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Whether you've lost a limb due to illness or accident or you were simply born without the usual number, life can probably be quite difficult at times when you're missing an arm or a leg. But as you can see from these amputee jokes compiled by Bored Panda, some people know how to make the best jokes out of every situation. Losing a limb does not mean losing your sense of humor, too!
Whether recreating famous one-legged Disney characters, scaring people with funny pranks, making their own leg from LEGO, using their prosthetic foot as a drink holder, or using their missing limb to create awesomely authentic Halloween costumes. People in these pictures don't let their amputations get in the way of having some good old "armless" fun and throwing the best pranks. After all, taking your hardships lightly can make the obstacles seem smaller and less significant, and a missing arm or a leg does not mean that all your dreams and aspirations are gone. So don't forget to vote for these funny jokes; hopefully, this list will inspire you to smile more and worry less!
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#1
Lose Right Arm And Break My Left Hand Friend Gives Me This Shirt
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#2
Every Halloween This One-Legged Guy Makes An Epic Halloween Costume
#3
Gonna Request A Refund
#5
My Friend Who Lost His Leg This Summer Posted This On Facebook
Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
Every year 3 brothers from New Brighton, MN make a GIANT snow sculpture. This shark was one of their creations. In previous years, Austin, Connor and Trevor Bartz have also made a 12 ft. turtle, a walrus, an octopus and even a blowfish.
#6
Pops Got Himself A New Shirt
#7
Thanks, Mcdonald's
#8
Amputee Adventure Time Costume
#9
My Friend Mark Was Born Without Legs. He Has A Good Sense Of Humor About It
#10
I Am Mrs. Nesbit
#11
My Buddy Has A Good Sense Of Humor
#13
A Nurse My Wife Works With Took This Picture On Vacation
#14
Clever Use Of A Prosthetic Leg
#15
Know What's Real And What's Not
#16
I Got A New Leg Today!
#17
My Amputee Brother Didn't Appreciate His Christmas Present
#18
Clever Tattoo Done By One Of My Facebook Friends
#19
Where Have My Muscles Gone!?
#20
Want To Hear The Leg Story?
#21
College Costs Illustrated
#22
Dolphin Tattoo
#23
Marine Returned From Afghanistan
#24
Crazy Things You Can Do With A Lil' Fake Blood And One Leg
#25
My Amputee Brother Has A Great Sense Of Humour
#26
Piggies Gone To The Market
#27
Amputee Husband Receives Gloves And His Wife With Mastectomy Receives Bra
#28
Amputee Girl Army Of Darkness Costume
#29
I Decided To Stop The Questions
8 years ago
I would have so many more questions if I read " shark bite"....I wanna hear that story!
#30
‘Attacked By A Shark’ Halloween Costume
#31
An Amputee Vet With A Sense Of Humor
#32
Amputee With A Humor Is Me
#33
My Boyfriend Came Home With This Tattoo
#34
Sometimes You Just Have To Put Your Foot Down
#35
Zombie
#36
Genuine Pirate Costume
#37
Dude Where's My Leg?
#38
Leg Lamp
#39
Amputee Prosthetic Leg Made With Lego Bricks
#40
The Giant Thumb Tattoo
#42
Do Not Cut Above Line
Tracy Moorhead 8 years ago
I've wanted to write, "the other knee" for 12 surgeries! It's a pretty cool way to be sure it's done right!
#43
Convo's With Mom
#44
Tribute To The Shark That Bit His Arm Off
#45
Genius ‘Christmas Story’ Leg Lamp Costume
#46
An Amputees Tattoo On His Stubbed Leg
#47
How An Amputee Does Halloween
Ronald Boychi 2 years ago
I see a guitar in the background, hope it wasn't her that played. I take so much for granted.
#48
Prosthetic Leg
#51
Funny Amputee
Diana CrunChewy Watson 8 years ago
I would love to speak with one of the Queen's Guard to hear some of the crazy b******t they must see on a daily basis.
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Cassie 8 years ago
My mom was an amputee back when prosthetic legs were made of wood. I told all of my preschool friends and they didn't believe me, so when she came to pick me up, she let them knock on her wooden leg. Of course, being curious children, they felt the need to bang on her good leg for comparison. She took it really well, but I'm sure she was a little sore. My mom was awesome.
Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
I love your story Cassie. My mom's aunt who was a well humored lady. She would often ask me to put the top down on my convertible and take her for a ride Then she would proceed to toss her prosthetic in the back storage behind the seats. We would LAUGH as we tootled around town. Sadly she passed away from a brain tumor many years ago. But your story reminded me of my auntie. Thanks for sharing about your mom!
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Pi... 8 years ago
These people... they're embracing every day... I wish I had half the humour they have...
Leah Hadley 8 years ago
I met an awesome little kid today who was curious so just out right asked what happend to my leg. I told him and he said my fake leg was really cool. Top tip: don't stare, ask. 👍🏼
Jay Tucci 6 years ago
Amputee here. Real pegleg. Real live parrots. I travel around dressed as a pirate. Teaching and advocating for amputees and folks with disabilities! I wrote a childrens book abd i host a show on youtube for kids! Every one of these pictures represents amazing people having fun, enjoying life and really owning who they are!! Its amazing! Cheers from Captain Jay!
Phillip Malerich 8 years ago
Sooooo, I know #8 personally. He's just got his arm folded into his breastplate.
De Ducky 8 years ago
The pics must have been rearranged or his taken off- #8 is a female.
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Todd Murray 8 years ago
#10, Mrs. Nesbit, is not an amputee in real life. He's a cosplayer from the Minneapolis-St. Paul area who makes great costumes, but I've met him personally and I can verify that he has two arms.
Simone Jensen 8 years ago
why can´t I find and see my post here only when someone gives me likes or reply to it..
Cátia Boarqueiro 8 years ago
These guys are the real life heroes... Men and women that don't succumb to the sadness and self pitty, they just keep on fighting with a smile on their faces and they don't quite having fun and enjoying life, and they are an amazing role model for us all.
Rakesh Pandey 8 years ago
They might have a great sense of humor, and it says volumes about their grit and strength, but I don't find it remotely funny! I found it a bit sad! They deserve a lot of respect even if it's for this sense of humor!
Wanda Queen 8 years ago
And lots of people are respecting them.....not sure what your issue is. Humor and respect aren't mutually exclusive.
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Cassie 8 years ago
My mom was an amputee back when prosthetic legs were made of wood. I told all of my preschool friends and they didn't believe me, so when she came to pick me up, she let them knock on her wooden leg. Of course, being curious children, they felt the need to bang on her good leg for comparison. She took it really well, but I'm sure she was a little sore. My mom was awesome.
Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
I love your story Cassie. My mom's aunt who was a well humored lady. She would often ask me to put the top down on my convertible and take her for a ride Then she would proceed to toss her prosthetic in the back storage behind the seats. We would LAUGH as we tootled around town. Sadly she passed away from a brain tumor many years ago. But your story reminded me of my auntie. Thanks for sharing about your mom!
Load More Replies... Pi... 8 years ago
These people... they're embracing every day... I wish I had half the humour they have...
Leah Hadley 8 years ago
I met an awesome little kid today who was curious so just out right asked what happend to my leg. I told him and he said my fake leg was really cool. Top tip: don't stare, ask. 👍🏼
Jay Tucci 6 years ago
Amputee here. Real pegleg. Real live parrots. I travel around dressed as a pirate. Teaching and advocating for amputees and folks with disabilities! I wrote a childrens book abd i host a show on youtube for kids! Every one of these pictures represents amazing people having fun, enjoying life and really owning who they are!! Its amazing! Cheers from Captain Jay!
Phillip Malerich 8 years ago
Sooooo, I know #8 personally. He's just got his arm folded into his breastplate.
De Ducky 8 years ago
The pics must have been rearranged or his taken off- #8 is a female.
Load More Replies... Todd Murray 8 years ago
#10, Mrs. Nesbit, is not an amputee in real life. He's a cosplayer from the Minneapolis-St. Paul area who makes great costumes, but I've met him personally and I can verify that he has two arms.
Simone Jensen 8 years ago
why can´t I find and see my post here only when someone gives me likes or reply to it..
Cátia Boarqueiro 8 years ago
These guys are the real life heroes... Men and women that don't succumb to the sadness and self pitty, they just keep on fighting with a smile on their faces and they don't quite having fun and enjoying life, and they are an amazing role model for us all.
Rakesh Pandey 8 years ago
They might have a great sense of humor, and it says volumes about their grit and strength, but I don't find it remotely funny! I found it a bit sad! They deserve a lot of respect even if it's for this sense of humor!
Wanda Queen 8 years ago
And lots of people are respecting them.....not sure what your issue is. Humor and respect aren't mutually exclusive.
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