None of the mythologies known to us is as elaborate and weird as the Greek mythology. Many schools teach Greek mythology because it provides the foundation for much of western culture, introducing concepts of good vs. evil, identifying human virtues and vices and providing the framework for much of the literature that we grew up with. Deeply embedded in our lives, the furious and unforgiving Greek gods seem to be an excellent source for clever jokes.
As well as all this, they are just some damn good stories with badass characters. Are you familiar with the Greek mythology gods? Whether you have read the Greek myths or not, you are sure to understand a few of these killer funny jokes! From Medusa to Midas, Apollo, Zeus, and Achilles heel (or was it the elbow?), all the gang is represented. Can you get them all? Scroll down below to check it out for yourself!
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ερρρρρ...here in greece there are millions of people with ancient greek names obviously alexander here
But they did specifically request greek goddesses, not greek names.
Load More Replies...I wonder will I turn out to have grandchildren everywhere if I name my son Zues...?
Don’t you freaking dare. He will have so many affairs and NOT pay child support.
Load More Replies...I always thought Iphigenia would make a wonderful name for a girl. Nickname of "iffy" in there too, though I'm not so sure about that.
I like to name my daughter Medea, or Elaia(Olive- thats so smooth!). Unfortunatly she's going to have a father too...
FOR REAL THOUGH!! I wish my name was a greek goddess name but instead I got Sofia I don't realy like my name :(
If I ever have a boy, I might name him Eros (God of love and passion)
hera for once just smack your husband instead of the poor soul who happened to come across him
Well their bad sides are not "regular bad sides". Athena: " a young mortal is raped by my temple by Poseidon? Oh My Father, this is awful, such a shame! Let's punish her by transforming into a monster that can change men into stone!" Hera: "My husband had a kid wiht a mortal by make him her believe she was with her husband? Let's try to kill the kid by sending him a snake! Doesn't work? lte's drive him crazy so that he kill his wife and kids!".
Actual summary of Greek mythology: -don't put your d**k in it -too late. Zeus (c)
I had to Google-up some of these Gods so I could then LOL.... these are great! :D
Basically all I learned is that mitochondria is the power house of the cell and that a2+b2=c2
Load More Replies...Actual summary of Greek mythology: -don't put your d**k in it -too late. Zeus (c)
I had to Google-up some of these Gods so I could then LOL.... these are great! :D
Basically all I learned is that mitochondria is the power house of the cell and that a2+b2=c2
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