What If Inanimate Objects And Animals Could Speak (50 New Pics)

The first three suckle their young, which creates a better bond. Birds(dinosaurs) go about survival of the fittest in a slightly different way. 😱

Seems that a few commentators are taking this too literally. It's hilarious

For whatever weird reason, Isle of Flightless Birds started playing in my head at the last panel...

Mammals tend to have less babies that require more learning and development time. Reptiles are considerably "worse" parents! They just LEAVE the babies.

Parenting is a delicate balance

It reminds me of as soon as I was 16 and my mom wanted me to work at a local business in my free time lol

Hilarious I laughed till the tears fell

its true!!!

At least the bird is honest

The eaglemother 'helps' her young one out of the nest. When the mother sees it is to afraid to fly she dyves after it. She flies under it and picks her child up and carries it on her wings. And so she brings it back to the nest. This happens again and again until the young eagle is confident enough to open it wings and fly. Isn't that beautiful.

None of them do that....birds brood their babies (nice and warm under all those feathers) and unlike the first three, both mother and father take care of them. Birds truly share joint parenting unlike most mammal species. In fact some bomb for life. Birdie babies decide when it's time to leave the nest.

Me as a parent XD jk

Hahaha, that's so funny, but sometime That's how you learn quickly. I wonder if I should practice that on my adult kids😐

I mean flying IS what birds do most of the time to get away from predators, so of course the mother bird will teach the children how to fly once they have the necessary feathers.

LOL

That's right! Don't let that spoiled child to get comfy!

reminds me of the public swimming pool

Not all the words. There's also "auuuuuuuuuuu" and "ew ew ew" and "growl".

This is just sad.

The last one lasts a life time lol

Well, definitely doesn't work with me.

the sounds of nature are all the sounds of animals trying to f**k

Awesome!

"Light up" not "burn down"

you should peel the banana first

The hair from my head it's starting to part ways...i think they're getting a divorce.

...and so he left to seek his fortune.

Sadly, this is an exact depiction of our society today :(

Candle: yes, so romantic that I'm melting!

So true!

Mine just keeps running forever and ever!

Hahahahaha! Not everyone's happy about that union..

It's happy bc nobody touch or break her like other flowers lol

I have a Jim on my forehead right now...and he is obese.

Always an upside!

Well that escalated rather quickly.

"My child, the fertilizer of crop."

Poor cloud!

I love the innocent look on her face :D

Is it wrong, that as an adult, I felt a bit sad for the trolley ?

Whoopsie. Most people you always see twice in your life :P

Me every Damn time!

I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the end sky!

Always trust in humans to mess things up :'D

Cockroach

never knew my lovelife was so universal..

The circle of life in action.

Phew, i thought i was the only one washing his teeth in the shower. Glad to know there is a bus somewhere there doing the same.

Hahahah! You gotta go little guys!

The reality would be more like since a planet doesn't have arms to swat, the rocket would be more like a pesky mosquito that lands and puts a blotch on the surface.

Lol

i am the balloon

Actually, in most programming languages “=” is an assignment operator, meaning that it would set the variable “attraction” to “true” rather than check if “attraction” is equal to “true”. This means the conditional statement is always true. The proper operator would be an equality operator, being “==” in most languages.

Ducks are winners who got it all.

Gerbils eat there babies

Nope! try again XD

*cutie patootie*

😮😱😱 what a bad friend 😢 it trusted you..

Onh :( I actually never kill spiders. Just bring 'em outside, they're useful. (I also don't live in a place like Australia! haha)