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We live in the age of reviews. Both blessed and cursed, they do help us in making our minds up whether to buy something on the internet. There’s also nothing more powerful than leaving a review for an Uber driver, a restaurant on Yelp, or a shop on eBay.

But there’s a whole different world when it comes to reviewing movies on Amazon. Because you see, even the best ones do deserve a solid 1-star rating.

Luckily, the Twitter page "Amazon Movie Reviews" has chronicled all the funniest tiny bits of honesty. Get your popcorn ready, 'cause these will be more entertaining than 2 hours of cinematic boredom.

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Bored Panda reached out to Joe Grabinski, the man behind the Amazon Movie Reviews Twitter account, which has more than 239.6K followers. Joe said that he started the humorous account purely by accident.

“I simply stumbled across humorous reviews when purchasing DVDs/Blu-rays on Amazon and wanted to store the funny reviews somewhere. I remember thinking, “It would be fun if I got 500 followers someday, people who enjoyed seeing these things.” Little did he know that the page would soon have 1K followers within 24 hours.

However, Joe was honest enough to say that he “had a lot of excitement and disappointment associated with the account: book agent, podcast, YouTube show, etc. None of those things quite panned out, but there have been a lot of fun benefits such as getting to know some interesting and cool people.”

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Since the launch of the Amazon Movie Reviews page back in 2014, Joe has noticed that these days, people are leaving “a lot less reviews (for movies) on Amazon than they did when I started.” It makes it harder to find the good ones.

Joe assumes that it’s due to a couple of reasons: “1) The novelty of leaving reviews has worn off for people; 2) People are buying less Blu-rays and DVDs; 3) There are more competing platforms for people to rent/stream movies; and 4) There are more competing forms of entertainment.”

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Raine Soo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people really don't know anything about history and actual events.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Taken 3 was actually quite tragic, and arguably better than the others. But I give this review 5 stars.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very deep:) The whole entertainment world for kids is about making money with fears and laughter...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't believe i'm the first to throw out this thought .... Let It Go.

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Evelína Zlá
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine this guy talking to Kubrick.... Yeah yeah, the music was legendary... the visual effects were epic but the chairs man... the chairs looked sooo uncomfortable. No award there.

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Scagsy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bizarre if nothing else. At least it was an honest critique

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Danieletc
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your couch, your LA-Z-Boy, a lap: this 2:44:-- movie that feels like a 17-hour film will make your chair feel uncomfortable, indeed.

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Thom Schlevens
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not wrong though. But there is a hidden fetish behind watching two and a half hours caring about chairs.

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Kathryn Baylis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The whole movie is chock full of discomfort, and the only thing you zero in on is the chairs?

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Rustyn Birch
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, but the gravity was really very low- so the actors were fine. It all worked out- right as rain. :)

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David Herz
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

in the movie or in the theater? The ones the apes were sitting on at the start of the film?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THAT'S what you took away from the film?? Kinda like "I really liked The Matrix because it featured Minidiscs."

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd never seen it, so I agreed to watch it with my husband. Stupidest s**t I've ever wasted 3 hours on.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Go git me anutha movie now, Cletus. This one don't got no cars in it.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is most upsetting. First, because people only want to watch films in English (doubtlessly because they are incapable of reading subtitles); second, because they can't even tell that the film is in Korean, not Chinese! Do they even know there is a country called Korea, where people speak Korean? Have people always been so ignorant?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He also gave 1 Star for Terminator for the same reason. Arnie never said please or thank-you. Rude.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is the only complaint they could find?? Or maybe they were hoping to snack the trauma away and even that was denied to them ...

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