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Raccoons are some of my favorite animals. Ever! They’re sneaky, crafty, cunning, adaptable, and they’ve got a quality sense of humor that very few members of the animal kingdom can match. Luckily for me (and, let’s be honest, for you as well, dear Readers), the internet’s full of small and not-so-small niches dedicated to celebrating just how utterly awesome raccoons are. One of these places is the Raccooncore Facebook page, part of the Dogecore brand.

Raccooncore is chock-full to the brim with hilarious and whacky photos of raccoons goofing around, mucking about, and just… doing their own thing. Raccoons are gonna do what raccoons do and we’re powerless to stop them! We can, however, enjoy the chaos. Have a gander at the best photos featured on the Raccooncore page and, as you’re scrolling down, remember to upvote the ones that stole your heart (and possibly all the food in your pantry).

I had a very fun experience chatting with Dogmin, the founder of both the Dogecore and Raccooncore projects. In a hilarious interview with Bored Panda, they shared their personal experiences with raccoons, the inspiration behind the Raccooncore page, as well as why the content they post is so appealing to so many people.

"I’ve only lived in a place where raccoons roam once in my life which was Vancouver, Canada. During the two years I was there, I was able to study them, understand them and in some cases, fall in love with them," Dogmin told Bored Panda. "Over several months of trust exercises in the alley behind my house, I was able to teach my favorite raccoon (DiaryLea) to wear sunglasses, smoke cigarettes, and reply to text messages on my smartphone to people I didn't want to talk to that day. They’re highly adaptable creatures and we should learn to fear and respect what they could be capable of if the NRA expands second amendment rights."

I also reached out to Dr. Suzanne MacDonald, who has researched these wonderful animals, to speak about what makes raccoons so adaptable and mischievous. She works at the Department of Psychology at York University in Toronto and is also the Chair at the Royal Canadian Institute for Science. You'll find the great insights that she shared with Bored Panda, as well as the rest of my witty interview with Dogmin, below. Let’s dive headfirst into the world of raccoons, shall we?

More info: Facebook | Dogecore.com

#1

When His Breath Smells Like Trash But You Like The Affection Anyway

When His Breath Smells Like Trash But You Like The Affection Anyway

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Lanie
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know about loving the affection also :)

Eva the Egg
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sheeeesh dude u know you eat out of a dumpster but your breath- oh my god I'm going to faint

Random Anon
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holy crap Frank what did you eat for breakfast?

Chxrm
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The cat is like “ew no”

Julia Atkinson
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think "barely tolerating the stench" might be more accurate

Brian Bennett
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh Coonie, not here everybody's watching!

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    #2

    They Are Multiplying

    They Are Multiplying

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    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trash pandas❤️❤️❤️

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot not laugh at racoons. I know theyy are a bit of a pest, but they are such a CUTE pest. <3

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not called Trash Pandas for nothing

    Lisa Pavlica
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would die of happiness if I opened a dumpster and saw this.

    mckenna kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had a bunch of those run across the road in front me this morning. slammed on my brakes, half went back across the street then the others went to the otherside. one stood in the road in front of my car. good news though. country road with little traffic and i didnt hit any of them.

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ever see this , they are usually stuck. If there is a board or a stick nearby , put it inside , leaned up against the side so they can climb out.

    Allan
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    4 years ago

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    Ladyvischuss
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone threw away a bunch of perfectly good trash pandas!!

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    #3

    Those Little Eyes

    Those Little Eyes

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    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty girl (I suppose) :D

    Joe Reaves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's a pretty sexist assumption lol. Maybe he's a boy who just wants to look pretty!

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The day of Veronica's wedding had finally dawned, and she couldn't wait to be alone with her beloved in their new dumpster behind the supermarket

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So coming from the UK I have absolutely no idea about racoons so I am depending on my fellow Bored Panda crew to enlighten me. They look so cute, and yet so dangerous at the same time. How docile and friendly are they really?

    Dandelion Patch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their nickname is "trash pandas." They're quite cute but they're notorious for getting into trash cans and such because they have very clever little paws. They are not aggressive by nature but they are very curious. They are not naturally afraid of humans especially since they see us as a source of food, so they are often quite bold. I would not describe them as docile, however.

