23 Hilariously Absurd Comics By The Canadian Artist Cameron Spires (New Pics)

The instructions for opening the garbage bag are on this DVD. Now let me just remove this plastic wrappe........

Damn right

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What is the point of wrapping paper if you can't bonk someone's noggin with the tube when you're done?

Someone Cares About Me. SCAM.

Mrs. Claus!?!?!?

I'm literally sitting in McDs when this scrolled up. Guess this is desert...

Better call DOGMAN!

Don't be such a pain was right there

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Ohhhh wow

Couldn't he just hire one of his troops named Victor to do the writing?

History is written *for* the victors, by the conquered. At sword point.

**** all of you I and letting the cat eat my hand

It's called perspective.

Your WHAT????

Good thing my cat is dumb af

Mr. Sandman was eventually nabbed by a dreamcatcher.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

yeah i think that saying is dumb, someone shouldn't have to handle you when youre pissed off, you can ask for help but not make it everyone's problem then get mad when they don't want to hang out with you, on your bad days, strive to make everyones day better not the same as yours

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"

Whats a serial mas****ator?

AI is far from infallible. My current position is to fix the errors that AI inevitably generates when doing optical character recognition. They can't fix the problem because it requires more complex logic than the people who maintain the AI are capable of implementing.

Now get off of my grass!

What's wrong with the word sexuality? There's nothing wrong with that.