQ sausage or can of drink first. The city council shut them down.
Janet Blasingame 8 years ago
There are some REALLY dense people commenting. They CANNOT sell water. Yet, they WANT to sell water. So, they sell a peanut for the price of water, but throw the water in for "free". So, they pay the dollar for the water and end up with a free peanut, but word it so they don't get in trouble. Geeze...
#3
Mortality Is Real
David Grady 8 years ago
Is it wrong that this is the first thing to make me actually lol in quite some time?
Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago
Random fact of the day: every second, about 4 people are born and roughly 2 people die(don't let it be you)
Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago
today is the last day of some of your life, and the first day of the rest of it
Katinka Min 8 years ago
Well, I say laugh, what I really mean is cackle like a demented witch
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My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, "So Just A Generic Party?" This Is The Result
Sweep the Leg 8 years ago
This is awesome! Look how much work he put into a creative "uncreative" generic birthday. I'd appreciate a guy like this!
Justyna 8 years ago
He seems to be awesome! I love his sense of humor, this is perfect.
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#5
By Customer Request
jacluckycat 8 years ago
Right...you know what you ordered, and that those dimensions make the instr ridiculous
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#6
My Mom Told Me To "Clean The Bathroom Like The Queen Of England Is Visiting"
John L 8 years ago
Somehow I just can't picture Elizabeth sitting down to read Harry Potter. Otherwise.... ;)
Superluminal1 8 years ago
I just can't picture the queen sitting on a toilet.
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#7
Breastfeeding Request
rayo UV 8 years ago
The sign on spanish says "if you need mom, get food please cover, thank you"
Belén Galán 8 years ago
Actually, "mama" is a fancy word for boobs :). (Mom is mamá, with accent)
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Stille20 8 years ago
Like bare breasted feeding makes me uncomfortable, but that is my problem not theirs. I'm also not a fan of PDA, close talkers, strangers bumping into me and loud groups of people... but again, I went to a public place, where there are people.
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
That's exactly what to do. I've never understood why feeding your child is so taboo. The only reason I'd cover is there will always be that one creep looking for a free nipple show.
Master Markus 8 years ago
I don't remotely understand the "taboo" of women's chests. Particularly that you can show a lot of it, but a nipple is indecent. MEN have nipples too! Usually smaller ones, but neither is more "sexually charged" than the other.
Maria Isabel Rodrigues Vasconcelos 8 years ago
As a Portuguese which strongly desaprove laws against breast feeding (the most basic need of us all as mamels) in public I think this one is the best!
Abigail Zovich 8 years ago
No, no, the sign on spanish says "If you need boob augmentation please covr thanks". (There's a missed letter on "cubierta", what means cover). Believe me, I´m argentinian.
#8
Arriva Has Banned Shorts As A Part Of Their Uniform, Offering Only Pants Or Skirts Regardless Of Weather
Liz DeLooze 3 years ago
When I was in school we didn't have uniforms but they banned shorts except as gym clothing. So a few of the guys tried to do this, only 1 boy did not get suspended and sent home. He was Scottish, was wearing a kilt, and his parents threatened to sue for discrimination.
#9
You're Welcome, Mum
Amy Carter 8 years ago
You could have hung it out in the time it took you to find pen and paper to leave the note.
Master Markus 8 years ago
I thought "gimp" meant like... physically lame. Is it just used as a generic insult somewhere?
Bonnie Alcorn 8 years ago
My daughter left a note for her adult son asking him to put the laundry in the dryer while she was at work. She didn't say anything about starting it!
Robin Kaminsky Contreras 8 years ago
Same thing happened to me & my stepdaughter
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#10
My Wife Asked Me To Take Some Pictures With My New Selfie Stick When Doing Stuff Throughout The Day
#11
Denise Ain't Fucking Around
Daria B 8 years ago
True but, maybe: 1. This might be an old photo; 2. The boy might very likely be a child who just hit puberty.
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darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
That's a perfect response. He doesn't deserve that much. Hate guys like that.
#12
Insert Card As Shown
#13
How To Draw A Sheep
Just a Purpler 8 years ago
AHHAHA IM DEAD! DANG IT BORED PANDA YOU'VE OFFICIALLY KILLED ME AHHAHA MY SIDES OH MY GOSH
Victoria Hammond 8 years ago
Counting sheep will no doubt result in some horrific nightmares. 😱
#14
Saw This On My Facebook Feed Today
pikachu 8 years ago
you put fallow, which is a type of deer, I am sure you meant follow, please learn for next time, thank you.
