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The scope of feline weirdness is unprecedented. I mean, we do know cats are so dramatic they deserve an Oscar, they love sleeping in the most bizarre places like flower pots and tissue boxes, and sometimes their .exe stops working.

But what if I tell you that new evidence shows our beloved furballs have been defying the laws of physics?

From bouncing off the walls at 3 am like an astronaut in space to practicing for an audition for the Spider Cat sequel, these are the sightings that cancel gravity, the speed of light, mechanics... you name it. Let’s see it to believe it down below and I promise, you won’t be looking at your chonk in the tronk the same way again.

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    ML
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like mission impossible

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    Sethurama Iyer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here, you will find the majestic cat tree. It appears as if there's a bountiful harvest this year

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    To find out just how cats defy the laws of physics, Bored Panda reached out to cat behaviorist Celia Haddon, who has lectured on cat behavior at Ruskin Anglia University and Oxford Adult Education.

    Celia explained that their climbing powers come down to unique feline anatomy. “Cats' claws are curved so they can use them for climbing upwards. They are retractable, so cats walk without their claws touching the ground, but protract them to climb.”

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    Moreover, the claws help felines grip onto surfaces. “They can, therefore, climb straight up, if there is something they can get their claws into, like a tree trunk or a wall which is not too smooth.” Having said that, Celia added that “a completely smooth 90-degree angle surface would be too much of a challenge.”

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    Tovah Roche
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 Spider-Cat! Spider-Cat! Feral neighborhood Spider-Cat! 🎶

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    Sethurama Iyer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "spider-cat, spider-cat, friendly neighborhood spider-cat"

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    Cats are also notorious jumpers who could reach the sky if they wanted to. The cat behaviorist said that “they can jump six times or more their own height from a standing start.”

    Exactly how high that’d be depends on every cat individually. It may partly have to do with “the relative length of their back legs and their weight, according to a study in the Journal of Experimental Biology.”

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats can stick to things like velcro.

    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And furniture can be set on it's side.

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    Pretty Pangolin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to assume that couch is up on end, but I may be failing to give kitty enough credit.

    Dorothy Parker
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, but think it's a chair, so the white object is against the arm.The kitty's shadow makes sense for that scenario.

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    Sethurama Iyer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone turned the gravity in the wrong direction!

    Just another bot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure that this furball is just sitting on the upturned chair rather than clinging to it

    Chocoholic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is nobody talking about the cat's expression? (S)he looks like they've seen some things...

    wyndmere
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's looking at the alien that is taking her photo.

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    earringnut
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like things have gone sideways. ( Ok. I'll leave now.)

    Roadkill The Brave
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat actually does this all the time, though she can't maintain that hold for long doesn't stop her from doing it.

    Perfumista Perfumista
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Laws" of physics, hmph! You humans know nothing!

    Wendy Solo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah we know the couch was put up on it's side so you could take a picture of your cat seemingly sitting on the couch sideways. Nice one but I ain't that daft. lol

    G Oezoe
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you telling me... This isn't the way gravity goes?

    Demi Zwaan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That couch is on its side, but nice try.

    Kimberley McMillan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more like the armchair is on its side and the cat is just sitting on it with the photo turned.

    Morgan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Focused, pre-attack face!

    Gale Vester
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is leather furniture that the cat’s caretaker (cuz cats *don’t* have owners, only staff) regrets having now. I know a few things about this, cuz I’m a cat caretaker, too.

    Mike Schneider
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is like ..... What you lookin at?

    Hara Harding
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that shot really the way it's supposed to be printed?

    ERIN W.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to do a "DOUBLE TAKE" in this one!

    Anonymous Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The majestic antigravity cat very rarely seen will only live in a house that has a green couch”

    Liz-ard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone’s having a great sense of humor and turned this pic on the side. Never the less, funny.

    Benjamin Chen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If u turn ur phone a quarter turn, the cat looks like it is sitting on top of a chair on its side.

    GinnyKat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    💜 I hope it can stick the landing.💜

    Potatoisme
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Physics don't matter with cats and that's just facts

    Liz Sahlin
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤔 that looks like a slightly manipulated pic to me... On the other hand the pose might just hang on the tail alone... those sticks are powerful..

    Ellis Pascual
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kitty's position is against gravity. But she looks like she's sitting on the horizon comfortably

    Melissa Kawai
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why you looking at me like that?

    Dawn K
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are you trying to fool? This chair is overturned on its side.

    John Augsburger
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake news not being used to stir hatred!

    Mari Smet
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The couch is turned on its side -- the Cat is upright

    Joyce Brazel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh, how does he do that?

    Mumof1
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. The chair is sideways

    Mumof1
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't believe it. Photoshopped

    Meagan Fisher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep, this should definitely creep them out

    Maggie Mae
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can Easily Hold their Weight with their Claws in Furniture or Trees or in Your Clothing!!

    Berlinda Dunbar-Nye
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cash is 13. We used to call him "Big Kitty" when he decided he wanted to live here. He weighs about 25 lbs. He is a most awesome guy........can literally stand next to the garage door and jump through the one little tiny glassless pane (one got broken out years ago) It's over five feet high. And he doesn't break a sweat.......meanders around the patio at his leisure.

    Todd Hollfelder
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Claws and furniture... that's a deadly mix.

    Elak Swindell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though funny, it's clearly a chair turned vertical and the image was rotated.

    Vernice Aure
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sylvester had become the Master of the Horizontal Levitation.

    Josie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat has seen some stuff no cat should ever see

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me, or is that smile on the cat's face somewhat unnerving?

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    If you’re still not convinced that felines have special superpowers, wait till you hear how flexible they are.

    Celia explained that: “They have free-floating tiny collar bones, or clavicles, which are not fixed to any of the other bones in their skeleton. (Humans' longer collar bones are attached to and brace together the breastbone and the shoulder blade.)”

    Plus, “They have 30 vertebrae, the bones that make up the spine, with a further 18-23 vertebrae in the tails. It is their specially cushioned disks between their vertebrae that allow their spine to be so flexible.”

    As a result of this incredible anatomy, cats can, in fact, rotate their bodies 180 degrees to the left or right. So, no, you were not hallucinating, nor was it a glitch in the matrix.

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    Mark
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it half perched on a door handle?

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    Olivier Caissy
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “What do you want? I’m busy here!”

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    Olivier Caissy
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “All right, who turned off gravity again?”

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    Night Owl
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was a model for Salvador Dali's work

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    This Picture Of My Kitten In His Cat Tree Always Makes Me Laugh

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    ML
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the look on the cat's face, immediate regret!

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just sitting on top of the world. Or in this case, on top of the glass roof of a car.

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat has an amazing sense of balance, even whilst asleep! I would have fallen between the crack ages ago.

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    Cat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm this close to losing my s**t... Don't tempt me..."

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    Olivier Caissy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Why are you walking on the wall dear food provider?”

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did I get into this predicament...again?

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    ImaDerp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does that big chonk ballance on that?

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lockdown is driving me up the wall!

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    ♡PoisonousLotus!♡
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Yo kid! Yeah u! Get your head over here I need a prop!*to catch this bird!*'

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    PandaJon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May be time for that diet after all...

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    Colin Allcars
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s reminding us who’s boss around here.

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    Erdot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That spot on the cat's back kinda looks like Italy.

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