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    Doreen Keesler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your photos have brought me the smiles and laughs I really needed today. Thank you and your family!!!

    BabyBooby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cutest faces ever🥰🥰😍🤩

    Suzanne Karnes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paul was the winner last night on the back deck...

    CincyReds
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love their little noses!

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    I was curious to find out what the inspiration for the Raccooncore page was. Dogmin told Bored Panda that the page is modeled on their own behavior.

    "I spend a lot of time eating out of the dumpster, doing small petty thefts at my local Tesco, and generally looking like I haven't slept a lot despite sleeping 12-14 hours a day in my computer chair," they joked. "They are my spirit animals and I wished to share them with the rest of the globe."

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    As for Raccooncore's popularity, Dogmin believes it all comes down to the fact that people relate to raccoons. "They’re like a cross between a dog and a monkey with added mischief. They do crime, they stay up late and they like to wash things in their tiny hands."

    Dogmin also had some life advice for all of you Pandas out there. "Be gay, do crime. Live your best life. If you're feeling fruity today please check out my website for cool raccoon merchandise. I love you," they said.

    #4

    Raccoon - Ok Here's The Plan

    Raccoon - Ok Here's The Plan

    Stinky, you're on distraction duty. When they come after us lay down a smoke screen. Possumdude, when they shoot at us you pretend to be dead so they think they're winning. What am I doing throughout all this? protecting the goods. I'll see you at the safehouse.

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    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww they are also associate with the stinky one! Come to think of it, Stinky is a useful addition to their gang.

    Pamela Bailey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A racoon, a skunk and an opossum walk into a bar...

    Lydia Dean-Melchior
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! My! Gosh! That was totally my joke when I first saw the picture too!! Good one. Ha-ha!

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    Jessica Combrink
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over the Hedge vibes! Just need a hedgehog and a turtle

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This a called a meeting of the great minds!

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a meeting of the street cat gang. Also, if the skunk didnt stink, this is my wifes vision of heaven.

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raccon : NO!! HUMAN SPOTTED US!!! ABORT MISSION NOW!!!

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they walk into a bar together?

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    #5

    At Dawn We Ride

    At Dawn We Ride

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    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those toes! Hahaha

    Chxrm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They see me rolling 🤨 they hating 😎

    Poonam Chetry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why the hell are you not moving???

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rocket, that’s not the pirate seat.

    Clarin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This raccoon living it's best life

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    #6

    Ready For Winter

    Ready For Winter

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do love my new coat they say it brings out my eyes!

    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even know that raccoons could be tamed in this way. I just heard from a few Americans calling them "trash panda" and making a terrible mess and being mean. We don't have raccoons in Europe. :( But this is so interesting and lovely!

    Lytha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! We have raccoons in Europe, they were introduced in the 1930s, and they are mostly in Germany and Switzerland, but also in Belgium, France, Austria ... :)

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    me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We love a prepared queen <3

    Pepper Pots
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cant deal with this cuteness, I want one

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    Dr. MacDonald from York University told Bored Panda via email that raccoons have a significant advantage when it comes to foraging for food when compared to other city wildlife. "They are generalists which means that they can eat anything they find (unlike many other species, who often specialize in particular kinds of foods). That means that they can survive in a variety of environments. They also have a great sense of smell, pretty good vision, and an ability to ‘see’ through their hands, so they can work at night when humans and many other species are sleeping," she explained to Bored Panda.

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    As for their mischievous nature, well, it mostly comes from how dextrous their hands are. "Raccoons have amazing hands that can grasp objects, unlike other species, like coyotes, for example. That means they can get into small spaces, open screen doors, rip off roof shingles, climb fences and drainpipes, climb through open windows, pry open trash cans, grab fish from backyard ponds, etc.," Dr. MacDonald shared. "They can get into houses, attics, garages, cars, you name it. So I think they earn their reputation as mischievous rascals."

    Finally, Dr. MacDonald noted that we shouldn't be keeping raccoons as pets. "It is a bad idea for the raccoon. And also illegal in Canada and some States."