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#15
I'm On It
Kira Thesloth 8 years ago
I know, it's so good they stole it from Austin!
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#16
Found Some Amazing Indian Writing
Shirley Richard 8 years ago
This is exactly how we got to this place in time. No one is being racist, sorry. The Indian (whether he's native or not) clearly took this picture and endorsed it, else he wouldn't be standing there writing. Now, he thought this was clever enough so maybe you all should too. If everyone wasn't so busy policing each other and looking so nasty things to say to each other then this country wouldn't be as screwed up as it is now. You don't need to be butthurt over this photo...laugh.
Kira Thesloth 8 years ago
Lol I'm Cherokee and Mayan and I call myself an Indian all the time. I punctuate it with hiyayaya, not dola dola. People usually seem to have no problem smiling at that one. Lighten up everyone! Of course if it were a legal document I'd say I'm indigenous/native what ever some beurocrat feels like calling me on a Tuesday, but honestly it's all the same to me.
Heather Williams 8 years ago
As a Native American...I found this f@#king hysterical. This is something I would do!!
#17
He Chose... Wisely
Hans 8 years ago
"Hi , my name is Wisely." - "Carefully, nice to meet you! May I introduce you to Think Twice?"
Victoria Pietsch 8 years ago
"This is my friend, Second Opinion. He is the father of "A" as he was told to choose A as the name."
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Lulu Machete 8 years ago
Oh shiz. I rofl'd at this one. Easily the funniest so far. Though the dog in the bin is a close second.
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Lol I wonder how many people named themselves that thinking the same thing.
#18
Can't Argue With That
Kira Thesloth 8 years ago
I am guilty of this only in my city the signs don't say no scooter. Tbh though, scooters are much easier to slow.down on when you're around other people than a skateboard or bike.
Just a Purpler 8 years ago
I want him to turn around so we can photoshop those thug glasses on his beautiful face
#19
School District Doesn't Allow Halloween Costumes
Daniel Castro Morales 8 years ago
Principal: And I would have gotten away with costumeless Halloween, if it weren't for you meddling parents!
Pi... 8 years ago
lol! Daphne strikes a pose! I'm surprised these kids know who Scooby Doo is!
Kim Lee 8 years ago
They've made new versions of the cartoon and kids still watch the old show on Cartoon Network-type channels
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-- 8 years ago
anyone can explain? I know it's probably meant to be cosplaying a set of characters from a series, but which series is it?
#20
Marc With A C
Rachel Azevedo 8 years ago
My name is Rachel, in Brazil we say it as Raquel so sometimes I have to spell it. "Raquel, but if CH". What I got was a billing name to CHaquel.
#21
Question Everything
Daria B 8 years ago
Why are you all keeping questioning with why? There's also how, ans tons of other questions to question each other's statements, aren't there? ♥
#22
My Dad Asked The Waitress For "One Very Small Check" I Think That She Out-Dadjoked Him In Response
#23
How To Cook Pork & Caramelised Chestnut Stuffing
Just a Purpler 8 years ago
Ahhh I'm trying very hard to not bust out laughing in my math class right now !!!
#24
Girlfriend Told Me To Wear A Plain Tie To Dinner Tonight
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Well what's wrong? Should it have been a biplane instead of a jet plane...?
#25
Future Lawyer? Was Told He Couldn't Go Outside
Alex Newell 8 years ago
Yeah, I think the original caption said "don't set foot outside"
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"I said you couldn't go outside" - Mom, "Your evidence is circumstantial" - kid
#26
Because, Screw You And Your "End User License Agreement"
Hans 8 years ago
Well done...good thing is that these EULAs usually violate so many national laws that they are void anyway.
Joanne Lawrence 3 years ago
Yeah, a few courts have found that an agreement that is intentionally long and convoluted precisely so that no one reads it is invalid. Hopefully that continues. My favorite thing about a few open-source softwares I've downloaded is the EULA is two lines at most, usually saying simply to give credit to the original creators if you upload it somewhere.
