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Whether you've lost a limb due to illness or accident or you were simply born without the usual number, life can probably be quite difficult at times when you're missing an arm or a leg. But as you can see from these amputee jokes compiled by Bored Panda, some people know how to make the best jokes out of every situation. Losing a limb does not mean losing your sense of humor, too!

Whether recreating famous one-legged Disney characters, scaring people with funny pranks, making their own leg from LEGO, using their prosthetic foot as a drink holder, or using their missing limb to create awesomely authentic Halloween costumes. People in these pictures don't let their amputations get in the way of having some good old "armless" fun and throwing the best pranks. After all, taking your hardships lightly can make the obstacles seem smaller and less significant, and a missing arm or a leg does not mean that all your dreams and aspirations are gone. So don't forget to vote for these funny jokes; hopefully, this list will inspire you to smile more and worry less!

#1

Lose Right Arm And Break My Left Hand Friend Gives Me This Shirt

Lose Right Arm And Break My Left Hand Friend Gives Me This Shirt

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#2

Every Halloween This One-Legged Guy Makes An Epic Halloween Costume

Every Halloween This One-Legged Guy Makes An Epic Halloween Costume

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#5

My Friend Who Lost His Leg This Summer Posted This On Facebook

My Friend Who Lost His Leg This Summer Posted This On Facebook

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Yvonne Bernal
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every year 3 brothers from New Brighton, MN make a GIANT snow sculpture. This shark was one of their creations. In previous years, Austin, Connor and Trevor Bartz have also made a 12 ft. turtle, a walrus, an octopus and even a blowfish.

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#9

My Friend Mark Was Born Without Legs. He Has A Good Sense Of Humor About It

My Friend Mark Was Born Without Legs. He Has A Good Sense Of Humor About It

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#10

I Am Mrs. Nesbit

I Am Mrs. Nesbit

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#11

My Buddy Has A Good Sense Of Humor

My Buddy Has A Good Sense Of Humor

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Yvonne Bernal
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He just finished water skiing . . . all the kids know him as "skip"

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#13

A Nurse My Wife Works With Took This Picture On Vacation

A Nurse My Wife Works With Took This Picture On Vacation

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#14

Clever Use Of A Prosthetic Leg

Clever Use Of A Prosthetic Leg

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#17

My Amputee Brother Didn't Appreciate His Christmas Present

My Amputee Brother Didn't Appreciate His Christmas Present

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#18

Clever Tattoo Done By One Of My Facebook Friends

Clever Tattoo Done By One Of My Facebook Friends

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#19

Where Have My Muscles Gone!?

Where Have My Muscles Gone!?

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#20

Want To Hear The Leg Story?

Want To Hear The Leg Story?

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#24

Crazy Things You Can Do With A Lil' Fake Blood And One Leg

Crazy Things You Can Do With A Lil' Fake Blood And One Leg

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#25

My Amputee Brother Has A Great Sense Of Humour

My Amputee Brother Has A Great Sense Of Humour

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#26

Piggies Gone To The Market

Piggies Gone To The Market

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#27

Amputee Husband Receives Gloves And His Wife With Mastectomy Receives Bra

Amputee Husband Receives Gloves And His Wife With Mastectomy Receives Bra

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#28

Amputee Girl Army Of Darkness Costume

Amputee Girl Army Of Darkness Costume

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#29

I Decided To Stop The Questions

I Decided To Stop The Questions

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have so many more questions if I read " shark bite"....I wanna hear that story!

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#30

‘Attacked By A Shark’ Halloween Costume

‘Attacked By A Shark’ Halloween Costume

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#32

Amputee With A Humor Is Me

Amputee With A Humor Is Me

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#33

My Boyfriend Came Home With This Tattoo

My Boyfriend Came Home With This Tattoo

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#34

Sometimes You Just Have To Put Your Foot Down

Sometimes You Just Have To Put Your Foot Down

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#35

Zombie

Zombie

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's totally fake and all in good fun...but his one made me gag a little

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#39

Amputee Prosthetic Leg Made With Lego Bricks

Amputee Prosthetic Leg Made With Lego Bricks

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#41

T Was My Cousin's First Halloween As An Amputee... We Decided To Have Some Fun

T Was My Cousin's First Halloween As An Amputee... We Decided To Have Some Fun

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#42

Do Not Cut Above Line

Do Not Cut Above Line

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Tracy Moorhead
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've wanted to write, "the other knee" for 12 surgeries! It's a pretty cool way to be sure it's done right!

#44

Tribute To The Shark That Bit His Arm Off

Tribute To The Shark That Bit His Arm Off

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amazing! He respects the power of nature and is not pissed off at the animal for doing something that comes naturally to it.

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#45

Genius ‘Christmas Story’ Leg Lamp Costume

Genius ‘Christmas Story’ Leg Lamp Costume

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#46

An Amputees Tattoo On His Stubbed Leg

An Amputees Tattoo On His Stubbed Leg

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#47

How An Amputee Does Halloween

How An Amputee Does Halloween

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Ronald Boychi
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see a guitar in the background, hope it wasn't her that played. I take so much for granted.

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#49

Accident

Accident

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#50

One Foot In The Grave

One Foot In The Grave

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#51

Funny Amputee

Funny Amputee

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Diana CrunChewy Watson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would love to speak with one of the Queen's Guard to hear some of the crazy b******t they must see on a daily basis.

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