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The scope of feline weirdness is unprecedented. I mean, we do know cats are so dramatic they deserve an Oscar, they love sleeping in the most bizarre places like flower pots and tissue boxes, and sometimes their .exe stops working.

But what if I tell you that new evidence shows our beloved furballs have been defying the laws of physics?

From bouncing off the walls at 3 am like an astronaut in space to practicing for an audition for the Spider Cat sequel, these are the sightings that cancel gravity, the speed of light, mechanics... you name it. Let’s see it to believe it down below and I promise, you won’t be looking at your chonk in the tronk the same way again.

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    ML
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like mission impossible

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    Sethurama Iyer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here, you will find the majestic cat tree. It appears as if there's a bountiful harvest this year

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    To find out just how cats defy the laws of physics, Bored Panda reached out to cat behaviorist Celia Haddon, who has lectured on cat behavior at Ruskin Anglia University and Oxford Adult Education.

    Celia explained that their climbing powers come down to unique feline anatomy. “Cats' claws are curved so they can use them for climbing upwards. They are retractable, so cats walk without their claws touching the ground, but protract them to climb.”

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    Moreover, the claws help felines grip onto surfaces. “They can, therefore, climb straight up, if there is something they can get their claws into, like a tree trunk or a wall which is not too smooth.” Having said that, Celia added that “a completely smooth 90-degree angle surface would be too much of a challenge.”

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    Tovah Roche
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 Spider-Cat! Spider-Cat! Feral neighborhood Spider-Cat! 🎶

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "spider-cat, spider-cat, friendly neighborhood spider-cat"

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    Cats are also notorious jumpers who could reach the sky if they wanted to. The cat behaviorist said that “they can jump six times or more their own height from a standing start.”

    Exactly how high that’d be depends on every cat individually. It may partly have to do with “the relative length of their back legs and their weight, according to a study in the Journal of Experimental Biology.”

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats can stick to things like velcro.

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me, or is that smile on the cat's face somewhat unnerving?

    Amy Watson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, I'm hooooommmmmeeeeee!!!!

    Popcorn Colonel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meet your friendly neighborhood murderer.

    Colleen Stadnick
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi! I'm your Fuller Brush cat! (Anyone remember those?)

    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Honey, I think our cat is possessed!"

    Josie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wife: Just call the ve- wait did u just say possessed

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    Billy King
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good morning, I was wondering if I could speak to you about our lord and savior Bastet

    pei meow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That... is how you get nightmares

    Judi Dow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat has been caught on a screen and couldn't get down by herself.

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would make a spooky Halloween decoration.

    Anam
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Takes me back to Alice in Wonderland 😁

    Be Ha
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here comes Jooooohnnyyyy.

    LC Greenwood
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's exorcist turned around!!

    fastgarlic_mk11
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like it straight from hell

    Mumof1
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has that cat's head turned right round? No wonder it has a demonic smile 😵

    Analyn Lahr
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's been hit the Joker's gas.

    Sue Grigg
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the Cheshire Cat, mid disappearing act.

    Stephan Pendarvis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better yet...the head is facing us....the body is facing the wall.

    Nul Nemo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, she's on the other side of the screen. ;) That smile though...

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    christina corry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That smile...and the 'Welcome' mat right underneath...RUN!!! Run as if your life depends on it...there IS something WAY WRONG about THAT smile...jmho,..but...???

    Anonymous Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God it’s venom-cat spider cats evil nemesis

    tinker bell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like it crazy and going to kill the human

    Kai P
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE SMILE THO- ITS CREEPING ME OUT

    Ivette
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that smile will haunt me forever

    Minty-Chan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HONEY CALL THE CAT EXORCIST!!!

    John Baker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Excuse me, sir, but do you have a moment to hear about our Lord and Savior Fluffy?"

    GinnyKat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the chesire cat in real life

    Potatoisme
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um I think I gonna hide in my closet for the next couple decades

    Liz Sahlin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😮 That’s EXACTLY how my cat looked like earlier this week! Somehow a little bit of his Houdini genes mixed with his natural parkour skills (and a whole bouquet of four leaf clover) had placed him on the OTHER side of my balcony’s cat-net!

    Sathe Wesker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally reminds me of the Cheshire cat.

    YEJEE SIM
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like the real version of cartoon cat!

    Sharon Hyatt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be missing a couple of teeth, perhaps

    Kimberley Thomas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that smile makes Kitty look as if it belongs to Joker if not Cheshire Cat relative.

    Pepper Pots
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO that face man!! I love cats so much

    Viki Banaszak
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG!!!! The Cheshire cat is real!