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Cassie 8 years ago
Yup! In the olden days we had to call the internet on the telephone and our programs came on discs. ^_^
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#27
My Wife Asked Me To Put The Cake In The Oven At 120 Degrees. Took Some Doing, But I Managed It
Tiny Dynamine 8 years ago
The protractor would also melt if the oven was on. IT'S A JOKE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
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Máxima Santana 8 years ago
Does he want to get divorced? Because that is how you get divorced.
#28
Hug Left Curb When Leaving
Tiny Dynamine 8 years ago
I can't believe I spelt "kerb" wrong! Must pay more attention...
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#29
I Never Imagined The Golden Gate Bridge Was As Bike Friendly As It Is
Diletta Liverani 8 years ago
I like to think that people would have understood even without the "(sarcasm)" (sorry for my english)
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#30
The Poor Girl Actually Stopped Walking
Philip Quinn 8 years ago
Ahhhhh the English are so observant of the rules to being bleedin daft.
Jace 8 years ago
Well this is just all kinds of confusing. Putting that stuff basically on the walkway is basically going to tell pedestrians to pay attention to it. Who knows without being there and talking to the people that set this up, it could be a substitute safety signal for pedestrians.
#31
My Dad Asked Me To Hand Him His Ginger Ale. I Don't Know What To Do
#32
Complying With The Rules
#33
Literally
Zori the degu 8 years ago
Genius thinking! There`s lots of paper as well, the brush is only one:)
#34
I Have No Words For This One
Joe Dad 8 years ago
Yeah, and obviously you didn't spend enough time in school. I mean, "payed"? Really? It's spelled "paid," you idiot. Go back to grade school
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#35
When You're Told To Change Ur Shirt Before Thanksgiving Dinner So You Happily Oblige
Jenay Staunton 8 years ago
You're white start caring about that, douchebag. Such traitor leftys insane.
#36
My Wife Just Told Me She Is Pregnant, And Wanted A Toasty Shower. First Dad Joke Executed
Just a Purpler 8 years ago
Hilarious, but I don't understand... Did she actually ask him to prepare her a shower?
BoredBunny 8 years ago
Preparing a shower means to get the water running, I believe.
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Victoria Pietsch 8 years ago
Hey, maybe she will appreciate this. She gets to fulfill her cravings before the shower.
#37
I Noticed This Bottle At A Local Coffee Shop, And Asked The Owner About It. He Said "Health Inspector Asked 'What's This Jar?' And I Said Nothing, It's Empty, And She Said 'Everything Has To Be Labeled' So I Labeled It."
Kjorn 8 years ago
bureaucrats... In the province of Québec here where everything must be... and i say MUST be in french we have inspector who goes everywhere and give penalty if it's in English. people has to put sticker in french over microwave or coffemaker where it was written in English... like people doesn't know what POWER or START mean...
frederic eeckman 8 years ago
Is it also the reason why your movie titles are ALL in french and sometimes a bit ridiculous (like "Tuer Bill" :)) ) ?
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#38
My Brother Got Bored Waiting At The Pharmacy
Ioana Roajda 8 years ago
:))) OMG People are so awsome and funny..the picture is not bad either.
#39
Why People Don't Obey Signs
Zori the degu 8 years ago
But what was the real purpose of the sign? I`ve never seen one like this, is it just a joke or...
#40
Bus Driver Near Busy Stop Ticketed For Letting Passengers Get Off Early Due To Congestion. Reaction: Today Bus Drivers Coordinated To Do Things By The Book And Only Stop Exactly At Bus Stops; Huge Line-Up Ensues
Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago
I hope whoever ticketed that driver and/or the writers of the book were on one of the busses.
Jace 8 years ago
They're probably not the kind of people that need to bus into and out of town for their jobs...
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Mateusz Redlin 8 years ago
Why Do I Have To Read Every Word Separately (Because They Are Capitalized)? Can Someone Explain Me This? It Is Quite Annoying :|
Echo 8 years ago
You don't have to read every word separately. Just have someone read it for you. :)
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#41
I'm Screwed
Ronja Rövardotter 8 years ago
Exactly! My frist thoughts too. I was thinking about is...and what if the hotel can´t leave the opened roll for other guests? Maybe in this specific country people think it is not hygenic or luxurious enough to use the opened roll? It would be still weird, or unusual, but it was the only explanation which I figured out. Just guessing... :-)
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Mirielle Sherman 8 years ago
If your sitting on the john and all the toilet papers gone, be a man, use your hand
#42
Draw Bridge
#43
My Brother Had To Work, So He Asked Me To Save Him A Little Bit Of Everything
BoredBunny 8 years ago
Hopefully once your brother saw this, you actually had him a plate of Thanksgiving food.
