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Whether you've lost a limb due to illness or accident or you were simply born without the usual number, life can probably be quite difficult at times when you're missing an arm or a leg. But as you can see from these amputee jokes compiled by Bored Panda, some people know how to make the best jokes out of every situation. Losing a limb does not mean losing your sense of humor, too!
Whether recreating famous one-legged Disney characters, scaring people with funny pranks, making their own leg from LEGO, using their prosthetic foot as a drink holder, or using their missing limb to create awesomely authentic Halloween costumes. People in these pictures don't let their amputations get in the way of having some good old "armless" fun and throwing the best pranks. After all, taking your hardships lightly can make the obstacles seem smaller and less significant, and a missing arm or a leg does not mean that all your dreams and aspirations are gone. So don't forget to vote for these funny jokes; hopefully, this list will inspire you to smile more and worry less!
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#1
Lose Right Arm And Break My Left Hand Friend Gives Me This Shirt
Kirsten Preston 8 years ago
Brilliant, love it! I got Parkinson's disease and make fun of myself. That way it's a lot easier to get through a bad day. My family and friends will also,come up with some remark some outsiders would find awful, but it's a great way to cope. Hats off to this young chap ;-)
varwenea 8 years ago
I have the "opposite" - essential tremor since late 20's. I can't do anything without shaking. Guess I need to learn to laugh about that too.
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Chessie Vetri 3 years ago
I love your sense of humor. I just lost my leg and my laughter has saved me. Thks. Peace and Blessings. Keep Smiling🙏😊☀️🕊️🌍💞🕉️
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#2
Every Halloween This One-Legged Guy Makes An Epic Halloween Costume
Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago
His name is Josh Sundquist and he lost his leg to ewing's sarcoma at age nine. He is now a parolympic skier as well as a best selling author and motivational speaker.
#3
Gonna Request A Refund
#4
This Girl
Brunella Nunes 8 years ago
This is Paola Antonini, a very inspiring brazilian girl. https://www.instagram.com/paola_antonini/?hl=pt-br
And I pretty much believe she did NOT made this joke, so I think this is bully. Here's the original picture: 12547360_1...7x1024.jpg 
#5
My Friend Who Lost His Leg This Summer Posted This On Facebook
Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
Every year 3 brothers from New Brighton, MN make a GIANT snow sculpture. This shark was one of their creations. In previous years, Austin, Connor and Trevor Bartz have also made a 12 ft. turtle, a walrus, an octopus and even a blowfish.
Amanda Panda 8 years ago
How do you find this info so fast? lol do you have a link? I'd like to see their other work! Thanks for sharing! :)
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#6
Pops Got Himself A New Shirt
Chessie Vetri 3 years ago
Love it!!! I'm am an amputee who loves to laugh about it. We have to or we might cry. Thank you
#7
Thanks, Mcdonald's
#8
Amputee Adventure Time Costume
#9
My Friend Mark Was Born Without Legs. He Has A Good Sense Of Humor About It
#10
I Am Mrs. Nesbit
Tyler Reich 8 years ago
Hi, my name is Tyler Reich, also known as JusGodlyEnougj Cosplay. This picture is of me and I am not an amputee. I appreciate that you enjoy my costume but I don't want to offend anyone by allowing myself to be falsely represented.
Phillip Malerich 8 years ago
Soooo, that's my friend Tyler. He very much has both his arms. His arm is folded into his breastplate
#11
My Buddy Has A Good Sense Of Humor
Amanda Panda 8 years ago
lol had I seen this as a kid, i wouldn't have been as desensitized as these kids who are just vapidly staring, I would have ran for my life!
Stille20 8 years ago
ha ha, they probably saw the set up and think this guy is a nut.
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#12
Snow Angel
Chessie Vetri 3 years ago
🤣 LMAO. I wish u were my neighbor. You r hysterical!!!! We all gotta lighten up. 😂🤣😂LOve it!!!!!!