    #7

    Stay Away From My Son!!!

    Stay Away From My Son!!!

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    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A son is lil cutie with those eyes

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I want you to do son is wash your hands!

    Cheri Aline Sydney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, they come wirh a built-in mask.... May have to work on their social distancing if they're going to be so loveable!

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    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think that's the rare time a racoon doesn't run, if the baby is wandering.

    Livy Gallant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "do not speak to me or my son ever again"

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't ever talk to me or my son again! ... or whatever that old meme said

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Listen, if he wants to drink out of a pink bowl he can darned well drink out of a pink bowl!"

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    #8

    She Uses That Blurring Beauty Filter

    She Uses That Blurring Beauty Filter

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    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's it. I wanna racoon.

    Penelope Andrews
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on over... we are overrun with baby raccoons right now.. and tons of adults.. at least two dozen a night.. minimum.. My favorite is a baby I named Oliver.. as it sits on the deck with hands up begging for wieners .. dog kibble.. cheese.. peanut butter sandwiches... I love that one.. actually, I love them all.. IMG_2245-6...976c09.jpg IMG_2245-611c28c976c09.jpg

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Susie the cutie with the pink ribbon!

    Tash
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does she have a bow on her head? omg <3

    WA2DK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She doesn't need it, she's gorgeous unfiltered

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    #9

    Praise Cheeto

    Praise Cheeto

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    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a little Welcome mat.

    Katrina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't feed wild animals!

    Russell Ellwardt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree! And even worse - don't feed them junk food that their digestion is not made for. They may get sick and even die.

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lower please! I do love these crunchy things!

    AzKhaleesi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many cheetos you be eating to have completely orange dust finger tips in gloves good lawd!!

    Diemond Star
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be lookin like lots of Cheetos cuz they be so good!!!!

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    Theo Lee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That raccoon seems like he would do anything to get that one cheetos:)

    Lytha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lord supreme cheeto!

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All hail the beholder the yummy orange dust🙌

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    The Raccooncore page has over 276.6k followers and describes itself as a “pet cemetery” on Facebook. All for the laughs, we’re guessing. The page has got a little bit of everything: from raccoon memes and stories about them on social media to utterly bizarre photos of the animals doing things that defy explanation. Perhaps, we need to think like a raccoon to truly get the full context behind some of these photos.

    I had a friendly chat about raccoons, aka trash pandas, with Dr. MacDonald for an earlier article as well. She was kind enough to help Bored Panda understand these animals better that time, too.

    According to her, if a wild raccoon should ever show up near your home, you should maintain your distance as much as possible. Feeding them… might be a big mistake. “Give them space, don’t feed them, and just enjoy their antics from a safe distance. If you feed them, they will come—and they will tell their friends. You will regret it, trust me!” she told Bored Panda.

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    #10

    I've Never Seen Raccoon Teeth Before

    I've Never Seen Raccoon Teeth Before

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    Theo Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didnt know they had straight teeth!

    Biology muffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When's raccoon has straighter teeth then you do.....

    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are going to dentist regularly I see.

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My them teeths and tongue are cute.

    Floofy Samoyed
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raccoon teeth. It's one of those things you don't really think about

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just got those awful braces off! Bet I look good now!

    Isa Trip
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this raccoon has better teeth than mine lol

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    #11

    Why Even Bother

    Why Even Bother

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    Lanie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha they are so cute! ♥️

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Exhausted. Can't move. Just drop some trash near my mouth. Thanks"

    Pickle me Elmo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will not get up! I am an animal!

    HempFairy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That hanging little arm! Awwww!

    Theo Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crashed after a long day of raccooning:)

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    #12

    With The Boys After Lockdown

    With The Boys After Lockdown

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    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barkeep a double for everyone, on me!

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two pugs and a raccoon walk into a bar...

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crackin open a cold one on a Saturday night with the BOIS!! 🍻

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a pug life after all!