#44
Mom Asked Me To Put The Toilet Paper On The Shelf
Totally Magical Unicorn 8 years ago
I hate it when people make you use up the cheap toilet paper before you get to the soft stuff.
Lena Sterling 8 years ago
After using the fluffy stuff, I guess you have a lucky cat (they are colored white, black an brown)
Load More Replies... darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
That's probably the most lazy cat I've ever seen. Or most patient.
Little letitia 8 years ago
I can't be the only one who didn't see the cat for the first 10 minutes
#45
Well... Okay
#46
My Parents Are On A Short Vacation And Asked Me To Stop By And "Secure The Dog". Mission Accomplished
Šimon Špaček 8 years ago
(I know that letting dog play with loaded gun would be dangerous and possibly stupid enough for Darwin award, but with empty magazine this would be even better picture)
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#47
This Bathroom Closure
#48
My Wife Asked For A Coach Bag For Her Birthday. Let's Just Say She's Pretty Happy Today
#49
He Was Just Following Orders
#50
It's Not Working
Lauren Mitchell 8 years ago
This is why we have warning labels like "Do not iron clothes while wearing"
Socially Awkward 8 years ago
Deer don't like quarters, don't you know that? They prefer pennies. They will also take dimes. Nickels are acceptable. BUT QUARTERS ARE DISGUSTING!
#51
Following The Rules
#52
Touch Only With Your Eyes
Danielle Sharpe 8 years ago
Dats right....poke yourself in the eye with the corner of the sign
#53
Roommate Asked Me To Talk To Her Plants While She Was Away
Luna Lovegood 8 years ago
how do u read the flipping handwriting?! Will someone comment what it is actually meant to say?
Shadow 6 months ago
It reads if you think of it, would you pretty please water my plants? (Once while I'm gone should probably be enough) whisper sweet nothings to them so they won't miss me too much it really does help. See you monday Hope this helps
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When You Pause And Say "Uh" When They Ask Your Name At Starbucks
Elizabott 8 years ago
Peeps should be free from judgement when they're un-caffeinated - we want coffee, not a pop quiz
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Susan Weiler 8 years ago
If one doesn't remember one's own name, then they should not "um" be ordering at "um" Starbucks!
Tom Talamantes 8 years ago
"UH Kevin", he's single, soy means he has isoflavones that mimic estrogen (so more feminine), and has no car aka "whip" ... did I get that right?
#55
Siri Conforms
#56
What A Smart Ass
#57
Malaysian Prince Dons Hulk Hands After Being Told He Must Wear Gloves For Handshakes With Women
#58
It's Not Working
#59
Parking: Nailed It
#60
Valuables Under Watch
#61
Is This How I'm Supposed To Do It?
N.m 8 years ago
Wow it must be on timed picture and he must be holding it between his arms.
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#62
Happened To Notice My Neighbor's Car Door Open During A Massive Sleet Storm. She Told Me To Mind My Own Business Last Time We Talked
Emmanuel Christian 8 years ago
there's no him in the story ... neighbor's her, the contributor is viktorija (victoria)
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Love that. Once, UPS dropped a package off at my place that belonged to a guy down the street. I called him, he came by and started yelling at me. Couple of months later, same mistake, but, hell, why should I let some a*****e yell at me again for something I didn't do, so, just left it there. UPS came by after about 3 or 4 months and saw the package, picked it up and delivered it to my neighbor. If it weren't for their diligence, it'd probably still be there,
Mark Jaress 8 years ago
Similar thing happened to me. Delivery guy dropped guy down the streets package at my door. I called him, he came to pick it up and spent 15 minutes yelling at me. Next time that happened, I said f that guy, left package on my stoop. It sat for 3 months until delivery happened to deliver something to me, who then picked it up and delivered to guy down the street. I wonder how mad he got at the delivery guy?
Danielle Sharpe 8 years ago
Paper aircraft... minding my own business.... flick into open door.... walkin away
#63
My Grandmother Has Insisted For Years That "A Good Scottish Country House Just Isn't Complete Without A Wall Mounted Stag Head." My Mum Finally Caved
Tiny Dynamine 8 years ago
At least she knows that killing defenceless animals for human selfishness is wrong. Your mum is cool.
pikachu 8 years ago
well, would you like the earth to be overrun with wild animals? sure they shouldn't be endangered but there can't be too many either.