#13
A Nurse My Wife Works With Took This Picture On Vacation
#14
Clever Use Of A Prosthetic Leg
#15
Know What's Real And What's Not
#16
I Got A New Leg Today!
#17
My Amputee Brother Didn't Appreciate His Christmas Present
Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
A guy I worked with had lost several fingers. Many years later, I ran into him and said "After all these years, I thought you would have grown them back by now". He laughed and laughed.... said he hadn't been told that one yet.
Gay Johnson 8 years ago
I need to get one of these about my eye - slow and I don't even see a glimmer of it's return...
#18
Clever Tattoo Done By One Of My Facebook Friends
#19
Where Have My Muscles Gone!?
L.a. Williams 3 years ago
You are a great person with an awesome sense of humor. I love this pic
#20
Want To Hear The Leg Story?
Gary DeVries 1 year ago
I believe we're only getting half the story. BTW BLBK since April of 2023. ;)
#21
College Costs Illustrated
#22
Dolphin Tattoo
Ben Lavalleur 8 years ago
With all that scar tissue that is a fantastic tattoo. Props to the artist.
dphoenixify 8 years ago
now that's one cool tattoo! he always have a cute buddy wherever he goes.
#23
Marine Returned From Afghanistan
David Gallagher 8 years ago
You should check Michael Stokes' work. He has published a few calendars with amputee soldiers. They are gorgeous, the photos are fantastic and they do a good job of drawing attention to the subject.
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#24
Crazy Things You Can Do With A Lil' Fake Blood And One Leg
#25
My Amputee Brother Has A Great Sense Of Humour
#26
Piggies Gone To The Market
#27
Amputee Husband Receives Gloves And His Wife With Mastectomy Receives Bra
Paula Raymundo 8 years ago
I didn't notice the bra. I thought the guy's hand was still in the paper bag!
💖 Stacy Rae 💖 8 years ago
She might have implants in which case she can still wear bras, although none with underwire. I know it's meant to be funny but it's really not as useless as it seems because she could take the underwire out and wear the bra. Oh and she could wear the gloves too!
Neeha 8 years ago
A fashion-obsessed sister or female cousin...I guess...
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#28
Amputee Girl Army Of Darkness Costume
#29
I Decided To Stop The Questions
8 years ago
I would have so many more questions if I read " shark bite"....I wanna hear that story!
#30
‘Attacked By A Shark’ Halloween Costume
#31
An Amputee Vet With A Sense Of Humor
BlackLabOwner 4 years ago
Thank you for your service means a lot to me and my family and our country
#32
Amputee With A Humor Is Me
#33
My Boyfriend Came Home With This Tattoo
#34
Sometimes You Just Have To Put Your Foot Down
#35
Zombie
#36
Genuine Pirate Costume
#37
Dude Where's My Leg?
#38
Leg Lamp
#39
Amputee Prosthetic Leg Made With Lego Bricks
Shinomi Chan 8 years ago
ohmygod, she is invincible against the terror of legos! She has become one with them! BE AFRAID PEOPLE!
#40
The Giant Thumb Tattoo
#42
Do Not Cut Above Line
Tracy Moorhead 8 years ago
I've wanted to write, "the other knee" for 12 surgeries! It's a pretty cool way to be sure it's done right!
#43
Convo's With Mom
#44
Tribute To The Shark That Bit His Arm Off
Hyde and Seek 3 years ago
You're more likely to be seriously hurt by cattle or cars.
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Genius ‘Christmas Story’ Leg Lamp Costume
Sitano Moto 8 years ago
That is the most beautiful costume I have ever seen. Props to this woman and her amazing sense of humor.
#46
An Amputees Tattoo On His Stubbed Leg
Kirsten Preston 8 years ago
Great, reminds me of these worm type animals created by pulling a sock on your fist!
#47
How An Amputee Does Halloween
Ronald Boychi 2 years ago
I see a guitar in the background, hope it wasn't her that played. I take so much for granted.
#48
Prosthetic Leg
#51
Funny Amputee
Diana CrunChewy Watson 8 years ago
I would love to speak with one of the Queen's Guard to hear some of the crazy b******t they must see on a daily basis.
