93 Of The Internet’s Most Favorite Moments That Are Better For You Than The News (New Pics)

I like this plan

That's a good homie.

Thank you! Say it often, please.

I can see what CBS was trying to do here - make the point that ex-con doesn't necessarily mean bad person - but good intentions made for a bad headline.

I wore the same two dresses alternating years to my companies "employee dinner" for many, many years. I don't think anyone caught on. I didn't wear dresses enough to justify buying a new one!

And when you get your doctorate, you get a top hat and a sword.

Yayy!! Kunal Nayyar!!!

I’ve got the cheap version. A dollar store laser pointer and a cat.

Trees are def better at throwing shade.

Instead, some people reacted with "What, ew, come to my island at once!"

Buuuurn.

Every parent of every teenage boy can agree that deodorant has saved the lives of (their teenage) children.

Don't give them ideas!

Well I guess if a virgin can give birth, a woman can get another woman pregnant (it's a miracle!)

I'd rather have a 500K house than a 500K wedding or honeymoon.

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Laughing all the way to another bank.

"Not funny, Carl."

🤣 LOL

If god was good, why did they make her an alcoholic? What kind of s***o game are they playing making kids die of cancer, but getting praised if a child is cured by modern medicine?

The man has life fully sussed.

You tell them, Kristen!

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Too true.

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+ who guide you through life, or at least give you pointers vs being thrown in the world and having to sorta guess how to manage your money, make your best to understand investment, to do administrative paperwork, solve legal problems you might encounter...

The way she's looking at him makes it even better

But Olive Garden is.

Yeah, keep those kid free single men away from me - gimme a 30 something married father! /S

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Imagine being the first European to return and try to convince other Europeans this wasn't a delusion you had while traveling.

date for the person, not the superficial

Drink your coffee, there's kids sleeping in India.

You get dropped into it from a helicopter, like you're some kind of James Bond 😉

Tommy's got mums back!

Older gen x was raised like that, too. Stop boomer bashing and get off my lawn!

Physics makes me cry too

Lazy rich AH's living off the working man.

Lets see, maybe the kids want your attention?

The tickets are an additional $50 but what's it worth to you?

Chaotic evil and chaotic good at the same time!

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you go girl, at least get something out of this situation

I thought, "Clever joke by a wheelchair user." That would make the "knight in clean armor"-quip kind of embarrassing.

Plot twist: he was the one who broke into them.

I have heard stories like this from friends. They noticed people walking a dog who was having difficulty walking on the sidewalk on a hot day. She mentioned they should be concerned that the heat was causing pain to the pads on the dog's feet. They told her to F off and mind her own business. Not everyone is trolling you when they see something you may not be aware of

They played the Star Spangled Banner every night then...static.

The scam to me also, is when my daughters got their tuition checks, they were credited as sent by FAFSA, but NOT credited by the University for 30 days or more. Hmmm...wonder what they're doing with that money for a month? I assume investing and making money off YOUR money?

He looked 10 times better in the before picture though. Allthough I do wonder if he could see properly, which is more important than looks of course.

straight to youtube

You're on the spiritual level (whatever that even means!) of a functional alcoholic because you spend 15-30 minutes a day on your hobby? 😂

Growing up, a looong time ago, we had the obligatory Aunty friend of Mum who lived across the back street. Her sunblock was a mix of cooking oil and malt vinegar. She looked like pickled mahogany but lived well into her 80s.

the guy doesn't want to wake up i guess XD

They left out the reaction text, which really made the whole exchange actually funny. I mean come on, we've all already seen this! (In case there are any who haven't, the reaction was to the tune of 'eff you dad')

okay, i'll take 50g of the weed you smoke.

I can't speak for all men, but in Mr Auntriarch's case, it's because he's a grumpy old git. Right up until the cake arrives.

I think some folks are missing something. Rather than spending big bucks on a degree, which is ok, getting into trades and having little to no debt and STARTING at $45k/yr before OT. Trades are SCREAMING for apprenticeships.

This comment speaks volumes when you really think about it in the gran scheme of this country

The American Dream?

Is this why when you are nice to them, they think you are flirting with them?

🤣🤣🤣

Mexico, Wyoming, and Africa.

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This system was designed around the idea that there was someone in the household who wasn't working.

Don't forget the eyelashes

Funish fact: I live near Birkenhead, an absolute shithole of a town which has one historic distinction: its park, designed by Joseph Paxton, was the model for Central Park.