If you've ever heard the phrase, "Life's a beach," you probably wondered what does it actually mean. A seagull swooping in and stealing your wallet? Or maybe that beached whales are some profound allegory for our society? Well, probably neither but it's fun to entertain the possibilities.

We here at Bored Panda have compiled a series of the most unexpected things that took place at the seashore and it turns out, these pictures have the answers to the questions above. So if you thought that nothing ever really happens on a beach day, let us prove you wrong. It's not just lazing around and baking in the sunshine. The same water you're washing your troubles away can also spit out a giant squid right in your face. The sad part, though, is that it's not all that exciting. Or romantic. There's always a balding, middle-aged man to photobomb your best shots. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with all these funny people around you.

#1

Her Name Is Argiro And She Likes To Dry Up On This Chair That The Locals Saved For Her

Her Name Is Argiro And She Likes To Dry Up On This Chair That The Locals Saved For Her

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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This must be in Greece. Argyro means 'silvery' in Greek, it's a relatively common name. So sweet. And she is kinda silvery too :)

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What's cool about visiting the beach -- even the same one -- is that they are ever-changing environments so it'll be a little different every time you come back. Within one human lifetime, a shoreline can grow or shrink by tens of feet due to the action of waves, wind, storms, floods and other weather conditions. 

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    Waves can erode beaches and carry material to other areas, widening shorelines. They can also erode the bases of cliffs until they collapse, changing the coastline overnight. The wind blows sand beyond the waves, forming sand dunes which are eventually colonized by plants. The vegetation slows the wind, preventing it from blowing the sand away and the dunes continue growing larger and larger. There's always something going on.

    #3

    My Lady Friend Wanted A Piggy Back Picture On The Beach And A Random Biker Watching The Sunset Said He Wanted One Too

    My Lady Friend Wanted A Piggy Back Picture On The Beach And A Random Biker Watching The Sunset Said He Wanted One Too

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    And if this leaves you craving for a new adventure, try to look for a beach that has a Blue Flag status. Blue Flag criteria include quality, safety, environmental education and information standards, the provision of services and general environmental management criteria. This means that they are safe, the water quality is great, and there are plenty of things to experience. They are in most countries around the world with a total of 4,154 Blue Flags waving across the globe.

    #4

    This Sign On A Beach In Lithuania

    This Sign On A Beach In Lithuania

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    Laura Zappenduster
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume, people are peeing there in public just to get famous ^^

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    #6

    How To Use Sand To Freak People Out

    How To Use Sand To Freak People Out

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    #7

    How Girls Take Pictures At The Beach

    How Girls Take Pictures At The Beach

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    #8

    A Radical Concept. Bali 2017

    A Radical Concept. Bali 2017

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    #9

    We Took My Cat To The Beach And There Happened To Be A Professional Dancer Having A Photo Shoot

    We Took My Cat To The Beach And There Happened To Be A Professional Dancer Having A Photo Shoot

    Obviously this happened because Buns' day wasn't confusing enough.

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    Wyomudder
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never heard of someone taking their cat to the beach... is this a thing?? It sounds marvelous!

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    #10

    When Your Beach Towel Is From Costco

    When Your Beach Towel Is From Costco

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    Natters
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to know how they clean it...

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    #11

    Saw This Guy On The Beach. He Said His Grandkids Bought Him This Shirt

    Saw This Guy On The Beach. He Said His Grandkids Bought Him This Shirt

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    D H
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got 99 problems, and a beach isn't one of them

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    #12

    I Was Stood Taking A Photo Of My Girlfriend In The Sea, Then Realised So Was Every Other Instagram Boyfriend

    I Was Stood Taking A Photo Of My Girlfriend In The Sea, Then Realised So Was Every Other Instagram Boyfriend

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    #13

    You Have To Stay 10' Feet Away From The Wild Ponies On Assateague, Even If They Steal Your Spot

    You Have To Stay 10' Feet Away From The Wild Ponies On Assateague, Even If They Steal Your Spot

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    #14

    E Is For Existential Crisis

    E Is For Existential Crisis

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    #15

    This Perfect "Story In Three Panels" Of My Cousin

    This Perfect "Story In Three Panels" Of My Cousin

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    Pungent Sauce
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People bash on pigeons all the time, but seagulls are far higher up in the rankings of sky-rats. Right bastards, all of them.

