In life (or on the internet), you're always just a few steps (or clicks) away from something sinister. But some people are clueless to all the twisted and obscene things even after they pop up right in front of their eyes. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest examples of innocent minds really not getting what they're looking at and it will make you feel rotten.

From a girl thinking nail marks on her BF's back belong to a random attacker to someone mistaking a vagina costume with a slice of bacon, these guilt-free souls are about to realize reality is not all sunshine and rainbows. Some of these statements may have been crafted to look so damn innocent on purpose, while others seem genuine, but all of them highlight that the internet is not the right place for the rose-colored. Scroll down to check out these funny misunderstandings and feel free to upvote your favorites.

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Zori the degu
Community Member
2 years ago

A prove that trolling can be done unintentionally!

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#2

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Bway_Gonnabe11
Community Member
2 years ago

YES

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#3

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Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

Knowing Tumblr, the girl probably did this on purpouse. Some rando on the internet is asking invasive questions, so she gave a funny answer.

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#4

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Jane Rose
Community Member
2 years ago

"oh my sweet summer child" so pure

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#5

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Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
2 years ago

i know how alarming it is to look down and see blood but it could be worse i could look down and see no blood i'm not ready for kids

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#6

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Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
2 years ago

that is disturbing...who feeds hamsters bananas

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#7

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Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't think that's innocence, this looks more like wit.

Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

Agreed, looks like very typical Tumblr humour.

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

Same.

Allana Rose
Community Member
2 years ago

This sounds like something I would answer. Not because I am so innocent but sometimes I can be totally clueless! *L*

Denis Doucette
Community Member
2 years ago

Another answer could have been "Horizontal. I can't sleep sitting up" :P

Hope Floats
Community Member
2 years ago

Never a truer word spoken.....Ha ha ha...

PandaGirl
Community Member
2 years ago

Me. Every. Dang. Day.

Flower Waheed
Community Member
2 years ago

*Troller alert*

Hay K PinPam
Community Member
2 years ago

lol

Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
2 years ago

Some people are just very literal.

Community Member
2 years ago

Me too. :PPP

endelbendel
Community Member
2 years ago

A perfect non-sequitur.

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#8

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Becca
Community Member
2 years ago

😬 ohh no

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#9

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Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
2 years ago

i adore this stay innocent dear one

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#10

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Community Member
2 years ago

Now i can't look at bacon seriously again...

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#11

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Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
2 years ago

oh dear god someone educate this child

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#12

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Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
2 years ago

what is it seriously someone please tell me i have said "i want a cream pie" so many times because i i thought it was a cream puff in pie form. isn't it??

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#13

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Pastel Ghostie
Community Member
2 years ago

* inhale * * exhale * oh my god

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#14

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Jessica Stohr
Community Member
2 years ago

Omg no one told her?! *facepalm*

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#15

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Zori the degu
Community Member
2 years ago

Well, you've gotta admit that person has a point.

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#16

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Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
2 years ago

lol the recognition later on

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#17

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Zaza Pheuteu
Community Member
2 years ago

Kinda sad actually. I feel sorry for the obviously clueless gf

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#18

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Pamela
Community Member
2 years ago

I hate thst the world ruined the word "daddy"

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Roxane Milko
Community Member
2 years ago

It's weird since the heat in saunas can be unBEARable

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Wanda Queen
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm not the only one who spent a good 2 minutes scrolling back and forth between the description and the photo of this guys ass, to see what he's into....right?.......RIGHT??

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Adogcalledkitty
Community Member
2 years ago

Well, why don't you tell them?

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#22

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Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
2 years ago

NOT naive...smart ass.

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#23

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makki
Community Member
2 years ago

Ahahaha!!

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#24

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mellenheadgirl head
Community Member
2 years ago

yes. A cashew

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#25

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Zori the degu
Community Member
2 years ago

I do hope they meant it only as a dark joke...

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Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

This one also looks like the person is trolling the anon who's asking inasive questions.

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KK
Community Member
2 years ago

what

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