If Animals Could Talk (39 New Pics)

This is soooo much like my sister's bunny. One moment you're doing something nice for her and she is %100 chill and then the next moment she's suddenly jumps up at starts attacking you. Lesson of the story: Don't judge bunnies by the sweet fairy tales you hear about them. Instead think more about little bunny foofoo and that one scene from monty python's holy grail movie. (You know, the scene where there's that bunny that jumps around beheading people.)

Super relatable!

The worst of this sort of cat attacks are the claws on their hind paws.

This is why cats are alien hhh. I love cats

Now I know why.

Everyone to his and her own aspirations!

All my dog does is annoy us and scratch us with dog toys

Bethany this ones for u

That was unexpected!

My dog chews everything in sight until my living room looks like a warzone

This reminds me of the scene in The Office, where Dwight sets a fake fire, and Michael says the exact same thing lol only he's freaking out

I have 7 pets and they all go crazy no matter what I do

I have a dog that does this... at leaves...

I have three dogs and...... Wait a minute your my sister (Nice profile picture)

From our window my 4 dogs can see the street all the way into the cul-de-sac. They bark at EVERYTHING that passes by, including people waaaay at the end of the street to the little birdies eating bugs from my lawn.

Now we all know why cats push objects off the table

ggreatfully they make plastic ones...they bounce, mess with kitties head lol

this is so not true

Do they really care if it breaks?

Cats care nothing if not thorough.

Said the pussy to the American President

not true. cats enjoy being pet.

I didn't say that you could touch me did I ? No I didn't ;=]]

Im the same way. Love me but DONT touch me

Raider this is for u

You are cooler now, no need to turn into a butterfly.

The caterpillar's face....

A crusty poop

Just give him fake wings Or yaknow, one day he'll fly... To a nest... Of a bird

I have lots of trees by my building, and i get sick of the bird s**t. So now I like to sit on my balcony eating scrambled eggs, so these birds know I mean business!

You should always carry on with family y traditions!

You could try heads instead of cars for a change...

All right, which one of your ancestors did it, filled with half-digested blueberries, in my great-grandfather's mouth?

You're not one to beak traditions

My cat always preferred to puke on carpet or rugs. Felt like he did it on purpose because puke on tile would be too easy to clean. Wasn't a happy camper about it

If my cat could talk then she would say that exact thing

My Mommas: I puked under the bed.

this is a polite cat. at least it tells you were the puke is, instead of surprising you....

My husband will fart and my dog will go under the covers and just enjoy the smell. LOL

Hmmm... FiFi's been here!