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We all know that kids say the funniest and craziest things sometimes; their young brains haven't been conditioned to follow our narrow rules of speech just yet so they quite often just name things as their creative brains see fit.

And you know what? A vast majority of the time, kids' made-up names for things actually make more sense, are much funnier and more descriptive than the originals could ever wish to be. Ice cubes? Nah, that'll be water bricks, please!

In the list below, you'll get a new perspective on things that we have been taught not to notice. Only the pure, unsullied minds of kids could come up with these poetic observations! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and feel free to add your own in the comments!

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Kaisu
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How awesome would actual battle unicorns be though

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    Hans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly living in a warm climate. Would be "hand saviours" elsewhere.

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    AloofFox
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I soo want to build something out of ‘water bricks’ now!

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing: you have to shave them at some point or they'll grow

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    queen...<3
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, I am the one that has cow-like reflexes.

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    FortnitePlayerGirl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skeleton burrito...Your kid has quite an interesting mind...

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    KEBI Photography
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guess I am a book looker now, totally like it more than reader and bookworm.

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    Kamryn McNamara
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm imagining Groot just poking people that walk by him

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid I used to call beer or wine daddy's pop. Pop is what the Irish call soda.

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    FortnitePlayerGirl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her profile picture is as funny as the post itself.

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    Kai
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was at school, with 7 yo, i was studying sea stuff for an exam. Our word for cave in "ensenada" and I started saying "ensaimada" that is a pastry-candy. Mother didnt correct me. The teacher corrected me in the oral exam and everyone laught, was pretty cruel cause I really tought I was doing it right. I got really mad with my mother for not correcting me.

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    Sabrina
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is..is this the meaning behind "boneless pizza"??

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    Red
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and this is our form of transport to places here in Australia

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