Ah, Twitter (X); a great place, is it not? I honestly couldn't tell you, since I quit it nine or so months ago. However, it's still one of the most popular social media sites online. According to one source, X (formerly Twitter) has around 586 million monthly active users. Other sources claim 650 million users were actively using it in the first half of 2025.
Whatever feuds, pop culture stan wars, or controversies are happening on the platform, you can still be sure that at least in one corner of Twitter (X), someone just made a joke for the ages. We have a tradition here at Bored Panda to show you the best of the month, so, here we present to you the best and funniest tweets of July!
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A GoFundMe for the national debt! 😆 😭 if that isn’t indicative of how broken we are, I don’t know what it.
Add fermented grapes and you still get pee, but you're not bothered about the other stuff anymore.......
Lmao the Twitter replies are just Americans trying and failing to roast her
It's not like the guy has friends, he just has enemies he hasn't met yet.
This is why I hate having things to do, why can't society just let me sit around and not have schedules and "places to be"
My first dog once got hold of a 10 pound bag of cat food and ate a good 5 pounds while we were out. She looked like the Goodyear blimp, but slightly smaller.
I'm ok with the "born too late" do you know how gross people were during that time period? And to be a woman then? No thanks!
What?! The audacity! *flails* OW MY BACK I KEEP FORGETTING I'M TOO OLD TO FLAIL OW
We have places like Mesa Verde (that Native American castle-like thing in the side of a cliff)
The thing people don't understand about B movies, is that they can't be planned ahead of time. They sort of just happen. Even a big blockbuster movie like this. All they need is an earnest try at making a good movie but accidentally make it cheesy. When McConaughy jumped on the dragon with an axe there was no question what type of move this was. For the record, B movies are awesome and entertaining there is no shame in creating one.
S*x is my favorite spectator sport, but it's even more fun to actually play.
Hagar: Svein, wipe that silly smile off your face. Getting married would work
Friend brought his new gf to a 40th this weekend. She met Badger, Monkey, Bear, Turtle, Gnome and Kat. 😆 Said friend is known as Flamingo.
What a sad life they lead, hating pickles, tomatoes, lettuce, AND onions
I have only one rule and it is this: get to the airport super early. It is NEVER a loss
Go the speed limit in the left lane if you want, it's irritating but whatever, HOWEVER, do not block traffic. If someone is coming up behind you just get over! I have a friend whose dad drives in the left lane purposely blocking traffic to "save them from themselves" when all he does is create road rage. Just move over man and let people go past you. Plus some people might legit be having an issue that you're just delaying them from getting help.
Why is it OK to show a picture of it but the word is censored? How does that make sense?
I didn't rent it but do remember watching it on a free pay channel weekend. It was before she become well known. The movie was odd and I am still not sure I see the hype in what she does. Not downplaying her talent. She made it into legit entertainment, but I don't understand her universe so to speak
it never has capacity to cool anything off during the party anyway. Door open too often