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    #16

    My Mom Stumbled Into This Drug Dealer While In Jamaica

    My Mom Stumbled Into This Drug Dealer While In Jamaica

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    #17

    My Boyfriend Decided To Take My Dog To The Beach Today For Some “Quality” Time Together

    My Boyfriend Decided To Take My Dog To The Beach Today For Some “Quality” Time Together

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    Sleep Meister
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am so going to pee in your shoes when i get out of here. FEAR ME! FEAR......MEEEE!"

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    #18

    Mr. Crab's First Dollar

    Mr. Crab's First Dollar

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    #19

    I Found A Door (And Nothing Else) On An Abandoned Beach

    I Found A Door (And Nothing Else) On An Abandoned Beach

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    #20

    So I Went To The Beach And Saw This

    So I Went To The Beach And Saw This

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    Sasha Taylor
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually the best idea ever...

    Kai
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that they will just break it to bother the owner. There are so many bad ppl out there :(

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't afford to lose those dollar store sandals.

    A B C
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate. I was in Cambodia some years ago, went into the sea, and zhey stole my friggin 3 year old flip flops.

    Mary Rose Kent
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because Cambodia is a phenomenally poor country.

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    Foxxy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why though? Are there really people desperate enough to steal someone’s thongs?

    Alexandra Davis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No but if they just left them there not locked up someone might think they've been littered there and throw them away? This is the perfect way to be shoeless and hands free on the beach and have your shoes safe!

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haven’t you seen the guy trolling the beach for slippers?

    Teri Donovan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never cease to be amazed by how many people steal shoes left at the edge of the beach. We have a store called Alvin's that sells flip-flops for like $2 so those are the ones I wear to the beach. So far (3 years) none stolen.....

    Chikoo 4 life
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maximum security level teacher. XD

    Kelley Pendergraft
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, just goes to show that you really can't trust anybody these days.

    IAmKaLm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww man I was totally planning on stealing some used flip flops.

    Philippe Roussel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To avoid theft of the expensive lock!

    Elise Williams
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you recognize designer flip flops when you see them!

    Nico Viola
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its good but they could just rip off the pink then take it then put it back on

    Sherry Harvey
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it IS a means of transportation, although slower than a bike.

    Sherry Harvey
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it IS a means of transportation.

    Emma Waterman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No ride but won’t be walking barefooted!

    Zeyad Magdy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    still something you us to get around.

    back atya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People you do know that they can easily stolen by pulling on them hard.

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be more valuable to steal the lock, lol.

    K Garcia
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From someone who has had their nice flip flops stolen at the beach, this is GENIUS!

    Debrina Blackmoon
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everyone should do that if possible

    devi L.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol if you slip off the middle part you can get one slipper free as the other is too secure to take lol

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    #21

    I Feel Like I Just Missed A Miracle On The Beach

    I Feel Like I Just Missed A Miracle On The Beach

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    #22

    Creative Sprite Ad, Creepy Chair Guy

    Creative Sprite Ad, Creepy Chair Guy

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    Carol Emory
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah someone needs to check the local sex offenders database...*shudder....

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    #23

    Just Bro Things

    Just Bro Things

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    #24

    Visual Representation Of Why Women Live Longer Than Men

    Visual Representation Of Why Women Live Longer Than Men

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    #25

    Finally An Answer To The Age Old Question "Do Raccoons On A Beach In Panama City, Feel Like Fritos?"

    Finally An Answer To The Age Old Question "Do Raccoons On A Beach In Panama City, Feel Like Fritos?"

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    #26

    Taking Too Long To Take A Photo Of Her Food On The Beach

    Taking Too Long To Take A Photo Of Her Food On The Beach

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    #27

    This Man At The Beach Has A Tiny Deck Chair To Rest His Head

    This Man At The Beach Has A Tiny Deck Chair To Rest His Head

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    #28

    That's One Patient Dog

    That's One Patient Dog

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    #29

    Dodge Tried To Shoot A Commercial For A $60,000 Truck At My Local Beach

    Dodge Tried To Shoot A Commercial For A $60,000 Truck At My Local Beach

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    Herb Eaversmells
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the truck ran well after this, it would be an add in itself.

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    #30

    Saw This Inspirational Beach Message This Morning

    Saw This Inspirational Beach Message This Morning

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    Christine Holl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no wifi. Talk to each other and pretend it is 1995.

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    #31

    Seagull Has No Boundaries

    Seagull Has No Boundaries

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    #32

    This Man Is Taking A Picture Of His Vape At The Beach

    This Man Is Taking A Picture Of His Vape At The Beach

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    #33

    Dragged This Down To The Beach

    Dragged This Down To The Beach

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    Kai
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he didnt leave it there.

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