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like The Oxford in Missoula, Montana

    Russian Otaku
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other two vermin ruin the picture with the cute raccoon

    Me
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they are all wearing masks

    Dr. MacDonald found that urban raccoons were more likely to figure out problems involving human food than their rural cousins. While this doesn’t make the urban variety ‘smarter,’ it does mean that they’re far more capable of opening trash cans or getting into our attics.

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    “I can’t say whether these differences are innate or whether urban raccoons learn how to do those things, so the next step is to compare baby urban and rural raccoons on the same tasks to see if the differences exist from birth. This is easier said than done so it is taking several years to collect enough data,” she explained.

    #13

    Not The Doctor We Deserve But The Doctor We Need

    Not The Doctor We Deserve But The Doctor We Need

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    Lytha
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doctor we need after 1.5 year of pandemic !

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You say you've been eating plenty of fresh fruit and vegetables? Well, there's your problem - these items need to marinate in a hot dumpster for a couple of days"

    Bbuhb Gyu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animals better than counselling.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Yes! We need this guy - he's the most intelligent psychiatrist I have ever seen!

    Douglas Turner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a whole video on Rare Earth (Youtube) with these guys in it. Go watch and enjoy.

    BabyBooby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And crazy as the world is right now....I'd see this doctor in a heartbeat🤣🤣🤣

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What's wrong?" "I feel like TRASH!"

    Lanie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exploited animal! Exploited animal!

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    #14

    Smoll

    Smoll

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TH-THIS IS SO CUTE. MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi I'm New - What can you do for me!

    Mairlady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just wanna pick him/her up and kiss that nose!

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    #15

    The Last Pickle In The Jar Looking Back At You

    The Last Pickle In The Jar Looking Back At You

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    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You see? I can be as cute as your kitty. Let's talk.

    Olive the Racoon
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    Allan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enough of the photos time to unstuck him guys

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please excuse me, could you give me a hand I'm in a bit of a pickle!

    Sue Clifford
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not sure wether I like this one 😕.

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    “A researcher over 100 years ago did a memory test to compare dogs, monkeys, raccoons, and children, and he claimed that the raccoons and kids were the smartest! Certainly, raccoons are not evil geniuses, and they don’t compare with humans in terms of brainpower. Dogs are pretty special, too, because they evolved with humans and so are exquisitely tuned to human behavior. Raccoons have their own kind of smarts, not really the same as any other animal,” Dr. MacDonald told Bored Panda.

    Some of the biggest strengths that raccoons have include dextrous and nimble hands, as well as their ability to squish their spines to get into small spaces. This means that they are experts at getting at stores of food that we think are completely safe. They might not be tiny evil geniuses but we think they’re on their way!

    #16

    I’m Gettin Ripped Tonight. RIP That Trash Can

    I’m Gettin Ripped Tonight. RIP That Trash Can

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    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody's gonna be my bully. I'm the king here! Roar!

    Caroline Overill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well no I'm not lifting it again George I just put it back. Just take my word for it.

    Linn Shonta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to build up those muscles if you are going to lift dumpster lids all night!!! 😂😂😂👏👏👏🤫

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lifted this sucker a minute ago - what did you say you were going to do to me?

    #17

    Thats Me In The Corner, Thats Me In The Spot Light

    Thats Me In The Corner, Thats Me In The Spot Light

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    Lytha
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Losing your religion?

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're just not in the mood for stimulating activities

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I commend him for trying a new yoga pose

    lil_gremlin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's cute, but poor raccoon! It's dangerously obese :(

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    #18

    *when Someone Says You're Pretty*

    *when Someone Says You're Pretty*

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you really think so? Thank you!

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They told me to smile even if it's not funny 😐

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) teehee

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My exact thought! I came here to post that, and then saw your post. Great minds, and all that...

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Background raccoon: "She's vain enough already"

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a face Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy would make.

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    #19

    Doing Toilet Crimes

    Doing Toilet Crimes

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    Poonam Chetry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are you clicking pictures inside the washroom... pervert

    Cheri Aline Sydney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Just following instructions, Officer... All the signs say to wash your hands before leaving the area....

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told you I'm the Plumber - Honest!

    Thomas Gray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet that was a fun report for the officer to write.