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Deborah Richardson 8 years ago
I have one of these. £3 in the Dunelm post Christmas sake. Mine is called Angus McCoatup.
#64
The Girlfriend Asked Me To Shovel A Path To The Garage
Šimon Špaček 8 years ago
We called that "dumb mariner". Do exactly what you were asked for but in way it was not expected.
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Jim Kissaglis 8 years ago
yeah for an office worker maybe. real men do every job in the same amount of time, no matter what it is.
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Well Okay, If You Think It'll Help
Smoofy 8 years ago
Are holy giraffes, giraffes that have halos and wings?
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#66
My Wife Asked For "Laser Hair Removal" For Christmas. She Was Less Than Thrilled
Tom 8 years ago
Looking at it I'd say it's reflecting off the razor blade, then off the back of the phone taking the picture and then on to the wall :-)
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It Seems That Malicious Compliance Begins Young
Emma Revell 8 years ago
technically it's right half of 4 sweets is 2 sweets well 4 halves add up to 2!!
#68
Please Fall In Line
#69
This Is My Spot
Joe Dad 8 years ago
Not nice. So when a disabled man comes by who actually needs that space, he can't park there.
#70
I Asked For The Restaurant To Go Easy On The Mustard And This Came Out
luke murray 8 years ago
What restaurant serves crappy looking hotdogs like that? Thous are usually only found at gas-stations or places like 7-11 In the country I live in..
#71
Well If You Say So
#72
I Was Grumpy When I Came Home From Work So I Asked My Husband For Space. He Handed Me This
#73
So I Asked For Extra Pickles Today At Subway
Natalia Sanchez 8 years ago
Ahahah If I ask for extra pikles they add me half a slice, so miserables.
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Kassandra Skresvig 8 years ago
O.O I want to go to that subway,....when ever I ask for extra pickles they add like 2 and roll their eyes if I ask for abit more :/
Amanda Cariker 8 years ago
Must have been a call in order or drive through order.....considering they make the sandwichs right in front of you.
Samantha Beckett 8 years ago
wow, I'd love this actually. Whenever i ask for extra pickles I get two.
Rebecca Bailey 8 years ago
why cant maccas do this? I b***h about 2 pickles when asking for as many as they can load it up with as many times as Pete gets 2 bits of chicken in a 3 piece feed!
#74
Ok, But I Don't Think It'll Work
#75
If You Insist
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Congrats your probably the most insufferable person on bored panda.
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#76
Whoever Runs The Overwatch Twitter Account Knows How It's Done
#77
Take It They Said. So I Did
Kim Lee 8 years ago
Why are you even here? Everything you write gets downvoted as spam. You always have something derogatory, insulting, racist, sexist, or downright ignorant to write. Seriously, I don't think this site was meant for you at all.
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Okay, Heads Up!
Danielle Sharpe 8 years ago
Throw pillows would have ended with a group of people throwing up on them and taking pictures.... this is easier to clean up after.
#79
Just Following Directions
#80
The Importance Of Following Instructions
#81
The Instructions Were To Bring Two Photos On A CD
#82
Eat Me
#83
Inaccurate Instructions Are Inaccurate
Jennifer Harris 8 years ago
I think it's a way to administer medication.. like slow release pain killers
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Rafał Becla 8 years ago
Actually when you drink too much you start sweating bit of alcohol. So remember next time - DRINK MORE!
Peter Hill 8 years ago
It's a brace used to hold a urine catheter tube in place to help keep from yanking out of your bladder O_o
Jessica Hepler 8 years ago
Wrong catheter this one is for keeping a vein open so you don't have to get poked as often
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Roommate Needed A Blank Trophy As A Prop
Kassandra Skresvig 8 years ago
the title says it's needed as a prop...probably for a theatre show or play
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#85
When You Ask For Sour Cream On The Side
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
When you walk through a drive through you can expect some kind of retaliation
Jeremy Goodell 8 years ago
I tried this once in high school with three buddies -- we pretended we were in a car, but we were just walking. They told us they couldn't serve walk-throughs because it was an insurance violation.
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Jonathan Sherry 8 years ago
The problem is, that's a McDonald's drive-thru he's complaining to. Note the Ronald McDonald House donation box under the window.