    Jaybird3939
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now folks, it's time for our third contestant for Miss Beauty Succotash 2020!

    b l a n c
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if that isn't the creepiest smile then i don't know what it is

    Maggie Mae
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Open the Damned Door or tomorrow I will Bring you a Live Rat!!!

    Donald Holder
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't come in? Why? The mat says welcome!

    Heather Menard
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like the alice in wonderland cat smile

    FireStone Beware
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm very concerned with the well being of this cat

    Seabeast
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had one of these. Giant furry moth-cat stuck on the patio door screen. "Merlin, get down!"

    Shellia Ventura
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me laugh really hard. Love it.

    Randy Klefbeck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be an ad for denture wearers.

    Maggie King
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s going to give me nightmares!

    Lana Jig-maker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that smile reminds me of the cat from Red Dwarf.Danny John Jules' voice is going "Heeeyyyyy" lol

    Cathryn Cade
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, do i look like bad luck??

    Kanea Lange
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I realy hope this cat's name is Cheshire, that would be just perfect

    Elsie Collins
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the Cheshire cat coming for Halloween treats!!

    Lelly Taffyn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh no - it is the fiend from hell awaiting

    'Tammy Chapman'
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy s**t. I thought it was facing to opposite way, and his head was turned around. Freaked me out!

    Laurie Mcintyre
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE this guy! Looks like my 'lil buddies!

    Charles Brentner
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We once had a cat who did that. He'd rip the screen on top to jump out. Finally my dad got tired of it and swapped the screen and the plastic window. The cat tried to jump through, hit, fell back down, shook his head and tried it again! He finally caught on that there was something there after 3-4 tries.

    Wendy Solo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat looks demented. Bwahaha!

    Dan Woo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Related to the Cheshire Cat

    creative panda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Cheshire Cat just got his braces off!

    Debi Blackshaw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't tell if it's a grin or a grimace

    James F. Wilson Jr.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "QuickJohn LOOK, I told you he could turn his head around"

    Ssss
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joker but as a cat

    Vernice Aure
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Midnight had fun doing Upright Levitation.

    thee1nonlykRiS
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like Jack from The Nightmare Before Christmas😂

    Alyssa Fry
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘ HIIIIIIIIIIIHOPEYOUDON’TMINDTHATIFOUNDYOURSECRETSTASHOFTREAAAATTSS

    KimTx
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which way is his body facing?

    Hilary Mol
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Honey, who's at the door? ... honey?" *walks to door* "HoneeAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHH!!"

    Missy Barton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how Midnite would tell us she was ready to come inside

    Tovah Roche
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he was just spit out of Hell.

    T.j
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me on the fist day of school be like

    Crackerjack Heart
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The longer I look the more terrified I become.

    Mojones
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's searching for Harley Quinn

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    If you’re still not convinced that felines have special superpowers, wait till you hear how flexible they are.

    Celia explained that: “They have free-floating tiny collar bones, or clavicles, which are not fixed to any of the other bones in their skeleton. (Humans' longer collar bones are attached to and brace together the breastbone and the shoulder blade.)”

    Plus, “They have 30 vertebrae, the bones that make up the spine, with a further 18-23 vertebrae in the tails. It is their specially cushioned disks between their vertebrae that allow their spine to be so flexible.”

    As a result of this incredible anatomy, cats can, in fact, rotate their bodies 180 degrees to the left or right. So, no, you were not hallucinating, nor was it a glitch in the matrix.

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    Mark
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it half perched on a door handle?

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    Olivier Caissy
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “What do you want? I’m busy here!”

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    Olivier Caissy
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “All right, who turned off gravity again?”

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    Night Owl
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was a model for Salvador Dali's work

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    This Picture Of My Kitten In His Cat Tree Always Makes Me Laugh

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    ML
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the look on the cat's face, immediate regret!

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just sitting on top of the world. Or in this case, on top of the glass roof of a car.

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat has an amazing sense of balance, even whilst asleep! I would have fallen between the crack ages ago.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm this close to losing my s**t... Don't tempt me..."

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    Olivier Caissy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Why are you walking on the wall dear food provider?”

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did I get into this predicament...again?

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    ImaDerp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does that big chonk ballance on that?

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lockdown is driving me up the wall!

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    ♡PoisonousLotus!♡
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Yo kid! Yeah u! Get your head over here I need a prop!*to catch this bird!*'

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    PandaJon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May be time for that diet after all...

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    Colin Allcars
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s reminding us who’s boss around here.

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    Erdot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That spot on the cat's back kinda looks like Italy.

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