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just wanted to wash his food before he ate it.

    Alexia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi officer, I didn't do anything....I'm not even here

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me, don't intrude on him in the bathroom, that's rude!

    William Teach
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking photos is all fun and games till you get rabies, officer.

    Linn Shonta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just needed to use the facilities and wash his hands Mr. Security guy. He was raised with proper manners! 🥰

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    #20

    She Works Every Night Here To Feed Her Family

    She Works Every Night Here To Feed Her Family

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    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She works hard for the money 💰

    Seán Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was hoping someone would post this! Thank you!

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    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like a beginning of some melodramatic movie. She works all night, kids will be waiting for her, deadbeat husband long gone... :)

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I' a good, honest racoon mama, I must get out to feed my family - PLEASE!

    Liz Siemens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This caption made me laugh right out loud!

    VogueGal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG the caption, I'm dead! LMAO

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After a few disappointing shifts, Mandy realized there was nowhere for patrons to tuck the folding money

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    #21

    That Day Was A Good Day

    That Day Was A Good Day

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    Laura Moulton Cain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know what they make those things out of? "Lips and assholes"

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food that could have been designed specifically for raccoons

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    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the trash man! I throw trash into the ring, and then I start eating garbage! -Danny DeVito

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey guys there's weenies in here with no bites out hurry up!

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who throws away an absolutely good hotdog?

    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You won't get the vaccine because you don't know what's in it, but you'll happily chow down on hotdogs without hesitation.

    Springy boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Great Outdoors! I LOVE that movie because of the raccoons

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    Laura Moulton Cain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know what they make those things out of? lips and assholes hehehehe

    Springy boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Great Outdoors! I LOVE that movie because of the raccoons

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    #22

    Lookin Like A Snacc

    Lookin Like A Snacc

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    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Day 15. I have successfully infiltrated the humans' vending machine. I have plans to consume multiple bags of Cheez Its

    PPPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does that even happen?

    Ladyvischuss
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my last dollar ! I hate it when they don't fall down and you have to shake the machine

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a one way ticket to get in there. Call the fire dept. and animal control..........and uhhh... a janitor.

    Springy boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butterfinger is my favourite chocolate bar because it's so tasty

    Sherri Brewer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a freezer. It's a vending machine.

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    #23

    I Have A Feeling He's Only In It For The Milk And Cookies

    I Have A Feeling He's Only In It For The Milk And Cookies

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm looking for my present did you see it please tell me I can't read!

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your mom tells you to smile for the Christmas card photo

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When is this over and how many cookies do I get?

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rocket is wearing a Robin costume!

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I was hoping for spoiled hamburger meat, but I suppose cookies will have to do"

    Sue Clifford
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if these adorable animals really like being dressed up and messed with 🤔.

    Linn Shonta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Santa’s Elf hire!! Santa’s very 21st century!! 😎😉

    #24

    Blanky Mode Gn

    Blanky Mode Gn

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care I love the human comforts and I do not wish to be disturbed!

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worn out by a long day of guarding the galaxy

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvoted for the accidental perfect camouflage

    #25

    You Got Any Games On That Thing?

    You Got Any Games On That Thing?

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    CaliCoast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Safely buckled in. How cute! 🦝

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just givin the boss a call before the next job!

    HammerzToe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what this thing tastes like....mmm

    Caroline Overill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was not a text from "the other woman" Jane. It was a raccoon OK?

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the black eyeliner … swipe right

    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but listen. Just write her something, I'll get some food. I don't need her nagging today.

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    #26

    Friends

    Friends

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    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just melted and died of sugar shock.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You're hyperventilating - keep calm and I'll loosen your harness"

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Everything's gonna be okay, Rex. Just lie down and count to ten..."

    HammerzToe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got their pet raccoon a pet dog that looks almost just like him.

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    #27

    Grapes Of Wrath

    Grapes Of Wrath

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    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend just told me he used to peel grapes for pet racoon that lived on their property lol

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    Susan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love videos of raccoons eating grapes. So cute❤️

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey guys guess what I got - grapes wonderful grapes!