Chris Peterson 6 years ago
Fun fact, if one of the Queen's Guard "breaks face" they can and likely will be fired. Everytime you harass them, you're putting their income at risk.
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Cassie 8 years ago
My mom was an amputee back when prosthetic legs were made of wood. I told all of my preschool friends and they didn't believe me, so when she came to pick me up, she let them knock on her wooden leg. Of course, being curious children, they felt the need to bang on her good leg for comparison. She took it really well, but I'm sure she was a little sore. My mom was awesome.
Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
I love your story Cassie. My mom's aunt who was a well humored lady. She would often ask me to put the top down on my convertible and take her for a ride Then she would proceed to toss her prosthetic in the back storage behind the seats. We would LAUGH as we tootled around town. Sadly she passed away from a brain tumor many years ago. But your story reminded me of my auntie. Thanks for sharing about your mom!
Load More Replies... Pi... 8 years ago
These people... they're embracing every day... I wish I had half the humour they have...
Leah Hadley 8 years ago
I met an awesome little kid today who was curious so just out right asked what happend to my leg. I told him and he said my fake leg was really cool. Top tip: don't stare, ask. 👍🏼
Jay Tucci 6 years ago
Amputee here. Real pegleg. Real live parrots. I travel around dressed as a pirate. Teaching and advocating for amputees and folks with disabilities! I wrote a childrens book abd i host a show on youtube for kids! Every one of these pictures represents amazing people having fun, enjoying life and really owning who they are!! Its amazing! Cheers from Captain Jay!
Phillip Malerich 8 years ago
Sooooo, I know #8 personally. He's just got his arm folded into his breastplate.
De Ducky 8 years ago
The pics must have been rearranged or his taken off- #8 is a female.
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Todd Murray 8 years ago
#10, Mrs. Nesbit, is not an amputee in real life. He's a cosplayer from the Minneapolis-St. Paul area who makes great costumes, but I've met him personally and I can verify that he has two arms.
Simone Jensen 8 years ago
why can´t I find and see my post here only when someone gives me likes or reply to it..
Cassie 8 years ago
My mom was an amputee back when prosthetic legs were made of wood. I told all of my preschool friends and they didn't believe me, so when she came to pick me up, she let them knock on her wooden leg. Of course, being curious children, they felt the need to bang on her good leg for comparison. She took it really well, but I'm sure she was a little sore. My mom was awesome.
Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
I love your story Cassie. My mom's aunt who was a well humored lady. She would often ask me to put the top down on my convertible and take her for a ride Then she would proceed to toss her prosthetic in the back storage behind the seats. We would LAUGH as we tootled around town. Sadly she passed away from a brain tumor many years ago. But your story reminded me of my auntie. Thanks for sharing about your mom!
Load More Replies... Pi... 8 years ago
These people... they're embracing every day... I wish I had half the humour they have...
Leah Hadley 8 years ago
I met an awesome little kid today who was curious so just out right asked what happend to my leg. I told him and he said my fake leg was really cool. Top tip: don't stare, ask. 👍🏼
Jay Tucci 6 years ago
Amputee here. Real pegleg. Real live parrots. I travel around dressed as a pirate. Teaching and advocating for amputees and folks with disabilities! I wrote a childrens book abd i host a show on youtube for kids! Every one of these pictures represents amazing people having fun, enjoying life and really owning who they are!! Its amazing! Cheers from Captain Jay!
Phillip Malerich 8 years ago
Sooooo, I know #8 personally. He's just got his arm folded into his breastplate.
De Ducky 8 years ago
The pics must have been rearranged or his taken off- #8 is a female.
Load More Replies... Todd Murray 8 years ago
#10, Mrs. Nesbit, is not an amputee in real life. He's a cosplayer from the Minneapolis-St. Paul area who makes great costumes, but I've met him personally and I can verify that he has two arms.
Simone Jensen 8 years ago
why can´t I find and see my post here only when someone gives me likes or reply to it..
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