#86
Got It
Susan Weiler 8 years ago
I don't suppose it says apply to area of face to be shaved? No of course not, that would be too simple!
#87
Last Night I Asked My Husband To Put Some Spaghetti On The Stove So I Could Start Dinner When I Got Home
Susan Weiler 8 years ago
Looks like you will be ordering take out for 1. Hubby gets raw spaghetti.
#88
I Told My Brother To Print Out A Dot-To-Dot For Our Sister. He Came Back With This
#89
Wife Asked Me To Pick Up Tampons For Her
Chuck Bartowski 8 years ago
You're a dead man..unless your wife has a VERY good sense of humor... and didn't need them that moment...
#90
Saw This Above The Urinals In The Bathroom At Work This Morning
Marie-Eve Langlois 8 years ago
I work in facilities. And it's a giant f*****g issue. Multiple times a day, we have clogged urinals because of that mixed with toilet paper/paper towels.
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#91
Ordered Chicken Bacon Ranch. Forgot To Say "Pizza"
#92
Blurry Conformists Are Still Conformists
#94
I'm Not Very Good At Drawing, But I Hope This Suffices
#95
Conformity At Its Finest
Ema Sklepic 8 years ago
well how funny would it be if there was a sign that read: NO UNYCYCLE PARKING
#96
Conformist
#97
Not Going To Replace The Towel Drop Bin?
#98
When You Go To McDonald's And Ask For An Egg McMuffin With Sausage And Cheese Only
Samantha 8 years ago
Why does McDonald's always take things so literally? I asked for a plain cheeseburger once and they gave me a bun...nothing on the bun, just the bun.
Debbie Lang 8 years ago
Omg same thing happened to me at McDonald's ask for plain cheeseburger got home and it was cheese on a bun!! Y
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Caitlyn Gillon 8 years ago
Had that happen. Asked for a cheeseburger with meat and cheese only. I got no bun. :(
#99
Instructions Unclear
Jessica Hepler 8 years ago
Who tf ketchup and mustards their chicken nuggets . This is madness
#100
My Sister Asked My 6'5" Nephew To Bring In The Costco Run
#101
This Kid Is Going Places
Jonathan Sherry 8 years ago
I wouldn't have filled it out since my name isn't Underline, obviously it doesn't apply to me.
#102
Mom Asked Me To Rip Up A Carpet For Her. I Think I Did A Good Job
Nina's Channel 8 years ago
The carpet is under random pieces of furniture in the room!
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KFC Told Me To
#104
How To Follow Rules
#105
Radar, Go To Bed!
#106
Filled The Gap With Silicone
Nimues Child 1 year ago
They need the silicone to hold the layers of plywood together. Oh, and the white lead paint... Paging a building inspector!
Danielle Sharpe 8 years ago
Did it work? Yes... did you waste money on 2 more tubes of silicone? No.... can it be painted? Yes.... Don't see a problem here people 😋
#107
They Said Get A Cake On Tuesday
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What do you think ?
Sarah Gielen 8 years ago
#7 is hilarious. I should've done this with my twin boys in public 10 months ago!!
Ross Blankert 8 years ago
folks have lost their sense of humor. I personally love breast feeders. It is so natural and beautiful . However folks should not stare and tongues should not hang out.
Jeanne Richard 8 years ago
XD At least 53 isn't Queen Anne's Lace. That would have been horrific.
Amy Madeja 8 years ago
I don't get the one with Halloween kids. Could someone explain, please?
Nela Rothenbach 8 years ago
Well, technically they're not wearing a costume cause it's regular clothes. But combined you can see that they're the Scooby-Doo gang
Load More Replies... Sarah Gielen 8 years ago
#7 is hilarious. I should've done this with my twin boys in public 10 months ago!!
Ross Blankert 8 years ago
folks have lost their sense of humor. I personally love breast feeders. It is so natural and beautiful . However folks should not stare and tongues should not hang out.
Jeanne Richard 8 years ago
XD At least 53 isn't Queen Anne's Lace. That would have been horrific.
Amy Madeja 8 years ago
I don't get the one with Halloween kids. Could someone explain, please?
Nela Rothenbach 8 years ago
Well, technically they're not wearing a costume cause it's regular clothes. But combined you can see that they're the Scooby-Doo gang
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