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sharon, bring the kids - he's got grapes!"

    Springy boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's the grapes and here's the wrath!

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta eat these before they turn into raisins

    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omnom nom stop with the camera dude!

    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahah!!! They're MINE, hooman!!!

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    #28

    When Your Milkshakes Don’t Bring Anyone To Your Yard

    When Your Milkshakes Don’t Bring Anyone To Your Yard

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    13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she's about to blow

    Cheri Aline Sydney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she's still expecting.... Probably wondering how big her boobs are going to get before the dinner guests arrive...

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll never get my youthful figure back after this"

    Vernice Aure
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her milkshakes already brought them to the yard...

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are the babies? Probably doing some scavenger's hunt in the garden….

    Ajaya Talwaar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody give the lady some Clothes the babies ain't coming.

    #29

    Me Coming At Home Drunk At 4am Waiting To My Mom To Wake Up At 7am Because I Forgot The Keys

    Me Coming At Home Drunk At 4am Waiting To My Mom To Wake Up At 7am Because I Forgot The Keys

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    Bicurious cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh did anybody notice the litter boxes in the background?

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From what I’ve read, raccoons are pretty conscientious about keeping a tidy latrine.

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    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ring the bell dude. She's going to know anyway, it's your mom...

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fairly sure this is a toddler in a raccoon suit

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you ever gonna come to the door, I won't do it again - PLEASE!

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, you're not gonna believe this, mom--It's a cute story--Well, you might not think it's cute--

    HammerzToe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who puts their cats litter boxes outside? The great outdoors isn't enough of a litter box?

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    #30

    He Needs Some Milk

    He Needs Some Milk

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    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the kind of face that says Wait... I'm LACTOSE INTOLERANT!

    13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brainfreeze 😂

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A refill I need a refill - you said they were free!

    Mairlady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been very cold milk!

    Caroline Overill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno the bowl was empty when I came in.

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    #31

    Security Taking Me Out Of Spoons After They Introduce A All You Can Eat Offer

    Security Taking Me Out Of Spoons After They Introduce A All You Can Eat Offer

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    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noo and my plan was so goood!

    Al Vesper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, Sir. You have had all you can eat.

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried, but I have no idea what you’’re trying to say. Where are the spoons?

    Cheri Aline Sydney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe the reference, to Spoons, was referencing a chain of restaurants in the USA named Spoons...

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you gotta let me eat, I need nourishment so much!

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's mine, all mines, and nobody else's!

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    #32

    Recruiting Others For Trash Crime!

    Recruiting Others For Trash Crime!

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to help you but it's my butt, I can only waddle!

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, but remember : peace was never an option

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hell, yes. There's nothing we geese enjoy more than a spot of the old ultra-violence, especially the Canadian ones"

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new Bonnie and Clyde looks great

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    N thus untiled goose game was born

    #33

    Me After Gym

    Me After Gym

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the heck is Jim! I'm not sharin I worked for these!

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's OK, they're low-fat. The others had twice as many sprinkles"

    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gym is not working anyway.

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean to tell me the holes AREN'T for inserting the snoot?!

    HammerzToe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nom nom, mine, nom, mine, all mine, nom nom

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    #34

    The Raccoon Eyes Say "Help Me" But The Look On The Cat Says "My Dad Is A Lawyer So You Didn't See Nothin"

    The Raccoon Eyes Say "Help Me" But The Look On The Cat Says "My Dad Is A Lawyer So You Didn't See Nothin"

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This darn cat thinks I'm his personal cuddle toy!

    Caroline Overill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut the heck up dude. Do you wanna end up in the slammer.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He ain't heavy, he's just annoying"

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    #35

    Litol Fingies

    Litol Fingies

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    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohmigosh! So~ we have a cat/racoon colony & I take a shift. Well someone must have missed a shift bc the racoon came runnnning up under my car and all of the sudden I feel a "tapping" on my foot. Freaked out but also realized he thinks he's a cat & they always run up. His tap was so soft. Thought they had huge claws but they're little fingers!!

    Mairlady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raccoons have the most amazing faces!

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I'm supposed to like water but I'm not too sure!

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What the hell, human - you're not supposed to swim after a meal and I've just consumed my own weight in spaghetti"

    #36

    *zooms Around Bathroom Floor At 69 Miles Per Hour* "Yo Soap Me Up Bro"

    *zooms Around Bathroom Floor At 69 Miles Per Hour* "Yo Soap Me Up Bro"

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    Hooked
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me toooooo. Especially just before I scrolled the whole picture down

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell you I'm not a bathmat, I just had a bath- really it doesn't hurt!

    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in love ♥️

    Poonam Chetry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it changed its state... its a liquid

    Pepper Pots
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also thought it was a rug, that panda in the corner looks traumies

    Yiyang Zheng
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too but then I noticed the face

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raccoon curling … it’s gonna be HUGE …

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    #37

    Spoopy Season Is Upon Us. May God Have Mercy On Our Souls

    Spoopy Season Is Upon Us. May God Have Mercy On Our Souls

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    Hooked
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. That sideways glare ! This needs to be higher up

    Alexia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad hooman has betrayed my tiny trust

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You BET he only did this for the candy!

    Linn Shonta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why haven’t I gotten my letter from Hogwarts!! sob, just crushed. 🧐😢

    Josephine Staten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s eyes say that’s the only way I could get Candy so I did

    #38

    Smlem

    Smlem

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    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kiss me slobber lips, I'm thirsty!

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't do dat you make my face all yucky!

    Poonam Chetry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    c'mon... smile for the pic atlewst...

    HammerzToe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuz taste so good and I iz so hungry...

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No PDA in public, guys, please

    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You caught them!

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    #39

    Tub Raccoon Is Watching You Pee

    Tub Raccoon Is Watching You Pee

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    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always feel like somebody's 👀 me

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t need to be on this this guy popped up!

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tables have turned from the peeping officer in the earlier post

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’ll wait all day until I go to the bathroom.

    Ladyvischuss
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Earl ! I told you to cap that drain !

    Linn Shonta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see you and I know what you are doing over there!! 😏

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rare and beautiful Aquatic Teddy Bear

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    #40

    I Really Wish He'd Use A Plate If He's Going To Sit On The Couch

    I Really Wish He'd Use A Plate If He's Going To Sit On The Couch

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    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when pizza is not properly sliced.

    Joey Marlin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean? That's one slice, right there!! 😋😜

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    Friday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My spirit animal

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll only have one slice of pizza-"

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good but a little pineapple would have made it just...............

    Nicole Ware
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who snuck in my house and took a picture of me eating dinner last night ?

    Mairlady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I think I’m in Heaven!”

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone doesn't know how to properly slice a pizza!

    Ajaya Talwaar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rocket eating the whole pizza before anyone else knows that there's pizza.

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    #41

    St. Peter's Crucifixion. Caravaggio, 1600, Paint On Canvas

    St. Peter's Crucifixion. Caravaggio, 1600, Paint On Canvas

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    Uber Mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I've fallen, and I can't get up!" OR somebody is just looking for a personal injury lawsuit.

    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't do this anymore! That lady polished those stairs too much again!

    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I did NOT fall down. I meant to do that!"

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would put stupid stairs in a bathroom!

    Sue Clifford
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my, help I can’t get up, again.

    #42

    Love It Blind

    Love It Blind

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    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is such a hugger...

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shall love him, and hug him, and call him George …

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm sorry, Vernon, I'm just not that into you...I think it's the mask"

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're like brothers, but closer!

    Brie Sansotta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's at it AGAIN! i'm moving outta this house!!

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    #43

    Mom! Moooooommmmmmmmmmmm! I Requested Lasagna!!! Where’s The Lasagna?!! Mom! Noo!!! Moooooommmmm!!!

    Mom! Moooooommmmmmmmmmmm! I Requested Lasagna!!! Where’s The Lasagna?!! Mom! Noo!!! Moooooommmmm!!!

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Froot loops again, I need meat!

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternative title: Opera singer eating froot loops

    Josephine Staten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else notice they have larva the tv show on 🐛🐛🐛

    Aaron Hagger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you guys see the little shirt

    Mairlady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s NOT Lasagna, that’s Froot Loops!

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'd be happier with marshmallows.

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    #44

    We Must Raise Money For His Arm Lengtheny Surgery

    We Must Raise Money For His Arm Lengtheny Surgery

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *grunts of effort as raccoon rocks back and forth on chair*

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come a little bit closer you're my kind of food!

    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are surprisingly cute!

    #45

    Thinkin About Her

    Thinkin About Her

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    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The package even says "My Love" in German. And washing powder in Russian. I'm confused.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is the raccoon - he's wondering why he's expected to wash clean, neatly folded towels with no water and linguistically baffling detergent

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    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear a smile on my face, but inside, I am a broken man...

    Ajaya Talwaar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey the logo on the bag matches what the raccoon is doing. Coincidence.

    Sue Clifford
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They may be mischievous but they sure are cute.

    Mairlady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great lighting, Great Photo!

    #46

    No Talk Rn, Only Cry

    No Talk Rn, Only Cry

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah… that’s right, you know you done wrong. Go sit in a corner.

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm not crying!!" (hides face)

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me, why did you put me in the corner!

    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right. He's eating something.

    Mollie Mills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me after a stressful day at work

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, I'll give you a great big hug floofy butt 😍

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    #47

    This Package Arrived For You

    This Package Arrived For You

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't order it but I'm keepin it!

    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My heart couldn't handle that.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sorry, I ate half the packing peanuts in transit"

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd sign up for Amazon Prime just to expedite this delivery

    Linn Shonta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These don’t taste like popcorn, what the heck!!

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    #48

    Helping Myself To A Double Double Because Im An Essential Worker

    Helping Myself To A Double Double Because Im An Essential Worker

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who you callin I ain't gonna take much?

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's calling his psychiatrist. Can't handle all the cuteness.

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    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I told you ten minutes ago that there's no creamer out there. I got tired of waiting."

    Molly Morrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the girl doesn't even notice him?..

    #49

    The Struggle Is Real

    The Struggle Is Real

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    #50

    Don't Make Me Come Back There I Swear To God

    Don't Make Me Come Back There I Swear To God

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    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will TURN this car AROUND!!!

    Spring Fisk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is a TV crew interviewing a raccoon? Well, I guess you don't really need a reason.

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're interviewing the world's first raccoon with a license!

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step out of the car and blow into this tube.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi Officer you don't really need my I.D. do you?

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dropping the kids off at school after a year of home schooling and trying to contain the excitement …

    Midge biscuit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's bloody forgotten my peanut m&ms again, I just know it!

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    #51

    We Were Having A Friend Over For Dinner But Now He's In The Stock Pot And Won't Come Out

    We Were Having A Friend Over For Dinner But Now He's In The Stock Pot And Won't Come Out

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    #53

    Now He Will Have To Go To The Dentist

    Now He Will Have To Go To The Dentist

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    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out sis, I feel the brain freeze 😩

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't care this is one cool treat!

    #54

    Hey Kid Help Me Break Outta Here

    Hey Kid Help Me Break Outta Here

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    Friday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’ll float too.. 🎈

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want your boat back? Come and get it..;o)

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the heck did you get in there? I'm tired of getting you out of trouble!

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet $5 someone will make an "It" comment

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    #56

    Argh No I Don't Want To Go To Brazil

    Argh No I Don't Want To Go To Brazil

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    #57

    He About To Do A Flip

    He About To Do A Flip

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck is this? Nope I ain't gonna eat it!

    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He about to eat a worm.

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He about to achieve full sphere.

    #58

    I See No God Up Here But Me

    I See No God Up Here But Me

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm not eating the bird seed" Munch Munch "I'm Making sure there is plenty and umm... " Munch Munch "it works right."

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let there be light - no not that much!

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    #59

    “Listen Officer All I Asked If Those Kids Wanted Some Trash, I Dont See The Miss Understanding Here”

    “Listen Officer All I Asked If Those Kids Wanted Some Trash, I Dont See The Miss Understanding Here”

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